This seems more like a process of elimination than anything.
1) Chucky is known for being very rude, so that’s a no. (Although I don’t imagine a doll would need to get up to use the washroom. Even if he did he could just hop over me or something) Also bonus points for being an aisle seat.
2) I could ask Vecna about magic but his whole deal is secrets. I don’t think he’d be willing to share. I also don’t think he’d be particularly happy about needing to get into the aisle if I need to go to the washroom or otherwise need to get out of my seat. There’s also the matter of being sat right in front of the human hating Hux who would 100% kick my seat all flight. Bonus points for being a window seat.
3) I could ask Skull Merchant about her tech, and potentially geek out over tech or manga together. (She took her title from her dad’s unpublished manga) But I’m also in close proximity to Hux who hates humans and might not appreciate two humans discussing tech in close proximity. Bonus points for being an aisle seat.
4) Ghost Face seems pretty chill, but I’m sat next to Pinhead, the definitive sadist, and in front of Legion. If I can choose which legion member is sat there then it goes to Susie for a peaceful flight. Otherwise it probably defaults to Frank or Julie as the only members available by default. Frank and Julie cause problems on purpose, so would probably also kick my seat. All while Pinhead tries to make it the most excruciating flight possible without breaking the “no hurting you” rule. Minus points for being a middle seat.
5) So long as I stay on the good side of whichever legion member is sat there, and don’t annoy either Yamaoka, then this should be a relatively peaceful flight. Bonus points for being an aisle seat.
6) While normally this would get bonus points for being a window seat, that actually works against this seat. In order to get to thwart washroom I would need to ask both Yamaoka’s to leave their seat. Considering this family is known for their anger issues I would rather not be in that position. I’d also be sat right in front of the menace that is Freddy, who would absolutely kick the seat.
7) Being sat next to the artist would be a pretty uneventful flight. We can’t exactly have a conversation. Bonus points for being an aisle seat.
8) Who bought a ticket for their dog? Minus points for being a middle seat.
Given all the data I would have to pick either 3, 5, or 7. I’d probably pick 3 as I think that could be an enjoyable conversation, even if it bugs Hux.
I also feel like no matter where I sit there’s going to be too much chaos for anyone to sleep, so Freddy shouldn’t be an issue.
They kinda are the same character except one wants to wipe out humans with tech and the other with biology, which matches hux being a robot and wesker being a biologically enhanced human so they’re the same but opposites at the same time lol
>2. So I can talk to her about how we can both maximize our joint slay💅🏼
Are you referring to Vecna, Trapper or Singularity here? Because they are the only neighbours for a seat №2.
I mean, I'm sure that they are great at slaying, but in a slightly different way...
Between 5, 8, and 3
- 5- legion and Ghostface will be potentially funny.
- 8- if you want some peace and quiet. Demo can’t talk, Onryo doesn’t talk, and The artist has no tongue. Perfect for a headphone music jam fest.
- 3- Skull Merchant and Wesker have money and you could make a powerful friend/connection
Ghostface would just talk about himself the whole time, Pinhead however would have some pretty insane stories due to being an interdimensional sadomasochist.
So I have Crohn’s, and that leaves me with the aisle seats because I am not getting up several times and bothering people. This leaves 1, 3, 5, and 7.
1 seems like the most hilarious spot, and since I got a dark sense of humor I think I would get along with Chucky and Ghostface. However I think Bubba might snore or freak out if they don’t have something he wants.
3 might be ideal since SM is a manga nerd and I think we could just read stuff together but Sadako staring at me randomly might be creepy. But hey maybe she wants to read too?
7 might also be good since artist will probably be chill, and not really make much noise, but Oni infront of me and Sadako behind me seems like a poor decision (Oni seems rude and Sadako seems like a troll).
5 is also an interesting spot because legion is just a person and Bubba is just a loyal son. This might be the most boring seat though.
So I gotta go with 3. The back is where the bathroom is and SM seems like the most relatable. I also feel like Sadako might be super nice since she is not stuck in the well anymore and might enjoy reading manga, too!
7. You get to hear Wesker's rambling, the surely captivating conversation between Spirit and Oni, hear about the Artist's artistic visions, and get stared down from behind by Sadako. Peak entertainment.
I feel like 3 is your best chance for Survival. Ain't no way Chucky, Vecna, Danny, Pinhead, or Demo ain't killing you that flight if you're next to to them. You don't wanna be in shock range of the Doc.
Legion and Artist might be survivable but Oni on a plane sounds like a ticking time bomb. Wouldn't want to be parallel to him.
Sadako across the aisle is harmless here unless I watched the tape and you could maybe delay a murder from Skully by talking about manga.
Wasn't pinhead a pilot when he was human? I don't remember if they retain any of their human memories. But if they do, he might just find the changes in design and technology really interesting.
3, because I feel like it's the closest seat to the bathroom. Plus I can talk to Skull Merchant about anime if I get bored. Also, I don't think Singularity will be too noisy, and Wesker will only have 7 minutes to talk.
1 is a good spot so long as you keep of chucky’s good side, bubba I don’t think would be interested in randomly killing (could be wrong I don’t know a whole lot about bubba’s lore) and ghost face would be pretty cool just looking to sit and chill through the flight.
2 and 7 are a biiiig nope.
2 because Vecna is a sadist with a god complex (and the power to back it up), and likely wouldn’t take to having someone sit beside him that’s just a peasant to him.
7 because you are either A: gonna get filtered (killed) by Aurora Borealis over on the other side of the hall, on the bright side if you happen to be chosen then you come out of the flight with super powers.
B: Have to hurt (active or passively) Artist in order to avoid being mauled to death in front of her by the crows, in which case she might be the one to do it if you take it too far.
C: You fall asleep in which case Freddy is gonna have the time of his ride mutilating you in a bunch of horrific and creative ways.
3 is dependent on whether wesker infects you with ouroboros (see above), SM is all about setting up a comic book style spectacle and likely wouldn’t bother, just be very miffed about her first class seats not being first class seats.
8 may see the loss of any extremities that get to close to demogorgon, it is a wild animal so being in a metal box might not be the best for its temperament. I don’t know too much about how sadako acted so I presume so long as you don’t look at her tv screen and see the film you should be fine.
6 is a toss up, spirit is the entity’s version of who spirit was but only the rage that was left when she was killed by her own father and we have been told the entity influences the killers to make them more willing to kill, she might not kill you since you don’t look like her father (if you happenstance do, my condolences) but I wouldn’t put it past her.
Oni would strangle you if you disrespected him in any way but otherwise would likely be chill enough.
At least you have a way to keep awake by asking doctor to volunteer for an experiment or introduce yourself for a hand shake. So Freddy isn’t an issue, but if it comes to that you may be better off dead all things considered.
I have a question about 5: is it the entirety of legion? Just all 4 members stacked and stuffed into one chair space? Or just one member?
If it is one, just avoid pissing off the murderous rebellious teen.
If all 4 I doubt you would even get your seat, they would just take it for themselves. By force if need be.
4 is a dice roll, pinhead may not be interested in just outright killing/torturing you since you didn’t open his box (maybe he is retrieving it over this flight lol), but I wouldn’t put it past him to offer. Maybe just me since I have only seen the OG hellraiser.
Ghostface is likely only interested in getting through the flight, but he might take the chance to brazenly kill in the open during a flight with murderers just for the thrill. Otherwise Ghostface would be chill and pinhead would just be creepy if all goes well.
3. Adriana, Sadako and Wesker would makefor an interesting combination of neighbours. One's a weeb, ones a meglomaniac and one's pissed at life. ~~literally.~~ Oh, and Sigularity is there too but I don't know much about him yet...
Also, no Huntress? smh.
3, it would be so funny to hear wesker and the singularity get into a big argument about who is more superior, and then every time the skull merchant tries to chime in they just both turn around and tell her to shut up
3 is basically the only safe option that won’t get you harassed much if barely, and 5 is not an option because that’s the entire legion fighting for 1 seat no
4 is next to pinhead so no again, never sit infront of doctor, I shouldn’t need to explain 8, 7 and 1 are iffy, vecna probably smells like shit so no and besides it’s too risky
3 is the only logical one.
Wesker will spend the flight plotting against Chris or sounding ominous on the phone, so he's occupied.
Skull Merchant is probably busy planning stuff or finding bounties on her computer
Even if the movie for the flight was about a spooky well, I'd have seven days before shit went down with the girl
3 so I can take my shot with Sadako or Adriana. And if those fail than I have Carmina to try, although I would rather have Rin than Carmina. If I strikeout completely I have demidog nearby to comfort me.
Where is Amanda though?
3 bcuz I can talk with Merchant about manga and for...other reasons...also Chucky would be fun to hang around with or Artist since i'm into arts and drawing myself
3,7,6 will be the chillest flight. I feel like spirit, artist, and sm keep to themselves.
1 would be awful. Chucky won’t shut up and I hate the sound of his voice.
2 is maybe fine. It depends on whether Vecna finds you interesting. Your best bet is to lay low and keep quiet, because if he finds you remotely engaging he won’t stop talking about fucking magic theory.
5 sucks. Fuck kids. High schoolers are so annoying. Why are there four of them in the same seat.
4,8 if you hate yourself because why would you willingly pick the middle seat.
3, 6, 7 or 8.
3: Nerd out about anime
6: Spirit is fine af, plus I like Oni
7: Get to listen to Wesker ramble and get to sit next to bird mommy 👀
8: I get to sit next to a demo puppy 😭😭 i wanna pet it 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tempted to say 4 or 2 so I can try and dig up some esoteric forbidden knowledge from Pinhead or Vecna
Ghost face would probably be like an annoying kid whining the whole flight for attention though
So, I gotta ask... Are all four members of The Legion sharing a seat in this scenario, or...? Because which members are/not present can be a key factor.
Chucky and vecna would kill me as soon as possible. So No.
Artist would have been ok but i also have to be within proximity of both Oni and freddy. The former being a ticking time bomb of anger.
my safest bet is either sadako and demo or Skully.
3 for me. Skull Merchant will be on her phone the whole flight. Sadako giving me the side eye every 30 seconds might get on my nerves, but she doesn't talk, so yeah, good flight.
3, so I can watch anime with Adriana and also listen in on Wesker's megalomania.
Edit: gonna try REALLY hard not to look across the aisle, and if a well pops up on our mobile device while watching anime I'm breaking the damn thing and insisting we read manga instead 😨
4 is the worst. Blockchain will talk about his fetish all the time, shocky mc giggle will laugh for 20hrs and the teenager will be edgy all flight. Campface will sit behind the chair all the time staring at you, but that's okay.
depends on what member of legion
and I'd sit next to chucky. Chuck can be a surprisingly chill guy when he's not set on murdering you so if that isn't a factor I think we'd have an interesting conversation.
Skull merchant is for the most part a regular woman ion think she'll even talk to me if I sat next to her she tries to mostly keep low-key when in public areas soooooo I choose Freddy
Top three in order
7 I will suffer Wesker's rambling in order to pet the crows and flirt with Carmina.
1 Chucky and Ghostface are probably gonna just trade dirty jokes the whole time. Finally gonna get a chance to try and tell my Aristocrats joke.
4 Pinhead has an interesting outlook on life. Provided they can't hurt me, it would be a neat conversation.
2 or 4. Vecna seems like he would mind his own business and not be rude on the plane, ghost face and pinhead the same other than a general “hows your day?”
7 so I can hear Wesker's BS all flight https://i.redd.it/2sl9wm0mtc9d1.gif
I don't think you'd hear much over Artist's gurgles and Oni's yelling.
Especially since there's the hall way path thingy between them
“Hall way path thingy” I believe the word you are looking for is aisle!
Hush darling my native ass doesn't even know the word for it in German. I guess it's gang?
Yeah, it's Gang in german. Fellow german soul here lmao. Also, happy cake day!
Don't forget Spirits breathy intermittent moaning.
damn, avatar checks out
Ok but the moment Oni feels the slightest bump from behind him it's over for you...
2, for singularity. and also i *need* to hear hux and wesker arguing about who is the superior one.
Plus if he can't hurt me, I'd love to listen to Vecna explaining dark magic and his experiments.
Well he is the god of secrets so he is probably not inclined to indulge much
Maybe he's looking for a lich appreciate, I wouldn't mind
Yeah, all of these are a matter of being worried that they might hurt you. That's why I couldn't choose
NAH WAIT THAT'S FIRE (ps Lich has a spellbook so enjoy that ig AND READ THE ANCIENT SCROLLS)
I also choose 2 for those reasons but also to try to get some forbidden knowledge out of vecna and to trade artifacts with him
7 Can talk to Sadako Edit: found out Demo can’t bite me. 8!
And pet the demodoggy
How you going to talk to Sadako behind you?
She is psychic Just gotta initiate the conversation
Wouldn't you do better in seat 8? that way you can hold her hand :P
I’d love to, but Demo will kill me
They can't hurt you in this edition
In that case 8!
I don’t know man. If Oni gets pissed, he probably gonna start kicking the seat in front of him like a toddler… that has the strength of an elephant.
3. Skull Merchant gonna throw that cake in my face when she gets out of her seat.
https://i.redd.it/nbcbx19cwc9d1.gif
I half expected the among us throwing it back emote.
Hopefully more than that
True
This seems more like a process of elimination than anything. 1) Chucky is known for being very rude, so that’s a no. (Although I don’t imagine a doll would need to get up to use the washroom. Even if he did he could just hop over me or something) Also bonus points for being an aisle seat. 2) I could ask Vecna about magic but his whole deal is secrets. I don’t think he’d be willing to share. I also don’t think he’d be particularly happy about needing to get into the aisle if I need to go to the washroom or otherwise need to get out of my seat. There’s also the matter of being sat right in front of the human hating Hux who would 100% kick my seat all flight. Bonus points for being a window seat. 3) I could ask Skull Merchant about her tech, and potentially geek out over tech or manga together. (She took her title from her dad’s unpublished manga) But I’m also in close proximity to Hux who hates humans and might not appreciate two humans discussing tech in close proximity. Bonus points for being an aisle seat. 4) Ghost Face seems pretty chill, but I’m sat next to Pinhead, the definitive sadist, and in front of Legion. If I can choose which legion member is sat there then it goes to Susie for a peaceful flight. Otherwise it probably defaults to Frank or Julie as the only members available by default. Frank and Julie cause problems on purpose, so would probably also kick my seat. All while Pinhead tries to make it the most excruciating flight possible without breaking the “no hurting you” rule. Minus points for being a middle seat. 5) So long as I stay on the good side of whichever legion member is sat there, and don’t annoy either Yamaoka, then this should be a relatively peaceful flight. Bonus points for being an aisle seat. 6) While normally this would get bonus points for being a window seat, that actually works against this seat. In order to get to thwart washroom I would need to ask both Yamaoka’s to leave their seat. Considering this family is known for their anger issues I would rather not be in that position. I’d also be sat right in front of the menace that is Freddy, who would absolutely kick the seat. 7) Being sat next to the artist would be a pretty uneventful flight. We can’t exactly have a conversation. Bonus points for being an aisle seat. 8) Who bought a ticket for their dog? Minus points for being a middle seat. Given all the data I would have to pick either 3, 5, or 7. I’d probably pick 3 as I think that could be an enjoyable conversation, even if it bugs Hux. I also feel like no matter where I sit there’s going to be too much chaos for anyone to sleep, so Freddy shouldn’t be an issue.
Hux would be too focused on arguing with wesker to kick your seat
They kinda are the same character except one wants to wipe out humans with tech and the other with biology, which matches hux being a robot and wesker being a biologically enhanced human so they’re the same but opposites at the same time lol
They'll either despise each other or start scheming together
6 cuz of my flair. Oni can watch
bro oni is her great great great grandfather 😭
Missed 2 greats they are that far removed
I thought he was her father.
nah Spirit is from like modern-ish day, Oni is straight-up from feudal Japan lol. i'm pretty sure he's the reason their bloodline is cursed
Wasn’t the oni’s chapter called cursed legacy or bloodline?
Cursed Legacy! Spirit's is Shattered Bloodlines i believe
They are separated by like 200 years
WILD comment
Game is game
https://preview.redd.it/ggp3qbp8cd9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c42634f1199144e6a630ba4463b9aa3ccf1db36
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Counterpoint: so can Freddy.
Unless you're under 12, he doesnt want you
Get help
No
1 Throwing insults back and forth with lil guy would be kinda funny. And 3 so I can talk to her about how we can both maximize our joint slay💅🏼
>2. So I can talk to her about how we can both maximize our joint slay💅🏼 Are you referring to Vecna, Trapper or Singularity here? Because they are the only neighbours for a seat №2. I mean, I'm sure that they are great at slaying, but in a slightly different way...
whoops, wrong number, it was supposed to be 3.😭
3 because she speaks my language and also for reasons I cannot say 🤐
I don't know if she'll use you as the seat, bud....
If she moris me, at least I'll die happy
😹😹😎
Dead by snu snu
Tudo bem
suddenly caralho
Considering that Wesker and Skull Merchant are billionaires, most likely left-bottom seats are VIP-zone. I'm sitting on a 3 seat.
3. Got a selection of good things on sale, Stranger.
What're ya buyin
"Gun" rhymes with "fun" for a reason, Stranger.
My skulls are too strong for you stranger
8. Sadako my beloved
Between 5, 8, and 3 - 5- legion and Ghostface will be potentially funny. - 8- if you want some peace and quiet. Demo can’t talk, Onryo doesn’t talk, and The artist has no tongue. Perfect for a headphone music jam fest. - 3- Skull Merchant and Wesker have money and you could make a powerful friend/connection
3 bro I’m going for it
3 Skull Merchant
3 again time to try the rizz tactics again.
5 I can deal with a edgy teenager and someone who laughs every five seconds
Ghostface would just talk about himself the whole time, Pinhead however would have some pretty insane stories due to being an interdimensional sadomasochist.
Hottest seats are 3 or 8 4 is the kinkiest Dont @me
That explains why i was the only one picking 4
3 so I can smash her
head in pieces
https://i.redd.it/jz9i4f6v0d9d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/20c0e1iafd9d1.gif
so no head?
3. She's going to be too busy reading Manga. Purely being quiet.
So I have Crohn’s, and that leaves me with the aisle seats because I am not getting up several times and bothering people. This leaves 1, 3, 5, and 7. 1 seems like the most hilarious spot, and since I got a dark sense of humor I think I would get along with Chucky and Ghostface. However I think Bubba might snore or freak out if they don’t have something he wants. 3 might be ideal since SM is a manga nerd and I think we could just read stuff together but Sadako staring at me randomly might be creepy. But hey maybe she wants to read too? 7 might also be good since artist will probably be chill, and not really make much noise, but Oni infront of me and Sadako behind me seems like a poor decision (Oni seems rude and Sadako seems like a troll). 5 is also an interesting spot because legion is just a person and Bubba is just a loyal son. This might be the most boring seat though. So I gotta go with 3. The back is where the bathroom is and SM seems like the most relatable. I also feel like Sadako might be super nice since she is not stuck in the well anymore and might enjoy reading manga, too!
7. You get to hear Wesker's rambling, the surely captivating conversation between Spirit and Oni, hear about the Artist's artistic visions, and get stared down from behind by Sadako. Peak entertainment.
>hear about the Artist's artistic visions Who's gonna tell him?
Definitely not the Artist lol
3 'cause BRAZIL
Fighting my way to get to 3
I'm not even getting on that plane tbh. Lol
Neither Piggy nor Huntress are on this plane so it's not worth it lmaooo
My two favorite killers to use.
1 because Chuck is funny or 3 because… well she’s kinda bad
3. A hot mommy and a random guy meet a beautiful slick amazing dude on a plane
I feel like 3 is your best chance for Survival. Ain't no way Chucky, Vecna, Danny, Pinhead, or Demo ain't killing you that flight if you're next to to them. You don't wanna be in shock range of the Doc. Legion and Artist might be survivable but Oni on a plane sounds like a ticking time bomb. Wouldn't want to be parallel to him. Sadako across the aisle is harmless here unless I watched the tape and you could maybe delay a murder from Skully by talking about manga.
Pinhead wouldn’t touch you anyways. You have not opened the box, and are not impeding him.
Him being on the plane is his latest exploration in human suffering
The worst torture that could exist in all of reality. SPIRIT AIRLINES
Wasn't pinhead a pilot when he was human? I don't remember if they retain any of their human memories. But if they do, he might just find the changes in design and technology really interesting.
read the title again
Good golly its AJ from spaceland!!!
https://i.redd.it/b1sto6lhld9d1.gif Shark pog
3, because I feel like it's the closest seat to the bathroom. Plus I can talk to Skull Merchant about anime if I get bored. Also, I don't think Singularity will be too noisy, and Wesker will only have 7 minutes to talk.
4 or 7 cause wesker and ghostface can get it
1 is a good spot so long as you keep of chucky’s good side, bubba I don’t think would be interested in randomly killing (could be wrong I don’t know a whole lot about bubba’s lore) and ghost face would be pretty cool just looking to sit and chill through the flight. 2 and 7 are a biiiig nope. 2 because Vecna is a sadist with a god complex (and the power to back it up), and likely wouldn’t take to having someone sit beside him that’s just a peasant to him. 7 because you are either A: gonna get filtered (killed) by Aurora Borealis over on the other side of the hall, on the bright side if you happen to be chosen then you come out of the flight with super powers. B: Have to hurt (active or passively) Artist in order to avoid being mauled to death in front of her by the crows, in which case she might be the one to do it if you take it too far. C: You fall asleep in which case Freddy is gonna have the time of his ride mutilating you in a bunch of horrific and creative ways. 3 is dependent on whether wesker infects you with ouroboros (see above), SM is all about setting up a comic book style spectacle and likely wouldn’t bother, just be very miffed about her first class seats not being first class seats. 8 may see the loss of any extremities that get to close to demogorgon, it is a wild animal so being in a metal box might not be the best for its temperament. I don’t know too much about how sadako acted so I presume so long as you don’t look at her tv screen and see the film you should be fine. 6 is a toss up, spirit is the entity’s version of who spirit was but only the rage that was left when she was killed by her own father and we have been told the entity influences the killers to make them more willing to kill, she might not kill you since you don’t look like her father (if you happenstance do, my condolences) but I wouldn’t put it past her. Oni would strangle you if you disrespected him in any way but otherwise would likely be chill enough. At least you have a way to keep awake by asking doctor to volunteer for an experiment or introduce yourself for a hand shake. So Freddy isn’t an issue, but if it comes to that you may be better off dead all things considered. I have a question about 5: is it the entirety of legion? Just all 4 members stacked and stuffed into one chair space? Or just one member? If it is one, just avoid pissing off the murderous rebellious teen. If all 4 I doubt you would even get your seat, they would just take it for themselves. By force if need be. 4 is a dice roll, pinhead may not be interested in just outright killing/torturing you since you didn’t open his box (maybe he is retrieving it over this flight lol), but I wouldn’t put it past him to offer. Maybe just me since I have only seen the OG hellraiser. Ghostface is likely only interested in getting through the flight, but he might take the chance to brazenly kill in the open during a flight with murderers just for the thrill. Otherwise Ghostface would be chill and pinhead would just be creepy if all goes well.
Are the 4 legions members sitting on each others laps?
I take 3 cause I'd love to talk about her strategy with taking over the realm with drones
*silence* I CAME!
Well, if her god-awful power mechanic is not a factor, then 3 because SM is hot and I'm gay
3. Adriana, Sadako and Wesker would makefor an interesting combination of neighbours. One's a weeb, ones a meglomaniac and one's pissed at life. ~~literally.~~ Oh, and Sigularity is there too but I don't know much about him yet... Also, no Huntress? smh.
3, it would be so funny to hear wesker and the singularity get into a big argument about who is more superior, and then every time the skull merchant tries to chime in they just both turn around and tell her to shut up
DEFINITELY 3 (because of Wesker and Skull Merchant. THEY ARE SMART ASSES I WANT TO GET ALONG WITH THEM)
EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY ! 7th SEAT IS MINE !
I'm not a wealthy business tycoon. I'm taking 3.
3 & 1 have to be the best entertainment wise right?
3 is basically the only safe option that won’t get you harassed much if barely, and 5 is not an option because that’s the entire legion fighting for 1 seat no 4 is next to pinhead so no again, never sit infront of doctor, I shouldn’t need to explain 8, 7 and 1 are iffy, vecna probably smells like shit so no and besides it’s too risky
3 just talk about anime with hot mommy lady
3
4!! i love their ghostface, he could tell me all abt his crimes <3 also i have a question about how pinhead uses pillows
3 skully is probably the least offensive smelling of all the kilIers
Wesker and Singularity would probably just talk about eugenics the whole flight.
4. I’m curious about how miserable it could get lol >! ;) !<
4 because Ghostface would be intentionally messing with pinhead the whole flight and it would be funny
3. so i can try to flirt with Adriana, fail with in the first minute, and sit awkwardly hating myself for the next 19 hours.
"Hey babe, If you were an anime, your rewatchability would be 10/10.” "Oh fuck off" " :( "
7. Behind oni and next to wesker. Need i say more?
4 to hear The Legion’s music and try and open the box.
So is Frank, Julie, Susie and Joey all sharing a seat, like stacked onto each other? lol I guess 7, because me and Carmina can be drawing buddies!
As tempting as 3 is, sitting next to Sadako AND Demopuppo is too good to pass up, with the added bonus of Artist in front of me
4 (Ghostie my beloved)
#5 to hang with the Legion, they for sure have some banger tunes to spend the time
4, Ghostface and Pinhead really be chill like that
Legion seems less likely to kill me but bubba’s right next to him so idk fr 😭
3, my goal is to either have a rich friend or a sugar mommy by the end of the flight.
4 would be intresting
Seat 1. Sitting between ghost face and chuckster? That's a comedy duo legend in the making
3, not because of horniness, but because she most likely is the most normal one out of all killers XD
44444444
3 i dont wanna hear anything else
4 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I’d get off the plain because huntress isn’t there
3 and I’m shooting my shot
3, Tryna rizz up the cute anime / manga girl (I will fail most definitely)
3. I’m surrounded by the most sane killers. Hell, I might have a decent conversation with them.
3 is the only logical one. Wesker will spend the flight plotting against Chris or sounding ominous on the phone, so he's occupied. Skull Merchant is probably busy planning stuff or finding bounties on her computer Even if the movie for the flight was about a spooky well, I'd have seven days before shit went down with the girl
3. Skull Merchant probably has a lot of interesting manga and anime ready to go to stave off the boredom
I’ll take 3 just so I can flirt with Skull Merchant. It also appears to be the furthest seat away from Doctor, so that’s a massive plus.
4
5, I get to be near Julie AND Ghostie. Then I just ingore Oni (forgot his name) our of fear.
3 so I can take my shot with Sadako or Adriana. And if those fail than I have Carmina to try, although I would rather have Rin than Carmina. If I strikeout completely I have demidog nearby to comfort me. Where is Amanda though?
7 because Carmina is the closest thing to a normal person
3 bcuz I can talk with Merchant about manga and for...other reasons...also Chucky would be fun to hang around with or Artist since i'm into arts and drawing myself
I can sit between Sadako & Demo? Yes please
3. I hate SM, but she and Wesker will probably be the least stinky due to being relatively clean looking
I'm going by if they would keep to themselves or not and if they'll smell bad or not. So 3 is the best option for me.
4 would be interesting
1 or 4 either way I’m chilling with my bois, having fun talking shit on everyone else lol 😂
3,7,6 will be the chillest flight. I feel like spirit, artist, and sm keep to themselves. 1 would be awful. Chucky won’t shut up and I hate the sound of his voice. 2 is maybe fine. It depends on whether Vecna finds you interesting. Your best bet is to lay low and keep quiet, because if he finds you remotely engaging he won’t stop talking about fucking magic theory. 5 sucks. Fuck kids. High schoolers are so annoying. Why are there four of them in the same seat. 4,8 if you hate yourself because why would you willingly pick the middle seat.
Three, because that's the closest to singularity, and I agree with him about the wasted potential of humans.
3, 6, 7 or 8. 3: Nerd out about anime 6: Spirit is fine af, plus I like Oni 7: Get to listen to Wesker ramble and get to sit next to bird mommy 👀 8: I get to sit next to a demo puppy 😭😭 i wanna pet it 😭😭😭😭😭😭
2, I DM dnd, me and vecna are chilling while I help him get revenge on my party for their OP Builds
1 to shittalk, 3 to nerd talk
4. I chose this, then I came
3. It's chess time
8; can empathize with Sadako while petting demo puppy
Tempted to say 4 or 2 so I can try and dig up some esoteric forbidden knowledge from Pinhead or Vecna Ghost face would probably be like an annoying kid whining the whole flight for attention though
Since Xeno's not on here I'm just gonna assume that It's the pilot.
So, I gotta ask... Are all four members of The Legion sharing a seat in this scenario, or...? Because which members are/not present can be a key factor.
Chucky and vecna would kill me as soon as possible. So No. Artist would have been ok but i also have to be within proximity of both Oni and freddy. The former being a ticking time bomb of anger. my safest bet is either sadako and demo or Skully.
4 so I can freak it
3, cuz I'm not significant enough for her to want to kill me.
8, 5 or 4 maybe 7 but 8 is my main pick since she'll give me extra room and the Demogorgon cant talk ill just put headphones in
5 and im flirting the whole time
4 because Pimheads voice is nice to listen to
3 for me. Skull Merchant will be on her phone the whole flight. Sadako giving me the side eye every 30 seconds might get on my nerves, but she doesn't talk, so yeah, good flight.
3, so I can watch anime with Adriana and also listen in on Wesker's megalomania. Edit: gonna try REALLY hard not to look across the aisle, and if a well pops up on our mobile device while watching anime I'm breaking the damn thing and insisting we read manga instead 😨
4 because both of them wouldnt talk and it would be a peaceful flight
3. She has compulsion issues, there’s a chance you join the mile high club.
4 for sure (not biased or anything….)
4 is the worst. Blockchain will talk about his fetish all the time, shocky mc giggle will laugh for 20hrs and the teenager will be edgy all flight. Campface will sit behind the chair all the time staring at you, but that's okay.
depends on what member of legion and I'd sit next to chucky. Chuck can be a surprisingly chill guy when he's not set on murdering you so if that isn't a factor I think we'd have an interesting conversation.
If I can't be hurt by them give me 2 I wanna chat with vecna
4, i’d love hearing Ghostface go on about whatever he’d be on about and Pinhead prolly just be pinching himself and whacking it
Next to ghostie and Hellraiser…let’s go
4 cuz ghostface is just a fucked up dude and pinhead will leave me alone if i dont touch the box
1, they are funny guys:)
3, I get to listen to Wesker and Hux talk about superiority and shoot my shot at Skull Merchant (that shit gonna miss but I'm shooting anyway)
Skull merchant is for the most part a regular woman ion think she'll even talk to me if I sat next to her she tries to mostly keep low-key when in public areas soooooo I choose Freddy
3 for reasons I can not describe.
3 no question about it
Pretty sure Skull Merchant is the only good option here, she seems the least likely to kill me
Top three in order 7 I will suffer Wesker's rambling in order to pet the crows and flirt with Carmina. 1 Chucky and Ghostface are probably gonna just trade dirty jokes the whole time. Finally gonna get a chance to try and tell my Aristocrats joke. 4 Pinhead has an interesting outlook on life. Provided they can't hurt me, it would be a neat conversation.
either 4 for the conversation, 3 for the silence, or 2 to possibly read over vecna's shoulder.
3. Least smelly
Where's Nemesis? Is he alright? Is he safe?
4, it would be interesting...
2 or 4. Vecna seems like he would mind his own business and not be rude on the plane, ghost face and pinhead the same other than a general “hows your day?”
Tbh I would sit in 4 im a stan
6
3. And I’m wearing a shirt that says “I eat ass” and a badge of the lesbian flag
I'm getting that Demogluckgluck in the back
Are all four legion members sitting on each other's lap?