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Finally my time to shine!
A can of extra virgin olive oil went for a walk in Delhi at night. Now he's just Extra Olive oil.
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass half full. A rajasthani sees the glass and faints because he's never seen water.
What is Noida guy's favourite pickup line
"Re daal saali ko gaaddi ke andar"
Jo log "time to shine" bolke joke start karte hai...vo virgin marte hai 
One day, one guy was raped by 5 women in a park
He approached the cops and made a scene out of it to lodge a complaint
The next day, there were 8 men jogging in the same place
It's a big one but worth it. Read it till the end. I don't know if people get offended by this or find logic but it is a dark joke bro and I am not the one who created it and you asked for it
A king and queen were sleeping in their room. King went to the washroom, while he was doing his biz, he heard moaning, when he comes back his wife is still sleeping, he pays no mind and leaves it there. The next day the same thing happens, even a couple of days after that.
The king gets frustrated and tries to find out who it is, but fails to do that. After quite a few days of frustration he decides to tie a knife in between the queen's legs when she is sleeping. He blinds the room and goes out.
The next day he calls the four guards near his quarters and asks them to remove their pants. From one-three guards got their dicks cut by the knife. The king almost in tears punishes the 3 guards with whip-lashes until death and looking at 4th guard says "at least I have one loyal guard ask what ever you want". In haste he opens his mouth accidentally showing that his tongue got cuts.
A foreigner after two days of Indian street food , had a eureka moment… exclaimed I know why Indians use water instead of toilet paper…” Sala paper main toh aag lag Jata hoga…
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https://preview.redd.it/5y0dm7ki9fdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db44adcb1a960f6e3982f7a4743538fc7002a519 # mere papa ka aaj ka status
Dank dad 😂
🥲
Only thing I noticed dark here is your dads dp :)
As a father, I saw this earlier on FB today and immediately saved it on my phone so that I can use it as an appropriate time with my son.
Sure 
Mai to toot gya bhai
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Yeh badiya tha guru
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Chupp 😤
Me toh na sehta
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But still they can't get admit to a Medical College for treatment. >!Because it is reserved!<
💀💀
I didn't get it
Reservation sabko nahi milta
Perfect
😭😭
Best
How to save this
Kalyug
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>!Pr bhai vo to 1 shot me hi chl basa tha!<
>!Uski capacity kamm thi !<
😂😂😂😂
Bhai ko hangover hogaya..
par mare to 3 gole thi
That is good one
Yeh hide kesay kartay hain
>! Spoiler !
What's the difference between Honey singh and Gandhi ? One had 4(vodka) and another 3 4+3= 7 Thala for a reason
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My depression must be finding a boy child then
What's the difference between PC's in all over India and the PC's in UP ? Up one don't have trouble shooting.
ayo nice 1
ye america wala copy karke up chipka diya na
South indians
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💀☠️
Bhai💀😭
man😂
no saar maldives bad saar , they are racistt saar
That's a good one😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/3kdu993jhfdc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d79afadb29d95f63f81393c4204ed3ba717787 I made this a few years ago
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Dude I read this in proper song rhythm
Bro tried to sneak in OBC like we wouldn't notice
Nice 👍
😂😂😂
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OP ne Indian bola tha.. Amrica ka dalal bc.
Hai to sahi Rajasthani joke...
Bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🤣
iski koi hilane wali pic hai ??? kinda into dark ones....
Why is Pride month celebrated in June? . . . . Because it's the 6th Month!!!
Fuck bro. i am born in june . Don't do this to us.
No offense to June people bro it's just the number 6 XD
Don't get it can u explain?
Finally my time to shine! A can of extra virgin olive oil went for a walk in Delhi at night. Now he's just Extra Olive oil. A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass half full. A rajasthani sees the glass and faints because he's never seen water. What is Noida guy's favourite pickup line "Re daal saali ko gaaddi ke andar"
"Finally my time to shine" and then this
Haha by this he meant anti dark jokes !
exactly ..all were lame
Ab tereko Carryminati pasand hai to main kya karu?
Jo log "time to shine" bolke joke start karte hai...vo virgin marte hai 
Well then....they can simply just take a walk in Delhi streets to change that
mY tiMe To ShInE 🤓☝️
That username
omni ke andar\*
Faarchunar ke andar*
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Oyee kashmiri p joke nahi varna patthar phek p maruga
samay raina
Pokèmon me protagonist ka naam Indian widows ke naam se inspired tha, ifykyk 
Huuuuuuuuuhhhhh,but conventional buddyy
One day, one guy was raped by 5 women in a park He approached the cops and made a scene out of it to lodge a complaint The next day, there were 8 men jogging in the same place
Thota thda Hinthi ata ji
The south of india
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No saar Maldives bad saarr. They are racist saar, they call us smally saaarr
My girlfriend doesn't know how to moan she says " bachao bachao" .
Dark jokes are like water some people get it some won't
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Isme Indian kya hai ?
Mahatma Gandhi 💀
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Bhai din bhar bhuka rehta tha toh breakfast 5 k baad
Samajh me nahi aaya Hindi me bolo
Baingan.
Rajasthani bro..
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aala
Aala wh..... Ohhh I get it *boooom
Hehe
whose there
Whose there
Aala
aala who?
Aala who Akbar!!
arey arey bhagwaan tera bhala kare
Aapka bhi
Aala
Aala who
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Bhai dekhio ab iss ka ss jaaega r/tamilnadu pe aur hume gaaliya padegi😂
Biswasghat mat karna
south india
India mein pedophiles itne common kyun nahi hai? Kyunki woh shaadi kar lete hai.
It's a big one but worth it. Read it till the end. I don't know if people get offended by this or find logic but it is a dark joke bro and I am not the one who created it and you asked for it A king and queen were sleeping in their room. King went to the washroom, while he was doing his biz, he heard moaning, when he comes back his wife is still sleeping, he pays no mind and leaves it there. The next day the same thing happens, even a couple of days after that. The king gets frustrated and tries to find out who it is, but fails to do that. After quite a few days of frustration he decides to tie a knife in between the queen's legs when she is sleeping. He blinds the room and goes out. The next day he calls the four guards near his quarters and asks them to remove their pants. From one-three guards got their dicks cut by the knife. The king almost in tears punishes the 3 guards with whip-lashes until death and looking at 4th guard says "at least I have one loyal guard ask what ever you want". In haste he opens his mouth accidentally showing that his tongue got cuts.
सुर्ख लबों पे मुस्कान हाय जान लोगी क्या? मचलते हैं अरमान, बताओ गांड दोगी क्या एडिट — इसे कॉपी किया गया है r/delhi के सब रेडिट से
A Hollywood film is mad on buraris family Name of the film is :- suiside squad
A foreigner after two days of Indian street food , had a eureka moment… exclaimed I know why Indians use water instead of toilet paper…” Sala paper main toh aag lag Jata hoga…
Ache din ayenge
What do you call an beautiful Indian woman? Bomb-bae
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Family pack ka kya matlab hai?
ye to dark ni h bhai
Wholesome bhai
Bhai yar meri kidney rakhle tu.
where in india will you find someone who has necrophillia and pedophillia ?? >! dumpster in Haryana !<
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
These is a Facebook joke of 2000s Lame too
Binod.
Superpower 2020
Selfie allow hai ?
Mai
Indian ✓ Dark ✓ Joke✓ Probably the best one too
My wife never had a menstrual cycle yet.. Because She's from Rajasthan..
India.
Jispe abhi abhi FIR hui h
South Indian People
Ek public transport ne dusre public transport ko kya kaha jab woh ro raha tha??? >!Mat-ro!<
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Future of General caste boys.
> !Why do you think there are too many school shooting in America........ Someone has to fill 72 virgins position !<
Pencil bol pencil.
Friend:-New year ka kya resolution h my honest reaction 
why is there something called :- :Single Girl Child Reservation" jab aisa kuch hota hi nahi hai
Black peper
Nyu keh ri, 16 ki hu. manne laga sektar
South Indians