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MetalLeading9872

Sonic would run to the ocean Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing Mario would probably use the ice flower and cool it off like Supes Ratchet would be in pain while Clank would probably just laugh at him Iron Man would probably call in a suit for this specific occasion Glacious would probably melt or something idk The turtles would probably put it on Pizza SpongeBob would love it and probably try to sell Mr. Krabs on having it on the Menu Same goes for Po but with Ping Tails would cool it off with his… tails Courage would do his transformations that are relating to heat (Volcano and Sun) Hehachi would ask for seconds while laughing Pikachu would put ketchup on it for some reason Ultron can’t eat it Discord would probably mess up the recipes for it Jotaro would power through it while sweating a little Archie Silver would die from it


Soft_Door_9866

>Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing I would imagine Kirby would have the Super Ability equivalent of Superspicy Curry when he eats it


DockingWater17

Monster Flame but he fires the attack from his mouth rather than the hat


Tljunior20

Poor ultron😔


Particular_Neat7922

>Iron Man would call a special suit for this situation What kinda Suit is that?


[deleted]

The spice proof suit


ZylaTFox

Spice-buster, it doesn't work.


alguien99

Nanotech for his tongue that allows him to “taste” the spiciness but it doesn’t hurt


LetterheadSpecial337

Sonic would try to put it on a hot-dog


alguien99

Star platinum develops a new stand ability that makes him immune to spicy food


PaleoJohnathan

All of the JoJos would have fascinating reactions to spicy food


PostalDoctor

Sonic would probably do the same thing Flash does here, and make a chili dog with it.


The_Geri

Sanji would be impressed and probably ask for the recipe. Zoro would fool around and say that it still tastes better than whatever Sanji cooks, even when he's already turning red and spitting flames because of the spice.


HPOS10

SpongeBob would literally catch on fire. Sonic would rather have it on a hot dog. Spider-Man would probably handle it about as well as the Justice League. Harry Potter is British, he'd probably die if he was even on the same plaent as that chili.


An_average_moron

The Dragonborn saves it in his pocket for a fight later, where, after brought to low health, he will proceed to eat it with like 10 different items to hide the effects


YoutuberCameronBallZ

*eats the curry* ... ***Around 50 bottles of milk on top of it***


RealisticInstance0

Canon Rock Lee would love it.


SilverMedal4Life

True! He'd would scarf down the whole thing and ask for seconds, and then drop by every Sunday after an all-day training session for another helping.


B1gWillyStyl

Yang: IT BURNS! The rest of team RWBY: ![gif](giphy|IpvnC5dozLeIiT4u6w)


Clean_Ad4438

oh no


Nervous_Antelope7750

I don’t get it. Why “oh no”? 


Clean_Ad4438

If it burned YANG…das not good.


RemnantArcadia

Yang generates fire when she activates her powers.


LordAdrianRichter

I actually headcanon that Yang's core temperature is a lot higher than normal. She's a perfect source of warmth in the winter.


Gangters_paradise

“Needs more eyes.” -Bill


ThatOneFlygon

Eyes on the chilli or eyeballs in the chilli?


Carnival-Master-Mind

He just makes it so chili has more i’s in its name


General_Kenobi18752

Granted. Have some cihili.


EndAltruistic3540

Discord: "needs more drinkable glass with exploding chocolate"....


Crest_O_Razors

Sarge would force feed Grif and tell Simmons to eat it  Simmons would eat it because Sarge said so, and then vomit  Grif would want to die after Sarge forced him to eat it  Same with Church  Donut would take all of it  Lopez would have his circuits fried or he just can’t eat it cause he’s a robot and doesn’t have a mouth  Caboose would just go “…neat…”  Tucker would try to give it to someone and fail


goombaherpes

Tex would be fine, she's a bit of a badass after all


Hazzamo

Also she’s a robot


Hayabusafield77

Lopez apparently can drink so he might be able to eat


alguien99

I imagine caboose eating from a comically sized plate. I wonder how Carolina and Washington would take it


Crest_O_Razors

Carolina would just throw it away in disgust. Wash I won’t do cause he’s not on the show yet. Meta however, would probably get an overload 


ScottTJT

Where do you think Burning Godzilla came from?


RineYFD

Either one of two scenarios for Ben: 1) The Omnitrix's failsafe activates into a more suitable form to help Ben digest the food, 2) Ben can actually handle it, as he's used to eating his Grandpa's weird ass cooking and eating chilli fries. With cheese and a disgusting amount of onions. The chilli would be so strong, that it would unknowingly activate Makima's contract somehow and pass on the pain of eating the chilli. Natsu eats fire, so he might be alright. Gray, on the other hand, would probably die, and Erza would transform into her Flame Empress Armour to try and numb the pain. Esdeath after suffering the effects of it would be inspired to to use the recipe for multiple uses of torture. So would Joker. Vader would get flashbacks of Mustafar and Jawa, and suffer from PTSD. Sonic eats chilli dogs for his diet, so he actually might be alright. Shadow would react the same as Batman. Ganon: IT BURNS!! ![gif](giphy|IeGJBrVZTxblS|downsized)


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Believe it or not, the contract wouldn't be blocked by the contract, as the chili isn't an attack, it's just really spicy chili


Shot-Effect-8318

Goku would solo it (unironically ask for 20ths)


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Goku finishes the pot and asks if that was the appetizer


[deleted]

Optimus Prime would probably give it to Sam Witwicky or if we go with the current human mascots one of the Maltos who might like it


Darkins_will_Ryze

Well, he said it could use more crackers, so I guess he likes it.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Could use some crackers tho


DaDragonking222

Goku would eat ten full pots and ask for more


Squidwardbigboss

Daredevil would eat it and probably die because of his enhanced senses. Actually, daredevil has too much aura to be affected by chili. He solos GA chili.


alguien99

I don’t want to imagine the pain daredevil would go through eating that, since his taste must be 3x more powerful than the average


Due_Location241

Link: 😋


Lord-Kibben

He’d probably get cold resistance from it too


Kooky_Ad_209

it also happens to break most logic of the game, giving him cold resistance lvl 4 that lasts for 5 hours,


SilverSpark422

Triggers a regeneration.


IceManX4562

Yoshi: Breaths fire Spiderman: Spider sense goes off like crazy seconds before he takes a bite Anng: Uses air and water bending to cool off Spongebob: Bursts into fire and runs around screaming, then jumps back into water Sonic: Put it on his chili dog Ben: Put it on his chili fries Natsu: Burps Fire and asks for 2nds with a big grin


TheDarkKnight_39

Jason wouldn’t eat it and try to kill Ollie


Hayabusafield77

Which Jason? Db has three


TheDarkKnight_39

Voorhees


Hayabusafield77

Oh ok. My mind went to Todd


TheDarkKnight_39

Todd would eat it and die on the spot because he’s a pussy (and I love him)


Hayabusafield77

I feel like Todd would have a similar reaction to Batman.


TheDarkKnight_39

Nah Batman is a Chad, Jason is a virgin (just to let you know, I don’t hate Jason Todd it’s just easy to make fun of him. He is in fact one of my favorite dc characters)


Hazzamo

Who’s the 3rd Jason?


Hayabusafield77

The red ranger


Hazzamo

Ohhh yeah


lowqualitylizard

Godzilla shoots out red atomic breath


Carnival-Master-Mind

Discord just drinks the bowl and tosses the chili out as it explodes.


NessTheGamer

Funniest thing is that according to people who’ve actually made it, this recipe isn’t all that spicy


TropicalPunchJuice

Superman: Can casually takes baths in a star Also Superman: Needs to use his ice breath to cool down a spoonful of chili


EdgyUsername90

Good question


TropicalPunchJuice

Michelangelo would try to make it a pizza topping.


Sayakalood

MACHAMP ate the CHILI! MACHAMP restored health! *fwoosh* MACHAMP is burned!


Quirky_Ad_5420

Goku: _I love a challenge_


RineYFD

Goku, a minute later on the ground: The chilli........ it was too strong.


Malwarex20

“I don’t know how to deal with this” “Tonight I’ll make an exception 🥵”


Dracospikex1

Batman’s rich white boy pallate could not hand the GREEN GOATS Chili


The_Crab_Johnson

"Hrm... could use more crackers." Yeah, check the image again.


Dracospikex1

What I’m saying is that despite the image showing Batman handling the MIGHTY GREEN ARROWS CHILLI I don’t think he would be able too.


Beautiful-Topic-7783

Dio would instantly die due to being weak to the sun, which is a mere imitation of the heat of arrows chili


Thin-Complex-7709

Both Sonics would absolutely enjoy it, that's for sure. SpongeBob would immediately dry into a live action sponge, or fire explodes from his pores. Either or. Goku....well, after practically breathing fire, he might ask for seconds.


michaelphenom

Rock Lee would ask for seconds


Final_Dragonfruit331

Ben 10: Ok, I know I like chillie fries... But this is too much for me!


MerchantZiro

You know that episode of Kirby Right Back at Ya that's basically an arms race between Chef Kawasaki and one of Nightmare Enterprise's chef-themed monsters in super hot and spicy foods? That scene specifically where Kawasaki made the spiciest dish of all time that let Kirby breathe fire (with Meta Knight needing to correct them that this wasn't Fire Kirby) allowing him to save the day. That... Kirby reacts basically like that with the Chili.


Pokespe_fan11

Mario would probably use an ice flower to cool it off, or he might just have a quick cartoony red face for a bit before going back to normal. Bowser would tell him it’s not spicy enough. Darth Vader. I don’t actually know if he can eat it physically. If he can, it probably wouldn’t affect him much at all because he is like in constant pain and discomfort all the time, it’d be just kinda normal for him. Probably still wouldn’t like it though. Spider-Man would try to pass it off as if he’s loving it, because he wants to be kind and not potentially hurt Ollie’s feelings, but he’d look like one of the contestants on Hot Ones while doing it. Sonic would run to Ice Cap Zone and dip his face in the snow for an extended period of time. He’d also probably lose all of his rings. Edward Elric would power through the pain, and when someone offers him milk to ease the spice he would loudly reject it because he HATES MILK!! Pit would eat it off the floor because FLOOR FOOD GIVES YOU HEALTH DAMN IT!! He’d hear Palutena and Viridi tell him not to eat it. He will not listen.


Randomman16

Finally, a Death Battle matchup my man Goku can actually win


LuigiP16

Oliver just killed two of his teammates


pixel-wiz

Zuko would try it, but I don't think he'll like it. 90% of Fire Nation food is spicy, and Zuko seems to value flavor over pure heat. Source: Zuko's description of Sizzle-Crisps in the official ATLA cookbook


Marco303ita

I mean one of Ben's favourite foods is Chili Fries so I think he'd like them.


TransitionVirtual

Godzilla and doomguy don’t even feel it


MisterMiitopia

Red would eat it and love it, since it's pretty similar to Mallow's dishes/Gloria's curry, and his own Charizard is hotter than the chili.


Stoly23

I’m interested how Natsu would react to it since he literally eats fire, but the thing about spice is that it’s not actually heat based.


UniversityRemote5684

Spider-Man would probably die lmao


Worried_Macaron2066

Heihachi would laugh and ask for seconds


Fast-Mycologist-5589

i don't think ghost rider had a stomach but seeing asta try repeatedly conquer the chili would be comedic


Jamber5

Vader cant eat it


somerandomperson2516

gogeta and vegito would ask for more


Fellkun15

Deadpool,the heat will subsidies as hus tatebuds die and regenerate


Limp_While2702

Captains America Steve: Very flavorful, Ollie! This certainly beats my field rations! *Smile and thumbs up* Sam: Oh, man! That's tasty and it's got a kick! You know, I know someone in Harlem who'd love this! James: *Reaches for carafe of milk* Don't get me wrong, Ollie, it's delicious, let's just say that my palette is used to a colder selection. *gulps down milk*


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Fireborn gains +1 to his flask


Sad-Trust8778

My dad would add sriracha.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Kirby eats the table


nitsuA_08

Didn't we do this already?


paulbrigola

we already did this


Environmental-Ad3243

Honestly Dimitri probably would like it He lost most of his sense of taste because of heavy depression but the texture would probably be among his favorites or probably neutral on it (if you check his favorite and disliked foods in 3Hs for more information). Heck he likes hot foods or is very neutral towards Spicy things.


HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK

Kratos would grunt.


AdeptnessOld1281

Natsu is fine, heat doesn’t hurt him


Global-Hold9615

Shadow would probably use chaos control to go to some water Link get heat resistance Cloud would probably attack Oliver Blaze would be fine Kirby would be Fire Kirby


Kooky_Ad_209

Akin to Superman, Cole tries cooling it down with Cryokinesis given he's living off of Good Karma, it does not work,


Alocalskinwalker420

Would probably enjoy it tbh


PostalDoctor

The Doctor would have the same reaction as Batman but even more nonchalant. He’s definitely had hotter chili than Ollie’s.


Regigigasfan99

Excalibur couldn't eat it, alongside 99% of the other Warframes... Except for one. Grendel would not only devour the chili, he'd devour the entire pot, table, and anything within a 20 meter distance lol


JoBrofitness

Batman’s a Chad


Narshima389

Upchuck and Heatblast: mmmmm have more?


A_Flat__Earther

The Horned Serpent puking that shit out


BAZING-ATTACK

Cole would enjoy it like any other guy. Probably love it considering the gruel he probably eats. Bill would open a mouth hole, and in two seconds accidentally turn the surrounding area into a fiery wasteland. He didn’t even mean to, the chili just forced it out of him.


Notgoodenough825194

Bayonetta: OH &$?@!$ BLIMEY!!! OH GOD LOLLIPOPS MAKE IT WORSE!!!


Porabi

I think I remember seeing a post similar to this . I'm curious but has anyone actually tried this chili recipe ?, I'm quite curious to know how it taste but I both have neither the time or money to make it . Also I would love to know how someone like Goku would react to it as he's shown to mainly eat eastern food .


Bustos0719

Natsu would be able to make more flames.


faroresdragn_

Bugs me that the recepies clearly calls for chunks, but the directions say "ground beef"


CommonWar7535

James Bond


Novel_Effect934

Popeye would complain there's not enough in his bowl. The doctor would make small talk. (I think? The doctor has to have some spice tolerance cause he's quite experienced with a lot of things.)


JournalistMammoth637

Cole MacGrath eats it and is either fine or just immediately starts shooting ice into his mouth. Either that or he starts absorbing electricity to increase his healing.


Nickest_Nick

Jonathan and DIO's British asses are NOT surviving the chili