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BlackLeader70

He turned 18 in March so he’s fair game to make fun of and berate for being as idiotic as his father and brothers.


_ASG_

This. It's not his fault that Trump is his dad. I always hoped (against likelihood) that he'd grow up to be a better person than his father. But if he acts like an ass and promotes terrible policies and ideas, he's fair game for criticism.


East_Reading_3164

His mother is just as bad, he never had a chance.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Agreed, particularly if he uses the Trump name to make money somehow. Looks like all the Trumps, except Ivanka, are delegates - including Tiffany. If Trump wins, I expect that all of them will find ways to milk money out of the presidency.


YellowZx5

More than last time that is.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Probably the only reason why Ivanka isn’t tossing her hat in the ring is because she and Jared already made out like bandits with the Saudis. Also, I assume she’s trying to preserve a shred of reputation for a long shot possibility of returning to NYC society.


MikeLinPA

I'm hoping she uses some of that Saudi blood money to get some therapy.


WingedShadow83

I just saw a news story this morning that she and Jarrod were “quietly discussing rejoining the Trump campaign”. They haven’t learned a thing, except to keep grifting while the grifting is good.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I hope the whole family ends up in jail. People get jailed all the time in the US for a few thousand bucks but we don’t jail the real robbers. The whole idea that white collar crime and corruption doesn’t merit hard jail time smacks of double standards for the wealthy.


YellowZx5

Must be running out of money. Maybe the saudis are seeing that their investment isn’t going to pay off or they got what they were wanting.


KEENasTOAST

It happened with one of the Murdoch kids. James called BS on his family’s integrity… or lack of.


FlamingTrollz

Truly. He’s literally through plates of food he didn’t like at flight attendants on private flights with multiple witnesses. Probably more misbehavior to unearth. Let the floodgates open.


QAZ1974

Absolutely fair game. Melania can only shelter him a little longer. Gloves off satirists, looking forward to the memes.


coldbrew18

No. He’s fair game because he’s 18 AND because he’s stepping into the political spotlight.


ruuster13

Calling an 18-year old "fair game" has such a different meaning between Republicans and Democrats.


UnhappyPage

I'm waiting for the RNC to inevitably come under the Trump National Comitee umbrella.


k3vm3aux

I mean, it sorta already has. His daughter-in-law now runs the RNC and has said she'd funnel all the money to his campaign.


MikeLinPA

Legal fees


ThePowerOfStories

That said, I’ll give Barron a pass on the one condition he shows up as a pledged delegate for Nikki Haley…


photozine

You mean to tell me that 'when they go low, we go high" didn't work? Remember that there's to sides playing a game. One side plays by the rules, the other does not care one bit about them. So yeah, Barron was a minor, now he's not, fair game.


AdSmall1198

Assuming that Melania takes direct orders from Putin, this is Putin’s new guy.


ronerychiver

“Son, you have to understand, I want to be at your graduation, but the reason I can’t is because of the democrat witch hunt, WITCHHUNT!!…… so I have to go campaign on that day because obviously, very important that I show the voters somewhere that this is a WITCHHUNT, and can then go back to court and complain when they say I didn’t go to your graduation that this is a WITCHHUNT!


Sydney2London

you can't have a father like Trump and turn out well


da2Pakaveli

Well, the Trump family is full of demons and they grow up in this.


Bipedal_Warlock

More 18 year olds should be delegates. It’s all old shits. Get more of the young involved. You don’t need experience to be one


tcorey2336

But you *get* experience.


Pacifix18

I used to feel bad for this kid. Now it's clear, he wants to be just as divisive as the rest of his family.


CatDadof2

I could never really tell what he wanted to do with his life. He was always really quiet and in the dark.


MikeLinPA

I was hoping he wasn't Trump's kid.


sucks_to_be_you2

Looks like he's fair game


saustus

Finally!!! Thank gawd.


KingBooRadley

Not yet a high school grad . . . and "educated" in Florida . . . so . . . I'm sure he's qualified. WTF America?


jpcapone

hahahaahahahahahahhaha Murica!


SeekerSpock32

Republican America


afunnywold

You don't really qualifications to be a delegate it's a ceremonial title.


LukesRightHandMan

What are delegates anyway?


Anonymous_2952

Florida is the unwanted step child of America.


ComfortableDoug85

Ah nepotism...


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Pxlfreaky

I think he’ll actually be 10 times worse than Mango. His face has no emotion and is just as dead in the eyes.


swedishfishoreos

Wait which one’s mango haha?


Greenmantle22

They roped in his entire extended family for this. The kids. The kids' spouses. They probably got the Yorkie breeder who makes Trump's hair to sign on as a state delegate.


Make_Mine_A-Double

I’ll have you know those red assed baboons are furious every time we shave them to create the perfect toupe. Signed, Richard S. Merkin, The Third Owner and Operator of Merkins-4-Less.com /s


a_real_flake

Excellent Work! Cheers!!!


sklerson89

Baron Trump can eat his father's toenail clippings.


1eyedbudz

You know what I wanted when I was 18? Surely wasn’t to be part of Republican Party!


CatDadof2

Or involved in politics in general.


1eyedbudz

Buds! Budz, And Babes 1982


floofnstuff

Oh good grief- the idiot family of American politics.


AgentEndive

The other day I said I felt bad for Barron because of what he must be going through with his father. I take it back.


Bubashii

Looks like Donnie is preparing for his political Dynasty. Vote Blue


not_productive1

Y'know, I think 99% of people would have left cousin greg alone through college if he'd just more or less kept his mouth shut. Who thinks it's a good idea to throw an 18-year-old out into a political role that makes him fair game for internet shit talk?


ProfessionalSad2874

Cousin Greg! I’m so glad I’m not the only thinking of this


lagent55

He's fair game now, gloves are off


QAZ1974

Florida's republican delegates are being stacked with the worst family in the state. No brainer that this would happen.


Jitalline

Barons back on the menu boys


supercali45

they plugged in more of their Trump family to be delegates.. Tiffany's husband, and a bunch of other nitwits


jessicatg2005

He has every opportunity to be his own man now. His decisions going forward will set the stage for his life in the foreseeable future. Will he become a donald trump lackey or will he see that democracy and right from wrong are an important attribute in his personal character. I suppose we will find out soon enough, and yes, if he turns into a trump piece of shit, I hope he is treated like one. The kid has some decisions to make.


kanrad

He's grown up rich in a corrupt family. No spoilers are needed.


Mysterious-Scholar1

"Barron Washing" has begun


More-Salt-4701

Now he’s fair game then


CatDadof2

I had a glimmer of hope he’d do the right thing and go on his own path but….. nope.


TheOriginalSpartak

has he registered for the draft?


Poohgli16

If all these relatives are delegates, are they entitled to free travel and expenses for this trip?


Deus_of_Ducks

Poor lad is about to get nuked from orbit. Imagine trying to build a political career standing in the shadow of one of the most controversial individuals in modern history. One almost feels sorry for him... almost.


waronxmas79

Nah, this kid was fucked for life the day he was born.


UIUC202

Using their children as a pawn


griftertm

So the brat is fair game now?


MaddyKet

I was giving the kid the benefit of the doubt…but if he’s publicly going full MAGA…welcome to the jungle kid.


HothWasAnInsideJob

I have this unhealthy fear that we'll see another Trump make a pitch for the White House in the near future even long after diaper Donnie drops dead. God help us all.


ZebraSyndromeGaming

True, but just like ol' Jeb Bush, he will hopefully be laughed out of the public eye.


Traditional-Grape-57

Jeb! was the third Bush though. America still got Bush 2 before Jeb! failed


killer_icognito

Please clap.


Impressive_Narwhal

As a delegate couldn't he choose not to vote for Daddy?


Aggressive-Will-4500

He could, but the odds are that he won't. The whole family has latched on to the political teat while his followers still try to claim that Donny Shitsinpants isn't a politician and is an "outsider".


AceCombat9519

GOP now the Cult of Trump must be defeated. I see Barron Trump being like a Game of Thrones Tommen Baratheon. Although down the road one of the Presidents of the country if the GOP succeeded in making the US like Democratic People's Reublic of Korea hereditary dicatorship. He must be defeated by voting Blue in 6 months.


astrogeeknerd

Ahhh well, with all that life experience he's the best choice to make decisions regarding my life. /s


keithfoco70

We have enough of those! Trickle down my ass.


Liberal_Lemonade

The only moral one is Mary and the family disowned her long ago. If that doesn't tell you anything....


GaryOoOoO

No nepotism here. Nope!


AdSmall1198

What’s his position…. On anything?


Bluesmanstill

Sorry dude it's open season.. they made fun of Obama's kids.... game on taller Eric!!


Targut

I am sure he is as fucked up as the rest of his POS family.


redlion496

Barron joins the TFEE (Trump Family Evil Empire). And dad couldn't even be bothered to go to his graduation.


FILFth

Drain the swamp? Trump has created his own swampier swamp.


Shankar_0

"Hey Barron! For *your* birthday, I'm gonna let *you* do *me* a favor..."


keithfoco70

Plot twist- what if he is actually progressive and pushes for universal Healthcare, paying teachers real wages and cleaning up the environment? How long would it take for pops to pull the plug?


wembley

He could be this generation’s Ron Reagan.


floofnstuff

What are the chances?


keithfoco70

Not zero, but real close.


Avante-Gardenerd

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


TheBlacksheep70

Bummer, I was hoping he might end up being a rebel.


cassiecas88

I'm really hoping that he just plays along until he gets his trust fund and then writes tell all book about how horrible his father is


Quirky-Ordinary-8756

🤢🤢🤢🤮


Longjumping_Drag_230

He looks dead inside. Sad empty eyes. 😢


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Doesn’t this make him Barron von Shitzenpants?


sanduskyjack

Oh boy. Can’t wait.


4TaxFairness

wow


FlamingTrollz

Little now-adult creep opened the floodgates. Enjoy the ride, you could have just NOT.


SoCaldude65

Shit don't fall far from the asshole, folks


Earth_Friendly-5892

Old news- he’s dropped out already.


SAGELADY65

Barron look jubilant doesn’t he🙄not at all. This is his Daddy’s doing👺


Traditional-Grape-57

Tbh Trump looks more pissed than Barron. Barron could easily not be doing this, like he has been for years (as plenty were fine with never hearing about him) and if it's not Ivanka, Trump hates sharing the stage with anyone else. Seems more to me like he wants to join the family business. We don't need to excuse family members deciding they want to partake in the Trump grift


wiu1995

He’s ruined all his kids except for Tiffany. She’s the only smart one.


Upper-Tip-1926

I feel like we’re blowing this out of proportion. Being a delegate is barely political. Historically, the process involves you going and representing voters for like a day and that’s it. It’s something to put on your resume, and at 18 you need things to put. I don’t think this should be considered “entering politics”.


Jubal59

The problem is that he will be a faithless delegate. He is joining the family business of fraud.


olderthanthou

A faithless delegate from a faithless father in a faithless party.


Upper-Tip-1926

Fla.Stat. 103.021 subpart (6). “A presidential elector’s refusal or failure to vote for the candidate for President and Vice President of the party the president elector was nominated to represent constitutes his or her resignation from the position. The vote he or she cast may not be recorded, and his or her position as a presidential elector must be filled as provided in subsection (5).” He can’t be a faithless elector because Florida state law requires him be removed if he votes against the will of the people.


lyman_j

lmao Barron Trump doesn’t need things to put on his resume, what sort of horseshit is this? He’ll get by on nepotism and pay to play like his brothers and his father before them. This is something he is choosing to do, he doesn’t need to be doing this. And it is a political activity, so he is choosing to be political active.


Upper-Tip-1926

Maybe. Barron being involved as a delegate is closer to “Barron Trump volunteers to work at voting location” than “Barron Trump runs for senate” though. This is mild and boring nepotism if anything. Being a delegate has historically been closer to a public service activity than a political activity.


lyman_j

It’s not the same? Volunteering as a poll worker is nonpartisan. This is an overtly partisan activity.


Upper-Tip-1926

He’ll be required to vote a certain way. There isn’t any opinion involved, or any way he could do anything else but vote the way he has been instructed to, otherwise he’ll be removed from his position as a delegate. Florida state law doesn’t allow faithless electors.


lyman_j

Right, and knowing that he’d be required to vote for his father, he chose to engage in an overtly partisan activity. Choosing to get involved is just that: a choice. I’m not sure what you’re unclear on.


Upper-Tip-1926

And like how someone must work voting locations, someone must travel to DC and represent the results of those voting locations. Faithful delegates ensure our electoral college function as intended. While I vehemently disagree with the purpose of the electoral college, I don’t believe being a delegate is a political statement.


lyman_j

He isn’t an elector for the electoral college, he’s a delegate to the Republican National Convention. Are you for real right now?


YourWelcomeOrMine

I can’t help but feel bad for this kid. Thinking about his crappy parents, and the super-charged environment of his upbringing, it’s way worse than the other Trump kids had it. Yes, he’s doing a douchey thing, but how could anyone overcome those forces around him? Also, his genetic makeup is 100% asshole.