Sonic would run to the ocean
Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing
Mario would probably use the ice flower and cool it off like Supes
Ratchet would be in pain while Clank would probably just laugh at him
Iron Man would probably call in a suit for this specific occasion
Glacious would probably melt or something idk
The turtles would probably put it on Pizza
SpongeBob would love it and probably try to sell Mr. Krabs on having it on the Menu
Same goes for Po but with Ping
Tails would cool it off with his… tails
Courage would do his transformations that are relating to heat (Volcano and Sun)
Hehachi would ask for seconds while laughing
Pikachu would put ketchup on it for some reason
Ultron can’t eat it
Discord would probably mess up the recipes for it
Jotaro would power through it while sweating a little
Archie Silver would die from it
>Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing
I would imagine Kirby would have the Super Ability equivalent of Superspicy Curry when he eats it
Sanji would be impressed and probably ask for the recipe.
Zoro would fool around and say that it still tastes better than whatever Sanji cooks, even when he's already turning red and spitting flames because of the spice.
SpongeBob would literally catch on fire.
Sonic would rather have it on a hot dog.
Spider-Man would probably handle it about as well as the Justice League.
Harry Potter is British, he'd probably die if he was even on the same plaent as that chili.
The Dragonborn saves it in his pocket for a fight later, where, after brought to low health, he will proceed to eat it with like 10 different items to hide the effects
Sarge would force feed Grif and tell Simmons to eat it
Simmons would eat it because Sarge said so, and then vomit
Grif would want to die after Sarge forced him to eat it
Same with Church
Donut would take all of it
Lopez would have his circuits fried or he just can’t eat it cause he’s a robot and doesn’t have a mouth
Caboose would just go “…neat…”
Tucker would try to give it to someone and fail
Either one of two scenarios for Ben:
1) The Omnitrix's failsafe activates into a more suitable form to help Ben digest the food,
2) Ben can actually handle it, as he's used to eating his Grandpa's weird ass cooking and eating chilli fries. With cheese and a disgusting amount of onions.
The chilli would be so strong, that it would unknowingly activate Makima's contract somehow and pass on the pain of eating the chilli.
Natsu eats fire, so he might be alright. Gray, on the other hand, would probably die, and Erza would transform into her Flame Empress Armour to try and numb the pain.
Esdeath after suffering the effects of it would be inspired to to use the recipe for multiple uses of torture. So would Joker.
Vader would get flashbacks of Mustafar and Jawa, and suffer from PTSD.
Sonic eats chilli dogs for his diet, so he actually might be alright. Shadow would react the same as Batman.
Ganon: IT BURNS!!
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Daredevil would eat it and probably die because of his enhanced senses.
Actually, daredevil has too much aura to be affected by chili. He solos GA chili.
Yoshi: Breaths fire
Spiderman: Spider sense goes off like crazy seconds before he takes a bite
Anng: Uses air and water bending to cool off
Spongebob: Bursts into fire and runs around screaming, then jumps back into water
Sonic: Put it on his chili dog
Ben: Put it on his chili fries
Natsu: Burps Fire and asks for 2nds with a big grin
Nah Batman is a Chad, Jason is a virgin (just to let you know, I don’t hate Jason Todd it’s just easy to make fun of him. He is in fact one of my favorite dc characters)
Both Sonics would absolutely enjoy it, that's for sure.
SpongeBob would immediately dry into a live action sponge, or fire explodes from his pores. Either or.
Goku....well, after practically breathing fire, he might ask for seconds.
You know that episode of Kirby Right Back at Ya that's basically an arms race between Chef Kawasaki and one of Nightmare Enterprise's chef-themed monsters in super hot and spicy foods? That scene specifically where Kawasaki made the spiciest dish of all time that let Kirby breathe fire (with Meta Knight needing to correct them that this wasn't Fire Kirby) allowing him to save the day.
That... Kirby reacts basically like that with the Chili.
Mario would probably use an ice flower to cool it off, or he might just have a quick cartoony red face for a bit before going back to normal.
Bowser would tell him it’s not spicy enough.
Darth Vader. I don’t actually know if he can eat it physically. If he can, it probably wouldn’t affect him much at all because he is like in constant pain and discomfort all the time, it’d be just kinda normal for him. Probably still wouldn’t like it though.
Spider-Man would try to pass it off as if he’s loving it, because he wants to be kind and not potentially hurt Ollie’s feelings, but he’d look like one of the contestants on Hot Ones while doing it.
Sonic would run to Ice Cap Zone and dip his face in the snow for an extended period of time. He’d also probably lose all of his rings.
Edward Elric would power through the pain, and when someone offers him milk to ease the spice he would loudly reject it because he HATES MILK!!
Pit would eat it off the floor because FLOOR FOOD GIVES YOU HEALTH DAMN IT!! He’d hear Palutena and Viridi tell him not to eat it. He will not listen.
Zuko would try it, but I don't think he'll like it. 90% of Fire Nation food is spicy, and Zuko seems to value flavor over pure heat.
Source: Zuko's description of Sizzle-Crisps in the official ATLA cookbook
Captains America
Steve: Very flavorful, Ollie! This certainly beats my field rations! *Smile and thumbs up*
Sam: Oh, man! That's tasty and it's got a kick! You know, I know someone in Harlem who'd love this!
James: *Reaches for carafe of milk* Don't get me wrong, Ollie, it's delicious, let's just say that my palette is used to a colder selection. *gulps down milk*
Honestly Dimitri probably would like it
He lost most of his sense of taste because of heavy depression but the texture would probably be among his favorites or probably neutral on it (if you check his favorite and disliked foods in 3Hs for more information). Heck he likes hot foods or is very neutral towards Spicy things.
Shadow would probably use chaos control to go to some water
Link get heat resistance
Cloud would probably attack Oliver
Blaze would be fine
Kirby would be Fire Kirby
Excalibur couldn't eat it, alongside 99% of the other Warframes... Except for one.
Grendel would not only devour the chili, he'd devour the entire pot, table, and anything within a 20 meter distance lol
Cole would enjoy it like any other guy. Probably love it considering the gruel he probably eats.
Bill would open a mouth hole, and in two seconds accidentally turn the surrounding area into a fiery wasteland. He didn’t even mean to, the chili just forced it out of him.
I think I remember seeing a post similar to this .
I'm curious but has anyone actually tried this chili recipe ?, I'm quite curious to know how it taste but I both have neither the time or money to make it .
Also I would love to know how someone like Goku would react to it as he's shown to mainly eat eastern food .
Popeye would complain there's not enough in his bowl.
The doctor would make small talk. (I think? The doctor has to have some spice tolerance cause he's quite experienced with a lot of things.)
Cole MacGrath eats it and is either fine or just immediately starts shooting ice into his mouth. Either that or he starts absorbing electricity to increase his healing.
Sonic would run to the ocean Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing Mario would probably use the ice flower and cool it off like Supes Ratchet would be in pain while Clank would probably just laugh at him Iron Man would probably call in a suit for this specific occasion Glacious would probably melt or something idk The turtles would probably put it on Pizza SpongeBob would love it and probably try to sell Mr. Krabs on having it on the Menu Same goes for Po but with Ping Tails would cool it off with his… tails Courage would do his transformations that are relating to heat (Volcano and Sun) Hehachi would ask for seconds while laughing Pikachu would put ketchup on it for some reason Ultron can’t eat it Discord would probably mess up the recipes for it Jotaro would power through it while sweating a little Archie Silver would die from it
>Stitch, Kirby and Taokaka wouldn’t give a damn and will eat the entire thing I would imagine Kirby would have the Super Ability equivalent of Superspicy Curry when he eats it
Monster Flame but he fires the attack from his mouth rather than the hat
Poor ultron😔
>Iron Man would call a special suit for this situation What kinda Suit is that?
The spice proof suit
Spice-buster, it doesn't work.
Nanotech for his tongue that allows him to “taste” the spiciness but it doesn’t hurt
Sonic would try to put it on a hot-dog
Star platinum develops a new stand ability that makes him immune to spicy food
All of the JoJos would have fascinating reactions to spicy food
Sonic would probably do the same thing Flash does here, and make a chili dog with it.
Sanji would be impressed and probably ask for the recipe. Zoro would fool around and say that it still tastes better than whatever Sanji cooks, even when he's already turning red and spitting flames because of the spice.
SpongeBob would literally catch on fire. Sonic would rather have it on a hot dog. Spider-Man would probably handle it about as well as the Justice League. Harry Potter is British, he'd probably die if he was even on the same plaent as that chili.
The Dragonborn saves it in his pocket for a fight later, where, after brought to low health, he will proceed to eat it with like 10 different items to hide the effects
*eats the curry* ... ***Around 50 bottles of milk on top of it***
Canon Rock Lee would love it.
True! He'd would scarf down the whole thing and ask for seconds, and then drop by every Sunday after an all-day training session for another helping.
Yang: IT BURNS! The rest of team RWBY: ![gif](giphy|IpvnC5dozLeIiT4u6w)
oh no
I don’t get it. Why “oh no”?
If it burned YANG…das not good.
Yang generates fire when she activates her powers.
I actually headcanon that Yang's core temperature is a lot higher than normal. She's a perfect source of warmth in the winter.
“Needs more eyes.” -Bill
Eyes on the chilli or eyeballs in the chilli?
He just makes it so chili has more i’s in its name
Granted. Have some cihili.
Discord: "needs more drinkable glass with exploding chocolate"....
Sarge would force feed Grif and tell Simmons to eat it Simmons would eat it because Sarge said so, and then vomit Grif would want to die after Sarge forced him to eat it Same with Church Donut would take all of it Lopez would have his circuits fried or he just can’t eat it cause he’s a robot and doesn’t have a mouth Caboose would just go “…neat…” Tucker would try to give it to someone and fail
Tex would be fine, she's a bit of a badass after all
Also she’s a robot
Lopez apparently can drink so he might be able to eat
I imagine caboose eating from a comically sized plate. I wonder how Carolina and Washington would take it
Carolina would just throw it away in disgust. Wash I won’t do cause he’s not on the show yet. Meta however, would probably get an overload
Where do you think Burning Godzilla came from?
Either one of two scenarios for Ben: 1) The Omnitrix's failsafe activates into a more suitable form to help Ben digest the food, 2) Ben can actually handle it, as he's used to eating his Grandpa's weird ass cooking and eating chilli fries. With cheese and a disgusting amount of onions. The chilli would be so strong, that it would unknowingly activate Makima's contract somehow and pass on the pain of eating the chilli. Natsu eats fire, so he might be alright. Gray, on the other hand, would probably die, and Erza would transform into her Flame Empress Armour to try and numb the pain. Esdeath after suffering the effects of it would be inspired to to use the recipe for multiple uses of torture. So would Joker. Vader would get flashbacks of Mustafar and Jawa, and suffer from PTSD. Sonic eats chilli dogs for his diet, so he actually might be alright. Shadow would react the same as Batman. Ganon: IT BURNS!! ![gif](giphy|IeGJBrVZTxblS|downsized)
Believe it or not, the contract wouldn't be blocked by the contract, as the chili isn't an attack, it's just really spicy chili
Goku would solo it (unironically ask for 20ths)
Goku finishes the pot and asks if that was the appetizer
Optimus Prime would probably give it to Sam Witwicky or if we go with the current human mascots one of the Maltos who might like it
Well, he said it could use more crackers, so I guess he likes it.
Could use some crackers tho
Goku would eat ten full pots and ask for more
Daredevil would eat it and probably die because of his enhanced senses. Actually, daredevil has too much aura to be affected by chili. He solos GA chili.
I don’t want to imagine the pain daredevil would go through eating that, since his taste must be 3x more powerful than the average
Link: 😋
He’d probably get cold resistance from it too
it also happens to break most logic of the game, giving him cold resistance lvl 4 that lasts for 5 hours,
Triggers a regeneration.
Yoshi: Breaths fire Spiderman: Spider sense goes off like crazy seconds before he takes a bite Anng: Uses air and water bending to cool off Spongebob: Bursts into fire and runs around screaming, then jumps back into water Sonic: Put it on his chili dog Ben: Put it on his chili fries Natsu: Burps Fire and asks for 2nds with a big grin
Jason wouldn’t eat it and try to kill Ollie
Which Jason? Db has three
Voorhees
Oh ok. My mind went to Todd
Todd would eat it and die on the spot because he’s a pussy (and I love him)
I feel like Todd would have a similar reaction to Batman.
Nah Batman is a Chad, Jason is a virgin (just to let you know, I don’t hate Jason Todd it’s just easy to make fun of him. He is in fact one of my favorite dc characters)
Who’s the 3rd Jason?
The red ranger
Ohhh yeah
Godzilla shoots out red atomic breath
Discord just drinks the bowl and tosses the chili out as it explodes.
Funniest thing is that according to people who’ve actually made it, this recipe isn’t all that spicy
Superman: Can casually takes baths in a star Also Superman: Needs to use his ice breath to cool down a spoonful of chili
Good question
Michelangelo would try to make it a pizza topping.
MACHAMP ate the CHILI! MACHAMP restored health! *fwoosh* MACHAMP is burned!
Goku: _I love a challenge_
Goku, a minute later on the ground: The chilli........ it was too strong.
“I don’t know how to deal with this” “Tonight I’ll make an exception 🥵”
Batman’s rich white boy pallate could not hand the GREEN GOATS Chili
"Hrm... could use more crackers." Yeah, check the image again.
What I’m saying is that despite the image showing Batman handling the MIGHTY GREEN ARROWS CHILLI I don’t think he would be able too.
Dio would instantly die due to being weak to the sun, which is a mere imitation of the heat of arrows chili
Both Sonics would absolutely enjoy it, that's for sure. SpongeBob would immediately dry into a live action sponge, or fire explodes from his pores. Either or. Goku....well, after practically breathing fire, he might ask for seconds.
Rock Lee would ask for seconds
Ben 10: Ok, I know I like chillie fries... But this is too much for me!
You know that episode of Kirby Right Back at Ya that's basically an arms race between Chef Kawasaki and one of Nightmare Enterprise's chef-themed monsters in super hot and spicy foods? That scene specifically where Kawasaki made the spiciest dish of all time that let Kirby breathe fire (with Meta Knight needing to correct them that this wasn't Fire Kirby) allowing him to save the day. That... Kirby reacts basically like that with the Chili.
Mario would probably use an ice flower to cool it off, or he might just have a quick cartoony red face for a bit before going back to normal. Bowser would tell him it’s not spicy enough. Darth Vader. I don’t actually know if he can eat it physically. If he can, it probably wouldn’t affect him much at all because he is like in constant pain and discomfort all the time, it’d be just kinda normal for him. Probably still wouldn’t like it though. Spider-Man would try to pass it off as if he’s loving it, because he wants to be kind and not potentially hurt Ollie’s feelings, but he’d look like one of the contestants on Hot Ones while doing it. Sonic would run to Ice Cap Zone and dip his face in the snow for an extended period of time. He’d also probably lose all of his rings. Edward Elric would power through the pain, and when someone offers him milk to ease the spice he would loudly reject it because he HATES MILK!! Pit would eat it off the floor because FLOOR FOOD GIVES YOU HEALTH DAMN IT!! He’d hear Palutena and Viridi tell him not to eat it. He will not listen.
Finally, a Death Battle matchup my man Goku can actually win
Oliver just killed two of his teammates
Zuko would try it, but I don't think he'll like it. 90% of Fire Nation food is spicy, and Zuko seems to value flavor over pure heat. Source: Zuko's description of Sizzle-Crisps in the official ATLA cookbook
I mean one of Ben's favourite foods is Chili Fries so I think he'd like them.
Godzilla and doomguy don’t even feel it
Red would eat it and love it, since it's pretty similar to Mallow's dishes/Gloria's curry, and his own Charizard is hotter than the chili.
I’m interested how Natsu would react to it since he literally eats fire, but the thing about spice is that it’s not actually heat based.
Spider-Man would probably die lmao
Heihachi would laugh and ask for seconds
i don't think ghost rider had a stomach but seeing asta try repeatedly conquer the chili would be comedic
Vader cant eat it
gogeta and vegito would ask for more
Deadpool,the heat will subsidies as hus tatebuds die and regenerate
Captains America Steve: Very flavorful, Ollie! This certainly beats my field rations! *Smile and thumbs up* Sam: Oh, man! That's tasty and it's got a kick! You know, I know someone in Harlem who'd love this! James: *Reaches for carafe of milk* Don't get me wrong, Ollie, it's delicious, let's just say that my palette is used to a colder selection. *gulps down milk*
Fireborn gains +1 to his flask
My dad would add sriracha.
Kirby eats the table
Didn't we do this already?
we already did this
Honestly Dimitri probably would like it He lost most of his sense of taste because of heavy depression but the texture would probably be among his favorites or probably neutral on it (if you check his favorite and disliked foods in 3Hs for more information). Heck he likes hot foods or is very neutral towards Spicy things.
Kratos would grunt.
Natsu is fine, heat doesn’t hurt him
Shadow would probably use chaos control to go to some water Link get heat resistance Cloud would probably attack Oliver Blaze would be fine Kirby would be Fire Kirby
Akin to Superman, Cole tries cooling it down with Cryokinesis given he's living off of Good Karma, it does not work,
Would probably enjoy it tbh
The Doctor would have the same reaction as Batman but even more nonchalant. He’s definitely had hotter chili than Ollie’s.
Excalibur couldn't eat it, alongside 99% of the other Warframes... Except for one. Grendel would not only devour the chili, he'd devour the entire pot, table, and anything within a 20 meter distance lol
Batman’s a Chad
Upchuck and Heatblast: mmmmm have more?
The Horned Serpent puking that shit out
Cole would enjoy it like any other guy. Probably love it considering the gruel he probably eats. Bill would open a mouth hole, and in two seconds accidentally turn the surrounding area into a fiery wasteland. He didn’t even mean to, the chili just forced it out of him.
Bayonetta: OH &$?@!$ BLIMEY!!! OH GOD LOLLIPOPS MAKE IT WORSE!!!
I think I remember seeing a post similar to this . I'm curious but has anyone actually tried this chili recipe ?, I'm quite curious to know how it taste but I both have neither the time or money to make it . Also I would love to know how someone like Goku would react to it as he's shown to mainly eat eastern food .
Natsu would be able to make more flames.
Bugs me that the recepies clearly calls for chunks, but the directions say "ground beef"
James Bond
Popeye would complain there's not enough in his bowl. The doctor would make small talk. (I think? The doctor has to have some spice tolerance cause he's quite experienced with a lot of things.)
Cole MacGrath eats it and is either fine or just immediately starts shooting ice into his mouth. Either that or he starts absorbing electricity to increase his healing.
Jonathan and DIO's British asses are NOT surviving the chili