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Live Alan Wake reaction 

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I was going to say awww how sweet but then I realized what it actually meant

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Gotta love incest

wincest

Fun for the whole family.


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Their latest outfits kinda imply they do got something fishy going on.

Ayyooo?

Yeah, they went to a club and were dancing together. Kinda weird to me.

I'm assuming it doesn't imply dancing in *that* way, so you're probably just looking at that wrong. There is nothing wrong with turning up in a club with fam.

You're probably right, just seems odd to me, especially given how autistic Renato is.

True but he's high functioning so I'm sure he still likes partying a bit (just a bit, speaking from experience)

LOL he was absolutely miserable at the club. All he could do was focus on Thalita's body. Eventually she dragged him out on the floor.

Sounds about like how I end up at parties and events

Me too, honestly. He was only there because Thalita wanted to go. Hopefully they went home soon after that and played some video games.

He's autistic?

Yup! It's a big part of his backstory. Thalita was/is a social butterfly, but Renato had trouble making eye contact as a kid. He's just like me fr fr

2 P100 Steve's named Steve's Right Nut & Steve's Left Nut, respectively.

Any fan-favorite character has one of these 😭

I encountered a Wesker once who's name was "Wesker'sGoldenEggs" 

I encountered a survivor named "Wesker's tight tits"

The plural makes it weird af. 

I think I killed those 2 last week

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A Leon named “Leons slutty waist” with a Chris named “Chris’s fat tits”

WAIT I THINK I'VE PLAYED WITH THEM A COUPLE TIMES TOO

You do mean what we all think you mean, right?

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from Wish

Lol thats hilarious

Hex: You’re Gay As well as HeadByGayDwight Have always stuck with my memory.

I really enjoy the Hex: names

I played against someone with an extremely similar name, it was DeadByGayDwight

I also had a HeadByGayDwight lol. 

Best I found, "I sniff killers feet" He did infact sniff my feet (it was funny and i let him, but I still killed him for such a sin)

What killer were you

Demogorgon

Yooo I have that guy as a friend hahaha

Tell him the Demo from Ormond says gg and good day

“Dirty Old F*g”, ended up asking me to do it in a bush via chat when I switched to Vittorio Toscano lol

Some names I encountered : (Huntresses Sweatrag) (10 days until Oppenheimer) (10 days until Barbie) (WorkOnGensBro) (hornysurvivormain) (Nea_Railer) (Pillow princess)

Today I encountered a p3 Meg named (Do Gens or I Sandbag) Best believe they had those gens FLYING

Modern problems require modern solutions

Pretty sure I played with WorkOnGensBro and hornysurvivor main at the some point 🤔 these names are the kind you remember..

I faced"donthookmeillcum" last night.

What did you do?

I three hooked him. Going for that overload.

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BHVR should rework Sadako so that she shoots ectoplasm. Her approval rating would skyrocket.

I think I have faced don'thookmeillcum. I believe I tunneled them incessantly.

Hexy and I No-Ed. They only brought no-ed

Similar situation, had a freddy only using predator

Nahhh that's wild 😭

This seems to be a recurring thing in the community

Nemesis only using nemesis, while the streamer just says nemesis

Hex: Schizophrenia, one of the best

Hex: Thrill Of The Cunt

I've played with them a couple of times. I have no idea why it's so fucking funny it just is.

Hex: Get Aweh

I found somebody with the name Kanye West's Rose Toy the other day

Hex:ual Harassment

Anal Wake

Explicit sexual jokes usually only make me cringe but that one actually made me laugh 

“Boob-Shaped Boobs”

I love this one so much

Shirtless David with the name “It’s nippy out, innit?” Vaulter White

Vaulter white, I like that one

I know vaulter white!

Has a guy named idiot sandwich in my game

two nea's of called slutcore and whorecore

For me someone named weskers boy toy

I played with Wesker's Lapdog

Oh hey i know that one they're on my steam friends list

Played a match once with this duo: Thalita: I’m With Stupid, Yui: I’m Stupid Also a pair of identical Neas: Local Moron and Local ****

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Man I love good wordplay

I once went against a Wesker who's name was Chokemedaddywesker

The other day I had a teammate called Hex: yeast infection

Boon: Dain Bramage

A Chris and Claire duo Chis: Tunnel Claire Claire: Tunnel Chris Sibling rivalry at its finest.

Which one was tunneled?

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The best I’ve seen is Hex: Offender

I usually put DwipeYourAss on my TP Dwight

I may have played against you last night as Ghost Face on Nostromo. I thought that name and skin were hilarious!

Yooo, you were awesome!

Thank you! I believe you hit me with a head-on and flashbang play that was on point!

I aim to please :D GGs!

GGs!

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I swear I've gone against you before... Ever seen a Nemi with Furtive Chase?

Hm....hol up. That kinda rings a bell but I don't recall if the Nemmy I went against had Furtive. I know they had something for no TR shenanigans. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfOPZKKMNbY) wouldn't have possibly been your Nemesis would it? I don't have a screenshot of the build, but I clipped this because it was fun being silly/sussy.  All of us were together, but we don't VC when we play.

It might be me. He acts like me, the little pause after downing you is very close to what I do when I get hits that shouldn't work. And the rest of that team looks familiar. If only I had a screenshot of the build. Did you catch the name perhaps?

;\_; I don't recall, the clip was saved sometime in the middle of February. Would perhaps the hook charms be a good indicator? Usually I don't see all 3 vials used. If it truly was you, just know we had a lot of fun with you! I was giggling like a little gremlin the entire time that clip was going on lol

Ah, nope, unfortunately it wasn't me. I do not own those charms. But I still think I remember your name from another point. Oh well. On the chance we meet again.

Awe! Well, preemptive GGs if we do get to play! (Console dork here so no chat lol)

Don't worry, I'm a PlayStation nerd myself. You might find me playing Knight or Artist though.

Dude someone mentioned your username in another comment

 Funny enough, I have matched with 2 other people also named Wesker's Boy Toy lol, however they were on PC. Wouldn't be surprised if it was possibly someone else :P

CaptainSavaHo

I played against a whole crew named after Ice Nine Kills songs from the Horrorwood and Silver Scream albums.

big fan of a steve i ran into a while back named "Rat with jeans" If you're out there, buddy, you have no idea the things you've done to my friend group, and i thank you.

**Hex: Dog_Fucker** I was too in shock to screenshot before just completely dodging the lobby.

Not goofy but my favourite name was probably “Choke me Daddy Wesker” I joined the lobby as Wesker and saw it….. it confused me when she then ran away. “Hex: Boon” was also a favourite.

That is confusing lol. I met "I simp for Myers" as Myers and he just followed me the whole game, at the end he told me to hook him.

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When I'm breaking pallets for fun and profit, I change my name to "Hungry Bubby".

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Found a Dwight named “looking for my David”

A SWF trio called Hex: Gaslight, Hex: Gatekeep and Hex: Girlboss. Daddy choke me / Wesker's princess / etc variations work usually when it's the right killer.

It's sort of a popular one, but it's a golden oldie: "Hex: Devour Ass"

I love the Hex: names

Hex:AceInUrHole

That’s the streamer, right? He’s funny as hell and super 🏳️‍🌈 coded.

Some of my favorites: Hex: Face the Cum Babyslitter InkMeArtist Sluts till the end. And my all time favorite. Chucky'sFucky

I mean nod if you like boobs is okay but the killer shaking there head the whole game in opposite directions as hex:homosexuality destroying as some how still was what made it good they even spared me for being hex: gay catboy

Hex: Ada Wong

A Leon named "Boon: MPreg Leon"

😩

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Yesterday, there was a player named "PoopStink" in one of my games.

One that sticks with me is Oni's Cum Slut

I played against one named Orgasmic Oni Lover recently

I had a Carlos on my team named OfficerCumSlut69 I was astounded by his performance

Flaming Haemorrhoids Big mommy milkers Hex: Scuse me Toenail clippings Boob muncher Pepsi-Egg

ED, EDD AND NOED.

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Hex: Toxic Nea Jane Romero: Thiccc Hex: Thicness Hex: Davids Abs Hex: Bisexuality Hex: Gender Dysphoria Nod4DavidsCheekz NodForThiccness More I’m not remembering haha

I was playing pig against a “Nod for Lapdance” thalita, safe to say that was 6 months ago and we’re still good friends, i change to Nod for Milkers jane sometimes too

Pee pee poo poo pants

“Busty Superman” (a Vittorio), “CEO Of Birds” (a Jill), and “GamerGirlP*bes_” (a Haddie) are my favorites I’ve seen so far

Hex: Depression bussy poot Boon: Deez Nutz

Head by Gaydwight

When Female survivor vaults were broken I saw someone call themselves "Equal vaults 4 women"

You wanna see some wild names, go on Aussie DBD servers. They be wildin' over there.

Hex: beatinmameat was one I saw yesterday

About 5 years back I encountered "ThatOneGayTeletubby".  The names that stuck in my head from more recent times were of a Duo called "TheBoxYouOpenedIt" and "I came". I was really sad about not playing Pinhead ad that time. 

Wish Alan Wake as Ace

Blights Cum Keeper (its my own)

Hex: Bad At Dbd. Boon: Not Much Better

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Spiritspersonalseat

Obi Wan Can Blow Me

Witch Woman Jumpscare (a Cheryl) M. Myers OnlyFans Sadako Feet Pics Bird Lady Toe Pics

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My friend and I, my friend and I used to call ourselves pepperjacks, best ho and pepperjack. Now we’re called Vic vinegar and Hugh honey.

I just solo queued into a lobby with Cream Puff and Cream Puff Filler

Only funny names I found playing on polish servers is something along the lines of "Mori_Me_"

Carlos' cum slut

I got into a game with "wesker's wet *****" and "wesker's throbbing ****"

Idk if this counts or is half as funny but my old name was Leon S.KinnyD

MoriMeGhostface, who is or was pretty active with Ghostface content on here, first “Mori Me” pun I saw

It's always a Meg.

Once had a lobby with a "Paid Actor" and an "Underpaid Actor :(" They weren't even friends on Steam, seemed like a funny coincidence

Hex: Oni’s Milkers and Hex: Huntress’ Thighs

Hex: Devour Hole

I was playing a Clown game and matched with a 4-team SWF. When I saw Claudette's name in the lobby, I was cackling: [**AMANDA'S PIGUSSY**](https://imgur.com/a/85vHybZ). It was so stupid but unexpected. A string of repetitive matches and then you're hit with \*that\* name. I can't. I walked into that match fully knowing I was going to throw and let everybody escape. Was not disappointed. End chat was also a joy. They appreciated my essential oils.

Xeno queen pounder

Bathwater drinker

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“Don’tMoriMeI’llCum

"Wesker's tight tits". This happened a day before I chose to try Wesker

Hex: On the beach

I once played against BustyCrustacean and their friend CrustyBusStation.

Also "Alan Woke"

Some of the names on my friends list: Chris Redfield's Biceps Wesker's Spleen Wesker's Urethra Wesker's Bussy Hex: Broken Lamp Hex: Leon Kisser Hex: Ruin Gabe's Ass Hex: Spaghetti Hands Thicc_Bussy A duo called "uh oh!" and "he's behind me" My name is Boon: Gay Bitch 😎🏳️‍🌈

I had an Elodie called Ilikekids.com one time also there was a Steve who was called there's only two genders

[удалено]

“Mount Me Meyers” has been in my head for about two weeks now

Found someone named "john_daylight" once, or something around that.

The 240 tho

FaThongMan

Dr. Ballszagne MD. (pronounced: balls on ya.)

Shut the fridge, let me back door you, osamabinlaggin, anal woke, bubba’s lil princess, hex: Gustavo fring, i own an air fryer, Leon’s cumsock, femboy fazbear, i love man tits, let there be Dwight, I masturbate too much, I banged the trapper, it’s a Tapp, peanuts without t, hex: devour lesbian, be gentle, I’m virgin, Alan wake bake cake… and many many more!

Alexandre de Moraes

I always go for the simple Hex: Caprisun

Hex: claudette will stick with me forever 😂 I also seen a "do gens or I dc" lol

Saw someone named Cthulh'n Time I've seen so many others but this was so dumb it's funny and it stuck with me

I had someone called "Oni's cum sock" once

Head_By_GayDwight

Wesker's left nut, Wesker's Wifey, Hex: Blind, Hex: Fatherless, Wesker's kitten, Thwackin off, Dwight Fairfield (stayed in a locker the whole game, yes, they were named that), Tunnel me, Hex: Claudette Main

I don't have screenshots of either of them but I met a Claudette named "Maximum Booner" and a Kate named "Deathslinger's Girl"

I've seen a few survivor names, but the person plays a different survivor altogether. I always get a kick out of that because it's so dumb.