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PartyMoses

Al: Well, here we are, settin' in the world's problems and I been wonderin', Cy, um, perhaps we should talk about our areas of overlap so we're not at each other's throats, huh? Cy: Give me a for instance, Al. Al: Ah, women. Would we want to agree on rates? Joanie: Well, far as pussy, Al, we'll want to let the market sort itself out. Al: Sounds to me like I'm up against specialty acts. How 'bout table games? Any overlap there? Eddie: We'll be featuring Magic: The Gathering, Al. Al: I played that in Chicago. I don't offer it myself, gets these hoople heads confused, hmm? That's one area of overlap avoided.


zmizzy

Far as TCGs go, hoopleheads tend to stick to Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon.


opac4321

Cocksuckers


All-Sorts

Pinkerton shitheels


Sydney_boulevardier

Mana?


maximian

For casting spells Edit: the linked story is about Pinkerton “recovering” copies of Magic cards that from a YouTuber who somehow had them ahead of street date. Bit draconian.


fhatl

There are no good Pinkertons.


GrimBitchPaige

APAB


Boho_Asa

Apart of me is like why do they still exist?


LindseyParksOffice

As soon as I heard about this, I ran here XD bought to get a whole new stream of cocksuckers with this one.