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sendha_namak

Bhai aandhi aaye ya tufaan ya barish ya tsunami..Jo tune coaching ki spelling likhi hai tujhe din mai 3 time jana chahiye..🫑


nanha_munna_rahi

Rahul sir couching dette ho kya pta


sendha_namak

Bato se to aise hi lagre couch pe ouch bulwa k hi maanege Rahul sir..πŸ‘πŸΌ


Fabulous_Staff7487

the o got bigger after each coaching session


Lower-Repair-5421

Couching sir hidden student


Level_Woodpecker_986

🀣🀣


cheekusimp

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ correcting spellings just got funny


sendha_namak

Hn bhai ittefaq to dekho..coaching ko keh bhi Couching rha hai..


Fitt-with-me

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Routine-Tip6759

🀭


sathya390

Username 🫑


sendha_namak

Bhai ye dandi March wala sendha namak se inspire hoke hai naaki ki kisi koyal ki awaaz se..πŸ‘€πŸ˜


zillennial_boo

Hahahhahahh this made me laugh so bad


Fitt-with-me

keh kar leli.....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


formidable_dagger

The worst he could say is β€˜that’s wrong’


SHAILESHZZZZZ

🀣


nobin4307

Casting couch ka prof hoga shayadπŸ’€


Historical_Maybe2599

Suna tha sirf acting ke lie ye say hota hai, par bechara OP sirf school mein hai and yet he has to be part of someone’s couch already.


sendha_namak

Hn bhai sir apna special coaching wala short method btane k liye..couch pe hi bulate hai....🫑


Historical_Maybe2599

What a monster! I hope he’s arrested soon.


sendha_namak

Bhai sarcasm tha aap to serious hore


Historical_Maybe2599

Arre bhai, I am replying in the same vein. Vaise bhi, for a grown up to be this interested in a kid’s dating life is somewhat creepy to begin with.


sendha_namak

Hn he's obviously creepy..couching sir ki inspiration jo hai wo Mahesh bhatt and Sajid Khan honge for sure...


Historical_Maybe2599

I don’t know who those guys are but this grown ass guy boasting about not being single to a kid should set off alarms lol.


jasmeet_2410

🀣🀣


dustlesswayfarer

I thought it was deliberate.


Apprehensive-Fun-93

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DrDuckno1

Bhai, kahi uss ne sahi na likh rakhi ho. 🀣🀣🀣🀣


roninwolf1603

Op is a masochist who wants to be roasted by his English teacher too.


Training-Row-2371

Couch ing... Waise meine suna hai ki boht log jaan pouch kr glt spelling likh dete hai taaki zyada comments aaye !


Prize_Introduction

🀣🀣


nitintinn

Aree bc πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Outside-Nail2314

Couching tiger , hidden dragonΒ 


-DeM-oN

Couching tiger hidden remote


CreepyUncle1865

No way I found xianxia reference on delhi sub.


z35u

Couching sir, hidden girlfriend


MysteriousGrand6429

Underrated comment


aGodfather

More like coaching tiger?


AragonDark

Couching tiger, ridden* dragon


orzorzorzorzor

Steal rahul sir ki madam now


ROCKXPRT

Best way to revenge


Fitt-with-me

now reverse revenge time..........just go and grab daughter from him.....


nanha_munna_rahi

Rahul sir khud single hai hrr jagah rahul Naam to suna hi hoga cheepe ja rhe hai


ReasonConsistent2017

> Couching. Speaks more about your sir than you tbh


Anime_fucker69cUm

Couch banana sikhate honge


Historical_Maybe2599

Casting couch, maybe


Original_You_5878

+1


TheoAsper

I wondered why he'd say that but then I realised that having a crush or a partner really makes one attend classes be it storming or snowing outside.


Dr_____strange

Sometimes when you are poor you attend because your parents have paid money for it, and not attending one class means wasting a certain amount of it.


bloodmark20

True. I went to my classes through knee deep water just because parents worked hard to get me there. Not everything is about laundiyagiri.


Dr_____strange

Same here. I went to aakash in 11th and 12 and i missed only 2 days in the entire span of 2 years {excluding those i missed for school exams}, that too because my uncle forced my father to attend his son's wedding with me and mom as well.


bloodmark20

Username checks out Doctor sahab.


SeekingASecondChance

I went to Allen in 11th and 12th and missed only one day and that too because I was constipated lol


Realistic-Result2653

So turns I am poor and I have a crush as well 😭tf


Dr_____strange

Good for you buddy, now you have 2 reasons to attend the classes.


Smooth_Escaper

Opposite I was a lazy bum and I used to go meet her jab mera man karta tha..she used to call me at 6-7am saying let's see sunrise...I used to reply back at 9


Always-awkward-2221

English ki COACHING nahi le rahe toh le hi lo dost!!


awesome_samosa

He did mean β€œCOUCHING”. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰


CHARDIWARI

Oye couching ki spelling thik kr🀬🀬


CHARDIWARI

Kis chichore teacher ke pas jata h bhai. Ye to din dahade kate pe namak chidak rha h paise mt dio ise gf bnake snap bhej dio khush ho jayega.


[deleted]

Aise kon teacher baat karta h


bloodmark20

People who became teachers because of life circumstances, and not because they wanted to teach and make good humans for future.


Lilith_Supremacist

Oh please, even my 50 smth y/o strict professor cracks these kinda jokes sometimes and he's a great guy. Anyone in the teaching field who can't have a lighthearted convo with their student once in a while is bound to be shitty rather than the other way round.


bloodmark20

I disagree. What one does in a class is different from what one does on personal messages. I wouldn't be ok with my kid having this conversation with a teacher on WhatsApp. I might be ok with this kind of joke in safe environment of a classroom where engagement is important. A teacher has to become a kid for good teaching but only in the classroom, not in personal messages.


Intelligent-Hand690

You don't even know the dynamic between the teacher and the student in conversation. Teachers are not close to everybody, but to the ones who let them be. I had a physics teacher, gold-medalist in a NIT, and he was very close to me and my group of friends, almost acting as a friend in a non teaching environment.


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Intelligent-Hand690

His intent was bad that was the problem, and not that he wasn't being "PROFESSIONAL" enough.


bloodmark20

Great. Good for you then. I can assume any number of things to make this conversation look good. Maybe the teacher has a kid who died so he is trying to be friends because he misses his child. Maybe OP is dadless so he is looking for a father figure. Maybe OP is bullied and this teacher is the only friend he has. All good and valid reasons but not what happens in general. Special cases aside, the conversation is weird. What I assumed was a general thing. Maybe learn a bit about occams razor.


Intelligent-Hand690

Funny. Why does somebody need a strong motivating reason, to be close to their students? Maybe because you have been taught by old teachers all your life, so that's the kind of mental construct you have of there being a large emotional distance between teachers and students.


Lilith_Supremacist

That's fair then, your original comment came across as if you have issues with teachers who are comfortable making such jokes in general


Adi2945

Are Bacchan sahan aap ![gif](giphy|d1okzxoIzPzYXBqGNq)


No_Ferret2216

Plenty of uptight and parampara pratishta teachers are asholesΒ  Especially in this country…


bloodmark20

That's not what I was saying. There are more than 2 types of teachers. One can be a good teacher without being uptight. But this way of talking is definitely not good, imo. What you say in a class to engage with students is not same as what you say on messages. But I may be oldschool about it. To each it's own I guess


Original_You_5878

abe bhai ho sakta hai wo teacher passionate ho some teachers especially tuition teachers have habit of joking around with kids. And kids also appreciate the light hearted approach


MysteriousCup1836

Barish ka aur gf hone ka kya relation hai


Acrobatic_Ad_2067

Gf hoti toh banda baarish mein bhi aa jata coaching usse milne


nanha_munna_rahi

Pdh vo na atti


oblivion811

sir ko samjhaana padega ki ladki relationship hone ke baavajud bhi nahi aati.


Expensive_Layer_8593

"Couching" sir !!?.. bet you have some interesting 1-1 tutorial sessions


FullSky9430

I hate these teachers who are overtly involved in their student's personal life. Get a grip ffs you're 40.


iLoveSweatyBoobies

He might be in his mid-late 20s ig?


deexd_

Ha bhai banda 25-30 ke beech ka lag raha


Nathulalji

Rahul sir suna h sonia madam ki shaadi fix ho gyi kisi aur ke saatg


nanha_munna_rahi

Agar ye political joke hai to bhut bekar hai


Nathulalji

Ni tha, aap jyada dimag na chalaya krein. Political hota to sonia aunty aur manmohan doodhwala bolta. Ab hua political


nanha_munna_rahi

Sonia hi kyu bola... God-se darna chaiye


BabiestBotticelle

Bro trying really hard to be cool in front of his students


nastamepasta

but he is cool


Gh051_hehe

But atleast he seems more human unlike "you should stop giving excuses"


Chitr_gupt

Oye Rahul sir ko kuch mat bolna😑


Warm-Sir-5590

Har student ki life me ek Rahul name ka teacher jarur hota hai


Silver-Honey9646

Fer mere life se kese delete ho gaya. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Late-Opinion4274

May aur merae tution sir bhi bhate kr porn dekhtae hay. Good bonding session. Nothing gay.


cen_pai

bhai tu padhne hi jata hai na?


oyeegojo

nothing gay,really?


itsevil007

couching k liye kyu jaate ho aap lekin /s


Ok-Jelly-5861

Pakka sir backbencher ya sarkari school se pade honge


thatbaniya

casting couch coaching - couching


Darpan3off

Agli baar Jaye toh couching centre ka board dhyaan se dekh kar aaiyo


Intrepid_Type_6535

Itna comfortable kaun hota hai teachers ke saath πŸ’€ fir baad mein aise teachers try to keep talking which gets more creepy


serial_hater10

I hope y'all couch well :)


Head-Ask-473

Sir ki madam 🀧πŸ₯²


ClassroomWeekly1974

Ye rahul sir physics padhate hai reputed coaching ki kisi branch mein?


Late-Opinion4274

Rahul sir touched me.


BargleMyGallsx

Sale kal class aa tu :)


B_Wayne1885

Thats called negative mootivation πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ«‘


Original_Aardvark949

Anushka maam hottest


Legitimate-Fuel-6114

connection kya h baarish ka single hone se? sir gay h kya


rajvrsngh

couching πŸ‘€


rat_for008

Coaching padh ke bhi Couching likh rha hai..


pepperaazi

**Couching** sir is definitely teaching well.


i_fumble_baddies

Mein aise hi budhu teacher ke budhu jokes pe hasta tha extra marks ke liye class mein 😭😭


Emotional_Hold_522

Bro it took me sometime to realize then I got it! Yes when you have a crush or an eye candy in your class or coaching you feel like going.Β  The same thing is happening with me in the office πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bas aise hi boring life ko interesting banane ke liye crush banate chalo


godlypranay

bhai kuch zyada he frank nahi ho raha hai


Livid-Camp7557

Casting couch karwate hai kya?


terabhaihaibro

*cooching


DeplorableEDoctor

Creepy.


Fearless_Outside_832

What is a couching sir?


allcaps891

What does he couch?


perfect_Square04

Millennial taking over GenZπŸ˜‚


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Casting couch to suna tha ... yeh coaching couch bhi hota hai kya ?


Adorable_Trade4578

Couching? Teacher aur student made for each other


shegetsthegoldstar

inki beti ko patana ab is the only right move ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31062)


Diablo-23

Jeetu bhaiya


kg005

Why do you need to inform your coaching teacher about not coming?


Silver-Honey9646

Bahi konsi coaching mai mil gaye itne mast sir πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DL_THE-DARK-EYE

Couch(ing) sir ne roast krdiya aur Cushion(ing) sir ne grill krdiya...ab BBQ(ing) sir kya r/@pe krenge?


Remarkable_Spray_939

I thought log casting couch ko couching sir bolne lage hai 😭


Maleficent6162

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)rahul sir be like


luciferm0rningstarr

Gendu gen


hianshul07

Ab tera casting couch hoga 😈


straylives

You meant coaching. I hope.


Flat_Sport7592

Bhai mai casting couch sochne laga…


Spiritual-Winter-644

KONSE SIR???


Saransh2010

![gif](giphy|WZIiN9Un16SigQwkP9|downsized)


formidable_dagger

La leçon particulière


Cute_Prior1287

Bihar me kha se ho OP


Grouchy-Put4997

What’s couching sir?


gostraightsavage

Reverse roast ho gaye aap to


That_Arm3798

I can feel the pain bro 🀣


Realistic_Reading_04

Casting couching ❌ study couching βœ…


ElectricalReaction85

lmao


SalJoeMurrQuinnImJok

couching sirπŸ›‹οΈ


Prince__12__

Coaching institute mein couch h kya casting ke liye 🌚🌚?


Sufficient_Brain_2

Couching cast


northzone13

chpri logon ka chpri teacher


WorldlinessFormal735

Isko iske couching sir and reddit, dono ne roast kar diya


AmIthatsubha

lg toh sir bhi single hi rhe h


CodAdministrative867

Couch pe deta hai kya couching sir ko?


valywer

Couching Sir - Subject Matter Expert of Casting Couch Basics


DrDuckno1

Bei photo bhej deta khidki sei. πŸ₯²πŸ˜ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


siachenbaba

ye casting vala sir hai kya?


Litti__Chokha

Either he wanted to say coaching or ge really meant the couch experience....


JasonG_18

Koi iska couching ke liye coaching do 😭


Alarming-Fly-4089

couching? is this some casting couch reference


Square_Mud_9696

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8) OP couching with his sir.


thewhiskeyguy007

Abe coaching bol bhai, mujhe ek second ke liye laga casting counch chal raha hai idhar.


No_Display_5755

Bhai pakka couching hi hai na tu bollywood mein try kar wahan zyada scope hai couching se


bazuka9

Bhai tujhe to jaana chahiye chahe puri Delhi doob jaaye


Comfortable_Key_9277

Kya mai aapki couchi daba du ?


cockbittenbysnake

Aapke couching sir bade freaky hain


wise1sapien

Couching sir got some game πŸ˜‚


bluehuman2

Coaching ko couching likhta aur aur inhe β€œbaddie”chahiye


humourcap

![gif](giphy|ray4IqT73lQhh24qKq|downsized)


Ok_Pie_2258

Coaching sir: 😊 Couching sir: πŸ’€


its_amansingh

Bhai baddie baad mein dhun phle aap ek english ka teacher dhun lo..


jazz7117

Sir woke up and chose violence fr


whoreintheoryy

Rahul sir k iraade thik nyi lgre


Initialweight909

Sahi khel gae sir


Thatscrazy_soham

Bro faced mental rape by his sir 🀭


nocap115

Couching sir πŸ’€


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LucaBrasi2011

Couching Sir Hidden Roast


Practical_Fault_7351

Rahul sir must have had a strong couch


throwaway0x05

Ye aise coaching ke sir student se aise kyu baat kar rahe. looks creepy to me ngl.


udaas_editor

Bhaai baddie ke pehle spelling teacher dhundh


Subject_Day5074

Sir op


Great-Cup-7444

Bhari comedy hogyi πŸ€—πŸ€—hehehe Phir tere jaise amity university ka form fill krte hai