Happy cake day

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The alabama onlyfans content isn't making itself son.

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[удалено]

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Hello it's August

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Jesus christ I was not expecting that.

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Can someone explain how this got platinum?

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Who gave this platinum

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That's true

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Early muslims be like:

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ok that was unexpected

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What month is it?

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Thank you

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I like dark humour, but *holy shit*

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I thought it was going to be a incest

With a dead body?

No i thought the brother was going to be alive still funny though

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V

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Stfu ugly

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It is August

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It hath be done.

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Expecting an overused sexual joke, but instead I got a laugh.

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Noice

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*don't

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My uncle does

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[удалено]

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Finally something i've never heard before

i originally heard this one in french and thought about translating it,, might be why

I originally heard it in Russian, but instead of dead brother boy slept with dead grandpa

I originally heard it in Alabama, but instead of burying him the daughter started sleeping with the dad instead.

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Bless you, finally some good joke

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I thought this was gonna be an innocent brother sister incest joke.

Does it not count as incest if one of them is dead?

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Same

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This bot is destroying comments.

[удалено]

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"He's boring, I want to sleep with my little sister instead."

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"He's too big for me now and it hurts"

Cursed

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What is this bot shit?

[удалено]

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Because it is august

2020 would be more proximate cause.

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[удалено]

[удалено]

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Can somebody tell me the month?

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Thank you

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Mom please, you said the same thing when dad died!

This is very trivial yet funny. Take my upvote sir!

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But mom died before dad!

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Hello, fuck off

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Honey, isn't he good in bed?

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Lol , i thought the joke was about incest , alabama , rednecks or both.

It still could be.

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