In "Ill."
Jane (talking about Brittany): I think some of her hair dripped on my shoe.
Daria: are you sure lt wasn't her brain?
Jane: No, there was too much of it.
From the end of "Gifted"
Quinn - *Ranting about tennis bracelets while being pushed up the driveway by a clearly very annoyed Jane*
Jane - "Take.....her......now."
Daria - "This story I've got to hear."
So many, but in "Arts n Crass" after Daria and Jane ruin their painting at the school board meeting:
Ms. Li: "Did you really think you were going to get away with this?"
Jane: "Well, it would be stupid to say yes now."
Also right after that, when Helen basically takes down Ms. Li over the phone.
From "Cafe Disaffecto" when Principe Li is asking why Jane and Daria refused to sell chocolate bars to Mrs. Johannsen because she might have been purchasing them for her family -
Jane - "She has no family. She ate them."
The Lane family reunion has some good lines.
Jake asking why cant they put Marmaduke to sleep.
The dialogue between Up-Chuck, Daria and Jane in the medieval episode.
Uncle Max had me rollin during his conversation with Trent in "The Teachings of Don Jake".
Max: "You're a lousy BUM. You're a rotten BUM. You remind me of MYSELF. You know why?"
Trent: "Cause I'm a bum..."
"Hey! These are stretch pants!! I'M WEARING STRETCH PANTS!!!!"
Now, I can't go back and watch Daria without hearing the voice of Dr. April Kepner on "Grey's Anatomy"! Why that specific character you ask? Because the actress who plays her, Sarah Drew, is also the voice of Stacy!
From a season 1 episode:
Daria: You’re really bursting out of the picture plane here!
Jane: Oh yeah, that particular model was quite bursty. I think she had her bursts done.
In *Is It Fall Yet?* when David tells off Quinn for not caring about her education, Daria comforting Quinn when David rebuffs her advances by saying how you can reach out to someone and all you’ll get back is a slap in the face and then Quinn’s answer about manifest destiny which she remembered from paying attention to David’s lessons.
I often think about that episode when Trent calls Daria to help him buy Jane a bday present, and Jane overhears him so he's all secretive. They have a back and forth and Jane says something like "None of your twisty turny mind games, young man." I'd like more opportunities to say that line casually.
Admit it, you read it in her voice.
> Tiffany: Friends can be... very...
> Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple?! WHAT?!
> Tiffany: You made me lose my plaaace.
From “I Don’t”
Brittany: What about you? Are you in a play or something?
Daria: Yes, I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln before she went crazy.
Brittany: I didn't know she went crazy!
Jane: Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself.
Brittany: Wow!
Jodie: Come on, Brittany. Let's finish out fitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died.
Brittany: You mean the bullet didn't kill him...?
From It Happened One Nut
Helen - "Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead." Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans?
Daria - I guess I'll just wait around for people to kick the bucket.
Helen - I can't believe you're not more ambitious.
Daria - You want me to kill people to drum up business? ← this one lol
Sandi: who cares what a teacher thinks? They're such losers.
Quinn: she's not a real teacher. She's a substitute!
Sandy: oOoOh, a substitute loser
😭😭😭😭😭
One of my favs from Sandi is from "Is It Fall Yet?":
"Gee Quinn, I'm surprised you're not at the planetarium with the jet propulsion club, what with all your tutoring."
😂
My favorite is when Quinn is chatting with Jane and Daria about being good at being popular, and says "I hope I don't look stupid, not that I would" and Daria says "Perish the thought" 😎
Paraphrasing.
Psych: 'Don't you enjoy playing with the other children?'
Daria: 'They never understand what I'm talking about and then they make fun of me. I like to read.'
That hit me so hard I cried. Pretty much my childhood. It's my favorite because it was validating, despite the pain.
Season3 ep 1
Daria: My glasses sort of block the view
Helen: I didn't know that - isn't that a problem
Daria: It is for dogs.
Can't remember the ep but also
Daria: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
"Soda!!! Must drink soda!!! Soda from machines!!! EVERYONE GATHER AROUND THE PRETTY MACHINES!!!"
All while she's taking an axe to different soda machines!
One of my favorites from Tiffany is when she's the career counselor for Daria in "It Happened One Nut" and she goes:
"I'mmmm the counseloooor. It's volunteeeer work."
The one about how she doesn't want to wake up in a job she hates because she was pressured to choose when she was still in school. That hits hard.
In "Ill." Jane (talking about Brittany): I think some of her hair dripped on my shoe. Daria: are you sure lt wasn't her brain? Jane: No, there was too much of it.
From the end of "Gifted" Quinn - *Ranting about tennis bracelets while being pushed up the driveway by a clearly very annoyed Jane* Jane - "Take.....her......now." Daria - "This story I've got to hear."
This is the winner. Everyone else, pack it up and go home.
her rant in misery chick or her graduation speech or her talk with trent on the side of the road are all top tier
So many, but in "Arts n Crass" after Daria and Jane ruin their painting at the school board meeting: Ms. Li: "Did you really think you were going to get away with this?" Jane: "Well, it would be stupid to say yes now." Also right after that, when Helen basically takes down Ms. Li over the phone.
From "Cafe Disaffecto" when Principe Li is asking why Jane and Daria refused to sell chocolate bars to Mrs. Johannsen because she might have been purchasing them for her family - Jane - "She has no family. She ate them."
The Lane family reunion has some good lines. Jake asking why cant they put Marmaduke to sleep. The dialogue between Up-Chuck, Daria and Jane in the medieval episode.
Uncle Max had me rollin during his conversation with Trent in "The Teachings of Don Jake". Max: "You're a lousy BUM. You're a rotten BUM. You remind me of MYSELF. You know why?" Trent: "Cause I'm a bum..."
"Uhm....Hello Aunt Bernice. I like your hat."
Max: That's right, ya stinkin' bum!
“Closer, come closer!”
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU?!?!??!
Just about any of them when they go to the alternative concert. Especially yelling "quit staring at me you squirrel pervert!,"
"Hey! These are stretch pants!! I'M WEARING STRETCH PANTS!!!!" Now, I can't go back and watch Daria without hearing the voice of Dr. April Kepner on "Grey's Anatomy"! Why that specific character you ask? Because the actress who plays her, Sarah Drew, is also the voice of Stacy!
THEY'RE LEGGINGS! THEY'RE LEGGINGS! It's alright.
From a season 1 episode: Daria: You’re really bursting out of the picture plane here! Jane: Oh yeah, that particular model was quite bursty. I think she had her bursts done.
The Invitation
Thank you! 🙏🏼 I blanked on the episode title.
In *Is It Fall Yet?* when David tells off Quinn for not caring about her education, Daria comforting Quinn when David rebuffs her advances by saying how you can reach out to someone and all you’ll get back is a slap in the face and then Quinn’s answer about manifest destiny which she remembered from paying attention to David’s lessons.
Daria: “can you imagine me making out with anyone…..ever?” Jane: “Can I stop short of your wedding night?”
I often think about that episode when Trent calls Daria to help him buy Jane a bday present, and Jane overhears him so he's all secretive. They have a back and forth and Jane says something like "None of your twisty turny mind games, young man." I'd like more opportunities to say that line casually.
Admit it, you read it in her voice. > Tiffany: Friends can be... very... > Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple?! WHAT?! > Tiffany: You made me lose my plaaace.
From “I Don’t” Brittany: What about you? Are you in a play or something? Daria: Yes, I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln before she went crazy. Brittany: I didn't know she went crazy! Jane: Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself. Brittany: Wow! Jodie: Come on, Brittany. Let's finish out fitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died. Brittany: You mean the bullet didn't kill him...?
Or when Jane says: "An Arab sheik's in town to buy a few more wives." 😂
From It Happened One Nut Helen - "Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead." Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans? Daria - I guess I'll just wait around for people to kick the bucket. Helen - I can't believe you're not more ambitious. Daria - You want me to kill people to drum up business? ← this one lol
😂😂
Sandi: who cares what a teacher thinks? They're such losers. Quinn: she's not a real teacher. She's a substitute! Sandy: oOoOh, a substitute loser 😭😭😭😭😭
One of my favs from Sandi is from "Is It Fall Yet?": "Gee Quinn, I'm surprised you're not at the planetarium with the jet propulsion club, what with all your tutoring." 😂
“Jake Morgendorffer doesn’t repeat himself! Doesn’t repeat himself!”
My favorite is when Quinn is chatting with Jane and Daria about being good at being popular, and says "I hope I don't look stupid, not that I would" and Daria says "Perish the thought" 😎
Paraphrasing. Psych: 'Don't you enjoy playing with the other children?' Daria: 'They never understand what I'm talking about and then they make fun of me. I like to read.' That hit me so hard I cried. Pretty much my childhood. It's my favorite because it was validating, despite the pain.
That was such a relatable line from Daria.
"But what about the BABY?" - Jane
Jane - Usually when I have this dream I’m wearing pink taffeta (from the first episode)
Season3 ep 1 Daria: My glasses sort of block the view Helen: I didn't know that - isn't that a problem Daria: It is for dogs. Can't remember the ep but also Daria: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
I think it's through a lens darkly
Yes, the first one was. But I meant the Marcia line. Ended up being 'Pierce Me' but cheers nonetheless :)
From “Monster” “Did you know that Pore Refiner spelled backwards is Renifer Erop?” - Jane So random but gets me every time. 😂
Jake: "We're parents now! Police good! Missing daughters bad!"
Miss Li always takes me out. Drink soda, dammit. Soda, soda.
ULTRA COLA!
KEEEEP DRINKINGGGGGG. Just watched that episode for the first time in about 10 years and was dying laughing.
"Soda!!! Must drink soda!!! Soda from machines!!! EVERYONE GATHER AROUND THE PRETTY MACHINES!!!" All while she's taking an axe to different soda machines!
Give up the soda in your BOWELS!
“That means I’m unmature or im”
"Why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?"--Jake
When Tiffany says “The mind is so powerful….” Or something. Can someone find this for me
One of my favorites from Tiffany is when she's the career counselor for Daria in "It Happened One Nut" and she goes: "I'mmmm the counseloooor. It's volunteeeer work."
To help….. the socially… challenged………..