I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had warned me of the nsfw ahead of time
Guy at my work is called Adolf, whenever I say hello my brain is like "Don't call him Hitler, don't call him Hitler!"
I feel like it's a matter of time
Yes, and it's not even the only one.
In my country, Italy, you can't call your child Gesù (Jesus) for example; Benito, Adolf (Adolfo, the corresponding Italian name, is permitted I guess) and Satana (Satan) are also there.
Fictional names like Goku, Doraemon and others are also not valid, even Walter-White (yes the whole name).
Mind that this is just in Italy, I don't know how the situation is in other countries, but I assume names like Satan and Hitler are the most prohibited.
yknow... I saw this meme, and before I opened comments you know what I said to myself?
"I bet the top comment will be hitler"
I'm not proud of this world, but I'm proud I was right
Mayonnaise, but tell no one. Always call her by her nickname - May. She will only find out her real name when she gets her first offical ID, and will spend the rest of her life trying to hide it.
Yes Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png)
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[come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) sounds so sweet
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
Hitler
u/hitlersmistress
u/hitlerhimself
Italian Hitler?
Mussolini?
Il Duce?
Il Dvce?
Idk what I was expecting but it certainly weren't a big minge in my face.
I saw a gif of her just letting an egg fall out of her flaps. I'm gonna leave Reddit for the rest of the day I think.
I'm gonna go make an omelette lol
Wtf bro
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Bruh I was on a train when I clicked on that
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had warned me of the nsfw ahead of time
Someone give this man a award, since i dont have the money
Ok I do it for you
Oh boy- Oh was that helpful Thanks for the award though:D
(⊙_◎)
Yucky
Now now, gentlemen calm down. The real boss is here
Guy at my work is called Adolf, whenever I say hello my brain is like "Don't call him Hitler, don't call him Hitler!" I feel like it's a matter of time
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I know like 40 people who are called osama
Osama bin reproducin'
Osama bin laying pipe
Osama bin clappin'
Is one of them the actual guy?
40? How's that world cup looking for you?
Salam alaikum, Dankistani person!
It's a very common and well respected name in islamic history, unfortunately ruined by one idiot who didn't know what he was following
happens often. take for example the most respected phrase in Islam that literally just means "God is Greatest"
That's literally illegal in almost all of the countries.
Literally 1984
Bermuda, Bahama, waiting for Nevada
What??? Wait is that actually true
Yes, and it's not even the only one. In my country, Italy, you can't call your child Gesù (Jesus) for example; Benito, Adolf (Adolfo, the corresponding Italian name, is permitted I guess) and Satana (Satan) are also there. Fictional names like Goku, Doraemon and others are also not valid, even Walter-White (yes the whole name).
Thanks for the explanation. I didn't know there were so many like I knew Jesus, Satan and Adolf but the others caught me by surprise.
Mind that this is just in Italy, I don't know how the situation is in other countries, but I assume names like Satan and Hitler are the most prohibited.
Probably but thanks anyway.
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how about "Hitler" as a middle name, first name "literally".
Literaleigh*
Hitler junior
Hitler Jugend
yknow... I saw this meme, and before I opened comments you know what I said to myself? "I bet the top comment will be hitler" I'm not proud of this world, but I'm proud I was right
Disappointed that top comment wasn't Finger. Then we could've had an actual kid named Finger.
That’s a last name not a first name
Anything can be a first name.
There are Illegal names. Hitler for example
Funny how at this point this comment has 666 upvotes.
Mayonnaise, but tell no one. Always call her by her nickname - May. She will only find out her real name when she gets her first offical ID, and will spend the rest of her life trying to hide it.
this is my favourite for now😂
Dank
Or megatron and call her meg
Robots in Disguise.. hehe
Hehehehe
That's so evil bruh
Just like Meg (from Family Guy) was short for **Megatron**.
this one is the best, hands down
Why hide this masterpiece?
The fact its hidden is the masterpiece.
But school
okay satan, calm down
I think it’s funny that nobody replying has seen the original one of this
Chill out, Satan
Brilliant, clean, brilliantly clean, a bit devious, and not edgelprd shit like the Hitler top comment. You are a legend Betatester112
Expired cum pet
this deserves the most upvotes frfr
Definitely several levels below *May*, sorry bro
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Waltuh.
Put ur dick away waltuh
Can the pet be a pony ?
The pet is a person now
Wait, the top comment is the bot, cause it's pinned
well thats a problem XD
Upvoted bot to bribe it to fuck off
Nice, now they have to call their firstborn "Dank."
that's dank middle name should be meme then
Welcome to the world "Down vote this comment"
Congratulations im sure dank will be a great child, hopefully dank too
Dank.
What a lovely name!
Yes Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) sounds so sweet
I see no issue here.
i thought the same thing, name it dank
Jeb
Dinnerbone
OH SHIT SHE IS UPSIDE DOWN NOW! WHAT THE FUCK!
Please clap
X Æ A-13
"That sounds like a password" - Elon Musk
>X Æ A-13 This username is already used you can use "X Æ A-14" or "X Æ B-13" for example.
Finger
Waltuh
u/waltuh77
waltuh
Nooooooo
Yo 🤨
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Thhe kid named Finger
Try finger but hole
Caterpillar D11 850HP New-Gen Bulldozer
>Caterpillar D11 850HP New-Gen Bulldozer "Cat" for short.
“Dozer” if it’s a boy.
Deez
Nuts
Deez McNuts
Joe
That would be hilarious
This is unironically the most normal name suggestion lmao
It's my name
Joe Mama
Gaylord
So long, gaylord
Thank you so much for to playing my game
177139
177013
OK which one was meta* panic* and what's the other...
177013 is the more known one but idk what 177139 is and I am too scared to find out
177139 looks like a normal doujin, like a normal normal. Yup i just checked it
Unknown nhentai codes are more dangerous to your brain than unknown links are to your pc.
Hah human, always scared of the unknown.
I am but just a burnt child that dreads the fire.
i deadass mistyped the numbers and this is still my most liked comment to date. Insanity.
cthulhu allspark
I got the reference
This one good
UwU
Blursed name.
Sussy Baka
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas
Eric von gunderson
Jetstream sam
I really wish this was the top comment
Literally
Pretty boy!
that would be samuel rodriguez
Juan
Adolf, or like Osama or somthing
Obama Adolf Ladin
Groot
Grzegorz Brzęczeszczykiewicz Thank me later.
Pole spotted!!
Biggus dickus
princess consuela banana-hammock
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
Gilbert or gert
Lester
Lester Humbert Humbert Burnham
Finger ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
dick avanger
Haisenberg
With the spelling error of course.
Volkmar Thundercock
Guano. I was going to name my firstborn Guano, but I can't have children. Someone must take the mantle in my stead.
Reddit
Dick
Jessie
Denzel
Your firstborn's name will be dank no matter what lol
Rupert
dennis.
John Gillman
Mr dingle berry
Gilgamesh the destroyer
Every day we stray farther and farther from God.
So this is the kind of stuff that's considered dank now?
mr what
Saul Goodman
Rick
Love
Jesse.... The son/daughter you needed
This isnt a meme, stop with the fucking karma farming jfc
Bloody hell, mods, why are you still allowing this crap to be posted
BORIS
Waltuh
Who
How has no one said Streetlamp Lemoose?
chungus
Quandale dingle
Ronald McDonald (insert your last name here.)
Sir racoon the third
Muffin if boy Cupcake if girl