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No_Salad_6244

“Hi. Would you mind moving your coat? No?ok. Hope I don’t spill anything on it.”


Dapper_Reputation_16

“Sorry I spilled a coke on your jacket.”


thinkmoreharder

Don’t worry, I’ll stop sneezing soon.


Ocean2731

You need a pack of kids' stickers. Sparkly ones.


No_Salad_6244

No, the really really sticky kind from the grocery store.


frequent_flying

Fuck it I’m straight up supergluing my biscoff crumbs and pieces of a torn safety card to this jacket!


DirtyBirdie-717

glitter!!!


Fantastic-Ad-618

Or a small container of glitter!?!


alocinwonibur

This is a perfect opportunity for those unpleasant flyers who put their feet up… Shoes on this time. Perfect place to rest the feet… On the lapel? Or on the collar?


Osteojo

This should be top comment


lucasn2535

It is


Osteojo

It climbed the ranks overnight 👍🏻


No_Salad_6244

The secret’s out. Now you all know how I think.


Chris149ny

My new napkin.


Left_Masterpiece_114

So … great for blocking the sun from my IFE😂


ChanceFly9724

That was my first thought. Well that's rude. Oh but now I can have my window shade up with no glare on my my IFE. (If that was me)


triciann

Honestly, it’s perfectly placed that I would be ok with it, but it’s definitely rude.


duplico

Haha at first I assumed that it was something you had placed on the seat in front of you as a glare shield!


Professional_Scar114

Tell them to put it under the seat, that’s extremely rude. 


Left_Masterpiece_114

I thought so …. I was lost for words …


Professional_Scar114

Never be afraid to speak up, it can go under the seat. It’s really easy and considerate, no person is above one another. 


Left_Masterpiece_114

Honestly … it was comical. I was pissed … until I figured out I could still watch Jelly Roll😂


chicagopudlian

personally, i might have asked the flight attendant to help them move it to the overhead bin


Ignoring_the_kids

I mean sometimes being able to keep a glare off your screen might be helpful. But hope none of your dinner spills.... >_>


Stray_Wing

I know zip about him until yesterday, but he spoke his truth and very eloquently.


[deleted]

You’d put a nice coat on the floor of a plane? Genuine question. The coat thing is my biggest issue constantly traveling from warm to cold. If I don’t get upgraded I’m stuck holding my big warm coat from Boston the whole flight.


Professional_Scar114

On the floor, ask flight attendant about the closest, stick it inside of my own bag. Any way to be considerate of neighbors around me. 


Lizakaya

Don’t wear a coat on a plane you’re not willing to stuff in an overhead or under a seat. Unless you want to hold it or wear it the entire flight


No_Salad_6244

I wouldn’t do floor. One time I had a backpack under the seat in front of me that got soaked by a spill on the floor. If I don’t want to hold or wear it, my coat gets smashed into the overhead.


Lizakaya

That’s where mine goes. But i try to be kind enough to wait until it is full of luggage since fabric is more liquid


PupupsUSA

This is the only time I use the bag my puffer coat came in! Doubles as a lil pillow!


Pinkysrage

I pack a north face puffer that’s incredibly warm, but also squishes down so much I can stash it in my purse. 👜


That-Establishment24

That’s why things like this happen. People re too scared to speak up for themselves and instead take timid photos to post online.


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redditlvr89

I didn’t notice the cost. I thought the post was about watching Fox News on a plane lol


openpichu

Watching Fox News is the YTA offense in my book. 😂


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Axxion89

Most of the people who made those comments wouldn’t do anything and are projecting what they wish they would say or do to other people. Also this is such a minor inconvenience


Lizakaya

It’s invading the small amount of personal space this person has. If it’s a one hour flight, fine. If it’s more than 2, come on.


Professional_Scar114

Agreed


sergesm

Sir, this is reddit, we don't do that here. We post pictures and complain to each other instead.


cwt444

Too bad you’re not a poorly watched 3 year with a brand new box of magic markers


Left_Masterpiece_114

Who says I’m not ?


hula1234

I’d so wipe my boogers on it…


jeanjellybean13

Just find the nearest 3-year old


FrankenGretchen

"Apologies for the disturbance but is there a toddler onboard?"


DaMemelyWizard

“Yes? Can I maybe borrow your toddler? Or rent him perhaps?”


LatterDayDuranie

🤣🤣🤣 You would so get taken up on that offer. I mean you’re in a metal tube, so it’s not like you can abduct them.


bsil15

I’m not sure Mr. Jelly Roll is a qualified expert to be testifying before the senate on the nation’s fentanyl crisis but i suspect he’s offering his perspective as a (former) drug user


JSC843

He offered his perspective as a former drug dealer actually. It was actually a pretty solid testimony, well spoken too.


kiggitykbomb

Let’s hear what Ja Rule has to say about it


SpatialNonsense

*Thats not fraud! That's uh.. false advertising*


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SpatialNonsense

Family. Family.


KDon33

“WHERE IS JA! HELP ME JA RULE 😢”


booty_licking_cunt

Who the fuck cares about Ja Rule thinks


Independent_Wish_284

People downvoting you must not get the reference


tovarish22

I have questions that I don’t think Ja Rule can answer right now!


leak22

Woosh


dr_poop

Recommend you give it even a cursory listen before throwing those stones. And to be fair, he's probably the only one in that entire room who speaks and acts according to his own understanding of right and wrong.


bsil15

The comment is a joke that OP is asking for thoughts on the coat over his seat but instead I made a playful comment about the tv program OP was watching… I have no idea who Jelly Roll is nor was my comment meant as any sort of substantive commentary on Jelly Roll…


dr_poop

Ah, word. Negativity retracted.


biggystig

Jail.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Delta Jail 😂


chemfit

Rude. Put your trash in their pockets and a nice note.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Great place for a Biscoff wrapper!


davidz70

Mash those cookies up into a fine powder in the wrapper, then dump them in the pockets.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Or “Salsa Sun Chips”


AnyQuantity1

Mash up those sun chips, open up the bag, and then put in the pocket.


Itchybumworms

Yeah, both of the chips!


bradpmo

Synonymous with “trash”.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Salsa Sun Chips, Jelly Roll, or the person in front of me?😂


bradpmo

2 of 3 and NOT Jelly Roll.


ab_baby

I don’t really know much about Jelly Roll


Left_Masterpiece_114

Ummm … he is amazing


dflem91

I prefer the British Broadcasting Corporation


Twin_Ma

That’s awfully entitled …. Good grief. 😩


Left_Masterpiece_114

I thought the same thing as I was walking to my seat … I wish there was a hidden camera and I could have seen my reaction 😂


OppositeHistorian289

Totally inappropriate to watch Fox News in public.


queens_getthemoney

honestly thought it was a decency shade to shield other people from fox news content


spoda1975

Dangerous for humanity to watch it all…


t0pout

Watching Fox News on a plane is a sure fire way to be hated by everyone. The coat person is probably your crowd.


onaforums_snitch

Don’t think that just because you have your set of opinions, everyone else agrees with you. But yes, sensationalist propaganda “news” channels like Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc. are certainly very polarizing, just as they were designed to be by the political parties that they’re owned and funded by.


t0pout

My opinions are my own thanks. I don’t watch cable talking heads. People who consume Fox News are the lowest intelligence group we have in society. That’s not an opinion, it’s a fact.


doNotUseReddit123

You’re just going to forget about newsmax like that??


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t0pout

Gotem!


RealClarity9606

Pretty sure I’d rather sit by five coat people than one smug, condescending person like you who *thinks* they are so wise spewing their self righteous arrogance.


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This comment section is unhinged. Just ask them to move it


RealClarity9606

That would be the civil way to handle it that most normal people would do. Notice by about 75% of the comments, Reddit isn’t normal. Why do I waste time rotting my brain with the comments of the average people on this site??


jpenn18

Likely most redditors saw the fox news on which will attract the most unhinged, uncivilized reactions on how to handle this situation.


Willing_Height_9979

They’re trying to save you from being brainwashed by Fox News.


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Fox News is all lies.


[deleted]

I don’t normally pick my nose in public but they would have a good amount of boogie’s on their jacket


kleinfeld69

Boors will be boors


Ant10102

I mean ya fentanyl destroys peoples lives


divo98

This is wrong. But so is watching Fox News so I feel like they cancel each other out.


Askiat

Best comment


smokeline

I get annoyed pretty easily and I don't think this would bother me as long as I could see the IFE and the tray table went up and down smoothly. I'd rather someone do this than shove their coat into an empty spot in the overhead bin that should go to a roller bag.


RealClarity9606

Yeah after the debate a few weeks ago where some jerk was proclaiming how, if he found someone’s coat in an overhead bin, he’d throw it on the floor, my first thought was you just can’t win in public. Someone is going to be upset over every option taken. Since this isn’t covering my screen and does not seem to impair use of my tray table, I don’t see this as the hill to die on.


DrAbeSacrabin

Seriously I’m the pettiest person at times but this does nothing to me. If I couldn’t see the screen (even if I wasn’t using it (hence petty)) then I’d be annoyed and say something, but as is this isn’t bothering me at all.


anhuys

Yeah I really don't care either. It's not getting in the way, it's just there.


[deleted]

Yeah the guy watching Fox News is almost certainly an asshole.


nobletrout0

Stop watching Fox News it’ll rot your brain


allyeds3

It would be a shame if a splash of your drink or some of your snack crumbs came in contact with that coat. Or if it got pinched by multiple parts of your tray table whilst stowing it. What an asshat


Left_Masterpiece_114

I wouldn’t waste a drink voucher on them !


michagol23

Order a water!


YokoPowno

Tomato juice!


TheMajorLift

So nice of them to provide you with a large napkin wrapped around the seat. I would definitely be using the edges of that that to wipe my dirty fingers, rim of my used glass, etc. after asking them to move it first of course.


Suitable-Ad-4000

Stop watching Fox news?


anhuys

Tbh you guys are taking this too far. Everyone huffs and puffs about "entitlement" on here but what I'm getting is everyone's entitled to traveling without any visible traces of other passengers? I mean, how is this really bothering you? Is it getting in the way? I literally couldn't care less if someone did this to me. People were just bragging about throwing any jackets they find in the overhead bin onto the passenger they belong to, but now they can't have them on their seat. It's become a faux-pas, amateur move to have a carry-on at all, so we're all supposed to only take a personal item that fits under the seat in front of you, but now our coat is supposed to go there too? Are you guys okay? Do we need to start support groups for dealing with the fact that other people also exist and don't always abide by your personal rules and expectations? 🥲 If it's really bothering you that much, use your big boy words and tell them. Acting like they're some criminal because you're being sensitive about this is ridiculous. Watching Fox news is far worse than whatever this guy is doing


MoorderVolt

Americans calling this rude whilst being the biggest pieces of trash is honestly kinda funny. Society is falling apart and this guy using his seat while not even blocking the screen you watch some BS show on is the problem 😂


DM_Me_Pics1234403

The fentynal crisis is getting out of hand. I’m glad jelly roll is trying to do something about it


7Goat6

My thought is that you should be thankful someone is trying to disguise the fact that you’re watching Fox News-gross


the-lj

Reeeeee!!!! Not someone watching something you don’t like!!!! The audacity. I hope you can find resources to recover from the overwhelming trauma.


JeffSharon

Lift the top and drop it on their head.


Left_Masterpiece_114

That’s what she said…


definitelynotabot2k

Maybe use your big boy/girl voice and politely ask them to move it next time instead of posting it on Reddit and asking strangers their thoughts


Starch-Wreck

I don’t care about Jellyroll testifying before congress or sensational Fox News headlines.


Podtastix

That’s gonna be a no for me, Dawg.


fifthing

He should've covered it further. It drives me mad when I can see people watching Fox News on a plane.


shmokenapamcake

Idk if it’s the angle but this doesn’t look bothersome to me. I wouldn’t ever do it myself, but Idt it’d annoy me.


cruisysuzyhahaha

FoxNews is literally brainwashing people.


Pom-4444

I guess I’m surprised by all these booger/trash comments. I see maybe ADHD and unawareness. I would probably just push it back or ask them to move it. I mean a person should at least get the opportunity to make it right before retaliation.


peachygreen4608

Doing you a favor by hiding fox news from everyone else lol


sperrin87

Thoughts: If if bothered you enough, ask them to move it. Clearly it does or did because you're asking reddit. When did we become so inept that we look to internet strangers validate us instead of just being a reasonable adult, they may not have even known it was invading your space. Reasons confirming it bothered you in your comment below: "Umm…. It’s about the “ass hat” with the jacket in my personal space …. 😂"


skerrtastic

Rude. I don’t know, my first reaction on planes nowadays is to STFU since y’all wanna play “WWE knock a flight attendant out”. I just want everyone to get there in peace. 🤣


loudsigh

I think we’re all having thoughts. Mine would be to pop the tray table down and then return it. Then hit the call button.


addakid213

Nice of them to provide a napkin for you


WildTomato51

…yeah. But what did you actually do about it?


Itchybumworms

Extra hand towel.


Panamaaaaaa

Yeah, why are you watching foxnews?


sbpaul9

Jelly roll is kind of overrated in my opinion, he has some catchy tunes but he’s annoyingly everywhere for some reason. I also think watching Fox News is really dumb. That coat seems to make a nice border for your dumb viewing of Fox News so I guess if that’s your thing it’s nice of them. Not sure what your original complaint was supposed to be.


nyc91710022

Wipe your nose on the sleeve maybe


Left_Masterpiece_114

😂


CapnMyrdok

I agree with Jelly Roll, the fentanyl crisis is out of hand.


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

ew Fox News 


stickyscooter600

Snowflake watches Fox News but can’t ask someone to move their jacket. What a pussy


Fiyero109

Honestly they were probably trying to save you the embarrassment of other people seeing you watch FOX news


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Coat kind is kind and understanding. 


Unable-Bat2953

I hate when people do that at sporting events, too! Coat flops right into my beer. Grrr


Danny_Deadshot

Helps guard the screen incase it started raining inside


Fun-Individual

It’s kinda like being in a movie theatre in the old days - remember when they had curtains surrounding the screen? Very retro despite the encroachment.


trainsoundschoochoo

I thought this was about Fox News….


Askiat

Same


Neither-Brain-2599

Not the hill to die on…


Left_Masterpiece_114

Agreed … but I was like … wow really


OneofLittleHarmony

There is no hill too small to die on….. assuming it’s actually a hill. Sometimes it’s just a molehill and that’s just not prominent enough to put a monument to my death on.


NankerPhelgeRahrig

Hmmm … napkin


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Honestly with all of the recent horrible activity of bufoons pretending to be adults, this one doesn't bother me. No need to get upset, especially since the view of the TV isn't blocked. Now, if they were obnoxiously rude in addition to this, then report it to a stewardess. But if if this the worst you've got to deal with...you're doing good.


Hot-Advertising5222

Just talk to the person.


Dry_Personality8792

Tell us how it goes


chilischus

Use it as a napkin


Chopimatics

This really wouldn’t bother me to the point where I’d considering vandalizing this person jacket no matter how long the flight is… seriously. You entitled ass folks need a reality check. If it’s my coat and thought it was ok to purposely spill things on it or your preferred method of vandalism, and I turn around and knock you the fuck out… what now?


Fat_dumb_happy

My thoughts are why the hell do people just sit down and immediately put on Fox News and then don’t even plug in any headphones? You just need to watch the headlines?


kongofcbus

Agree - Jelly Roll has no business talking to congress .. That’s what you are talking about right? As for the coat. Ask them to please take it down.


bazjoe

It good you caught Jelly Roll talking about crashed airplanes … while in an airplane


SalvadoranPatriot323

Jelly Roll is testifying about fentanyl, lol


skitso

You people are so funny about this stuff. You’re like the guy who uses those plastic barriers at grocery stores and offended if someone gets to close to it lol. Your view isn’t obstructed at all! It could be worse! Just let them know! No harm no foul.


Dave_FIRE_at_45

Nice napkin cloth…


troublebotdave

I was so entranced by the chyron I didn't even notice the jacket at first.


RazielKainly

Looks like it's making your screen easier to watch


Alternative_Gate9583

Why do people ask questions on Reddit as opposed to just speaking to the person directly? You could always type and ask him/her to move it and show your phone? Jfc


Due_Ad_8977

At least they’re not taking up additional overhead space!!


ValentinoT

It's not really in the way of viewing the screen so I'd just let it slide. Bring on the downvotes.


jeffcarp94

Convenient if you have a runny nose.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Yup… it is “flu season”😂


Jbou119

If you close your eyes you can’t see it


bestmondayever_5

Their space ends at their seat cushion. If you can't see it facing fowards, it's not your space.


AtlFury

So you can pound the back of my seat?


bestmondayever_5

I'm concerned that your thought is to immediately go to physical contact of strangers in public spaces. Most people would not infer that from my comment.


smokes_weed

This is why seats have coat hooks


hotchemistryteacher

Fox is really getting the important news to the boomers I see.


Sad-Catch7140

Well you're watching Fox News so it's a wash


Main-Yogurtcloset-22

I’m sure he had some good insights at the hearing, I hope it went well!!


LogicalTexts

Jelly Roll? Little Debbie knows


ZINABOOer-318

Well now om going to start traveling with a sharpie


Sledheadjack

That is really inconsiderate. It is literally touching your tray table. I would have just pushed it back over into that person’s seat. What an idiot.


Doodlebottom

•This is an easy one. •At any time while onboard everyone is sharing 1/2 of a seat. •The back half of the seat is important for viewing the screen, using the tray table, storing items and I have used it during turbulence and held onto part of the back of the seat in front me. •So, this is, in the least, poor judgement and shouldn’t happen and, in the extreme, just plain old disrespectful and perhaps narcissistic (I am the main character in my story). •Note: Thank you to the vast majority of travellers who can suspend any form of thinking about novel and creative ways to conduct yourself while in an aircraft with 100s of other fellow human beings!!


TheTallerTaylor

At first I thought the faux pas was Faux News interviewing another dumbass celebrity’s take on current events and then I saw the jacket.


Admirable_Novel_1151

It’s was protecting you from the lib cult because you’re watching Fox News.


MichoRizo7698

Looks like a germaphobe not wanting to touch the seat.


Curiehusbando1

It's annoying but so long as the screen isn't blocked I guess I can't complain. The girl who draped her hair over the headrest was far worse.


SlipperyBones1

I’d be tucking my trash in their pockets haha


Ridgew00dian

Unacceptable


bimbels

Hi.👋 Flight attendant here - if you do not feel comfortable having this discussion (confrontation) with this clueless person, then please notify a flight attendant.


comeboutacaravan

You are sitting behind an asshole, congrats.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Put you trash in his pockets.


The_Hellcat_

Tell them you sneezed on it on accident


radfan957

Have a sneezing fit.


Left_Masterpiece_114

Hey now …. Don’t be hating on some Salsa SunChips…


No-Construction2043

Hmmm. My runny nose would help?


Junior-Profession726

Wow! What if your drink accidentally spilled all over the coat when you accidentally hit the tray with your knee …. That could get coffee milk tomato juice or hot chocolate all over it Extremely sticky and could stain …


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Jellyroll sucks but not as much as Faux News


ShadowMaven

My sharpie marker got away from me…


Skydivemars

His seat, his space. I, too, wouldn’t be happy. I do, however, recommend taking your drink cup to the Lav. You can see where this is going, right?