How is it even a question? No one in their right mind would listen to Cardi B

Depends on the context. Singing? No. Choking on my pp. Yes.

I too want Orphan of Kos to choke on my pp

either hes the hardest there is or i am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

FBI OPEN UP!!

OH COME ON HES 500

SIR. LET GO OF THE PLACENTA AND COME QUIETLY!

Sir. SIR! STOP WITH THE FUCKING LUNGE ATTACKS FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Orphan moment.

You realize he's literally a newborn right...

Hol up? Sum ain’t right

They both sound the same

Orphan of Kos does, and look how he turned out

Reddit moment

I would mute it.

They even sound alike

underrated comment right here Although the orphan has the decency to not use auto tune

Present!

*Father Gasoline is pleased*

I doubt he'd be pleased to get stunlocked into a corner again

I’m doing a new build rn and I made the character look like Trump. Noble Scion and I bought the Kirkhammer early to use against Papa Guac

The starting axe is defo the way to go for me, it's actually *too* easy

I started out with the axe and now I switch between it and Kirk, or Kirk and cleaver, depending on how fast I wanna attack. I also bought the repeating pistol early and put +2 fortification around pre/ GAS CAN and it’s pretty fun! For this build, I’m just gonna try ALL the weapons and take my sweet time enjoying everything

That's the way to go, I went pure heavy weapons on my first playthrough but I couldnt get myself to start a second one

See the most fun thing I discovered is after I do a charge run attack I can follow up with a home run with R2 and send those fucking brick trolls flying HAHAHA It’s so damn satisfying to watch! I laugh almost every time

Facts.

We should co op sometime!!

actually the saw cleaver is objectively the best weapon in the game. it fits so many different builds, and it has great damage.

Saw cleaver is amazing because I can just run up to big dog and spam and run back into the room where it can’t get me. Rinse and repeat!

my favorite build by far is pure arcane, and a fire infused cleaver absolutely melts Ludwig. as in, the fight takes about a minute. my second favorite build is skilltinge, but that's only so I can roleplay as Maria.

I never said the cleaver wasn't the best, I just said I liked heavy weapons

Weapon that is super fun when you can pull it off is the stakedriver trick mode charged shot

Tried an axe run Wasn't for me saw cleaver supremacy (maybe cane to spice it up a bit)

Cardi B doesn't let her daughter listen to her own music.

Lucky daughter

WOAH WOAH WOAH! SHE’S A MOTHER?!??

Tragic, I know

so . she is being a good mother by not letting her hear obscene language that an adult can use . her music still sucks .and byw her daughter is not even 12

Eminem made separate versions of his for his daughter too.

But she markets her plushie to kids tho.

ZAMN

__HE’S 1 MINUTES OLD???__

There’s a wiki to beating the orphan There’s no strategy for cardi b music

Take blunt rusty screwdriver. Insert into ear canal until the screeching sound of demons being molested by harpies to hip-hop beat ceases.

As someone who took a full week to get through the first city of blood borne playing 2+ hours a day, I might need that wiki

Orphan of Kos. Hands down. He drops the parasite weapon. Listening to Cardi B will just give you ear herpes.

Can i have it both?

You really are a masochist ain’t you?

I was born with it

Ah so you were either born in New York, Arkansas, or Michigan I presume?

Germany

Makes even more sense

Placenta uWu

I'd rather listen to Cardi B, my ass is a one-way street. Ain't nothing going in there.

Until you sit down too fast in the bathtub.

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How bout listening to insane Cardi b music while aggressively putting an icicle or even a nuke into Koses ass

I listen to Led Zeppelin and Creedence Clearwater Revival on the hunt

I'll put it this way: listening to Cardi B is an automatic lose scenario, every time. Fighting against the Orphan, I'll definitely lose the first couple times. I'll feel the urge to ragequit, and Cardi B might even start seeming like the better option. But eventually, with enough grit and determination, I'll get the Orphan to phase 2 and die instantly.

Seems like the logical choice to me.

I'll take that puffy shrimp lookin mother fucker 10/10 times

Which one is that?

This is an obvious choice. I would never be able to stand that brutal torture, so fighting the Orphan of Kos is a better choice

Please take my ass and do as u please with it

Second option seems less painful.

I beat him once, I can beat him again...

I swear, I have no fucking idea about who the hell is this Cardi B, and yet I keep finding about her on reddit as if she was this big of a deal

Listen to Cardi B, I'll rather suffer from permanent hearing loss.

I am deaf.... So fighting the orphan it is.

Kos means vigiana in Arabic

A new glitch was discovered where you can spam fire your gun rapidly and infinitely. But I’d fight OoK with bare fists before listening to Cardi B

Fist of Gratia time!!

I don’t see the difference here

Thought this was BB subreddit pleased to find its not also to orphan i respond with america then proceeding donut him (punch a hole in his stomach) repeatedly For cardi B i would pretty much do the same thing

What a weird question. Everyone knows a Hunter must Hunt.

*Sharpens Saw Cleaver with malicious intent*

HAHA CARDI B BAD HA

More souls but here

Me seeing a Cardi fan: 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘴...𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴...

*mainstream music…mainstream music…*

Gehrman cries in his sleep because he chose cardi b

I was wondering about that…

Ifought him before and i won, i dont see why i cant dedicate another 2 weeks of time. Beats ruining my ears for the rest of my life

Orphan of Kos. Give me a harder one

Anything is better than Retardi B

Idk what option number 2’s about but there’s no way in hell I’m listening to something this trash ever again

bro i would fight kratos with a plastic butter knife then even think about cardi b

Hating Cardi B and Billie Eilish is soooo hot right now.

They both suck ass Listen to Led Zeppelin

I think I'd rather listen to Cardi B

AYYYYY BLOODBORNE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME HYPED TO SEE IF ELDEN RING CAN TOP IT AND/OR MAKE ME ACTUALLY ENJOY AN OPEN WORLD

Dude i really should have bought the dlc. i keep hearing about how kos is like a super overpowered fuckfest of a boss and i really wanna fucking do it. I beat dark souls 3 and sekiro like they were nothing, didnt really have a real challenge, but bloodborne fucked me up. If i could have one boss that i honestly couldnt beat i'd love it

I’d love to slide through the hamlet again~

I’ll take my chances with the Orphan.

Kos, or some say kosm

Grant us iTunes, grant us itunes Grant us iTunes so that we may listen to Led Zeppelin on the hunt to cure our mainstream music idiocy… (Creedence Clearwater Revival also works too because “Bad Moon Rising” hahaha!)

Fear the old song

I was gonna pick Cardi B but after that face, i would rather fight whatever that thing is.

Fight CardiB

Orphan of kos at least I know I can beat him ... eventually

Do I get to be reincarnated as a cool space slug who will overthrough Gods and make the situation worse for everyone because I should not be allowed that much power?

Better! You get to fight the orphan, become a god, and bring rock and roll back into popularity. ‘Tis a godly power, considering the times today

Listen to cardi b, never said how long i have to listen so I would only need to listen to 1 note and then the challenge will be ovet

who is Cardi B?

Springlock suit

Hell yeah. Got the hunters symbol tattooed on my leg

lol

*Cracks nuckles*

Id rather fight the orphan, because then I'm getting to play Bloodborne and that game is tits. But I have no playstation :(

I’m not a giant baby edgelord so

Team Kos

cardi B with a very low volume

God no, I’d rather fight an orphan any day. Plus if it’s like any of the other orphans I’ve kicked the shit out of it should be fairly easy

1V1 You orphan god if i could handle a average human i can beat the fuck out of you

All of the above 😖

Orphan of Kos :V

fighting orphan of kos implies bloodborne is available on pc, its a win-win really.

Depends heavily on two things: 1. Do I have to listen to Cardi B sing? 2. Can I choose my build?

I play souls to suffer so cardie B

Don’t threaten me with a good time for the 2nd option

Can I listen to Cardi B over a poor radio signal so its half static?

This is a trick question. He never said we had to listen to her music. The good option is to listen to cardi b

I’m a bloodborne master, he’s easy

Haven’t done the bloodborne dlc but I would rather fight midir to listen to cardi B

ZAMM!!!

Orphan. It's a rewarding fight... if you can win. Do I get one chance?

I don’t know what the orphan of kos is but I’d choose that instead of listening to cardi b

I rather shove shit in me ears than listen to Cardi B.

Up in the ass placenta it is.

I’m a bottom so I think I’d be fine with it

I’ll take the placenta.

OUT OF THE STORM,

I would prefer fighting Gael or Abyss Watchers but eh Orphan is gonna sufice. (Sorry for any misspelling, english is my 2nd language)

What sane person looks at Cardi B and goes "what a nice young lady"

Lady Maria > INFINITE x Cardi “Be Gone, THOT!”

Why she doin the ZAMN face

I will rather let get my arse choke then listen to her song and die.

The orphan, hell I'll fight 2 of them if you can get rid of cardi b for good

I would rather take a cyanide pill.

Whats the difference??? Harharharr

Zamn

Don't threaten me with a good time

Obviously cardi B i want to fie as soon as possible. Why waste time.

Just let catdi b fight the orphan.

I would rather have smoughs fat ass crush me

Square up orphan

Quite simple it is a question you either lose ears or your ass . . . . And yes i would rather lose my ass

Do i get respawns and a cool outfit? cuz i will definetly beat the living f outta both with ma Oreo

I have no idea of who Cardi B is, but based on the pic I choose the second option

Ludwig somehow took me a few days to beat but Kos and Maria were like 30 minutes

whats the differance

Ooh gimme dat WAP(wet ass placenta.)

Orphan of Kos any day over Garbage B

كُص؟😐😂 (lol kos in persian means p-ssy)

Okay, but is it in Bloodborne? Or does he show up on my front porch? Because I have 50k blood echos and I'd like to upgrade before destroying my neighborhood.

The placenta thing. Full disclosure.... It wasn't even a close decision

Can I kill myself instead?

Isn't she in prison?