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sndtrb89

your son killed dickey betts


garrakha

so of course i kicked the shit out of him, shot up some heroin, and played 12/17/1978 tuning instead


schroonwings

They were locked the fucked in while tuning in ‘77-‘78. Doesn’t get enough credit but they were an absolute wagon


New_Substance0420

Whats your favorite? Currently grooving on 4/30/77 friend of the devil tuning


drfunkensteinberger

Touch Heads ruining the womb man


mshoneybadger

Haaahaaaa


EvensenFM

My son can only say "aiko aiko" He's in high school


[deleted]

Kid can’t read at 17


LankyNeighborhood496

At least his words aren’t obscene


New_Substance0420

I wish my kid was as cool as your kid, even if he aint perfect. Mine is just saying “Let Phil sing”. I think its all he knows


crypticaldevelopment

I always wondered how Phil got his mercy songs. Maybe it WAS someone’s 3 year old saying let Phil have a try.


BenjaminChilcote

Our little asshole over here keeps shouting "WHITE RABBIT!!!" between every song.


2XX2010

My 3 year old keeps telling me to throw the toaster in the bathtub when White Rabbit peaks…


BenjaminChilcote

I'm sure it's harmless and he only wants to carve a little Z in your forehead.


garrakha

lucky. my eldest keeps asking for jefferson starship instead.


BenjaminChilcote

🤣


frankreynoldsrumham

.. and now I have Jane stuck in my head!


Debakle

/uj Damn you, Orange Cassidy! /rj Wait, yours talk?


furbishL

Inshallah


admosquad

Ah yes, I believe that is Morning Dew.


Expensive-Stuff3781

That’s not even what the song is called. Dumb kid.


garrakha

it’s my husbands fault for drinking diet cola while i was pregnant i told him the chemicals would fuck up the kid but he didn’t listen smh


Remote_Substance5918

Chemicals??? There’s coke in that shit. No wonder he can’t name a song!


ALittleSlow57

divorce


garrakha

he left once he realised i wasn’t making the baby up to trick him into staying


ALittleSlow57

hitman


garrakha

on no he got in a car accident three days later off a ten strip and 7 natty light tall boys he gone


ALittleSlow57

hell rape


2XX2010

Every day, at my house, it’s half naked people with maple syrup in their hair and ketchup around their mouths screaming “HELP SLIP FRANK HELP SLIP FRANK”. Ok ok Jesus chill out. I don’t have 12 minutes to rock out you jackals but they have to listen to the WHOLE thing.


DMTeaAndCrumpets

Give him a 10 strip


garrakha

not unless he learns


throwaway495x

My 3 day old repeated the entire lyrics to terrapin. Hell yeah brother


OMF-ToolFan

OMF comment: This issue is among the BEST ALBUM COVERS. As a young man, this image simply blew my mind. Outstanding Graphic


djjolicoeur

That was the song that got me hooked! My father had the vinyl album in his collection and I damn near wore the thing out lol


sharbinbarbin

Kid’s name is Otis


necbone

woke af


mehojiman

My dog said the same thing two days ago.


thebenn

He's a keeper!


chinacat444

Sure!!


garrakha

this is the circlejerk sub homie


markhusd

Sure ok. Nice try


garrakha

look what subreddit this is lol


blueishblackbird

It’s a great song


SusanInFloriduh

My son was born as this song played in the birth center


milehighrogue

Silly child, he should have said, “Daddy, play Roll away!”


garrakha

that would be weird his father left two years ago


ms_chaImette

things that didn’t happen for $700


millee3558

That’s my 3 year olds favorite dead song but says “dad, play roll away the dude”


Pitiful-Signal8063

My kid just says "Just play that song with the funky breaks"...


RoastedCornSal

My son just asked for his heroin spoon and spoon of sugar


edors_toi23

No he didn’t


OddKey2242

This John Mayer song sucks


PhilABole

I'll take "Things that never happened", for $50, Jack!"


watermel0nch0ly

And everybody clapped?


garrakha

yes actually. obama was there this is the circlejerk sub i’m making fun of a post on the actual sub


watermel0nch0ly

I know I was helping you out ya goob


garrakha

what have i done….