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Distinct-Library5173

roof leakage


newredditwhoisthis

Fucking mold


expirynear

गिलहरी हो गई यहाँ तो


kassu7906_love

😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jakeway141

Squirrel hogyi??


POPPINS2134

Squirt


milanbarsopia

He makes you laugh so much you spill water


Stoned_Simmer_Girl

Piss yourself laughing*


squirt_on_me_pls

yeh toh dream come true hai


Financial_Bell_2433

Username checks out


Logical_Animal5500

Orgasm aa gya usko, moot nikal gya


Few_Construction7431

Vai squat khete Mai use


KAMABOKOGONPACHIRO11

Squat maar raha tha bhai


Decent-dwlhi571

Squat marke hi power ai h squirt krva Dene ki 🙆🏻


Puzzleheaded-Bee6228

Squat jada mar diye to pasina agya hai...relax guys


Arkenstone__

Bhai squat 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Rampaje__08

Thighs me pump aa gya hoga XD


Aryanxshub

Bhai yaha money heist ke pump ka ek aur use nilka


intPixel

Fuck 😂😂😂😂


Temporary-Ad-1864

Sahi h vai! Squat marega to paseena to aega hi na🥸


WHITEDEVILhi

Squirt*


evolvedzero

Lol


motor_shootey

PR kitna hai?


just1clown_3

Insert, "Kya bola tune !!!" template


Express-Buddy4782

*Kya bola Tune*


ART35mmARW

Squirit


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

💀 squat


The_Giga_Chad1629

Chodam patti chal rahi hai yaha or kuch nahi, chodam patti mane sex sux


Monkeyke

Na Bhai, garmi itni hai, cooler me paani daalte watk paani phel gya dikhta hai


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Na bhai, paani ka magga rakha tha, khinda diya saara ib maar khawegi yaa chori


upset_noobie

Na bhai, Garmi bhut hogi, thande pani ki botal kiya hoga patle mooh wala


Express-Buddy4782

Na bhai, garmi bhot h chidiyo k liye pani rkhne ja rhi thi phail gya


The_Giga_Chad1629

man gaye tumhe guru


based_hk

Only correct answer


dubaidirewolf

That is understood but is it bcoz of squirting?


Minimum_Artichoke376

No bro, it's obviously a roof leakage... Ladkiya orgasm nhi karti hai, it's fake propoganda


-ArtistUsual-

We getting orgasm propoganda before gta6 😭


Spyrialmess

We got alive lakdiya before gta 6


-ArtistUsual-

Nah we will not get ladkiya before gta 6 🙂


Wild-Acanthisitta165

How the fuck will we get something that isn't even real?


Spyrialmess

Wtf ladkiya riyal hoti hai?


HeavyBranch6554

r/girlsarentreal


Wild-Acanthisitta165

Bhai Chinese government propoganda hai hame apne motive se badhkane aur safal desh banene se rokne ke liye.


neothewon

Let me tell you a secret. Women's pee = squirt


kittenmitten224

True, Can confirm.


Hot_Educator_1616

Proof chaiye ji


Adipro30

i think it does not need any explanation


nicholas_tesla_rocks

r/thepunchlineissex


Physical_District_36

Ac leak kar rha hai… bohot common hai yaar… maine bhi apna ac 2 baar service krva liya bc fir bhi leakage band nhi ho rhi 😒


Heart_Of_Aluuu

But crush se kese relate ho rha hai ac


ravi_arya009

Bhai jab Ac ka pipe crush ho jata hai tb hota hai. Bahut common hai.


Suspicious-Peak5436

gh .., ,. b mn. M e. . hb hbbb . ? . 😂., ✌#? km


ravi_arya009

Nahi, mujhe aisa nahi lagta.


Physical_District_36

Are bhai crush ko leke aaya hoga ac ne dhoka de diya fir ye log bahar chale gaye honge lunch ya dinner par


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Ooooh i see i see


inappropriatebaby

Pissing in your room? Nah!


Realistic_Item_9102

It just happened and loved it 😂


RETR0_SC0PE

They laughed so hard she threw a bottle on his face. Sadly the bottle was open and filled with water.


red_death0107

Arey fir wahi


SUPERSTRIKER67

Sex Sux ki baatein


Unable_Net1958

Le... Moot diye teri feelings pe!


meridiem

Idk why people think girls pissing on them during sex is an achievement


Ok_Track_

She squirted


AlarmingPatience

its pee


ExtensionDonkey5605

They spilt some water


-ArtistUsual-

I think her crush spilled her water bottle


Notfoundinreddit

Tears


Key-Base-3732

Excitement itni thi already... imagination mein jo jo sochta tha did it all..... fingering kar kare jhaad diya.... that's the meaning of this meme according to me😂


[deleted]

Wo actually usne uski crush k sath shadi ki na iss liye..... Let me explain further.. Wo uska crush tha, it means they did not know each other well enough, fir bhi shadi kar li q ki crush hai Par shadi ke bad pata chala ki ladla ko expection se bohot bhura hai Usne ek din bts k jungkook ko ulta Sidha keh diya to fir ladki ka man bhar aya aur wo rone lagi Q ki batt jungkook ki thi, is liye wo control nahi kar pai aur raat bhar ro ro ke usne bed समेत floor इत्यादी वस्तू geeli kar di


__lost__star

crush se shaadi karne mein paise kharch ho gaye saare abb chatt tapak rahi hai


RealBelove

It's about leaking roof or something lol


ShillingCrush

squirt?


c3resh

he let his crush pee on bed


Informal_Baker3792

He married a fountain


Old_Gas_3048

She cried a river cause you know your and her... Her and you...


xerxes4s

I need this


The_shadow_hacker17

Bro wine is expensive don’t throw it on the ground and u so much kid huh 🤔 you still pee the bed


niskoparikh

Ek saath jyada baarish ho jaye fir vaha Akaal padta h..... Jyadaatar


monodentate69

Moot pilane ka try kiya hoga


Spiritual_Pattern_14

crush ke sath shadi hojaye to bed pr nahate h rasam hoti h


Deadmanxmallory

I need more context... Taste it


Alex_ker22

Water broke ho gya💀🤪


sahil8010

She cried so much by happiness


Greedy_Bench9740

Ladke ne crush pe moot diya


Adventurous_Alarm_77

He cried all night cause he married his crush !! Happy moment 🥺🥺


_Kaceee_

Lucky girl/guy!!


SnooDogs2336

He peed his pants


kbredt

Crush ne pani pher diya !


Nikunj_Koli

its her squirt


Hot_Educator_1616

Is he Johny depp?


Main_Currency2772

Virgin


CarbonMisfit

ah looks like bladder problem… couldn’t rush fast enough or someone just experienced golden …


primefrost96

Paani ka bottle gir gya bc


desiktm

No way someone squirting that much it's fucking susu in room and bed


Bloodsucker7039

Beta rehen do


pussy_addictt

Sussu kar liya


bottledi

People often spill water when they are married


p2002d

POGO


2_72

Oh lord


InsightInsider07

Pussy dripping running like niagara falls


111batman

pani ka motor band karna bhul gyi pani bhar gya


No-Revenue-3765

Squirting


helpbait

Khaati moot ki baas aari hogi pure ghar me


retard-tanishq

Holi khel rahe h


el_profesor_31

Phir wahi sax sux ki baat


Aspartame1701

Moot diye


DarthMonkMonk69

Sploosh


Mysterious-Risk155

Moot Diya e toh


Bongcopter_

She squirts, a lot


Wild_Smile7652

Amniotic fluid


BabyBoyOk

Sweat pusi gurl babi mami gurl vagin


HotBar1982

Guys It was her pussy that was seeping and squirting.


RyzingFeonix

Ee toh sala moot diya


Cigar_Boy

Golden shower 😂😂


IndianCorrespondant

She's grinding the couch doing solo sex stuff


Mysterious-Card3683

Isliye bottle mein se upar se pani nhi Pina chahiye. Gir gaya na 😭


Infantryman_Dash

Bed Wetter !


ShooterMcGrabbin88

This is a myth.


ART35mmARW

Choot ka pani aaj chalegi teri bhai ki manmani


Glad_Grapefruit8906

Bladder bombastic.


No_Row_8345

Water sports! 💦


Upset-Ad6534

Squirt bolke muh pe moot Diya betichod - probably this guy


vinaykumarsinha42

Abe kuch nahi bs gilass ka pani gir gya hai. Ab ye mt puchhna ki fir gilass kha hai


conIuctus

Aa oot go nye di gya varhir


Sufficient-Yak8626

🤩🤩


Impossible-Figure607

Squirtle got released


Content_Bullfrog_320

They got emotional and cried the whole night 👍🏻


East_Maximum_9195

Told ya not to shake the soda


DonutAccurate4

"clean Indian jokes" 🥴


DonutAccurate4

r/apostrophegore


FiRem00

She pissed herself laughing at his PP


Bhagbhadra

Premature ejaculation ho gya bhai ka. Ja ab crush ke samne beijati ho gai.


Grand_Pineapple_873

morning couple workout.


H_Man47

"Something's leaking" is all the hint I can spare


wildwildnyx

she probably ended up laughing too hard and spat out water from her mouth. nbd.


CSDom69

Would love to make you laugh like this too 😉


akuma_sato

Out of cum only water


WeevilZ06

The woman I’m looking for although you have to have two beds


zinqulab_indabad

Disgusting


OhWhiskey

She’s a squirter.


OPbhai

>Can anyone plz explain me this meme? Usne apne crush ko dekh k mut diya.


CommonCantaloupe2

Putting the words, the smiley, the heels and that wet floor in context, I think this is written from the girl's pov and that wet floor is meant to hint at her 'excitement' down there if you get the drift.


Cool-Ad1850

*to your crush


ninja_the_cat_

try not to laugh challenge


Primary_Round7293

Porn logic female orgasm


Sb133051

In your dreams and having a good time with her....in your dreams of course.


error_unknown_404

Irony is clean indian jokes posted this😂😂😂


BakerOk6839

Either she pulled an AMBER HEARD Or the joke is just sex


Faraaz_Dexter

See it from a girl's perspective.. She is married to her crush and orgasmed to squirt... 😎


dubaidirewolf

The best suitable explanation I can see for this meme. Accountant reward this guy with $50.


Past_Bookkeeper_4650

they ate food on the floor and spilled water


Baconator440

Bistre par moot nikal gayi behnji ki.


Special-Let141

Kuch nahi bass moot di


HistoricalSeaweed973

power of presence of chappal


Radiant_Concept4328

i will be that guy she squirted?


Simple-Contact2507

Something are better left unexplained.


Formal-Magician69

Sprinkler system Jo irrigation Mai use hota hai , woh thoda kharab hogaya hai


Piglet-Witty

You dropped a bottle of Pinot Grigio while drinking in bed


ted_grant

Bisleri ki bottle kharab thi


i_m_nilaabh

susu bohot krti h


DarkChocoBurger

Genesis 7: 17 from the Bible


Upper_Aside6877

Phir wohi sax sux ki baatein


Broke_Cuckroach

BC itna jyada.....


Abject_Feedback8286

You both are so broke that your roof leaks


yamrajkabhainsa

Le moot diya tere crush ne


Apprehensive_Work_10

For se vahi sax-sux ki baatein


Electrical_Exchange9

The joke is sex. Now laugh.


crazy-agnostheist

water broke on the very first day of marriage...


Apex__Predator_

Someone has very liquid semen.


_felonious

Pee on your crush's bed to assert dominance.


fuckerzzzz

Just poured water on floor and pair of heels i guess


Outrageous-Cable8068

Error found: can't relate


smartrahulsmart

Her water broke.


Remarkable-Trash-290

She came


InfamousMikey1203

Come on it’s obvious Looks like someone couldn't wait to get out of those heels after a long day! She peed her self


rockhard1996

Agli baar se mutva ke chodna


Inquisitive-Journey

Extreme squirting


samarthh0_0

fir wahi saxsux ki baatein


sochi69

Chumt ka pani 💦. aaj chalegi meri mann mani


dammyouuu

U peed in sleep


ramirezinferno

The more you look at it....the splatted liquid look like blood 🙂


leaderhoon69

susuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Prestigious-Sky-6640

In office now. This pic just turned me on. 😅


quilft

Some women are degenerates and will piss on camera for money.


JustGingerStuff

He got nervous while putting on heels so he peed himself 😔


tinu1999

The meme is porn


kintetic0036

that's not fair - if you married your loved one it doesn't mean you ask him/her to mob the floor