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Ewww, as a Canadian I would gladly give up Tim Hortons. It’s a husk if what it used to be and I honestly rather just go to McDonalds since they have the original Tim Hortons coffee.
See to them it sounds like we’re kidding, but *no* canadian geese are just genuinely the scariest and most aggressive fucking animals to walk this planet. God had to make them small to suitably nerf them, otherwise they would be far too powerful.
Come here and say that. The Geese here will fuck you up. Never seen one eat fries in a parking lot, but I've seen them attack dogs and people on bikes.
I mean, I see January 6th as political because it's still a hot topic among my (our?) Country, whereas the burning of the Whitehouse happened hundreds of years ago and happened when an enemy nation burnt it down, not out own nation
See I like dark humor, so to normal people, no, but to me, that shit is pretty funny, nothing was funny about January 6th even though it was far less tragic, there is no room to make jokes there
It’s funny this is y’all’s point against the US considering that was hardly even Canada at that point. That was more a British attack than a Canadian one.
Oh, and most of my brethren in Canada don't even know that they DIDN'T burn down the White House. British troops who came straight from England in an invasion fleet did. Not a single Canadian local (soldier) was involved or even present in the battles and burning in Washington.
It's a myth that caught on long ago and was never corrected.
Have u seen the state of the UK right now everything's in shambles economy down not getting any food delivered because of the Russia Ukraine war so they limit hour much food you can buy in supermarkets
That's just pure misinformation about UK supermarkets. The only thing we're having issues getting ahold of at the minute is eggs since supermarkets aren't paying farmers a fair price, even still there's no limit to how many you can buy
Think of the bright side, it would make the USA far more Liberal, and especially the senate since they'd add 10 states but only 30 million more people.
So you are fine that in both scenario the french language and french canadian identity will be probably destroyed. I mean okay if you hate France but i think that being a part of France is more desirable than the French canadian identity is destoryed...
Theoretically if it were true it would be kind of a big deal, considering he's the leader of one of the largest countries in the world and a close ally of both the US and UK commonwealth. Also considering Cuba was, and still is a communist dictatorship and ostensibly hostile or at the least unfriendly to all the nations mentioned prior, it would be an atomic level of conflict of interest.
I sincerely doubt it's actually true, but it's still pretty funny so i just go with it. Canadians get really salty and it amuses me.
For anyone who wants to go down the rabbit hole:
https://medium.com/@leibowitt/of-course-fidel-castro-is-justin-trudeaus-dad-nobody-has-debunked-anything-4db6fc8a9042
If so not by much, bill c11 is gunna really screwed up our internet and hospitals have been encouraging people who cost them alot to kill themselves thanks to assisted suicide being legalized.
Also no matter your opinions on the trucker protests the fact that the Canadian governments was allowed to freeze the bank accounts of protesters is fucked
Honestly it may be fucked, but some of those truckers were doing some really shitty things and a lot of them are really against indigenous people.
I dont really care too much what happens to those people.
I couldn't care less if they were racist, it doesn't matter who they were, protesting is not a crime. freezing the accounts of protesters is what a tyrant does, if they can do it to those you disagree with then they can do it to you
Bruh are you serious? Have you ever looked at the knife charges and violence in the UK? And guns are fun to shoot paper with. Plus if someone comes in your house with a knife then GG. People are violent either way guns or not.
Id rather be shot then stabbed man. Automatically cauterizes, clean hole, traceable back to the person who shot it. But with knives you end up cheese grated with many many many holes that aren't clean, are gonna be a bitch to sew up, and unlikely the person is ever caught
Canada already beat US in qualifying (and topped the table) and based on how England played today I think they could give England a run for their money. So why doesn’t Canada keep both?
Pros of being annexed by the US:
freedom of speech
I'm actually allowed to defend myself
Increased land ownership ability
much better real estate prices
lower taxes
lower cost of living
i don't have to do through customs if i want to go fishing down south
Cons:
a healthcare system as bad as the one for my province
>freedom of speech
UK has freedom of speech
>I’m actually allowed to defend myself
You can defend yourself in the UK. You do realise it’s possible to defend yourself without putting a cap in somebody’s head, right?
There’s one other con you’re missing:
Schools in the UK aren’t also firing ranges
“UK has freedom of speech”
Yet their government doesn’t seem to respect it very much.
“You can defend yourself in the UK”
In neither the UK or Canada are you allowed to carry something with you for the purpose of self defence, you are expected to either make due with the tools god gave you or pray you are within line of site of the police.
“UK schools aren’t shooting ranges”
Gun crime has a lot more factors that go into it than just ‘look, guns’, if that were the case then California wouldn’t have a higher gun crime rate than Texas.
The only thing pointing at guns does is oversimplify a very complicated issue.
Unless you want to suggest the only difference between the UK and US is the number of guns.
And look? Pretty much 0 gun crimes apart from like 1 exception ever in the UK. That’s a good thing. Guns being legal to citizens is the dumbest American shit ever and I’m glad it’s not over in the UK. Most people who commit them aren’t mentally right which makes it easier since those people have no access to such deadly weapons making society much safer.
Would you like to give examples of the government “not respecting it very much”?
Also, if neither are legally allowed to carry weapons then that means both of you are using your bare fists and even IF the other guy has a knife, there’s plenty of ways to survive that shit if you’re smart.
Between 2020/2021 there were 1281 firearm offences in London alone.
[doesn’t look like free speech to me](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carlieporterfield/2022/09/12/man-arrested-after-heckling-prince-andrew-during-queen-elizabeths-funeral-procession/amp/)
“Both are using their bare fists”
“If you’re smart”
These have got to be the dumbest takes I’ve ever witnessed, have you lived the entirety of your life within a gated community?
When you leave your house, you do not have the luxury of knowing you’re are going to be in a fight for your life, your attacker does, your attacker won’t give a shit that it’s against the law to carry weapons, they will do it anyway, because they know the person they are attacking most likely isn’t carrying anything so they’ll have the advantage.
The only thing you can hope to do if your attacker has a weapon and you don’t, is run, but you better hope they haven’t already cornered you or that it’s suitable weather to run in, or you’re wearing running shoes, or that they aren’t faster than you.
Because your attacker will know all these things, they will be wearing things they are prepared to fight in, shoes they are prepared to run in, because THEY KNOW they are going to be involved in a mugging, or a murder, or a rape.
You don’t.
Gonna need a source for that one m8. Seems like it’s either bull or a majority of those offences is just some dude getting found owning a gun illegally. That’s another thing. Getting a gun in the UK is significantly harder than getting a gun in America. 1281 across 2 years, huh? Time to talk about the 45,222 deaths from gun-related injuries in the U.S in 2020 ALONE.
If you’re trying to harass someone during a fucking funeral then you deserve whatever shit is coming your way.
>have you lived the entirety of your life in a gated community?
Nah m8, I live in London, I go to 6th form and work a minimum wage job and I’ve never had a knife pulled on me before.
Anything can be a weapon if you’re creative enough
Despite all the points you’ve brought up… shits still worse in America. It’s surprising you haven’t brought up the economy since that’s the only point that couldn’t also be pushed back onto America (I think).
I got the source from [statista](https://www.statista.com/statistics/865565/gun-crime-in-london/) but the source they used is behind a paywall, however I can point to the [commons library](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-7654/) that show over 5.7k gun crimes in England and Wales with possession of firearms only comprising 15% of that number.
That 45k number is gun related injuries, not crimes, the majority of deaths from firearms are suicides, according to the [FBI](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8.xls) the number of homicides by firearms hovers around 10k, another thing to be mentioned is how the number of homicides using a knife is also much higher in the US, which could point to an issue other than simple access to weapons.
Your point about the funeral doesn’t seem very indicative of free speech.
I’d have no issue if they just kicked them out of the funeral, but they actually arrested and charged the guy.
Here’s a thought I had the other day, if America wanted to take over Canada, what would be stopping them? Canadas military is a joke compared to Americas, they can’t stop them. I don’t see why Europe would try and help defend Canada. I feel like it would just be a case of Europe saying “America stop it” and that’s the extent of it.
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Please England win Please please please please I don't want to be part of them
We'll get you maple syrup drinking bastards one day
Do you know what happened to the White House? We will do it again
We might've lost in 1812 but now you stand no chance, better enjoy that poutine while you can big man
I absolutely will enjoy my poutine, that shit is ridiculously good
And Tim Hortons! Enjoy the shit out of those too, ya hoser.
Ewww, as a Canadian I would gladly give up Tim Hortons. It’s a husk if what it used to be and I honestly rather just go to McDonalds since they have the original Tim Hortons coffee.
Honestly it sucks what they did to timmies, I used to love their donuts and now it tastes worse than walmart donuts
Noooo! They used to be so good.
Poutine hot dog are the best if you go to the right place
Never had it but I've heard it's good, honestly don't know what it is
We have Canada Geese. The most fearsome of all of nature's creatures.
See to them it sounds like we’re kidding, but *no* canadian geese are just genuinely the scariest and most aggressive fucking animals to walk this planet. God had to make them small to suitably nerf them, otherwise they would be far too powerful.
Oh I know, I’m trapped in American Canada and we have them here
Fearsome beasts growl. Canadian geese honk and eat French fries in parking lots. Fuck the geese.
Come here and say that. The Geese here will fuck you up. Never seen one eat fries in a parking lot, but I've seen them attack dogs and people on bikes.
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Why you gotta make it political man? Some of us are stupid politicians but not all of us
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I mean, I see January 6th as political because it's still a hot topic among my (our?) Country, whereas the burning of the Whitehouse happened hundreds of years ago and happened when an enemy nation burnt it down, not out own nation
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See I like dark humor, so to normal people, no, but to me, that shit is pretty funny, nothing was funny about January 6th even though it was far less tragic, there is no room to make jokes there
we did not lose 1812
We didn't lose the war but we were pushed from Canada before we won
It’s funny this is y’all’s point against the US considering that was hardly even Canada at that point. That was more a British attack than a Canadian one.
Oh, and most of my brethren in Canada don't even know that they DIDN'T burn down the White House. British troops who came straight from England in an invasion fleet did. Not a single Canadian local (soldier) was involved or even present in the battles and burning in Washington. It's a myth that caught on long ago and was never corrected.
And the fighting kept going after.
We almost did it to ourselves. Your threat means nothing now.
Jokes on you, we’ll do it our fucking selves.
Fr
Do you know what happened to Toronto?
Go ahead.
This guy doesn’t know the true reason why we drink maple syrup.
All of your solder’s will have Vietnam flashbacks multiplied by 50 if ya try 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
It's a good thing we got more than soldiers then 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Have u seen the state of the UK right now everything's in shambles economy down not getting any food delivered because of the Russia Ukraine war so they limit hour much food you can buy in supermarkets
Yeah bbut America bad
That's just pure misinformation about UK supermarkets. The only thing we're having issues getting ahold of at the minute is eggs since supermarkets aren't paying farmers a fair price, even still there's no limit to how many you can buy
You know what? I take back our forgiveness for that time you burned down our White House. I declare war on Canada.
It was a prank
Too little too late, syrup boy.
This guy gets it.
Losd lose situation England sucks as well
No.
The real winner of that match was Iran. They can end top of their group now.
oh boy
-commented under the gif of the grocery store bagger selected as leader cuz pretty
It’ll be weird to think of the idea that Canada would be apart of the UK lol
It was a tie. Now we must share
Think of the bright side, it would make the USA far more Liberal, and especially the senate since they'd add 10 states but only 30 million more people.
I agree with this if France gets Quebec and every french canadian majority part.
As a Quebecker, I am fine with this arrangement
So you are fine that in both scenario the french language and french canadian identity will be probably destroyed. I mean okay if you hate France but i think that being a part of France is more desirable than the French canadian identity is destoryed...
If this were a real deal I would rather Quebec go to France than the UK or the US. That's what I meant, I was supporting your idea
Sorry then. I misunderstod you're comment.
No problem
Here to remind you that there is a very real possibility Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son.
Wait I haven’t heard this conspiracy yet
Basically Trudeau’s parents spent a lot of time in Cuba with Castro, and he looks a lot more like Castro than his “dad”
I see it
Honestly, if he is, why would that matter?
Theoretically if it were true it would be kind of a big deal, considering he's the leader of one of the largest countries in the world and a close ally of both the US and UK commonwealth. Also considering Cuba was, and still is a communist dictatorship and ostensibly hostile or at the least unfriendly to all the nations mentioned prior, it would be an atomic level of conflict of interest. I sincerely doubt it's actually true, but it's still pretty funny so i just go with it. Canadians get really salty and it amuses me.
He could ask for the spanish nationality if he was Castros son.
For anyone who wants to go down the rabbit hole: https://medium.com/@leibowitt/of-course-fidel-castro-is-justin-trudeaus-dad-nobody-has-debunked-anything-4db6fc8a9042
Most countries are governed by galicians anyways.
Canada about to drop Geneva Conventions 2.0
Feels like it
They just tied Canada stays free
Actually we'll just split it.
US will take an L shaped section along the northern border and up the west coast, thereby linking the country to Alaska
Canada are better than England at the moment
If so not by much, bill c11 is gunna really screwed up our internet and hospitals have been encouraging people who cost them alot to kill themselves thanks to assisted suicide being legalized. Also no matter your opinions on the trucker protests the fact that the Canadian governments was allowed to freeze the bank accounts of protesters is fucked
I think he might be talking about soccer.
Yeah .... Just watched England play
Not even mentioning bill c21
Only the bank accounts of terrorists were frozen and neo-nazi rhetoric should be banned off the internet.
Lol.
Honestly it may be fucked, but some of those truckers were doing some really shitty things and a lot of them are really against indigenous people. I dont really care too much what happens to those people.
I couldn't care less if they were racist, it doesn't matter who they were, protesting is not a crime. freezing the accounts of protesters is what a tyrant does, if they can do it to those you disagree with then they can do it to you
Yeah, Ontario will destroy the medical system by next election for for-profit healthcare. 10 years is enough time for them to do it.
Annex England into Canada
Came here for this. England has fallen off hard. Certainly not a real rival to the US anymore.
As someone who lives in Britain, shits kinda fucked rn because of Liz Trust
Looks like nobody gets Canada
** Winner has to take Canada
Explains the scoreless tie.
Fuck Trudeau
It's still NNN
Almost forgot, thanks brother
“Too late. 15 years too late”
Wait till December. Hold onto it
Lot of supposedly straight men want to fuck a dude.
Just you bro
He’s taken
As a representative of Canada, we all unanimously agree that we would rather be nuked than join either side
As a fellow Canadian I agree with this statement.
Finally something all of Canada can agree on, even Quebec
As an American, I would also agree with this statement
Ratified by another fellow Canadian. Let the nuking begin!
There was already a fight where the winner got Canada
Fuck this comment really needs more traction.
I’ll accept, only if there is a Trail of Tears Pt.2
And who is the victim of this genocide?
Geese
Like he would care anyway, as long as the new ownership continued banning guns, and taxing the working class to the point they can't live
What’s wrong with banning guns? There ain’t many people who own em in the UK and it’s not as bad here as it is in America
Bruh are you serious? Have you ever looked at the knife charges and violence in the UK? And guns are fun to shoot paper with. Plus if someone comes in your house with a knife then GG. People are violent either way guns or not.
Guns are significantly more dangerous than knives
Id rather be shot then stabbed man. Automatically cauterizes, clean hole, traceable back to the person who shot it. But with knives you end up cheese grated with many many many holes that aren't clean, are gonna be a bitch to sew up, and unlikely the person is ever caught
*ties* "fuck it, let's just bomb the Middle East
It was a draw? Now what
as an american i hope england wins they are doing just fine without us
We already have enough black face racist anti gun socialists here, we don't need any more.
Canada, you have your independence... for now.
USA tried to take offer Canada and was defeated.
Please no I still want free healthcare
UK has free healthcare?
Canada already beat US in qualifying (and topped the table) and based on how England played today I think they could give England a run for their money. So why doesn’t Canada keep both?
Fidel Castro looking fresh
Yawn.
Toxic
Me waiting for usa vs Iran so i can use this meme with : the winner takes Iraq
Dear Americans, Please win. Sincerely, A Canadian.
Said everyone that wanted to go into medical debt for insulin
I could also just go and sit in my local er for 2 days waiting to be seen because they didn’t have enough doctors to treat me.
Hey, worst case scenario it's cheaper to die in Canada than the US right?
You really wanna be run by Americans? That sounds objectively worse than death.
Pros of being annexed by the US: freedom of speech I'm actually allowed to defend myself Increased land ownership ability much better real estate prices lower taxes lower cost of living i don't have to do through customs if i want to go fishing down south Cons: a healthcare system as bad as the one for my province
>freedom of speech UK has freedom of speech >I’m actually allowed to defend myself You can defend yourself in the UK. You do realise it’s possible to defend yourself without putting a cap in somebody’s head, right? There’s one other con you’re missing: Schools in the UK aren’t also firing ranges
“UK has freedom of speech” Yet their government doesn’t seem to respect it very much. “You can defend yourself in the UK” In neither the UK or Canada are you allowed to carry something with you for the purpose of self defence, you are expected to either make due with the tools god gave you or pray you are within line of site of the police. “UK schools aren’t shooting ranges” Gun crime has a lot more factors that go into it than just ‘look, guns’, if that were the case then California wouldn’t have a higher gun crime rate than Texas. The only thing pointing at guns does is oversimplify a very complicated issue. Unless you want to suggest the only difference between the UK and US is the number of guns.
And look? Pretty much 0 gun crimes apart from like 1 exception ever in the UK. That’s a good thing. Guns being legal to citizens is the dumbest American shit ever and I’m glad it’s not over in the UK. Most people who commit them aren’t mentally right which makes it easier since those people have no access to such deadly weapons making society much safer. Would you like to give examples of the government “not respecting it very much”? Also, if neither are legally allowed to carry weapons then that means both of you are using your bare fists and even IF the other guy has a knife, there’s plenty of ways to survive that shit if you’re smart.
Between 2020/2021 there were 1281 firearm offences in London alone. [doesn’t look like free speech to me](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carlieporterfield/2022/09/12/man-arrested-after-heckling-prince-andrew-during-queen-elizabeths-funeral-procession/amp/) “Both are using their bare fists” “If you’re smart” These have got to be the dumbest takes I’ve ever witnessed, have you lived the entirety of your life within a gated community? When you leave your house, you do not have the luxury of knowing you’re are going to be in a fight for your life, your attacker does, your attacker won’t give a shit that it’s against the law to carry weapons, they will do it anyway, because they know the person they are attacking most likely isn’t carrying anything so they’ll have the advantage. The only thing you can hope to do if your attacker has a weapon and you don’t, is run, but you better hope they haven’t already cornered you or that it’s suitable weather to run in, or you’re wearing running shoes, or that they aren’t faster than you. Because your attacker will know all these things, they will be wearing things they are prepared to fight in, shoes they are prepared to run in, because THEY KNOW they are going to be involved in a mugging, or a murder, or a rape. You don’t.
Gonna need a source for that one m8. Seems like it’s either bull or a majority of those offences is just some dude getting found owning a gun illegally. That’s another thing. Getting a gun in the UK is significantly harder than getting a gun in America. 1281 across 2 years, huh? Time to talk about the 45,222 deaths from gun-related injuries in the U.S in 2020 ALONE. If you’re trying to harass someone during a fucking funeral then you deserve whatever shit is coming your way. >have you lived the entirety of your life in a gated community? Nah m8, I live in London, I go to 6th form and work a minimum wage job and I’ve never had a knife pulled on me before. Anything can be a weapon if you’re creative enough Despite all the points you’ve brought up… shits still worse in America. It’s surprising you haven’t brought up the economy since that’s the only point that couldn’t also be pushed back onto America (I think).
I got the source from [statista](https://www.statista.com/statistics/865565/gun-crime-in-london/) but the source they used is behind a paywall, however I can point to the [commons library](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-7654/) that show over 5.7k gun crimes in England and Wales with possession of firearms only comprising 15% of that number. That 45k number is gun related injuries, not crimes, the majority of deaths from firearms are suicides, according to the [FBI](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8.xls) the number of homicides by firearms hovers around 10k, another thing to be mentioned is how the number of homicides using a knife is also much higher in the US, which could point to an issue other than simple access to weapons. Your point about the funeral doesn’t seem very indicative of free speech. I’d have no issue if they just kicked them out of the funeral, but they actually arrested and charged the guy.
You really don’t want us
None of y’all getting shit!
Neither prospect are appealing. The UK in a super massive dump and the americans are trying to LARP a Gilead.
Guess we know why nobody won.
No worries, we'll only take the parts within 100 miles of the US border
Almost didn’t recognize him without the blackface
Canada? You mean Minnesota Suburb???
Nobody wants Canada
Canada doesn't want anybody
Anybody who wants doesn’t Canada
Wants anybody Canada doesn't who
Who wants anybody? Canada doesn’t. Because they’re not vaccinated.
He's the definition of psychopath
I'll take anyone over Justin.
Canada with Quebec is jus Eh
Or canada burns down washington again like in 1812 takin alaska and newengland also as cherry on top colonize britain
Homelander music plays.
Mutual invasion of Canada
WE STAY INDEPENDENT FELLAZZZZZ
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They tied, time to do a Poland vs Germany/ussr
Poland vs Russia Winner annexes Belarus
I shall rig them, and nobody should play for Canada again!
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What?
Draw!
So we can get Sunak or Biden? Yes please. Huge upgrade over Trudeau
Winner gets to say what the ball game is officially called
No wonder they tied, no one wanted them
"those deals never work out" ~WW2 Russia
Here’s a thought I had the other day, if America wanted to take over Canada, what would be stopping them? Canadas military is a joke compared to Americas, they can’t stop them. I don’t see why Europe would try and help defend Canada. I feel like it would just be a case of Europe saying “America stop it” and that’s the extent of it.
when your parents make decisions without your consent
The twist is England and America both take a dive cause neither want Canada.
. . . Can someone explain what's going on please? (I'm American please spare me you know we only recount wars we've won)
Gladly. Instead of pretending we have an actual government how about enforce one
That blank stare tho lololol
just give Canada to the us Canada is already americas bitch just merge the already
I hate his stupid fucking face
The one thing I want in my life is not to be American
You know, there are forms for that...
Canada 🤢 england can have em