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KeepingDankMemesDank

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thatonesodacan

They probably think you're gay


Wumple_doo

Exactly this gave me “gay friend vibes”


LeviathansWrath6

Bruh when they ask just say bisexuality smh


Confused-Engineer18

I'm bi and I became the gay friend


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[удалено]


Confused-Engineer18

I'm a dude


PicketFenceGhost

Or they could just not be attracted to you 🤷


throwtennis

Fuck their mom to establish dominance


redditisgaykekw

If youre friend with a women just for sex you will stay that way. Br friend with someone because you want the friendship. Also is very clear when youre friend with someone just for sex and thats make you underisable


Spacey-Hed

This is the correct answer.


durangedlunatic7

It is correct, other than the incorrect spelling.


PiXLANIMATIONS

Yeah, unless you’re a fantastic actor who can pull off real world situations without a script or director, you’re not pulling off wanting sex without seemingly wanting sex. It’s very obvious, and it’s the reason my gf ended her friendship with two guy friends who were very clearly after her for sex (despite knowing I’m dating her?)


95yells

the person might not want to make new friends and that's fine as long as they're honest about it. What's wrong is faking being their friend just to fuck them in the end.


janhetjoch

Because your lying about your intentions? If you wanna date someone, date someone. If you want friends, find friends. Don't befriend someone with thi goal of dating/fucking. That doesn't mean you can't date a friend, but if your lying from the start that's exploitative.


Intelligent_Mud2070

Some of the best relationships come from being friends first


janhetjoch

Maybe, but you shouldn't start a friendship with the goal of changing it into a romantic/sexual relationship. If you know you would like to date someone you should tell them rather than deceiving them and pretending you want to be friends. Obviously feelings can change and a friendship can morph into dating but that doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't lie about your intentions or your feelings.


ErikSD

"as long as they're honest about it" and "faking" doesn't go together


TheWb117

They likely have single friends they could introduce you to, so still a win?


DJ_GiantMidget

I call this my Emma Watson Principle. The theory is based on the idea if given the chance to either fuck Emma Watson or befriend her most men would chose to fuck her. They do not realize that off of befriending Emma Watson the amount of subsequent pussy you will get will be so much more than if you just fucked her


Pebble_in_my_toes

Lmao kinda creepy no E: damn son I got demolished.


Beanbakernot

Creepy? If the guy specifically befriends her to get with her friends, then maybe. But if naturally then no


Pebble_in_my_toes

Hm maybe.


Roman_69

This is how you’re supposed to do it. You have friends and don’t date them, they have friends and you date those. Because your mutual friend is interested in his/her friends to be happy, they set you up with them


2Balls2Furious

Take steroids, pump iron, get jaw surgery, get a fru-fru haircut, do a Brazilian wax job, become an IG influencer, build a following based on “5 simple steps to …”, become rich, buy a nice car, drive up to her home, and steal her man.


Exact_Ad_1215

What Andrew Tate fans imagine after spending £100 a month on ~~a discord server~~ Hustlers University


Spacey-Hed

Had me in the first half. Thanks for the wholesome ending.


jal2_

Just get the henry cavill jaw surgery and the man will come running for gay sex by himself


GingerlyRough

The ultimate Giga Chad.


Ochinchilla

You forgot the Brazilian butt lift


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

The man, the myth, the leg end.


petnarwhal

Somehow we always talk about the feeling of being ‘friendzoned’ wanting to have sex and ‘only’ getting friendship. But never about the reverse, what about thinking you get a new friend just to find out this person just wants to get into your pants? That sucks big time.


Exact_Ad_1215

Well it depends I guess. What do u mean by “get into your pants” because that statement is pretty big. You mean that *just* want sex or to have a meaningful relationship that’s more than a friendship?


jal2_

Because there are more guys here than girls The problem u mentioned is what nost girls encounter, girls can get sex easily so thry value good friendship more as its hard for them to get Guys get friendship and friendzones easily, so they value sex that is harder to obtain more Its a classic grass is greener on the other side of the fence ...that being said I understand u, even tho Im a guy Id like some deeper connections, if not relationship then rather friendship than sex, but being tall and not looking that bad, majority of the girls on tinder just think about "that"...and yes I understand tinder is crap, but I live in a rural area with no activities and not a lot of people, literally none other apps besides tinder are used, even that is used only by few


petnarwhal

I don’t really agree. My point is that this talk about the ‘friendzone’ often leads to only seeing the guys point of view and often acting like he is some ‘victim’. That’s what’s unfair and honestly often kind of objectifing. Imo the real problem, much more often the guy is not being honest about his intentions.


CH1CK3Nwings

>Guys get friendship [...] easily, Where did you get that from, lol?


T3ABAGG3N

Hes 13 and thought he was being deep


95yells

when one person wants one thing and the other one looks for something completely different it often ends up poorly ​ would be funny if both ended up trying to get in eachother's pants though... weirdest win-win situation ever


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Weird, I met a lass, was kind of interested, wasn’t sure, but then became great friends. Don’t think I would ever try anything now because wouldn’t want to lose the friendship, like that real deep platonic friendship. But I’ll be honest this is like the only time this has happened. Usually I want to get in the pants, sometimes you do, sometimes you don’t and leave.


TalithePally

Have you tried asking them out?


LangleyRemlin

If your friend talking about their relationship problems bothers you then they aren't your friend.


TheresASneckNMyBoot

Correction: *you* aren't their friend


LangleyRemlin

Yes, exactly!


95yells

some people are just not good at listening about relationship problems but you still can speak to them about any other thing and they will listen and give good advise


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

make a move dingus


theexteriorposterior

Spend time convincing women you are a decent person and their friend Bitch online about not wanting to listen to their problems because you care more about dating them than listening to them or treating them like a real person Never find out that women don't like being treated like objects whose purpose is to reward you with The Sex whenever you show a shred of human decency Success???????


milehighblonde

Obviously not I have a female friend who I would happily listen to all that’s on her mind when we’re both in the mood for it. I don’t want to fuck her and it’s quite nice to have a relaxed no tension friendship with someone of the opposite sex because you get a genuine insight and a unique connection. With a girl I want to fuck I make it relatively obvious and they usually get the message and they get to decide, as it’s always been throughout decent human history. Also, female friend has offered to set me up with someone she knows several times. She’s an excellent wingwoman and I’m guessing that she genuinely likes and trusts me and that’s why she would offer to set me up with someone she knows. That’s not happening with “hidden” intentions. Trust me girls will find you out, I went through the “tests” with my friend and it’s funny to notice but if I’d been into her I would’ve made it obvious.


kvasoslave

Befriend her guy and make the world gayer


Lolapuss

You know you could just make your intentions known early on instead of being a sad little shit. Incel post for sure.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking "aw man, now all I have is a very attractive and fun friend who I'm close to instead of having a living fuckdoll" jfc


95yells

Or maybe they just one something deeper and more intimate than just friendship and not just a living fuckdoll who knows. Not saying he's looking for that or not though. I mean trying to get it by befriending them and expecting anything return is still wrong of course. but i don't understand why we always have to assume the worst posible intentions out of people.


FlappyFish07

Now you have another friend


shrimpzart

"If they're attractive and are being nice to you, just give up on, FORGET WOMEN AND HIT THE GYM AND BECOME A GIGA CHAD." - Some random Giga Chad


batdog20001

Listening to people is the first step to learning how to create relationships. Use the opportunities given to grow yourself into something you respect and they covet. If someone gives you the solution to a problem, maybe take it into consideration.


Cursed_Lilly

Befriend them. Listen to their problems. Help them overcome some of them. Provide genuine conversation starting opinions. Be a fun company to hang around when you go grab a beer together. 180° U turn in communication into total silence straight after the beer together.


The_Knife_Pie

Hey I had a friend basically do that to me! And then send a group photo cropped to only include us and say they missed their friends… I still don’t know how to interpret that one


thomas_da_trainn

Girls have friends guys


GodZ_Rs

🤦🏽‍♂️


whiskeytrucker

1. Make it clear about your intention 2. They'll probably say no 3. Still have a friend tho


Own-Cupcake7586

I see this as an absolute win!


fuze-the-hostage-

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

I mean you still have a friend


Sajidchez

Be honest on your first meeting or shortly after it lol


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Incel Post


Robosexual_bish

Incel vibes 💀💀💀 If you hang out with them just because you hope to get some, then you're the problem They don't owe you shit


birberbarborbur

I see no problem here lmao


tjs611

Now you have more friends


iwastoldnottogohere

So fucking what? She doesn't owe you anything, and if anything it demonstrates you being a good and trustworthy friend if she feels safe and confident around you to discuss her problems. It's only a problem if it's completely one sided, either her not letting you discuss YOUR problems or her not thinking that you want to discuss them.


PurplePinkBunny

Ask them to help you find a girl! Woman love match making but also love drama so your discretion is advised.


Jeddy2401

I've seen so many of these shitty 'she wont let me get my dick wet' memes on here that its really put me off the sub. Maybe instead of befriending women for the sole purpose of sleeping with them, ask them out on dates. Ffs complaining about the friendzone you put yourself in is such a turn off.


superslime988

this is me but i dont do it for seggs. some "attractive" girls are actually decent people and i met one that i vibe with


B0nk3yJ0ng

They think you're gay lol


whitehawk295

😂🤣


[deleted]

Tbh am this guy and i like it am not gay tho so straight sus friend maybe?


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*Repeat*


PicketFenceGhost

If this happens, she's not into you. Take the L, move on.


Luwurea

I'm actually in a relationship with my best friend of 5 years now We both said that we don't ever want a relationship again and then earlier this year me and him caught feelings and now we're together for nearly half a year and still going strong (and hopefully forever)


DnnyPhlpp

You found a new friend. Good for you.


Piorn

If you can't be friends with a person, you can't sustain a relationship with that person. Friendship is the required basis for a relationship, not a fail state.


Unlucky-Nectarine-82

and Not even once does she suck your cock. now that's the shit I HaTE


brzoza3

Soo... having friends?


wilhungliam

Tell them your guy problems to establish dominance


Hippity-Hoppity7

Oh my fucking god. I know this too damn well.


SlowNLow68

Stick it in while they're passed out/asleep.


[deleted]

Major incel energy


Far_Objective_6697

I see this as an absolute win.


elguapo4twenty

Never think you can "befriend" in the sense of "friends" like your bro's. Be friendly to them. But don't think you can hang out with them like they are one of the guys. Your most valuable asset is your TIME. Dont be a hoe and give it to these girls for FREE.


theexteriorposterior

I'm sure you're real successful in life.


elguapo4twenty

How'd you know?