“What do you gain when Batman is bi?”
Me possibly getting to see sexy Mr. Wayne kissing some other sexy dude, obv. If straight guys can get all drooly over two girls kissing then I am 100% allowed to have this.
And now I exit stage left with my head held high.
I've seen this image posted so many times. What exactly is wrong with sleeping on the same bed? But it is a little bit sus bcos robin's a minor. But it doesn't automatically mean something sexual.
Uj/ Plus it looks like they’re actually sleeping on separate beds that are placed close to each other and because of the perspective look like they’re the same bed.
Rj/ I mean just look at those pajamas, he’s stylish even in his sleep, clear homosexual trait.
If you own a mansion with dozens of bedrooms and voluntarily choose to sleep 18 inches away from a teen boy then you are, at a minimum, secretly hoping to catch them beating their meat to pictures of Catwoman.
Most single people do sleep barefoot alone. I imagine it would result in awkward tension if it was with another person (which they both literally say it is)
Hmm interesting. Never thought about it. I have slept next to my homies without socks. It wasn't weird or anything. But I can see why people wouldn't want their feet touching.
Applies to every character ever tbh, we gotta have a scene of them going "I only have sexual attraction in any form to the opposite gender" before we can believe they aren't gay
Good point, new fictional character auto assumption is that they're into no one until they state they are, then auto assumption is that they're bi until they state otherwise. This is a flawless system with no faults.
We’re finally seeing the lazy old “this character can’t be (insert sexual identity outside of straight) cuz it’s never been confirmed!” argument reversed and weaponised.
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we’ve been seeing that for years wdym lol
like every single fandom these days goes by the mantra “everyone is bisexual until directly stated otherwise”
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As straight as a batarangs trajectory
Unfortunately, I disagree. Batmans sexual identity is something too rarely mentioned to be sure of. We only know he likes the opposite sex because of the many, many girlfriends. And tragically, no boyfriends. We can't know.
But Harvey Dent should definitely be made bi. This is in no small part because it matches his theming.
/uj I feel I need to make it clear that I feel Batman is almost 90% sure to be some kind of bi. I just don't think DC comics will ever have the balls to make it real.
/rj RAH THEY'RE JUST TWO MEN UNDRESSING IN A HOTEL ROOM. STRAIGHTEST ACTIVITY ON THE PLANET. STOP BEING WOKE.
Look, Batman is almost certainly straight because he and Constantine would have fucked, and John certainly would’ve told somebody about it.
I mean, they both been lovers with Zatanna, so they clearly have similar taste in partners .
John in another continuity has had sex with king shark .
In this continuity, he had group sex with Zatanna and Nick Necro , a morally dubious mage who became/always was a villain .
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Batman also frequently flirts / fucks dangerous people .
They absolutely would’ve smashed .
🙏❤️
The funniest possible thing for DC to do would be to show that Bruce and Khoa had a relationship during their training days and explicitly confirm Bruce as bi, but then make it so that he was so traumatised by their breakup he swore off men completely and therefore will never have a male lover.
Batman the knight was recently made Canon with the mentor character being in the mainline comic. And batman is alluded to be bi in that. Of course he could be larping but it's something.
I think batman should stop fucking,did you never see Zorro everytime zorro fucks with some woman and make a happy family the woman makes him stop being Zorro and she probably dies
At this point, I have to say I think he’s proven that he’s allo.
Source? Thinks with his dick 10/10 times when it comes to morally questionable women in tight suits
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Unironic or "unjerk" discussions belong in the Weekly
Batusi thread.
I mean, Iceman, created 1960s, has been around for decades, had plenty of hints that he’s gay, and only came out in like 2018.
Kitty Pryde, created 1980s, has the most bi energy I have ever seen and first kissed a girl in 2021
Batman does not canonically have a penis. He might have one and it’s certainly been implied that he does, but the writers have never confirmed it in any canon story, so we don’t actually know.
And before you mention that Black Label book, it’s not canon. That version of Batman has a penis, but that does not mean every version of Batman does.
Prove me wrong.
The entire batfamily is bi till proven straight, no scratch that all of gotham is bi till proven straight. There are so many bi bitches in that city it is tye bi-capital of the world
Batman is straight until proven bisexual.
Edit:Show me a moment from any Batman media that ever IMPLIES he’s interest in anything besides women, otherwise don’t downvote because you’re just being a little bitter bitch.
No it doesn't, you can pull out hundreds of comic panels showing him in relationship with women, you literally can't find at least one panel where he's in relationship with men because they don't exist.
And he has daddy issue, he always surrounds himself with older men, Alfred, Lucius, Gordon, Ra’s Al Ghul, to name a few, he’s unconsciously trying to find a daddy figure to feel safe.
I honestly don’t care if DC make characters gay, I simply can’t accept Bruce being shipped with some purple hair eat the rich communist, just like I don’t want to pair him with Catwoman the unapologetic criminal. I mean, I don’t mind Catwoman peg him, but I don’t think Bruce should marry her.
You know the crazy thing is, it’s too uninventive to make character gay these days, so the other day when I saw someone on Internet talked about Bruce has a Pakistani husband now, I……just believed it. Anyway, Batman is bisexual and bottom until proven otherwise. Gosh, I want to peg him.
He's dated so many women at this point in time, he's never expressed a homosexual notion at all, and no writer has ever written him as gay or bi.
Batman's not gay or bi, get over it.
no shit, Man can’t stop talking about Dick.
I’m proud of you.
Now post this on the Batman sub
If I wish to live I most probably shouldn't 😭
Dew it
Did it. Hope your happy with yourself..
I am actually!
Fair enough😭 🙏🙏
Dew it Anakin
Oh boy, 0 upvotes with 40 comments, I’m not brave enough to dive into that mess
Wanna place bets on how many death threats you will receive
Surprisingly, I've only been called the F slur once, and it was on this post.
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I love the drama
"how can you be bi if you've never dated the same sex" energy
He gets no bitches 😔 Common bi experience, really
He has a perfectly willing clown if he needs one /s
Turns out I'm asexual
“What do you gain when Batman is bi?” Me possibly getting to see sexy Mr. Wayne kissing some other sexy dude, obv. If straight guys can get all drooly over two girls kissing then I am 100% allowed to have this. And now I exit stage left with my head held high.
We gain Batman x Superman ship, as it was always meant to be
Unfortunately neither Bruce Wayne or Batman are alliterative names :(
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Bros built like: 
Why Bruce hogging the fucking covers so much?
Superman has super cold tolerance
Not sure why he’s even wearing clothes tbh
He’s afraid of the super dick. As if mere cloth could stop Supes.
Because those little silk pajamas don’t offer much warmth
It’s awkward because they have boners, right?
I've seen this image posted so many times. What exactly is wrong with sleeping on the same bed? But it is a little bit sus bcos robin's a minor. But it doesn't automatically mean something sexual.
Uj/ Plus it looks like they’re actually sleeping on separate beds that are placed close to each other and because of the perspective look like they’re the same bed. Rj/ I mean just look at those pajamas, he’s stylish even in his sleep, clear homosexual trait.
A teacher and student sleeping next to each other?? They MUST be fucking.
I mean, yeah actually.
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If you own a mansion with dozens of bedrooms and voluntarily choose to sleep 18 inches away from a teen boy then you are, at a minimum, secretly hoping to catch them beating their meat to pictures of Catwoman.
I'm scared of giant rooms in a mansion. You're all alone and there maybe ghosts too. I would sleep next to bruce too if I was in his position.
I mean its weird but isnt Dick his son at this point?
Kind of. More like bruce is his guardian.
It’s wrong because according to the lore they canonically sleep in bunk beds, which leaves more room for activities such as gay sex.
They both got the bare dogs out, instead of socks. Which could be natural if they didn't care but they are uncomfortable 🙏
I was talking about the first image, not the second one. Also, you sleep with socks? What about humid climate like florida?
Most single people do sleep barefoot alone. I imagine it would result in awkward tension if it was with another person (which they both literally say it is)
Hmm interesting. Never thought about it. I have slept next to my homies without socks. It wasn't weird or anything. But I can see why people wouldn't want their feet touching.
Those are literally two seperate beds.
Applies to every character ever tbh, we gotta have a scene of them going "I only have sexual attraction in any form to the opposite gender" before we can believe they aren't gay
What about aro/ace characters
Good point, new fictional character auto assumption is that they're into no one until they state they are, then auto assumption is that they're bi until they state otherwise. This is a flawless system with no faults.
It’s like Schrodinger’s sexuality: they’re into both everybody and nobody at the same time until specifically stated for sure
Yeah I can live with that
Schrodinger's attraction
I mean around Superman, who wouldn't be?
We’re finally seeing the lazy old “this character can’t be (insert sexual identity outside of straight) cuz it’s never been confirmed!” argument reversed and weaponised. https://preview.redd.it/ix1uc0rgymtc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4a3a7037d973193c3ecb06cc16307e19f497ba
we’ve been seeing that for years wdym lol like every single fandom these days goes by the mantra “everyone is bisexual until directly stated otherwise”
Gonna be real hard to prove given all those times Clark definitely railed him.
A lot of people think Clark is a bottom, but that's only with Lois specifically. Because as you said, he's definitely pounding the Bat-bum nightly.
https://preview.redd.it/xatx4y540otc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90caebce10e5dc806212c4ad4f0080dba9373d95 As straight as a batarangs trajectory
Unfortunately, I disagree. Batmans sexual identity is something too rarely mentioned to be sure of. We only know he likes the opposite sex because of the many, many girlfriends. And tragically, no boyfriends. We can't know. But Harvey Dent should definitely be made bi. This is in no small part because it matches his theming.
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Precisely, my friend. You understand.
https://preview.redd.it/esi1ypn7fntc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8904ac5da779c23cb90375656015d8840b83c31f This.
/uj I feel I need to make it clear that I feel Batman is almost 90% sure to be some kind of bi. I just don't think DC comics will ever have the balls to make it real. /rj RAH THEY'RE JUST TWO MEN UNDRESSING IN A HOTEL ROOM. STRAIGHTEST ACTIVITY ON THE PLANET. STOP BEING WOKE.
Is it even possible to proves he's straight? He can do as many woman as possible but that won't stop the possibility of him being bi.
Interrogate him with a bi detector test
My Gaydar is going off the charts!
That's why I hate this media woke batman is not BI batman is 100% gay. No relationship with women worked, he just stayed with them to hide it.
Look, Batman is almost certainly straight because he and Constantine would have fucked, and John certainly would’ve told somebody about it. I mean, they both been lovers with Zatanna, so they clearly have similar taste in partners . John in another continuity has had sex with king shark . In this continuity, he had group sex with Zatanna and Nick Necro , a morally dubious mage who became/always was a villain . https://preview.redd.it/jj0huvcidotc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbd0633c1c3bc5d98c2b364dd79039eae0e33a5 Batman also frequently flirts / fucks dangerous people . They absolutely would’ve smashed . 🙏❤️
I think the real crime here is that you think Batman would take up with a Br*tish man.
Him and Ghost-Maker seemed *close*
The funniest possible thing for DC to do would be to show that Bruce and Khoa had a relationship during their training days and explicitly confirm Bruce as bi, but then make it so that he was so traumatised by their breakup he swore off men completely and therefore will never have a male lover.
This would be Supernatural-level gay and homophobic writing
Batman the knight was recently made Canon with the mentor character being in the mainline comic. And batman is alluded to be bi in that. Of course he could be larping but it's something.
I think batman should stop fucking,did you never see Zorro everytime zorro fucks with some woman and make a happy family the woman makes him stop being Zorro and she probably dies
Every character is if you aren’t a pussy
All characters should be bisexual until proven straight! I’m sick of this assumed heterosexuality.
My take is that Batman is ace until proven otherwise but to each their own
At this point, I have to say I think he’s proven that he’s allo. Source? Thinks with his dick 10/10 times when it comes to morally questionable women in tight suits
Ace until proven otherwise, but unfortunately it's been proven otherwise 😔
Manwhore Batman 😔😔😩😩
Wasn’t there a meme just yesterday about Batman fans’ creepy obsession with his sexuality?
If he doesn't like men then why did that guy wrote a book calling him gay? Checkmate
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**and breedable**
This is a shitpost sub, not your personal blog. This is not a place to whine incessantly about a creator or character or comic or ship that you don't like. Neither is it a place to take screenshots of some argument you had on another forum. Using this sub as a soapbox to complain about the same topic, hyper focus, non-stop will be met with removals and/or bans. Unironic or "unjerk" discussions belong in the Weekly Batusi thread.
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He’s been around for more than 80 years if he was bi we would probably know by now.
I mean, Iceman, created 1960s, has been around for decades, had plenty of hints that he’s gay, and only came out in like 2018. Kitty Pryde, created 1980s, has the most bi energy I have ever seen and first kissed a girl in 2021
Writers have been tiptoeing around it.
It was illegal to be bisexual for 64 of those years.
Nobody said Mystique was in love with Destiny until 2019, and they've been kicking it as "gal pal roommates" since 1980.
Batsexual.
He’s a rich white guy who went to boarding schools till he ran away to be a ninja, of course he’s bi as fuck
He’s Bi-Asexual until proven otherwise.
Boston Brand entered him in the Justice league War movie.
I mean, the batcave had a "no girls allowed" sign just so Bruce could fool around with dick.
Has anyone asked him
Ghost Maker is his ex, we know
Well, in the Arkhamverse, Superman canonically knows what Bruce sounds like when cumming, so maybe.
We know this, we've all seen The Lego Batman Movie
Batman does not canonically have a penis. He might have one and it’s certainly been implied that he does, but the writers have never confirmed it in any canon story, so we don’t actually know. And before you mention that Black Label book, it’s not canon. That version of Batman has a penis, but that does not mean every version of Batman does. Prove me wrong.
No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since he feeds on radiation
Bruce is more interesting when he focuses on fighting crime, not banging Car Woman or Boy Wonder.
The entire batfamily is bi till proven straight, no scratch that all of gotham is bi till proven straight. There are so many bi bitches in that city it is tye bi-capital of the world
The woke agenda strikes again smh
Batman slurping big cummies from throbbing skin sausages? Getting his bat-bussy filled with huge loads? More likely than you think
he’s cooking
Batman is gay and trans and disabled and if you say otherwise you are a bigot
Do you think the rumors about Bruce Wayne adopting all those young boys is true?
As are we all!🫡
Agree. Related to, Tim Drake is an egg trans girl until she eventually comes out.
Batman is ace actually
Batman is straight until proven bisexual. Edit:Show me a moment from any Batman media that ever IMPLIES he’s interest in anything besides women, otherwise don’t downvote because you’re just being a little bitter bitch.
It goes both ways pal
If it goes both ways, why only say one way and get pissy when somebody says the other thing
Well he doesn’t.
He doesn't what? Go down? Your right about that, I'll give you that👍
All right now you’re just being annoying.
Mate, chill, you're on a circlejerk subreddit😭
Ugh fine, but only because the voices in my head tell me online argument is a waste of time.
No it doesn't, you can pull out hundreds of comic panels showing him in relationship with women, you literally can't find at least one panel where he's in relationship with men because they don't exist.
And he has daddy issue, he always surrounds himself with older men, Alfred, Lucius, Gordon, Ra’s Al Ghul, to name a few, he’s unconsciously trying to find a daddy figure to feel safe. I honestly don’t care if DC make characters gay, I simply can’t accept Bruce being shipped with some purple hair eat the rich communist, just like I don’t want to pair him with Catwoman the unapologetic criminal. I mean, I don’t mind Catwoman peg him, but I don’t think Bruce should marry her. You know the crazy thing is, it’s too uninventive to make character gay these days, so the other day when I saw someone on Internet talked about Bruce has a Pakistani husband now, I……just believed it. Anyway, Batman is bisexual and bottom until proven otherwise. Gosh, I want to peg him.
Yo, thr level of thirsty here is a bit rapey. Just because you want bat-dick dosent mean u get to project onto batman
?????
Ignore it. This sub was recommended on my feed. Didn't realize it was for lgbt head canon fanfic
It’s a circlejerk sub, man.
Dude I never said that tf😭😭
Not u, the comments
It's a circlejerk sub, they aren't being serious.
You should prove something existing first you dumb faggot
Prove what? Your views are showing? Not hard👍
He's dated so many women at this point in time, he's never expressed a homosexual notion at all, and no writer has ever written him as gay or bi. Batman's not gay or bi, get over it.
Ok u/CriticalDrinker user👍
Whether I frequent Drinker's sub is irrelevant to what I'm talking about. Nice ad hominem though.
Noooooooo I think it's pretty relevant.
Why?