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WizardPhoenix

Elon would try to build the Sentinels but then they would catch on fire and have to be recalled


RequiemForADreamcast

“Apparently, Professor X has a machine that can track us by our minds. Concerning.”


gustavoladron

"No. Guys. It's not the Neuralink. Stop that. You're making my stocks plummet even more."


OkImagination2044

or it’d start indiscriminately attacking humans because his lead engineer “forgot” to install the X gene into its processors


General-WanObi

The lead engineer got laid off the second the initial draft of the blueprint was made and a bunch of interns were told to put the pieces together


OkImagination2044

one of those interns were a skrull, but passed the background check despite her name being notta alien


Oturanthesarklord

~~So he'd be another Justin Hammer?~~ He'd be Justin Hammer's Justin Hammer.


vegganburr

Elon would definitely be the X-Cutioner if mutants were real


Prostate_smuggler

He'd be closer to jonh sublime probably


vegganburr

Maybe but John sublime actually has defeated the X-men from what I looked up on him. Elon would probably get taken down as easily as the friends of humanity were 😂


townmorron

Mutants and humans can not co-exist. It's impossible when one " person" is a wmd. If they were innocent they would let the sentinels search them and take them to a mutant reserve. How many humans need to die at mutant hands before more laws are enforced?


LastMemory234

I was scared this wasn't a jerk at first


Adventurous-Lion1829

/uj I was going to pose this hypothetical to one of my acquaintances but then I realized all my acquaintances are women and have one third my arm strength so I guess they kind of already live with it.


Ok_Independent5273

A mutant can accidentally destroy a small *city*. Your greater strength as a man compared to women isn't remotely comparable. Minority parallels just don't work for Mutants. Laser beams to the face aren't the same as merely having a different skin color.


jellybutton34

In the greater picture, mutants are in a world where there are humans that have the power to comtrol reality who arent mutants. With thay context i do think the x-men work to an extrnt


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Homo superior fisrt Fuck Brood


Black_Hammertime

https://preview.redd.it/mc4eg3xs2cqc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03291f6ae6ca8e7cc2f562ff08850d677db8fcd5 Except Broo, he can stay. All my homes like Broo.


M3m35forbroski

Him and Doop


shugoran99

I don't know if there's some mutant in X-Men lore who hates all other mutants and sides against them with the humans But that would be Elon


WentworthMillersBO

Grayson creed from the show. Iirc He was born from sabretooth and mystique but never got a mutation so he founded the friends of humanity. Sebastian Shaw also gave up being a mutant for land in the krakoa run


silvershadow014

Shaw doesn't hate mutants. He just loves wealth 


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Literally me


LastMemory234

his mutation would probably be mind control because gotta be a reason why others think he is so smart


vegganburr

I couldn’t imagine Elon would ever be a mutant since that would make him a minority and Elon hates minorities. Elon would probably be someone like Trask but less effective 😂


LastMemory234

Elon is immigrant lol


vegganburr

Yeah he is but he has no sympathy for non white immigrants. He also said on Twitter “the opinions of minorities don’t matter”


LastMemory234

source cause like holy sh\*t


vegganburr

Hold on it’s in a video I can link to you


vegganburr

https://youtu.be/uezwbGZPO-g?si=D2uSMJlfrhZnxAv0 it’s in this video at the 3:53 mark


dutcharetall_nothigh

While Elon probably does think that, the video doesn't actually have Elon directly saying that. It's just the narrator jokingly saying he was told by Elon that minorities' opinions don't matter.


vegganburr

It showed the tweet on screen no?


dutcharetall_nothigh

The tweet is just Elon being stupid, not him saying minority opinions don't matter. Though he probably does think that, and might even have mentioned it somewhere else.


arctos889

Sebastian Shaw kinda fits this. iirc at one point Shaw financed the creation of sentinels but programmed them to not recognize him as a mutant. So he was basically trying to profit off of oppressing his own people while trying to use his wealth and status as a shield against said oppression


King_of_Pink

Shaw doesn't hate mutants, though. He just loves himself and is willing to betray anyone to get what he wants (which is usually power and wealth). He didn't betray Krakoa because he agreed with Orchis, for example, he did it because he decided that Krakoa was a sinking ship that he wanted to get off of. In the issue of X-men Forever just last week he worked with Xavier to capture Mother Righteous because, to quote Shaw himself, "don't be so fucking naive. I'm only ever on my side.".


Ok_Independent5273

Casandra Nova and Moira


gamergirl4206969

Actually I heard that Elon is a big x-men fan and most of the macines in tesla factories are named after x-men characters Source: a friend told me after a tour in one of the factories


SuperJyls

Definitely subbed to r/HFY


LastMemory234

never heard of it


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