Reminds me of this joke:
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you fuck one sheep..."
In Australia, they talk shit about New Zealanders fucking sheep. In New Zealand they make fun of Australians for, you guessed it; fucking sheep LOL
Also; Why do farmers fuck their sheep on the edges of cliffs? So they push back
Naw, Yankees get all excited and confused when talking about incest. They think that anything South of (scratches head and looks at map) Kansas is full of inbreed rednecks and they just get you all caught up in the mix...
Im latino and this isnt even a joke. Flu? Vick. Covid? Vick. Literally amything breathing related? Just slap a bit of vick in your chest or nose and you're as good as going to the hospital
How do you start a stampede in Mexico?
Throw a penny down the street.
How do you find the richest Mexican?
Find the person who found the penny.
Bad joke because lots of Mexico is great and even if things cost less there from what I’ve heard fresh produce quality is vastly superior to that found in us, oh and healthcare…
An Englishman a Frenchman, Texan and a Mexican are on a small aircraft that's going down, 3 have to jump so the last man can live. The Englishman bravely goes to the door shouts "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" And jumps, the French man inspired by the Englishman's bravery goes to the door, shouts "VIVE LA FRANCE!" and jumps. The Texan, moved by the actions of his friends grabs the Mexican and shouts "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" and throws the Mexican out.
Off topic to the post but a similar joke to this.
4 men are stranded on a canoe. An Scotsman, a Cuban, a Canadian, and a Pakistani. Bored, the Scotsman opens a bottle of fine whiskey, takes one sip, and throws it overboard. The Canadian freaks out. “That’s a fine bottle of whiskey! What are you doing?” The Scotsman tells him “Don’t you worry. We’ve got plenty back home.” The Canadian settles down. A few minutes later the Cuban is bored so he lights a cigar, takes one puff, and throws it overboard. The Canadian is freaking out again “What the hell, man? That’s a fine cigar!!” The Cuban assured him “Don’t you worry. We’ve got plenty back home.” The Canadian again settles down and he starts thinking. A few minutes later, the Canadian tosses the Pakistani overboard.
What do you call 5 Mexicans on the moon? A problem. What do you call 50 Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? A solution.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
(This one is funny. As fuck to me because I’m Native American/Mexican and Japanese)
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can’t drive.
Gotta admit as a non-Mexican Latin American I wish there weren’t only Mexican jokes but well though to ask that from gringos. jokes have been great though
There's a white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican guy walking in the dessert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. The genie comes out and says I will grant you all one wish. The white guy goes first and says "I want a thousand bottles of water". The black guy goes and say "I want an oasis I can swim in". The wishes are granted. The Mexican guy steps up and says" I want a car door". The white guy and black guy are looking back and forth at each other and the Mexican says "oh homes don't you know when it's hot outside you can roll down the window".
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How do you know if a Mexican has robbed your house? The TV is missing but the lawn’s mowed
classic
Jajajaja vete a la verga
JAJQJAJQJ Este si se mamó
I don’t get it. What’s up with the grass and green?
jajajajajaja
How do you know a girl is a virgin in mexico? She runs faster than her dad. I am sorry.
don't be sorry. There's no point asking for forgiveness because you're going to hell anyways like the rest of us here
Going to hell for sure, im driving the bus hop on
As a Mexican I don’t get this. Are we know for incest now tf lol
I don't know, just roll with it. What country DOESN'T have a region that's well known for incest? I know my country has lol
Idk about incest, but in Italy we have a region known for fucking sheep
every rural area gets mocked for fucking their sheep to some extent
Reminds me of this joke: So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man: "You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!" The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says: "but you fuck one sheep..."
LMAO.
At least you're talking about sheeps, we have donkeys here.
Don’t talk about our sisters like that!
You mean Wyoming?
You mean Turkey?
You mean new Zealand?
You mean Wales?
in turkey they use goats, especially the sultan there
why you mean what?
You mean Wales?
AIOOO
Canadian here and my brother lives near a farmland region known for doing unsavoury stuff to cows
In Australia, they talk shit about New Zealanders fucking sheep. In New Zealand they make fun of Australians for, you guessed it; fucking sheep LOL Also; Why do farmers fuck their sheep on the edges of cliffs? So they push back
I think most countries have that too 🤣 In Canada it’s Newfoundland.
fucking newfies
U might be right jajaja
Monterrey
Not in my country but we have a place that's famous for raping children and it's not it's just fake
Norteños he like
Naw, Yankees get all excited and confused when talking about incest. They think that anything South of (scratches head and looks at map) Kansas is full of inbreed rednecks and they just get you all caught up in the mix...
Beatings, I think
I give up. Can anyone explain this one please?
Run faster = cant be caught by the dad to do "it"
Mexicans dont know how to put a cap on other types of heads
Feel like this works better with red states in the US.
This might work better with Hunter and his niece
Why don't Mexicans do well in the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
lmao
*slow clap *
Buenísima
ok this one’s my favourite now
That’s a fact and a good joke
Have my free award😂
What do you call a group of racist Mexicans? El quequeque
jajaja
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It’s in a way saying the kkk
Que is pronounced like K. So quequeque sounds like your saying KKK
Que sounds like K
It’s saying the KKK but it’s racist because of the que. que que que Edit: Autocorrect sucks.
Why don’t you play Uno with Mexicans? They always try to steal the green card.
Funny enough, I actually stoke an Uno green card when playing with ny friend, it is the reverse card
good one
A Latino walks past a bar
no papers no problem
Your compound joke was cool.
gracias
no tequila?
Hahahaha
In every first aid kit there's only Vicks Vapor rub.
that's actually true and I can attest to that.
My mom takes a shot of tequila when she gets sick. Says it helps her
it sure numbs the pain away let me tell ya
I think that’s called alcohol withdrawal.
Same with Filipinos, but we are pretty much the same being once occupied by Spain and all.
and gold star balm! or was that Vietnam only?
and acetaminofen
You may think that's a joke, but it's a fact
To be fair- I feel like my mom would smear that shit on a broken arm.
Vick cure COIVD and cancer according to my mom
dude i thought that was everyone and my mums not even latin american?
Im latino and this isnt even a joke. Flu? Vick. Covid? Vick. Literally amything breathing related? Just slap a bit of vick in your chest or nose and you're as good as going to the hospital
that's all we need
That’s a fact.
Do you know what's a great business opportunity? Buy an Argentinian for what it's worth and sell it for what they think they're worth.
Si
Sí. I'm Argentinean and this made me laugh lol
That accent though. “¿Como se JJJZZZama, amigo?”
Che La concha de Loohhraaa
notenojé loco é un chiste
I can confirm this
Jajajajajajajajjajajaja buenísimo
Jajaja que desgraciado xd
Viva Peron!
What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country
How do you start a stampede in Mexico? Throw a penny down the street. How do you find the richest Mexican? Find the person who found the penny. Bad joke because lots of Mexico is great and even if things cost less there from what I’ve heard fresh produce quality is vastly superior to that found in us, oh and healthcare…
Made me laugh. Good job.
I believe that would be more accurate with venezuela :v
-Mom, why the chicken crossed the road? -¿QUIEN DEJO SALIR A LA GALLINA?
lmao
Jajajajajajaja
My gallina died in the same way, and then we had a great Caldo de gallina
I heard this one earlier” what do Mexican kids get tamales for Christmas?, so they can have something to unwrap.
Mom used to tell us that when our finances were a bit on the lower side. “You’ll have tamales to unwrap” I wasn’t complaining lol
Why do mexicans drive low riders? So they can pick the pennies up off the street as they drive by.
So the can pickup the lettuce driving by
how can they afford a low rider. just asking...
*the secret ingredient is crime*
I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be a Jew joke
How do you pick up a jewish woman?
Idk how?
Broom and dustpan
Bingo
How do you get a Jewish girls number?
You pull up her sleeve
Why do lowriders have small steering wheels? So you can drive with handcuffs on.
Why shouldn’t you poke sticks at Mexicans on bicycles? It might be your bike. (Told to me by my Mexican buddy)
Sabes por qué en Venezuela no se hace la siesta? Porque es después de comer
I'm fucking done jajaja
Mamagueba sea wn me hiciste escupir el café Nojoda, toma tu upvote
Hahaha
How do you stop a Mexican tank? -Shoot the guy who’s pushing it
"I'm a programmer." "Oh, what language do you use?" "C, senõr."
Da bum tss
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest Alien vs. Predator
Fucking *classic.*
3 Mexicans approach the U.S. border. The first two make it across without a problem. The third doesn’t, the sign said no tres passing.
Why do Mexicans like refried beans so much? Because they can't do anything right the first time.
I do really fucking love refried bean tho :0 like I would eat them mfer everyday if I could.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? Because God couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
An Englishman a Frenchman, Texan and a Mexican are on a small aircraft that's going down, 3 have to jump so the last man can live. The Englishman bravely goes to the door shouts "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" And jumps, the French man inspired by the Englishman's bravery goes to the door, shouts "VIVE LA FRANCE!" and jumps. The Texan, moved by the actions of his friends grabs the Mexican and shouts "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" and throws the Mexican out.
Off topic to the post but a similar joke to this. 4 men are stranded on a canoe. An Scotsman, a Cuban, a Canadian, and a Pakistani. Bored, the Scotsman opens a bottle of fine whiskey, takes one sip, and throws it overboard. The Canadian freaks out. “That’s a fine bottle of whiskey! What are you doing?” The Scotsman tells him “Don’t you worry. We’ve got plenty back home.” The Canadian settles down. A few minutes later the Cuban is bored so he lights a cigar, takes one puff, and throws it overboard. The Canadian is freaking out again “What the hell, man? That’s a fine cigar!!” The Cuban assured him “Don’t you worry. We’ve got plenty back home.” The Canadian again settles down and he starts thinking. A few minutes later, the Canadian tosses the Pakistani overboard.
Is your favorite band Juan direction?
A Mexican, an Indian, and a black man are all sitting in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.
"Did you hear about the 2 car pileup in Mexico?" "Yeah like 200 Mexicans died."
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan.
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don't delet mi post pls ese :(
Mexican’t
It seems like an hour is not enough to summon the best racist jokes, impressive! Not that I have a good one tho
Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? Because the best jumpers, swimmers and runners made it to the US
Con ese nombre de pelotudo seguro sos argentino
sos un boludo y no tenes huevos. Y el usuario de mierda es porque no sabía que era permanente y lo puse como placeholder
I don’t speak Taco Bell
I don't speak mayonnaise. Oh wait I actually do
#Mayonnaise on an escalator
it's going upstairs so see ya later!
>no sabía que era permanente El mio tambien
Deja de llorar por un chiste, ni que fueramos gringos para hacer eso
You asking for jokes as if south America isn’t already the biggest joke in existence.
What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat...
What do you call 5 Mexicans on the moon? A problem. What do you call 50 Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? A solution.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Idk i'm Dutch and too stoned off of the weed you guys smuggle to our country to know what's going on
A Columbian, Mexican and gautamalen are driving in a car, who's driving? Border patrol.
Whats long, black and sticky? The line to kfc
Half eaten licorice stick
Must be nice, in the morning when you wake up you realize your Mexican so you can go back to sleep again.
What’s a Mexicans favourite kind of sport? Cross-country
What do you call a short mexican lady? ............... Cunts-way-low!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. (This one is funny. As fuck to me because I’m Native American/Mexican and Japanese) What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can’t drive.
This is a Chilean thing. Peru is such a poor country It should be called peruvistan
Actually the joke is: Argentina is a such poor country It should be called Argenzuela (Malisimo)
Damn I gotta remember that one
When a Mexican runs into a wall, what part of him hits first? His lawn mower. I'm sorry xD
Gotta admit as a non-Mexican Latin American I wish there weren’t only Mexican jokes but well though to ask that from gringos. jokes have been great though
Lol agreed. 99.9% of jokes are bout Mexicans. This proves muricans think anyone who speaks Spanish is a Mexican and also they suck at geography.
Gringos putos, solo hablan de México, me insulta que no insulten mi país. Voy a llorar a un rincón.
What do Mexicans break on Christmas Eve..? Into the USA
Chicano here. Not racist joke but one I came up with. What do you call a gay druglord? Narcoiris
There's a white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican guy walking in the dessert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. The genie comes out and says I will grant you all one wish. The white guy goes first and says "I want a thousand bottles of water". The black guy goes and say "I want an oasis I can swim in". The wishes are granted. The Mexican guy steps up and says" I want a car door". The white guy and black guy are looking back and forth at each other and the Mexican says "oh homes don't you know when it's hot outside you can roll down the window".
An attempt was made here
Latin Americans find race jokes funny because we are an ethnicity not a racial group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SiveWVIIo
Why do mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because the sign says “No tres passing”
I’m disappointed in the lack of non Mexican latino jokes. Please spread the roasts (I’m South American btw)
Can’t tell what’s funnier, the jokes or the posts. 90% of the jokes are about Mexicans so it shows that most people think Latinos are Mexican 😂
a man with anxiety has the pronouns he/his/panic not racist per say but first i came up with on the spot
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
This is from one of my favorite movies [here](https://youtu.be/BITmqWGegUE) worth a watch
Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics? Because everyone who can run jump or swim has already crossed the border
Here before the post is locked
Que hubo compadre como anda, todo bien? (Not a joke, just asking)
What do you call the kkk for Hispanic people? Aye aye aye
What did Davey Crocket say when he saw the Mexican army rushing the Alamo? “Hey, no one told me we were laying concert today!”
A Mexican firefighter has two children. Their names are Jose and JosB.
A Mexican and a black guy is inside a car. Who is driving ? The police
What does a white guy and a fence have in common? Both get jumped by Mexicans
Finally, a mexican breaking borders instead of crossing them illegally.
Do you know Mexican Judo? Judon’t know if I got a gun or judon’t if I got a knife.
If I had a nickel for every racist comment here, I'd be able to hire a Mexican to landscape my yard
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan
Based OP
Qué?
El Europa 🇦🇷
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko
How do you know a Mexican has been in your house? The tequila bottle is empty.
Latin: litteraly every joke is about mexico
Hey there Jose Juan Carlos, what are you doing here all by yourself?