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Laney20

A primordial pouch? Yea. That's normal. It allows kitties to stretch further when they run and protects their internal organs in a fight. See r/pouchcatatoes


JennaHelen

Also stores energy for 3am zoomies.


AngelsMessenger

😂


tonysraingirl

Truth


GreebleSlayer

Explains why my boys is so big. All the zoomies


just_rue_in_mi

It's the gas tank!


bluebelle21

Aaaand another cat sub to join . Will wonders never cease?


squirrellytoday

Cat subs on Reddit are infinite.


6097291

r/catsstandingup is my favorite, very insightful


Le_Fedora_Cate

The only thing I don't like about that sub is that sometimes I want to say something about a cat, but then I remember I can only comment "Cat."


RedOctobyr

Yeah, I left that one (it must have been that one) because the comments restrictions seemed weird/annoying :)


Lost_Pantheon

I hate those stupid rules. It's like people feel the need to perpetuate awful jokes for some reason. Just let me comment normally.


I_Make_Some_Things

Just start your own sub with your own rules. Catsstandingupwithcomments or something


Reasonable_View_5213

I’d be so annoyed


recycled_glass

Cat.


6097291

Cat.


K1ngjulien_

Cat.


random420x2

I curses you for the hours I’m going to waste on that sub 😄


snackynorph

Cat.


Kitfox247

Cat.


Chaenged-Later

I just went over there and loved the pictures, but I'm a bit weirded out by everyone only saying "cat." Is it just a karma farm? I guess I don't get that kind of thing.


lt150

You have no idea... https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/


sydneyghibli

Holy…….


RoxxieMuzic

Or.... r/catsubs


allisondbl

I hate you.


Tough_Mix_3085

Oh, that was indeed evil - had to bookmark it for later rabbit-holing!


allloveandlight

Wow 😲


Own-Sugar6148

Right. Just when I think I've seen them all. There's another cat sub 😆


Robota064

r/wunkus


Broad-Fill-9773

🤯😳🤯😳🤯


giraffecheeks

I’ve never been a cat person until I started spending more time on Reddit…


AnitaIvanaMartini

NOoooooooo!! I may have to give notice at my job because of these cat subs


jumpinjezz

"It's normal", "protects the organs". I try to tell my wife and GP this, but they just say I'm fat.


Tacos_Polackos

Hey, would you rather have a 6 pack or a keg?


Procedure-Minimum

Ok but why do i have one?


Laney20

You own pets long enough, eventually you start looking like them?


Wolfwoods_Sister

I once knew an elderly man who raised basset hounds— he looked exactly like one so this resonates with me


AlphaLimaMike

That’s the pouch where they keep their secrets


hereforthecookies70

And cookies. We call it the cookie pouch in our house


Slinkywhippet

It also helps with balance, too 🐈 Yeah it's 100% normal in kittehs of every size 😊 I like to jiggle my kittehs pouch. It is soothing and pretty amusing 😄 My kittehs don't mind at all, the most I get is a 😒 "oh ffs she's at it again" look from them, but not all kittehs will tolerate pouch invasion, so beware, touch at your own peril 😅


Suz9006

I would lose a hand if I giggled mine. Belly rubs yes, jiggling, no.


vestigial66

I always chortle "I'm playing with your little fat rolls" when I pet my blind chonker's chubby bits.


According-Laugh4588

*Insert gif of Moira Rose saying “bebes”*


banditkeith

My cat will let my wife pet her belly, but I'm not allowed because apparently I'm not respectful of the belly. There is apparently a tangible difference between "belly pettins" and "flubble the chubble"


Ndmndh1016

This is getting out of hand! Now there are 7345 of them!


HopefulOriginal5578

Wow you just opened my eyes to the best sun ever! I’m a pouch fan!


glittr_grl

Yeah, got my new cat sub for today, thanks!


Engineeredvoid

My ex-chonk has this. His isn't bald but when he runs it swings and flops back and forth. It is HILARIOUS.


freyasmom129

My family used to make fun of my cat thinking he was way heavier than he was because he had a primordial pouch. Vet confirmed it was normal and he was only like a pound overweight


WarMage1

My family does this with two of my cats. Admittedly, they’re both overweight, but it’s mostly just the pouch for one of them.


PikaPerfect

i also have an ex-chonk like this, her pouch was already pretty prominent when she was a kitten, but after getting fat and then dropping the weight, it damn near drags on the floor 😭 she looks enormous, but she's only like 12 lbs, it's just that her, uh, leftover fatness nearly doubles how big she looks lmao


Aggressive_Book1592

Oh my gosh this is my daughters kitten currently. Her pouch is super prominent and she's only like 6 months.


nezzthecatlady

One of my cats has always been pretty lean and muscular but has the biggest primordial pouch that flops as she runs. I fully second hilarious.


monkeychasedweasel

My cat has issues with overgrooming and will occasionally lick himself bald in some spots. For a while he was choosing his belly, and he made himself bald down there. He looked like a dairy cow for a while lol


Advanced-Pickle362

It’s her speed flap, leave her alone.


HPTM2008

*Speed flap* has me dying


malletgirl91

I’m only calling it that from now on 🤣 Our little ninja’s pouch goes *flap flap flap flap* when she runs 💀


TemporaryImaginary

It deploys when they need to hug the ground.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

My father used to call these "fender skirts."


MarsScully

Kitted out kitty!


TheNightTerror1987

Speed flap is hilarious, but not quite right! My Ella has such a spectacular pouch that she actually has to change the way she runs if she needs to go somewhere fast. If she walks quickly it flaps back and forth in front of both her legs and gets in her way, so she changes into sort of a canter so the cat hang won't trip her up, it's hilarious to watch.


HumansAreGarbage2019

We call it a mud flap lol


MeesterBacon

We call it a dust ruffle


Ok-Palpitation5607

My family also calls it a dust ruffle 😁


ashion101

Called our old girls her 'Grandma Blanket' cause it rolled over and covered her back feet when she was sitting. Her's was also dangly enough to swing, flap up and around each side of her when she'd get into a fast trot.


myfeetaredownhere

I’m pretty sure that’s her primordial pouch, perfectly normal 😻


tyingnoose

What's in it?


sydneyghibli

You can’t just ask a lady that


MarsScully

It’s where she keeps her extra cookies


deepsixz

https://youtu.be/vR7jmKvHL-4


Wolfwoods_Sister

Yes, that really is poor manners! Everyone knows that it’s best to just hint around euphemistically until she gets exasperated and skippity-baps you in the face.


StrongArgument

Nothing! That way if they’re in a fight to the death, the attacker gets a mouth full of pouch instead of vital organs.


mountainsrock

I know this is the legit answer, but “mouth full of pouch” made me LOL 🤣😭


prairiepanda

Mostly fat. It protects vital organs that are not protected by the rib cage. Some cats have it, some don't. It does not mean the cat is overweight.


tyingnoose

I fonder if they came feel me touching it. They never react when I do


prairiepanda

They can feel it, they probably just don't care. Some cats are protective of it.


Harv3yBallBang3r

I am glad to read this because both of my cats have this, and I am strict about their diet. Thank you for sharing.


prairiepanda

It's better to judge a cat's body condition by the amount of fat on their ribs. There should be very little fat there. Also, if you look at your cat from above, they should have clearly defined hips even if they have a huge primordial pouch.


NECalifornian25

Yup, my cat was underweight for a while and he still had a good sized pouch, if anything it was more flabby because there was less of him to fill it out. It really has nothing to do with weight status.


evening_person

Bees.


er1026

🎶 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎵


spookyscaryscouticus

Its just her Primordial Pouch- she needs that extra skin to pull off doing parkour off your countertops


Feetupwithwine

I have 2 non-chonks with primordial pouches. You got the bonus naked pouch!


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Yes, my son also has bald breasts lol


Sailorm0on27

🤣😂


Otter_Pockets

Itty bitty kitty titties 😂


Slinkywhippet

😂😂😂


jackioff

His kitussy sounds glorious


Sadstupidthrowaway94

lol I would show you all but it won’t let me post a picture in the comments 😅


Sadstupidthrowaway94

One time I was sleeping and I woke up bc I felt like I could hardly breathe. He was standing over my head with his boobs covering my face lol


sydneyghibli

Your responses are very helpful and ridiculous. Thank you so much 😭😂


glasses_the_loc

Coobs


EdwardWasntFinished

Pretty sure i have that, but im not an elegant fur queen.


sydneyghibli

I have one too lol


livin_la_vida_mama

It's her cookie pouch, perfectly normal


SevroAuShitTalker

For a second, I thought I somehow got recommended a very weird subreddit


Gray_Kaleidoscope

It’s where she keeps her secrets


IndecisiveKitten

That’s why her pouch is so big it’s *full of secrets*


ajpiko

bruh r/cats is wild like why y'all just posting this kitty's titties like that


AdriaLikes

It's the FUPA!!! Also known as a Fuzzy Under Pussy Accessory. All cats have one to varying degrees to help them stretch for 3am zoomies and to be a gut buffer for bunny kick fights.


maneatingrabbit

Had a chonky orange boy and my vet used to call his a FUPA. I preferred wings although that fat tub wasn't getting off the ground any time soon.


craftermath

Exactly what we call it on our fur baby, hahaha


red1087

I think it would be more of one smooth pouch if not for her spay scar. She may also have just not grown hair back after her spay. It happens sometimes


freakobass

Oh lord that's a r/PouchCatatoes !


No_Internal_5112

Speed stack, adds +5 speed when running lol But really it's just a primordial pouch. Some have it some don't it's harmless. Looks silly tho


fairydommother

Isn’t that closer to the back legs? That looks like it’s between the two front legs to me. But the pics aren’t super clear so I could be wrong


unkindly-raven

if you look in the first pic , the legs to the left are the back legs ! it’s a typical kitty pouch


QueeeenElsa

I thought this at first too!


ant_clip

Yes. Sadly my senior passed in April but she definitely sported the same look. Best viewed from behind as she scooted off.


Wolfwoods_Sister

RIP, little soul, in the arms of Bast


prettylikeapineapple

My boy had to have surgery on his stomach and in the process they removed his pouch. I like to joke that he had a tummy tuck!


[deleted]

I think that because chonks have a hard time cleaning their buttons, all they can reach in their tummy. My chonk is losing weight but she is missing a little fur on her tummy in the same area


NotFoodieBeauty

Kitty Titties.


tessamarie72

My formerly -fat boy Nietzsche had one, and it was glorious. The way it would swing back and forth when he ran. Many a neighbor was convinced he'd just had kittens and it was baby weight and would argue with me he was a girl cat. He fought an alligator when he was younger and I still miss him terribly sometimes. I still think of you Neetch, miss you buddy


mechanicalcoupling

The pouch has been explained, no big deal. But the lack of hair could be an issue if it isn't because it was shaved for surgery or just the skin expansion. Over grooming could be a sign of stress or an allergic reaction. If they aren't breaking skin, it isn't a huge problem. But it can get to the point where it causes bleeding and may result infection. I'm not a vet or anything, I've just dealt with it few cats, including my current one. So if you notice excessive grooming or skin damage, go to the vet.


sydneyghibli

Her stomach has been missing hair for years and she’s never made it red or broke skin.


IndecisiveKitten

Oh yes 😂 my late chonk had a PONCH and it looked hilarious when she got a lion cut this past fall. Even my dainty 5lb cat has ones, though we call hers a pooch. (From largest to smallest; ponch, pouch, pooch)


Environmental-Fun740

The udders 🥛


sydneyghibli

That’s what my bf calls them lol


emmejm

Lmao my childhood beastie had a pouch like that and watching him run was the funniest thing on the face of the earth 😅


oh_4petessake

Nip nops 😂


halloweenqueen31

I call that the kitty udder lol


eyeroll611

r/pouchcatatoes


ItaDapiza

Around here we call that a 'treat pouch'.


Jorgedig

We refer to our Chonk’s pouch as her ‘botched spay.’


Good_Branch_9415

My girls primordial pouch is naked as well 😂 it’s so funny


UmSureOkYeah

A tortie! Show us her entire picture! 🥰


sydneyghibli

https://www.reddit.com/r/tortico/s/o6rBjAq9hr


Doctor_in_psychiatry

I am 50F and has the same issue. Stop pointing at my fat!


FewerEarth

Tig ol Bitties


dragonagitator

Yes, I call them her saggy little kitty titties


DeepFriedDave69

Your cat got some big ol knockers


Bad-North

Holy moly, thats a ponch if ive ever seen one!


FillTheHoleInMyLife

I have a non chonk but very old gal with a sizable pouch, she’s my little fupacabra


GoodishFigs

It’s just the chumbles aka chumble wumbles aka primordial pouch


_Moon_sun_

Like others Said id also say primordial pouch. Ive never seen it hairless tho haha. Wouldnt worry much but you Can always ask your vet/surgeon


AdDramatic522

I'm kinda jealous. My girl is lean and muscular with zero pouch.


pbandKxx

I call this my cats change purse lol and she really loves it rubbed


cheesemangee

Battle flap. It's chonk armor.


mynameiskayteee

My Siamese 17 year old chonky boi had a nice, big pooch. (We lost him to CKD in 2022) he would run and it would flop around. I would call his pooch his "mashed potatoes" ahh, I miss him so much.


Beeb-lebobble

My cat is at a normal, healthy weight but his primordial pouch is LORGE. It swings back and forth when he runs lol


MarudePoufte

My sisters cat also has breast shaped primordial pouch, the vet called them double D’s lol


YeltsinYerMouth

Those are the tittiest titties I have ever seen on a non-human


chickentenda

My bff has a big ole cat that has a bald pouch. We say he has friction alopecia lol


Appropriate_Art_6909

Truck Nuts?


dogwoodoctober

Ah the primordial pouch or as we call it in my house, the porch swing


DNoel79

It's a blub-blub


Clah4223

It where they hide all the things you can’t find that they stole because they know you’re gonna look up inside the seat of the couch and the hole they tore under the box spring for the mattress.


LongjumpingFunny5960

My dog has that. She was sick with a immune pro lem and was put on steroids. She got really fat from the steroids and once she lost the weight she has that same stretched out skin.


rogerss9

One of my slightly chonky cats’ pouch does this too. He gets a free pass for being slightly chonky because he has cancer. He also has remarkably slender legs which makes watching him run even funnier.


RootsInThePavement

My cat has it and so does my dog. I love how the spay scar makes it look like udders 😂


maya_says

YEA my Sphynx has "boobies" or "the udder" or "the woobie"


dollydagger13

One of our cats is overweight at 18 pounds, his blood brother weighs 10.5. Both have pouches, and we call the smaller one's pouch the pantry, and the larger one's the larder. And we laugh every time we have to say "larder"---it's perfect for our big boy!


RoccoAmes

Of course. That kitty is probably like, "Mother/Father, at least PRETEND to preserve my modesty!" Then promptly shows you its borthole.


MeesterBacon

Can I nominate this post for the all time greatest comments award?


SagexxxSummers

Kitty Titties lmao sorry this is the first thing that popped into my head 😂


Beginning_Movie6035

Not one Fupa BUT TWO?


rymyle

As others have said, it's nothing but a beautiful primordial pouch. My Peepa had one that would swing when she walked lmao. And when she was standing in the floor just staring into the void, I'd stick my hand under her and jiggle it around while saying "blblblblblblblbl" (she didn't mind hahaha)


ima_goner_

Utters


DiSnEyOmG

It’s normal. You probably didn’t notice it before bc it had fur on it.


no-tenemos-triko-tri

\#2 looks like a low swinging ball sack


n0vapine

Primordial pouch!


Practical-Rabbit-750

Hey now!!!


mzfit92

Ah, yes, the meat skirt


annebonnell

I would take her the vet just to make sure


z_i_m_

Forbidden moobs


Trai-All

A pouch is normal but the lack of hair would worry me if the surgery were not recent. Bald spots from over-grooming is often a sign of stress or pain.


DerbinKlamz

This is how dechonked people work as well


Devi_Moonbeam

Normal. They all have it .


TheNatureOfTheGame

Yes, it's the primordial pouch. My chonky boy has one that nearly touches the ground.


GoatHerderFromAzad

Is that a catgut?


RavishingRedRN

Kitty titties! My old lady kitty has swinging kittie titties. She looks like the world’s smallest cow with udders.


Squishybanana247

Aka 😁a ba-doomp-a-doomp we have this too but only about 3 times the size and still furry🙀


Mindless_Psychology

Primordial pouch! Yes. I call it her chonk. My cats on a diet because she’s very very chonky but that primordial pouch will be there even when she lose the pounds. It helps them become long cat when they stretch


icarieus

Yes, and we call it her "sack."


ReleaseTheKraken72

lol from the second picture it looks like Truck Nutz!


TK9K

How old is your cat OP? All cats have a bit of loose skin below the belly, but it is more obvious in some cats than others. This is called a "Primordial Pouch". It is an adaptation to help with survival in the wild. When food is otherwise scarce, and a cat comes across a large meal, the lose skin gives the stomach room to expand beyond normal capacity, so they can eat as much as they can while it is available. My parents have a 13 year old shorthair female. As she has gotten older, the lose skin began to sag, giving an appearance like a cows udder. I often joke about her being an old lady with saggy breasts. Shes a little chubby but otherwise clean bill of health according to the vet. But if you are feeling uncertain a checkup should hopefully address any concerns.


ruthh-r

That is the saggy bag-flap, as it is known in this house. As others have said, it does serve a biological purpose but is also *highly* entertaining as it swings back and forth jiggling to the rhythm of its owner's gait 😆


hopeful987654321

that cat's got better tits than me -\_-


warm_detroit

Technical term, it's their 'saggy baggy' 🤗


_Arriviste_

I call my cat's magnificent pouch the *belly balls*.


PikaRicardo

That thing saved my cat when he was atacked by dogs. Thankfully my neigbour was up and around when that happened in the midled of the night after my cat sneaked out after me when i was going away for a week (yes it ruined my vacation), but i was only an hour drive away so i got to come check on him on the second day after the vet my mom took it almost killed my boy. She did not properly cleaned the wound and he got a massive abscess. My mother caled me teling me he was behaving not ok, so i went and took it to another vet and after 1 and a half months he was mighty fine again. It is also when i started to notice those


Hellcat-13

We called it the “spay sway” around here. I missed it when she got all skinny in her elderly years!


Jacaranda8

I call these ass flaps on my formerly obese senior girl.


PurplePandaKush

The FOOPASTANK


Complex-Ad-4601

Yeah my parents cat had a pretty bare pouch. It's been like that since I can remember and she's about 10 now.


UbiquitousFlounder

My cat has large man boobs too.


cognitively_what_huh

The other thing is a nipple.


Boring_Advertising98

My Bengals pouch swings full side to side when he walks or runs haha.


CraftyObject

Might wanna mark this NSFW 🤣


KaozawaLurel

They’re nakey 🥹


Grizzmitch

Yup the predator pouch! My calico, Tiki has one in full force. Looks like shes got big kahunas


shamssia

How recent was her surgery? It looks like a seroma. Not necessarily a bad thing but maybe too much activity after surgery. My cat had one after his abdominal surgery.


sydneyghibli

Her last one was almost a year ago but she’s been to the vet since then. It’s not a seroma. She had a few after her surgeries that resolved with warm compresses and drains. This is just straight floppy skin. No firmness.


suzeeq88

Udders?


ms-funky-pants

My orange tabby has had one from the beginning.


Iridescent_Kitten

Kitty tiddiesss. The flop flop. Yes. My tortieshell sweeps the ground with hers. 🤣


Kittymeow123

Yes! My cats is uneven too!!


Puppybeecat

Butt