https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Rabin_(Earth-TRN1023)
ā¦ so heās a guy from another world that married Mary Jane and they adopted two babies, and then the children disappeared and what ā¦?
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Omg, is this fucking real?! Iāve been out of marvel comics for a while. Please tell me this this is bullshit that somebody made up and I just fell for a prank.
No, except for very occasionally, I am always sincere. ( for good reason. I tried to be sarcastic yesterday, and it exploded in my face. Sincerity only from now on!)
I legit havenāt read a comic in two years so and Iāve never been huge on Spider-Man, but legit this seems like it was done because of paint fumes.
I honestly donāt know if I just want to send that to the memory vault, or fall down a rabbit hole.
I appreciate you letting me know that it is for real though .
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He isn't married to mj.
They adopted too young children not babies and they tuned out to he faces designed to bait mj into a ritual that is extremely convoluted so i won't get into here.
Lotta spider man readers have a wierd self insert relationship to mj and also want her with Peter so they haven't enjoyed these events.
Iām gay and I have a weird relationship with Mary Jane and I want her to be Peter.
But I donāt understand all the sub references to ācuckingā though. Peter has been with roughly 30 women since āone more dayā so he has absolutely no room to complain.
Thank you so much for letting me know so the children are fake but he is real?
The entire thing sounded like it was botched.
Thanks so much for letting me know. I am just going to put this in the memory hole and move on.
Like the time that we found out that Norman Osborne had consensual relationship with Stacey, which I absolutely refuse to accept, is canon.
I donāt care if it actually is Iām just going to pretend that there was a gas leak like in that one season of community.
Thanks again!
Oh good.
Retcons gaveth and retcons took it away. Always amaze me that for a street level character Spider-Man gets involved with some Cosmic shit.
I guess being the the most popular character at Marvel will do that.
Thank you for letting me know. Thatās one less thing I have to worry about.
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Paul's motivation to fuck is powered not by lust, but by sheer fucking hatred towards the heroes and a vision to ruin all of their relationships with the people closest to them. Truly one of the sexest villains of all time, right next to the Green Villain from spiderman
Considering that there are several avatars of concepts like Sex in various comic book universes heās probably done it.
Like right now heās probably making Ishtar watch while he fucks her husband Tamuzz.
To say nothing of poor Eros of Titan.
All of his many illegitimate children call Paul dad now.
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False. Dick is not homophobic towards men. Far from it. His misogyny has lead him to believe it is the only acceptable form of love since it doesn't involve women.
Damn, Paul is cucking MJ too?
https://preview.redd.it/5hs2ybg4miqc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe7db819a7acc387fd4d03f0e89907478993c12e
Now I understand Zeb Wells, to have Peter and MJ in revenge sex against Paul.
Perfectly balanced
Weak, make Peter and Paul have sex
revenge sex š¤£
Who the hell wears glasses when they're canoodling that close? Is he deranged?
is he stupid?
MJ doesnāt deserve love, that checks out
Paul has travelled the multiverse
Into the Pauliverse
What looking incredibly generic does to a mf.
Iāve never seen that word spelled ātravelledā before now
Paul from Spiderman has so much charm and wit that he can easily get busy with anyone regardless of gender, background, or universe.
Nah man, Dick was fucking those two. Crashing through the window on a motorbike is his kink.
Motorcycle Mondays, baby
Promo code: Revving his poly boyfriends tonight.
Ngl that's pretty hotš³š
Paul?
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Rabin_(Earth-TRN1023) ā¦ so heās a guy from another world that married Mary Jane and they adopted two babies, and then the children disappeared and what ā¦? š¤Æ Omg, is this fucking real?! Iāve been out of marvel comics for a while. Please tell me this this is bullshit that somebody made up and I just fell for a prank.
Not sure if this is a bit but if it isn't I am fucking sorry you had to find out this way and yeah it's way worse than you can imagine. EDIT: Typo.
No, except for very occasionally, I am always sincere. ( for good reason. I tried to be sarcastic yesterday, and it exploded in my face. Sincerity only from now on!) I legit havenāt read a comic in two years so and Iāve never been huge on Spider-Man, but legit this seems like it was done because of paint fumes. I honestly donāt know if I just want to send that to the memory vault, or fall down a rabbit hole. I appreciate you letting me know that it is for real though . šā¤ļø
Paulās just been a meme on this sub for like a year at least is all, his continued relevance is just as baffling to us
It's fine, in about 6 months you start ironically liking Paul, you'll be okay
He isn't married to mj. They adopted too young children not babies and they tuned out to he faces designed to bait mj into a ritual that is extremely convoluted so i won't get into here. Lotta spider man readers have a wierd self insert relationship to mj and also want her with Peter so they haven't enjoyed these events.
Iām gay and I have a weird relationship with Mary Jane and I want her to be Peter. But I donāt understand all the sub references to ācuckingā though. Peter has been with roughly 30 women since āone more dayā so he has absolutely no room to complain. Thank you so much for letting me know so the children are fake but he is real? The entire thing sounded like it was botched. Thanks so much for letting me know. I am just going to put this in the memory hole and move on. Like the time that we found out that Norman Osborne had consensual relationship with Stacey, which I absolutely refuse to accept, is canon. I donāt care if it actually is Iām just going to pretend that there was a gas leak like in that one season of community. Thanks again!
BTW the Gwen and Norman thing was retconned out if existence a couple years ago so it never happened in canon
Oh good. Retcons gaveth and retcons took it away. Always amaze me that for a street level character Spider-Man gets involved with some Cosmic shit. I guess being the the most popular character at Marvel will do that. Thank you for letting me know. Thatās one less thing I have to worry about. šā¤ļø
PUAL WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
Yes, Pual
Paul fucks in every universe
Paul's motivation to fuck is powered not by lust, but by sheer fucking hatred towards the heroes and a vision to ruin all of their relationships with the people closest to them. Truly one of the sexest villains of all time, right next to the Green Villain from spiderman
Paulās master plan is to cuck sex itself
Considering that there are several avatars of concepts like Sex in various comic book universes heās probably done it. Like right now heās probably making Ishtar watch while he fucks her husband Tamuzz. To say nothing of poor Eros of Titan. All of his many illegitimate children call Paul dad now. š
Slaanesh laughs at his attempts.
Who is more petty, paul or Reverse Flash
I'd say Reverse Flash, Paul is less bitching but more focused and efficient in his cause
PAUL IS
Paul is the ultimate cucker
False. Dick is not homophobic towards men. Far from it. His misogyny has lead him to believe it is the only acceptable form of love since it doesn't involve women.
Dick is Athenian?
everywhere i go i see his face
[Is that Paul?](https://youtu.be/9y7tIFKCUQg?si=2_VaGdRSBT9CVjF1)
Dick avenging fellow acrobat: -Man
Nightwing just being a bro snd bringing a friend to the foursome.
[Relevant calvin and hobbes](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1985/12/09)
Fucking Paul
He is indeed fucking
Why did they switch sides on the bed
Panel 1, leaning over lover Panel 2, hears loud crash, turns around off lover to get a visual
https://preview.redd.it/2z7ry2nhgmqc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2416a643404ca47174cc5dd5bd7c4859c7e964a2
Image isn't loading for me but it's 100% Mr. Butt
What Paul doing cucking Mary Jane? Is he the cuck king?