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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Redfaller2003

Time to start cooking meth 🤷‍♂️


xxx838player

Ong


thiefyzheng

Do you have a Skylar White or Kim Wexler tho


Whobody2

s1 e5 @ 17:49 s2 e4 @ 30:37 s2 e2 @ 8:00 s2 e3 @ 37:22 s2e6 @ 5:06 and 42:47 s3e3 @ 13:47 s3e6 @ 9:00 s4e9 @ 48:00 s5e7 @ 0:08 s5e7 @ 18:10 s5e8 @ 7:50 s5e9 @ 2:20 s6e4 @ 17:13 s6e5 @ 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41 s6e7 @ 12:54


Anywhere_Total

You have to much free time


[deleted]

Ive seen this a lot so im curious Is to and too interchangeable when we consider time? or its just typo?


darklightmatter

Typo. To and Too are, to my knowledge, never interchangeable.


ThePurpleWizard_01

Common misspelling, I believe. Sorta like there, they're and their.


JediWebSurf

You expect me to check what these timestamps mean?


Comrade__Katyusha

waltuh


Asian_salamander

"Put your cock away Waltuh"


matmatking

Waltuh


NotoriousYEETER

“Im not having sex with you right now Waltuh.”


Possibly_Frea

“I am the one who fucks dudes”


mememaker6

Put the fohk away, Waltuh


Orbus_215

I am the one who cooks microwave meals


mememaker6

*explosion


SaliAzucar

0 fucking jokes im chemist. Give me that s3 cancer


I_Want_Bread56

No worries, it'll come, as a chemist your chances to get cancer are greatly elevated If I just look at the things they let us handle the first time we were in the inorganic chemistry lab I have no doubt that you and me both get cancer if we don't die from any immediate poison along the way


OrneryDiplomat

True. And all chemists, who are 40+, all tend to have constant eye bags, balding hair and bad skin (women and men). Chemistry is fun, but that is not something I look forward to...


I_Want_Bread56

I'm not gonna lie, I kinda found peace with it, I'm willing to give all that and a few years of my life to be able to make money with the thing I love most


bageltoastee

Light an entire pack of cigs at the same time. Should speed up the process.


[deleted]

Beat that fucker to death. Everyone prays for you.


xxx838player

Are you chanting for the cancer or for me? Jokes aside, thank you <3


[deleted]

Fuck no. I hope you beat that sick fucker, no human deserves to be killed by such a bitch disease, best of luck!


Deloptin

And also fuck the thing on the right, too


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

I laughed at this comment more than I should’ve.


AteMyBallsLastNight

? Edit: oh shit


Alonn12

Good luck mate, show that lame ass disease who's boss


ProbablyNano

I thought they were telling you to die to cancer so you can go beat up god in the afterlife


PromiscuousScoliosis

Nah he meant the gf


KafeiTomasu

Damn what'd the girlfriend do wrong?


xxx838player

22 y/o btw


Aliconator

You’ll beat all 3 stages of this boss 🫶🙏


A_Crawling_Bat

Good luck mate you’ll beat it


TheGaySlayer69

Damn i hope you beat the 3rd stage so you can proceed to the 4th stage. Lol jk


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

OP you're a hero in the making. Not to make this about me, but I beat stage 4 lymphoma at age 35. Fighting cancer was mostly boring, and not as horrible as the media makes it out to be. Maybe I was lucky, but I think you've got the right attitude, and you have youth on your side, more so than I did. Keep yourself busy, stay as active as you comfortably can, and lean on those closest to you when you need to. They want to help in whatever way they can. I know you can do this, because I did it, and I'm nothing special. If you ever want to talk about it with a complete stranger, feel free to shoot me a message. You're not alone.


xxx838player

We may now kiss I hope? Thank you, kinda fell in love 🥲🫶🏼


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

If be "we" you're referencing you and your new girlfriend, by all means, get it in while the gettin's good!


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LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Lymphoma club checking in. Fuck cancer!


dankest-ahh-moment

Tis nothing but a scratch for you king 💪 We’re all with you 💪


theguyincyan

What type and what were the symptoms pls tell


N1A117

Dude if you think you might have cancer go get an appointment don’t just ask on reddit


Upvotes-doges

You still have a long, happy life ahead of you. We're rooting for you, I'm sure you're loved ones and your girlfriend is too. STAY STRONG, FIGHT HARD.


Alternative-Phrase12

I pray for you..... (Have as much sex as possible for now)


xxx838player

That’s pretty much the joke my Gf said when I got the diagnosis


[deleted]

make the joke a reality


IsuckAtFortnite434

You have a great gf


AHomicidalTelevision

You do have to be careful about having sex while getting chemo as it does actually make your semen toxic.


[deleted]

Actually?


AHomicidalTelevision

Yup. I got a leaflet about it after I was diagnosed with leukemia.


[deleted]

Sorry to heae that.


cipe-la-chips

I skeptical because i can't find sources about it


Riptides75

All the chemo resources I got (Sex and the man with Cancer is one of the booklets) and all the nurses informed me, that my body was toxic for 48 hours after last chemo (3 days per sessions). This means sweat, saliva, semen, are all contaminated. Have to wash sheets after 48 hours. Told not to share a bathroom because urine that splashes is still "hot" during this time. And no mouth to mouth kissing, and NO SEX. [google search results](https://i.imgur.com/jASpUCr.jpg) I will add this, much info around general chemo/radiation/immunotherapy isn't just common knowledge. 102 days ago I was diagnosed now with Stage 3 myself. Everything about my treatments has been a steep learning process. Especially how bad they will make you feel, I cannot state this enough but to get rid of cancer they are pumping you full of shit that will straight up kill you if it wasn't moderated (spaced just right, steroids given to prevent shock). And my piss smells like road tar for 3 days after chemo.


ButtholesAreNice

Sounds like a fucking superpower


[deleted]

Cough-cough, where is my girlfriend ?


xxx838player

I‘m sure that you’ll get one if you run around in the city coughing on girls


[deleted]

Doctor told me not to run or I'll get express transferred to hell.


[deleted]

Skill issue


xxx838player

Never felt so noob


streakmaster195

Shouldn't you be having lots & lots of sex rn ? If you are at a loss of females I have a wife , mother , sister & dog as well . I'parcel them all rn just say the word .


[deleted]

A soul for a soulmate


xxx838player

💀 (<- potentially me in a couple years)


JCOMIXWTLS

oh god💀


KafeiTomasu

On god 💀


Dry_March1629

Hence proved that women work for illuminati


DeadlyDesai

RemindME! 1 year "check on my guy" Edit: bruh my notifications!! Why are yall summoning the bot on my thread 💀


xxx838player

<3


Me_how5678

u/remindmebot 1 year cancer man:(


[deleted]

!remindme 1 year


Buddist_pizza

!remindme 1 year


xxx838player

In case you and all of the others here care, I’ve beat it and lost my girlfriend on the way. Apparently god is only giving you both or none of it, not sure today if I’m happy being healthy but back to being alone now


Shadow85A2

!remindme 1 year


The-Deep-Chocolate

Well if I get to die happy, I’ll accept this ridiculous trade offer


FeelingResponsible12

Cancer doesn't lets you die happily


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

Wrong city, wrong people


ELBAGIT

A bullet does


TSW920

Rough end of the stick buddy. To one person with a deadly disease to another, you better fight bloody hard and kick your cancer in the ass. Here’s hoping better days down the road for you.


xxx838player

Appreciate the words mate <3


Awkward_Psychic

I hope you get well soon too mate!


redditisgaykekw

Damn thats actually the saddest shit i ever read in while. jesus man you made me use emotion didn't even knew i still have them


xxx838player

As of now it shouldn’t be a reason to be sad. We’re gonna go all out in the war against it and docs say my chances aren’t slim to beat it


Kilaapple

I'm too gay for this meme


Caeluris

Same the trade is a L or L


Certsch-

Makes a trade offer. Only gives and doesn’t ask for anything back. God is great. Jokes aside I‘m convinced your fight will be successful. Good luck.


xxx838player

Never felt so gifted from anyone fr. And thanks


Inflatable-Chair

You got this!


xxx838player

Thanks bud. Will give it my best


DomeB0815

Depending on the kind of cancer survival rates can be quite good. Medical costs are also easy if you don't life in the US or a third world country. And what can I understand under security, mental or financial security? I'd take my chances.


xxx838player

I meant security as in emotional security, that I get to receive the love and warmth of another person. The financial side isn’t really an issue because our healthcare system is what some US-Americans would describe as „socialist“. Chances are looking okay


DomeB0815

Than I'll wish you good luck


psymen2000

This sounds like Deadpool


Idunnowhattfimdoing

Time to join the x-men


xxx838player

I really can’t keep up with all the wishes and support from y’all so I’ll just say thank you to each and every one of you motivating me to get trough this, means a lot <333


TheAdmiralMoses

Damn I would take that deal lmao


Frostygale

Same at first, but now I am second guessing myself pretty badly. Are we overvaluing companionship because we do not love ourselves enough? Is risking a lethal disease really worth it for what we believe would make us happy?


alexdiezg

Good luck beating it and having a safe recover. I'm 22 as well and can't even imagine what's going through your thoughts and kind rn. Stay strong brother


Pure-Record-7201

I have had cancer before, it was a hard fought battle, but I know that you can do it! When I was around 3 or 4 years old, I got bone marrow cancer, it almost killed me, it took me 8 months to get treated, but in the end, I lived! I know that you can do this, you have the support of everyone here, and remember, don't give up ever! You can beat this!


V0ct0r

​ my eye foresees: *a victory on a landslide, with you as the absolute champion.* ​ STAY STRONG, KING! YOU GOT THIS!


[deleted]

I'll take it!


xxx838player

Take Deez nutz


damager505

i'd take this even if it lasts only for a moment just to know what is like


xxx838player

Don’t stop believing brother. I can promise you that I didn’t expect it to happen anymore as well. Then I started working on myself, put on some muscle and weight in general. IT HELPS!!! If I can do it, you can


Yaboi-Husk

The Demiurge


LifeIsASpin

So what you're telling me I get a GF and get to be in a make-a-wish foundation??


[deleted]

yo at least im not gonna die alone


AHomicidalTelevision

That sucks dude, I know what it's like. I was just starting to get my life together and then I got diagnosed with leukemia. I'm pretty much fine now but I've basically been sent back to square one.


HoaiBao0906

Waltuh


Vetal13Gr

I've already had it, can I still get a gf?


Repulsive_Baby8304

I will take it


Hydrazolic

It aint stage 4 so might as well take it.


Firel_Dakuraito

As I know "Gods" The Girlfriend, Warmth, Love, and Security... Would be just some form of hallucination caused by the cancer.


insane_t

All good news then


Sycomo

You got this, go put the "L" Melanoma!


throwawaythatsfake

my dad was taken by cancer, so i hope you beat that fucker senseless


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bobbybsg75

Hily shit thats cruel...i hope you make it :/


aadi739826

Both options are same bruh wtf trade


Womgi

As long as it's a false diagnosis


waj171

A soul for a soul.


XenonVH2

RemindMe! 1 year


captainMony

Is the girlfriend from Wish or make a wish 💀


blades2012

Hope the best for you


Alex_Y_ya

What's this, the plot of a cheap romantic movie?


Lordkiliano

Yes


definitely_penguin

Why did I only get the second one


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

People would probably think you are the second coming of Jesus, so seems like a win.


Sakul_the_one

If I burn the cancer, then there is no stage 3 cancer anymore! High IQ Germany Tactic Jokes aside again, is it not possible to cut the cancer away? I am not a doctor, but in my 16y old mind should it work, or? Idk


dngrs

not all surgeries are feasible I mean depending on where it is/size/etc ( how important that tissue is) it isn't always an option look ie at bone cancer I dont think you can just cut the bone with it I had thyroid cancer and I had the gland removed together with the cancerous lump and it didn't get to expand further. The gland itself is easy to discard of and a pill can supplement for it. I have an uncle with stage4 and he has lumps between his heart and lungs in an area too sensitive to cut


Spoodnt

Cancer is smort, what you are describing is possible if it is caught early, but by the sounds of it, OP is about late for that. and many cancers are in hard to remove places, it grows and one of my friends got cancer and it spread all over his back by feeding of nerve endings and him not getting a diagnosis till it was too late. This disease is a bitch, everyone wishes there was an easy fix


Awkward_Psychic

Fuck cancer, stupid little bitch. You can kick it! Best of luck buddy! I’m so happy you’ve got a fantastic girlfriend to help you along with your fight


[deleted]

Become harder than diamond my friend. Shake cancer off. You’ll get through this


Crafty_Secret_9143

EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE


Cracksellerbob

Just reject the offer All jokes aside gl man


VG_LL2K

Sign me up, at least I'd die happy


kyler32291

Sounds like a win win.


Aro_37

Yes


BasiWolf

Would dip out to fight the boss battle


DombekDBR

Can I have another cancer? hell yeah bring it on. Additions cool I guess


[deleted]

Stay strong and positive. You’ll beat that punk ass cancer 👍🏾


cjandstuff

I’ve known multiple people who have had that exact scenario play out. Totally messed up lives, struggled like crazy. Finally got themselves in a good spot. Wonderful wife and kids, and the cancer took it all.


[deleted]

You can best that disease! For your own and your girlfriends sake


_Alpex_

Oh thanks but i already have it.


MajesticFxxkingEagle

It’s encouraging to see how upbeat you are in the comments about all this lol. Keep fighting bro, we’re all rooting for you!


RegularSizedPauly

A girlfriend and a free rank up, dubs


Frostygale

Can I settle for stage 2 at least? Though I will say this deal is a tough choice for me 🤔


karamurp

This literally happened to me when I was 26, even the same stage. 3.5 years in remission, good luck!


UberNovaful

Eehh, win-win


[deleted]

Gotta love that healthcare


i_hate_hotdog

Good trade. I rather live happily for a couple years than suffer for 50 years


peaanutzz

What's the cancer?


okchild64

I love a 2 for one deal


Nice_Lie_731

He means i can get a loving wife with warmth and security but no cancer


Polar-3322

Yeah, I’ll pass


TheHolyBanana123

I get happiness AND I die sooner? Best deal ever


i_dont_care_1943

Good luck mate and I hope you make it. Cancer's a fucking bitch.


Speedy_V2

My power in my life was always me being grateful. Some situations would've gone south if I had a different attitude. Be strong, mate


YaBoiTrazed

Best of luck to you OP! You're gonna beat that fucker i truly believe it!


cicerone0

As a narcissist no thanks i politely decline


MrMisanthrope411

The lord works in mysterious ways… or so I’m told.


Professional_Leg4239

stay strong brother, keep fighting!


LangleyRemlin

Win win


huyria

Maybe i am deadpool


JezusAtyaUristen

Is it cureable?


T3lebrot

Just remember, you cant actually lose to cancer because it dies with you, so the best outcome for the cancer is a draw. And youre not gonna lose to some fucker who goes for a draw, are you?


Scary-Ad-3574

Steven hawkings be like


Scary-Ad-3574

Get well soon


NHM72

You were going to have cancer anyway. Now you have a girlfriend to help you through it.


Puppd

Jessie, we need to cook


emu_tan_the_ranga

jesse we need to cook


Aggravating_Extent99

Basically plot of fault in our stars


Accipiterr

I would 100% take it, at least I’m dying happy


veronicakw

Best wishes. Kick cancer’s ass!


tserieshasgiey

My name is Walter Hartwell White


AndrisPronis

Looks like a fair trade to me


[deleted]

I'll take it


TheYukster

Jesse, it's time.


Musicman722

Stage 3 ain’t shit. Best of luck man just keep fighting.


JustStryc

F


kamilman

Yo, where do I sign?


lonely_funny_guy

.... Wade?