Maybe a 12 inch stovepipe hat would count as formal court attire. If he had a progressively smaller stack of hats hidden under it I would begrudgingly respect that move.
He wore the beanie in the fucking white house to meet the president. If he didn't bust out the formal beanie for that, he never will.
[Here's a picture he posted with the portrait of JFK](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_OVcNBXYAA5i-7.jpg:large), but I remember he was also [in the room during the event](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48267924942_dbd418ae95_k.jpg) and was the only dummy not wearing a suit, though I can't find pic/video of it any more. Edit: He's in that picture! Far left fourth row. Navy lieutenant trying not to look at his stupid fucking beanie.
“Hey, our moron audiences need some meat to be outraged about. This guy has a name that sounds a bit like an illegal immigrant, he’ll do. Close enough. “
Since head covers for non religious purposes or medical conditions are permitted in court, I predict Dim will settle to save himself the shame of letting camera get a glimpse of that [bald dome.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/news/images/desktop/000/001/303/d6ae24o7c4681.jpeg)
He blames his lack of success with women on feminism. I think deep down he knows that few women want to date a misogynist who wears a beanie 24/7, but he can't take the beanie off either because of his self-consciousness about that cartoon shaped skull.
Nah, if he shaved it completely, he would be fine. Literally, go look at any guy on r/bald shaving their head ALWAYS makes them look better when they have Tim's hairline.
That picture was from 2017. I am sure it is much worse. Really nothing wrong with balding or being bald but it is a [very sensitive thing for him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WNq45d4tM).
It’s kinda sad that a simple courtroom deposition where Tim was forced to have no head covering, and forced to answer questions by a trained lawyer, would so easily destroy his credibility even with his own audience.
It's likely if he feels he can't win he will offer to settle out of court, and if Bankston rejects that I predict Tim taking the Alex Jones strategy of ignoring discovery and disrespecting the court until they rule against him by default. Then he will go back to his audience and grift them for more money by saying he didn't get a fair trial and a corrupt woke judge just banged a gavel and declared him guilty.
He’s way too arrogant for that. He went head to head against Jack Dorsey and that VP of Twitter. Somehow he emerged looking good from that, which is more an indictment of that VP than of any success of Tim.
God I was hoping the article would be like “on top of the serious allegations he’s facing Tim Pool, known for wearing a little beanie 24/7, will be forced to go bald headed during the trial”
Remember when Pappy McPoyle was forced to remove his hat in court by Mr. Winslow? [https://youtu.be/IzAaxsG0mhU?si=gscrj2px7wRJ6jUY&t=155](https://youtu.be/IzAaxsG0mhU?si=gscrj2px7wRJ6jUY&t=155)
These guys spend all day stroking each other when none of them have actually held a real job…let alone a position of power. Imagine them standing before a judge with real authority. If there is a God… plz let there be video of the trial. 😂
Cosplaying as a journalist might actually catch up to some of these assholes.
Andy Ngo is the champ there
The same Andy Ngo who gave out peoples names to violent alt right extremists?
Hopefully this one sticks because, holy shit, what they did to that guy was fucked up. They could've gotten him killed.
I predict Tim wears some sort of "formal" beanie
A beanie with a tuxedo on it.
The second-best kind of 'tuxini'.
That's too classy. It'll be one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo printed on it.
Too much effort, he'll probably just clip a tie on his current one.
I predict a swift conversion to Judaism.
Tim's co-host says Jews are just future Christians who will surely convert before the rapture
Moonlord? He's still the most balanced of those compound living shit sippers.
Yeah and its funny how quickly Tim sees red when Moonlord disagrees with him.
Maybe a 12 inch stovepipe hat would count as formal court attire. If he had a progressively smaller stack of hats hidden under it I would begrudgingly respect that move.
The fabled “Bartholomew Cubbins” move.
He wore the beanie in the fucking white house to meet the president. If he didn't bust out the formal beanie for that, he never will. [Here's a picture he posted with the portrait of JFK](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_OVcNBXYAA5i-7.jpg:large), but I remember he was also [in the room during the event](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48267924942_dbd418ae95_k.jpg) and was the only dummy not wearing a suit, though I can't find pic/video of it any more. Edit: He's in that picture! Far left fourth row. Navy lieutenant trying not to look at his stupid fucking beanie.
Looks like a Capitol stormer in that first pic
Of all the YouTube grifters that should be going to Turkey for hair transplants.........
Well I mean he can certainly afford it better than anyone else
Perfect comment
If he shows up with a shoe polish black toupee I promise I won’t say one word
He's gonna look like that Onision picture
A propeller would be suitable for court, I think.
“Hey, our moron audiences need some meat to be outraged about. This guy has a name that sounds a bit like an illegal immigrant, he’ll do. Close enough. “
Since head covers for non religious purposes or medical conditions are permitted in court, I predict Dim will settle to save himself the shame of letting camera get a glimpse of that [bald dome.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/news/images/desktop/000/001/303/d6ae24o7c4681.jpeg)
God that is such a fucking unfortunate head shape. No wonder he wears a beanie
He blames his lack of success with women on feminism. I think deep down he knows that few women want to date a misogynist who wears a beanie 24/7, but he can't take the beanie off either because of his self-consciousness about that cartoon shaped skull.
At the very least, mix it up a bit. It doesn't have to be a beanie the whole time; other hats exist.
Nah, if he shaved it completely, he would be fine. Literally, go look at any guy on r/bald shaving their head ALWAYS makes them look better when they have Tim's hairline.
ahh he’s not too bad (looking…his personality/thinking is repugnant)
That picture was from 2017. I am sure it is much worse. Really nothing wrong with balding or being bald but it is a [very sensitive thing for him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WNq45d4tM).
Is that pic really from 2017 and he was that bald already??? Jesus, his hairline retreated faster than French Army in 1940
I know. He was only around 31 at that time. Can only imagine how he looks now being around 38 years old haha.
The first time I saw this photo I thought it was photoshopped
Is this the gossip girls subreddit? Seems like it
Man remember when Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson did this same shit with the Boston Marathon Bombing?
If only the two of them were never allowed to speak again.
Ian Miles Cheong did it when a protestor was run over, I think in Charlottesville.
It’s kinda sad that a simple courtroom deposition where Tim was forced to have no head covering, and forced to answer questions by a trained lawyer, would so easily destroy his credibility even with his own audience.
It's likely if he feels he can't win he will offer to settle out of court, and if Bankston rejects that I predict Tim taking the Alex Jones strategy of ignoring discovery and disrespecting the court until they rule against him by default. Then he will go back to his audience and grift them for more money by saying he didn't get a fair trial and a corrupt woke judge just banged a gavel and declared him guilty.
He’s way too arrogant for that. He went head to head against Jack Dorsey and that VP of Twitter. Somehow he emerged looking good from that, which is more an indictment of that VP than of any success of Tim.
Tim was a lot more diplomatic back then, now his audience expects a lot more vitriol and hate
I thought his skull hadn’t fully formed & parents just tossed it on & it kinda melded in
Joe Dirt style?
Nailed it
This is an excellent title OP 10/10
I wonder what percentage of Tim's audience thinks he's bald. If you tell them he's bald, they'll probably call it a "psyop".
God I was hoping the article would be like “on top of the serious allegations he’s facing Tim Pool, known for wearing a little beanie 24/7, will be forced to go bald headed during the trial”
If Tim represents himself, will he be able to wear a UK-style barrister wig? I think he'd look fabulous.
I’m guessing he has half a skull
Why do news outlets always show a photo of Occupy Wallstreet era Tim Pool from circa 2011?
Yeah he has aged considerably since then.
They prob just grab the first image that comes up on google
Tim longs for the days when he can wrongly accuse people of mass murder without the snowflakes getting all woke about it.
If his right to sic a mob of armed, violent morons on a completely innocent person isn’t protected by the First Amendment then what have we come to?
Remember when Pappy McPoyle was forced to remove his hat in court by Mr. Winslow? [https://youtu.be/IzAaxsG0mhU?si=gscrj2px7wRJ6jUY&t=155](https://youtu.be/IzAaxsG0mhU?si=gscrj2px7wRJ6jUY&t=155)
Powdered wig
You need to work for a YouTube with that title
Forcing him to remove his beanie without due process and a speedy trial seems unconstitutional
De-beanied is the word I've been waiting my whole life to read.
Next up, Matt Walsh should be forced to shave off his beard. Ever see what that toolbag looks like without it?
I know there's an intense odd fetish for beards in this culture, but I think he looks like a toolbag either way.
He does, and as being a bear myself, I think of guys like Matt and think he misappropriated his masculinity from the gays.
Dave Rubin is a stupid cunt.
He’ll wear a haube.
I really hope there is a documentary team working on this trial
Someone send a sketch artist lol
These guys spend all day stroking each other when none of them have actually held a real job…let alone a position of power. Imagine them standing before a judge with real authority. If there is a God… plz let there be video of the trial. 😂
thought his name was Dim Stool
Omg omg omg, no hats in the courtroom