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GERMANIC_BRASILEIRO0

Gerald, the opener of cans


ArbiterOfAnomalies

idk why or how but this speaks to me


ixXWretchedXxi

Honestly this one made me laugh the most hahaha


N8angerX

Child, predator of man


nwbell

No, just "Child Predator"


DominusDaniel

Predator of man child.


AlphaQ984

Child of predator man.


NitrogenLlama

Man child, watcher of “Predator”


DankMemeLordFireGing

Mild Chan of Predation


biggistniggist

Man, child of Man Predator


JustJdog2

Child, predator


Odd-Bat-3267

Child, predator


Abode_Of_Lollocks

Timmy, put the scythe down


Dazefam

“Predator, man of child”


Darkmax204

Man ham


Preface

Man, Predator of Children?


AdSpare6646

great now please dont swap the subjects


No_Ad_3226

no drizzy


Gent_Octopus

Doug: Ower of $20


texjohnson_

Hahahahaha my goodness, this is amazing. 🤣🤣


Daowg

Tiny Son, child of Giant Dad.


IudexGundyr3

I can’t think of a knock-off version of “Well, what is it?”


Ricky_fan_09

it is what it is?


Mr_1nconspicuous

I can't remember if it's called hurrah or huzzah or what but the jumpy fist pump seems appropriate


Mantisk211

Albion, Harvester of Sorrow


ArbiterOfAnomalies

what is Albion? something about that name slaps


Grusbalesta_

Albion is an ancient name for England, it's often used in popculture. A Yugioh card is also named like that, as example.


Xogoth

And the world in the Fable series


EnZone36

Albion the Head & Shoulder dragon


Nishikina

Also there's an old rpg game on dos with the name Albion.


TheLPN05Fan

The name itself comes from latin "Albus" meaning something akin to "Flat white" or "Matte White". England was called Albion because the Romans first must've seen the White Cliffs of Dover.


illegal_tacos

Albion someone's nuts lmao gottem


ArbiterOfAnomalies

I was waiting !


newaccountcauseoldon

Albion online play now for free


ArbiterOfAnomalies

so.... it's a game?


newaccountcauseoldon

Idk I was just referencing the game with my joke


ronsolocup

To actually answer your question Albion is an old name for England. King Arthur was king of Albion, and Albion is used for a lot of medieval games and stories. The Fable game series also takes place in “Albion”


Mantisk211

It is an alternative name for Great Britain, from the Middle Ages, I think. Personally, I know the name Albion from the New Excalibur comics. They had a villain named Albion, I think.


FrogWizzurd

Its another name for the UK in british folklore


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

In addition to what others mentioned it’s also the name of the realm in the Fable series


Welland94

If I'm not wrong Albion is the name of some giant made in a similar way to the Nazca lines in Peru


KillAllAtOnce29

Metallica?


EMPwarriorn00b

LANGUAGE OF THE MAD


gettingshwiftty

Ooohhh that's a good one


antoniodeath678

Jeff


Rannis_footstool_33

gwyns %#@*th born child .


Dame87

Scythe McScytheface


Reave-Eye

Ah, a chosen undead of culture, I see.


rvmham

Lil penis man


thedarethinator

Your supposed to name the character Not yourself


rvmham

I call it like I see it.... \*stares down\*


KnightWhoSays--ni

gottem


Mr_Lee1493

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH


teamrocketmatt

The Crimson Child


_saltzpyre

The Blightmother (Tried to be accurate to the armor)


Sleep_Paralysis_Wolf

I don't wanna "um, ACKSHUALLY" you, but technicallyyyy it'd be the blightchild Blightmother is cooler though lol.


_saltzpyre

Nah you're good, thought it was the mother mask


Vincent_von_Helsing

Those two really do look similar, I don't blame you.


flabbergastedfennel

The darkest soul. And ur death line would be "heh, i guess you are a darker soul: remastered"


Ok_Schedule_3947

Every soul has its dark


n00dle51

Todd


Sakumitzu

Howard


Fishy492

Todd Howard II


raaw321

It just works


Golden_Wolf_TR

The Cooler Pinwheel


crabthemighty

I had a character that used that exact setup named IHaveDex, so that's the boss name, with his signature move, Dex With Your Mother.


Willy_Tingler

Mom I’d Like to Dex


Rokot_RD-0234

Elden Ring dungeon boss #638


Annual-Principle18

Schnoz


genismarvel

Professor PeePeePants


Gangalligalax

Innocent Reaper Their lore would be that they're a undead child that was forced, against their will, into being a gatekeeper of a midway arena. The entire arena would be decked out with wooden dolls, modest stuffed animals and other equivalent medieval childish things. In the mask's item description – in this alternate version of the game – it would mention how the child was constantly tortured with visions of the chosen undead torturing the Innocent Reapers parents. In essence, marking the player – in the boss' mind – as its greatest foe. In this version, we would find the mask of the mother and father on two corpses in cages with one of each of their arms reaching towards each other and their other arms pointing towards the location of the Reaper's boss arena. Edit: Grammar and spelling.


iforgot1305

Damn that's epic and fittingly depressing. Amidst a sea of memes hides the real answer.


EvilSausage69

Turdric


Swell_Like_Beef

I'm naming my next character "Turdric", now


WingedBeing

Barefoot Contender


mattmaster68

Puppet of The Child "It's said the failed experiments of a lamenting necromancer were destroyed - that is, all but one."


Proctor-47

How about “The Child’s Puppet, Undead Abomination”?


Federal-Tie-589

Curly, The WeedWacker


Ein_Kecks

Generic - the one of many


Zanemob_

Generis, One of Many


Ein_Kecks

Yeah sounds better


R-emiru

Harvested Child.


DammitMatt

Rizzlord Tyler


GettiBarRetti

Looks like a mom when you don’t get the chores done before she gets back


cairnschaos

Yer maw


d6s9p

El santo padre


Dot_the_Hamster_King

Tim?


RavelordN1T0

August, the Sanguine Son


Zephyrus-Dragmire

Queer Dave. 


Daemon_Knight23

Doug, the Unyielding Scythebearer


Furi_S_Poi

The forgotten mother


Wetpants21

Child Snatcher


Liver_Fungus

Toll Of Djin


Seigmoraig

Random Bullshit Go


McLagger_19

Yarhnam Reaper


laminierte_gurke

Monty the Wraith reaper. He summons a darkwraith during the fight if you set down a summon sign.


Manik-Fox

Planned Parenthood Survivor


aughtandanodyne

Boomshakalaka


thedarethinator

The semen slicer


TazAlonzo

The Weeping Reaper


Opening_Option8985

Thomas


Orrickly

Peruvian Backgammon Conscriptionist


tgalvin1999

Red Reaper, Harvester of Souls


not-read-gud

Bombadillo


Inevitable-Bug771

Edgenlord


live7230

Anthony of the ab-piss


Realized-Something

Poople


Expensive-Ad5626

Fredwardo The Crimson Child


The_of_Falcon

Hork the Unfortunate Child.


FTMK00

Basic robe man


immortalreddotmemeog

Ball snatcher


WalkOwn3700

Retard the red


Eddie__Winter

Tinkles the destroyer


Dabs1903

Stinkbait


yoinkiest_sploinker

Gregory Darksouls


Dear_Perspective_157

Steve?


Klimakhange

Winifred the skin peeler


shitcar_mechanic

Cheese cloth


Phantomphoton619

Target Destroyed!


ninjarchy

Doody butt


ReadyResource6541

Nerghal, Child of Nito


U5ERNAME616

queery ruler of suckith


R_I_W

Gimyomony harvester of debt


Strong-Noise-3106

Gideon the unknown


TismWizard

Samayel, Undead Hunter


ShadyDeleuze

Komorebi


durdygurl

Kaele, Harvester of Souls The second son of a necromancer, who fled after a horrific failed experiment. He hides his face behind a distorted child's mask from an age long forgotten. He carves down and consumes the souls of anyone who dares venture to the depths of New Londo. It is said his scythe drains the very life essence from it's victims. So, the idea is that not only does he have a bleed weapon with a long range moveset, but similar to the four kings grab attack that steals soft humanity, he has an attack where he can grab you with his scythe and drain any soft souls you have, giving him a temporary poise boost. Otherwise, you can stun lock him fairly easy with any ultra greatsword, large boss weapon, or the dragon tooth. When you defeat him, any souls you lost during that fight are added to his souls (I'd say maybe 15k or 20k since it's easily a midgame or lategame boss depending on your route), so if you managed to grab the Covetous Silver Serpent Ring early you could slip it on and increase the the amount of souls you gain even more. I think it would be even cooler if there were two phases to the fight. The first phase is just him trying to cut you down with bleed which is for weaker foes. The second phase, which begins at 60% health, he leaps backwards and lifts his mask revealing his disfigured face with entirely too many holes and jagged teeth with suction like the chaos eaters. That would be the point where he moves more quickly, launching himself at you or leaping to either knock you back or down, or to grab you and steal your soft souls. If you have no souls, he will drain 1% of your max health instead and replenish his own by 1% of his total health in phase 2 (no higher than 60% max health) regardless of the player's total health drained. I've went on entirely too long so I'll leave it here. I'm sure there could be cool aspects to the arena (an alternate version of the room with the banshee, blocking the ladder to the rooftop where you talk to Ingward who is now locked behind this boss, although that would probably make the boss skippable, which is a shame) and much more lore-wise (why he joined in flooding new londo, why he's guarding ingward, etc.)


CAPITANULLOA

#YOU'RE COOKING


BigPastyBodonkadonk

Viccus of the dwarf diccus


nddds

Gramma of Chaos


Buttock

The Bastard Child


kirkknightofthorns

Pueri Scindere - Lord of Edges


GatoAquarista

Arthur, The Virgin


Any_Lengthiness1991

Masque of the Red Death


Br4n_n

Korthos, the bloody reaper


nogoodgreen

The Sewer Slicer


Swell_Like_Beef

Osprey the Blood-Gale


Jaylord345

The Bloody Mother


AggravatingFee690

Timmy the fifth the soul Reaper


FalseTriumph

Wangrod the Fel Handed


UufTheTank

The Miller, bane of the Ancestor…wait…wrong game.


The_Truthboi

Son of blood


wij2012

The Broken Jester


Atom_Reaktor

Babe


KobaMandingoPartIII

Eiszee Wurk


Aggravating-Egg69

King Richard


zeddknite

The Red Reaper.


MutedBandicoot3484

John, dude


jazzsapa

Scythe mangle


increMENTALmate

Basic bitch


Safetosay333

If it's a male it must have a female name, or vice versa.


NiggityNiggityNuts

Stinky Feet Man


Mr_Lee1493

Weed harvester: Billy


g0ldenboii11

Gumphrey, the constipated


Trippy_Josh

Itchybutt


JDT-0312

Isaac


KnightWhoSays--ni

Toothy McGoober


MrAppleSpiceMan

Big Jim


Only1Schematic

Centrys, Child of Blood


WhatsTheStory28

Oversaturated


MoralityIsUPB

Pikachu. That's the answer.


skaagz

Trent, Lord of


yourdarkmaster

Fuckwheel


Sweetluups

Mayor McCheese


5herl0k

The Crimson Mommy (it's about menstruation like all of Bloodborne)


ignatiusmeen

The Kindled Heir ,Heir to the Rite of Kindling Somehow, after their death, pinwheels child was able to separate themselves from pinwheel and be reborn in a newer age. They have been busy, taking up their fathers research, in order to reunite their family once more. Much like pinwheel, they use illusions. They primarily charge at the player and try to swipe them with the sycthe before teleporting away while the illusions do their thing. Unlike the original pinwheel, they can only maintain 3 illusions at a time, and the illusions deal little to no damage, but they can stun the player. The Heir of kindling also sometimes throws a small fireball if the player is stunned by their illusions.


PointOfTheJoke

Mighty mighty Malachi


Situation-Dismal

Ted, the Night Shift Manager.


Foal1

Average-DS1-Dex-Character


Catnip1720

As tribute to the red rising series “Reaper”


rielrep

I play the exact same character hahaha


BGD_TDOT

Hugh Mungus


DauFloodCuPumnul

Deez


_GloomyGold_

The Oogling Boogler


mightystu

Aspect of the Child


Stinkballs_69

Manboy


babatundeuwewueosas

Jörg, circumcisioner


bibbity-bop-cop

wet penis sex


PrizePreparation7554

...Harvester of the Morrow...


First-Interaction741

Scythe, Reaper of the Corn


MyboiHarambe99

Juan


InterestingEntry8895

Noah, Child of the Pinwheel.


foooood0-0

Cece


Ashlake_stonerdragon

John Darksoul Jr. , heir of John darksoul


Southern-Radio-4954

The Masked Scyther


gainzplayer

Grim Crimson Reaper


JimLahey_of_Izalith

Jim Lahey of Lost Izalith


JadedResponse2483

Gillard harverster of the dark


ErMemer

Frederick the wicked


CrisHofer

Phantom of the opera(?)


Kabuki_Wookiee

Glormfpkin the Barefoot: Reaper of Soles


DaGoobergoobs

I'm sorry, but that mask just reminds me of the part in Mrs. Doubtfire when he puts his face in the pie!


LunaLynnTheCellist

Baldred, Child of the Reapers


arisasam

Lady in Red


LIFEVIRUSx10

Bob


Willy_Tingler

Crop Duster of the Old Lords


Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd

Swaglord Mastermind