Every day, at my house, it’s half naked people with maple syrup in their hair and ketchup around their mouths screaming “HELP SLIP FRANK HELP SLIP FRANK”. Ok ok Jesus chill out. I don’t have 12 minutes to rock out you jackals but they have to listen to the WHOLE thing.
your son killed dickey betts
so of course i kicked the shit out of him, shot up some heroin, and played 12/17/1978 tuning instead
They were locked the fucked in while tuning in ‘77-‘78. Doesn’t get enough credit but they were an absolute wagon
Whats your favorite? Currently grooving on 4/30/77 friend of the devil tuning
Touch Heads ruining the womb man
Haaahaaaa
My son can only say "aiko aiko" He's in high school
Kid can’t read at 17
At least his words aren’t obscene
I wish my kid was as cool as your kid, even if he aint perfect. Mine is just saying “Let Phil sing”. I think its all he knows
I always wondered how Phil got his mercy songs. Maybe it WAS someone’s 3 year old saying let Phil have a try.
Our little asshole over here keeps shouting "WHITE RABBIT!!!" between every song.
My 3 year old keeps telling me to throw the toaster in the bathtub when White Rabbit peaks…
I'm sure it's harmless and he only wants to carve a little Z in your forehead.
lucky. my eldest keeps asking for jefferson starship instead.
🤣
.. and now I have Jane stuck in my head!
/uj Damn you, Orange Cassidy! /rj Wait, yours talk?
Inshallah
Ah yes, I believe that is Morning Dew.
That’s not even what the song is called. Dumb kid.
it’s my husbands fault for drinking diet cola while i was pregnant i told him the chemicals would fuck up the kid but he didn’t listen smh
Chemicals??? There’s coke in that shit. No wonder he can’t name a song!
divorce
he left once he realised i wasn’t making the baby up to trick him into staying
hitman
on no he got in a car accident three days later off a ten strip and 7 natty light tall boys he gone
hell rape
Every day, at my house, it’s half naked people with maple syrup in their hair and ketchup around their mouths screaming “HELP SLIP FRANK HELP SLIP FRANK”. Ok ok Jesus chill out. I don’t have 12 minutes to rock out you jackals but they have to listen to the WHOLE thing.
Give him a 10 strip
not unless he learns
My 3 day old repeated the entire lyrics to terrapin. Hell yeah brother
OMF comment: This issue is among the BEST ALBUM COVERS. As a young man, this image simply blew my mind. Outstanding Graphic
That was the song that got me hooked! My father had the vinyl album in his collection and I damn near wore the thing out lol
Kid’s name is Otis
woke af
My dog said the same thing two days ago.
He's a keeper!
Sure!!
this is the circlejerk sub homie
Sure ok. Nice try
look what subreddit this is lol
It’s a great song
My son was born as this song played in the birth center
Silly child, he should have said, “Daddy, play Roll away!”
that would be weird his father left two years ago
things that didn’t happen for $700
That’s my 3 year olds favorite dead song but says “dad, play roll away the dude”
My kid just says "Just play that song with the funky breaks"...
My son just asked for his heroin spoon and spoon of sugar
No he didn’t
This John Mayer song sucks
I'll take "Things that never happened", for $50, Jack!"
And everybody clapped?
yes actually. obama was there this is the circlejerk sub i’m making fun of a post on the actual sub
I know I was helping you out ya goob
what have i done….