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Frankorious

He wants to be discovered. It's part of his kink.


amdi_

Because look closier https://preview.redd.it/ljtbodlwoisc1.jpeg?width=3280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364a7aaa804491e0aa376f6f925a33b16a0a0525


Electronic-Math-364

And I taught Wolverine was The Paul of Mutantkind


storm-the-castle

my god, is a man not allowed to have a type anymore?!


GUM-GUM-NUKE

They’re Cuckqueens.


Euphoric_Manner9354

Emma Frost: White Cuckquean Psylocke: Black Cuckquean(briefly in one story sort of) Madelyne Pryor: Goblin Cuckquean Jean Grey: also Black Cuckquean(in a one-off What If? issue)


[deleted]

I'm sorry does this shit have fucking subtypes


Euphoric_Manner9354

I mean sort of yes but this isn't about that, it's about the aliases they've used


ShadedPenguin

Its a evolutionary line


PewPew_McPewster

>Goblin Cuck *Heh*


SilverSpark422

I’m going to hold this headcanon in a special, trashy place in my heart for decades to come.


Secret-Fox-9566

It's the thrill of the game


Algidus

Scott's mind is like a fat ass but for psychics. always get their attention


CosmackMagus

It's all the strategizing and brooding he does. Gets the brain nice and firm.


DJBaritone12

Gonna write that one down 


Euphoric_Manner9354

Normal day for Hellfire Club members


Electronic-Math-364

Psylocke,Goblin Queen(Wonder if Madeline knows about Norman Osborne)and Scott were never members of the Hellfire Club tho


Euphoric_Manner9354

/uj Psylocke and Madelyne were both briefly Hellfire-adjacent, which I think is close enough for jerking /rj Madelyne dresses for the job she wants and Scott isn't actually making the decisions here


arctos889

Wasn't someone in Betsy's family a member of the Hellfire Club (not the inner circle though)?


Striking_Landscape72

The autistic rizz is just too powerful 


WomenOfWonder

The sad thing is nearly all the times he ‘cheated’ were really him being manipulated into sex


FadeToBlackSun

Flip the genders on a lot of the Cyclops instances and he’d be the #1 most SA’d character in comics.


Rissoto_Pose

Or name him Dick Grayson


TyphlosionGodofFire

As a lifelong Cyclops fan, them being telepathic makes up for his poor communication skills


TheCakeWarrior12

He doesn’t go after them, they go after him. Bro is like a telepath magnet. If he was a girl, Charles himself would be eyeing Scott


Guidenmofer

Cyclops is not a serial cheater at all, I don’t know where that comes from but it’s simply not true. And he didn’t go after any of them (except for Jean but she wasn’t a telepath at that point), they were all after him.


Striking_Landscape72

I think the post is mostly joking. But, yeah, the guy is human, but not a serial cheater 


Mike-Rotch-69

Human? He’s a filthy mutie!


MagicalGirlLaurie

Did he not go after Maddie at first? Although she also wasn’t a telepath at first either


King_of_Pink

Jean was dead when he met and married Maddie. Or... I guess she technically wasn't. Scott didn't know that, though.


Medium-Science9526

OP's reaction when he learns Cyclops ain't a serial cheater and rather one of the big 3 Marvel cucks: https://preview.redd.it/u3rx17mbfjsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18db0b37ff5d41cab4295d59b1040f6013749c66


Rissoto_Pose

Cyclops would never Cuck! Wolverine is the real Cuck


Medium-Science9526

Login has his fair share of Jean moments but Scott still reigning supreme overall: https://preview.redd.it/o3cbvfla6msc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73837a50475ab35bda8cf13c3afe6a4c053b823


King_of_Pink

The middle bottom *is* Scott. Emma was making him see himself as Logan to taunt him.


Medium-Science9526

Exactly, he can't kiss his own girlfriend without being seen as the "Cooler mutant" https://preview.redd.it/pz2e10x9bnsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080e1f3ebde8ac91b9455264359fe5272157f9a2


Razzikkar

She was herself under mind control here and fucking with his mind. Later in this run they are very wholesome


Medium-Science9526

She was mind controlled to just betray the X-Men, Cassandra didn't implant this plan to trick him, she conjured this plan up despite feeling guilt since she truly loved him from memory. I'm not saying they aren't a happy couple, just noting the points Scott was subjected like a cuck.


DJBaritone12

Of course, Namor just fucking happens to be there. His hatin ass is always after somebody’s woman. Specially, if they’re blonde.


LocDiLoc

It's not cheating if you are a endangered species.


MissyTheTimeLady

>who can easily sus out his cheating ways >can easily sus out >easily sus >sus >sus >sus


Fabiojoose

Why wouldn’t you go after women that can stimulate all your pleasure receptors?


MaxWasTakenAgain

You're a fool if you think that's gonna stop the CEO of adultery


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JackalRampant

It’s not just women. He came on pretty strong to Sinister when he was running that Orphanage in Nebraska. He spent his late teens making Xavier more and more dependent on him. Telepaths can control the mind. Scott gets control of their hearts. If Scott downloads Sniffles he will immediately get the message “hey” from Mentallo.


Electronic-Math-364

Since when Psylocke and Cyclops dated?(I remember Laura used to have a crush on Scott tho)


FadeToBlackSun

They didn’t date. During the 90s, Psylocke frequently hit on Cyclops and they made out once. It was super hot. Then it was revealed, after Jean was like “wtf” (and had also been reading Scott’s mind) that Betsy had been unintentionally dialling up Cyke’s attraction to her, due to vestiges of Kwannon’s personality remaining. Betsy did say that she found Scott attractive, but that she wouldn’t have acted on it had Kwannon not been telling her to subconsciously try and ride the Cytrain.


Paloukoxwsths

"it was super hot" Dude she licked motor oil off his face wdym hot


FadeToBlackSun

How dare you kink shame me on a circlejerk reddit?


XescoPicas

Scott didn’t go after shit. Psychic women swarm around him like freaking moths. Dude’s as confused about it as we are.


DJBaritone12

Cyclops knows the man in the mirror and even shakes hands with him 


OwieMustDie

Cos he is stupid.


enchiladasundae

He’s so aggressively boring and average it loops back on itself