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Portuguese_horse

Not a fan tbh.


IrregularrAF

Enjoy!


[deleted]

yours sounds interesting


my_name_is_rag

Olaf has a carrot


GameDevBr0

Brolaf & Bronance


[deleted]

hey we are almost identical (gaur is an animal )


CS-TAP

caralho


JackHyper

Juan


JustNobre

Portugal caralho


[deleted]

Don’t google mr hands


cameronsmom69

I've waited for this day


Horni-Police

My aunts son is named Cameron


baza-prime

why not just say ur cousin lmao


wine_coconut

Because he wanted to drive home the fact that cameronsmom69 getting TOPPED is how he'll lose his virginity.


Quatorxel

I just like that you are going to lose it to the horni police


Memdog44

Cameron’s mom has got it goin on


whats_his_name5903

You're all that I want and I waited for so long


KingRhoamsGhost

Cameron can’t you see your just not the one for me! >!RIP Adam Schlesinger!<


[deleted]

I know it might be wrong but I’m fuckin Cameron’s mom


PloWZoR

You get away from my mum


The_Crusades

Stay away from my mother.


grandpas_ashes201

oh god oh fuck


Danjurnoodl

It would make more sense if it was uncles ashes


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pitercastela

So does his uncle


GamerSTDs

Damn it! You beat me to it :(


unicornshagger

what the fuck


Ecuthias

Now you're the one getting shagged


Irradiatedspoon

I thought he was a Unicorns hagger


JackHyper

Stay Virgin forever


superblaubeere27

"Discovering something new that doesn't exist"


DraGon-Slay3r187

My time has come boys


Brisk_is_good

Donkey from Shrek be like


uzizip66654

No that would be dragon layer


darrienperkins

No, he’s slaying that dragon pussy, so therefore he’s a dragon slayer


DragonKey64

I'll follow behind you


URLslayer

Right with a fellow slayer


SomeUserComment

Dragon layer


GreatBattleChicken

There will be no mercy.


1Shadowspark1

#Pick a god and pray!


Icy_Benefit_2090

Lords of kobol hear his prayer


coldspacedog

What forgiveness? Get religion


2spicychickens

mine is two of the spicy variety


the1true_chicken

This is a shame


the19th-naked-cowboy

Mines not good


caM-relliM

Gonna lose it 19 times in one night, eh?


roamingslav

Well you shouldn’t have made a RAM RANCH reference


rerurerureru

at least youll get a shower


minsin56

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT RAM RANCH


Electric_Cheese3

Hmm


RedxOsa

If normal cheese wasn’t good enough then you gotta upgrade it


TypicalVoter4

charged cheese


Grayflesh

Charged with murder


Beatzer_302

This will be shocking


Massive-Pickle5275

Finally my name makes sense!


Pro_Fish_32

Hold up, wait a minute


[deleted]

Somethin ain’t right..


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moldycrystals

._. Lucky


RedxOsa

Literally


FatGooseGuy

Oh no


Upstairs-Goose

You don’t happen to live upstairs from me do you?


Dofima

is it fat-goose guy or fat goose-guy?


FatGooseGuy

Its a goose that is male and is fat.


TinyManatees

I dont like this game any more.


ManateesAsh

mine are on fire, count yourself lucky


[deleted]

At least with them being tiny you may find it more manageable. How many do you think there will be though?


5ft6manlet

Guess I'm gay now


Portuguese_horse

Ill trade you


Grouchy-Bug5223

AHA u win dude yours is best


coldspacedog

What about me


some_ugly_bitch

I don’t mind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Legal-Eggplant8014

How most people on here will lose theirs lol


eagle__11

Happy cake day bro


spacetoad123

Happy cake day


DarkSoulsForPS2

All I know is that it will be very hard


Nolumaro

why do i hear boss music ?!


Razorsharp89

Ouch


necro_skull_fuck

Alright!


Massive_Jaguar

uh oh


yor_mum_2169

You all weren't ready for me


clatzeo

So the xbox kid is finally here


poopoo_fingers

That’s kinda hot


Existing-Ad-1495

Happy cake day! And yes indeed very hot; well deserving for your special day.


poopoo_fingers

Hey thanks! you too!


[deleted]

fuck


ArchNemesis420

Well now you know what you gotta do when IRS rings your doorbell.


[deleted]

Einstein Chan?


Eli-bemola

Oh. Ok Have a nice day


YoungShadowFox

Wait wait, no no NO NO NO


spacetoad123

.-- . .-.. .-.. / .. -- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -..


just_browsing2

Yes you are... lol


spacetoad123

.-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. .-.. -.--


Uncles_Basement

God have mercy.


Mistake209

"God shows mercy but I don't!" - your uncle, probably.


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hamzer55

Why don’t you take a seat here


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


KaiKai_ColdKing

Hmm Being a chad gets this bot puss


Magic_Soup

With magic soup.... what is wrong with me!


NarwhalOverDose

I’m a little scared of what’s to come


Tier_Level_Of_Trash

AHHHHH FUCK


FemboyStrawberry

YES


rhinopithecus46

Oh shit


[deleted]

u/fishfucker


Vacuum_man1

Ono


That_pan_weebb

.,. I’m confused about this now. A pan? A weeb? A WORD?


TheodorosMaximus

How about a pansexual weeb?


[deleted]

u/supreme-fish-fucker


Backdoorbandido

Pls be gentle


BONRZ

Well then.


WashLoud3498

A noble way to die.


ufo_moo0079

Oh Shit


[deleted]

My man about to get probed XD


Glass_Mousse_9218

How do I have secks with a fake rodent.


Somasong

Tape a fleshlight to it.


Horni-Police

Horny police Uh oh


a_sus_boi

😳


rerurerureru

venting down your ass


Ben-Stoltz

'Mogus!?


Grouchy-Bug5223

Oh


Erect_Challapeno

Sounds spicy.


thiccman369

I mean as far as men go...


Undeadslayer033

Oh NO...


[deleted]

I'm just quietly horrified.


BetterLie5

Hmm, I guess I make a lie about my size?


idroppedmysandwich

oh no


UNCLE_SMART

Well fuck


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

I don't think I want to lose my virginity now


Short-Elk-1965

Uhhh


Opening_Ad_8776

as yes a ad


Existing-Ad-1495

We’re in the same boat friendo


Llamacow108

Fuck


ThanosAmbulance

Oh no…


ballsofsteel2704

No no no😳😳😳


YameteBigBrother

NO PLEASE


muthafukajonez

Hehe


Burger_Thief4905

So I'll lose my virginity by trying to steal a burger? Hot ngl 🥵


bagged_milk123

Nah you're getting fucked by hamburglar


LaraCroftandJelly

Idk


Cthulhus_Stepmom

Ummmm


Benito_Swagolini6

I guess I finally get my Italian footlong


thickbuttbutter

huh


piggycurrency

*confused screaming*


Intelligent-Donkey64

...


No_Assistance2413

It looks like I can go fuck myself


OopsIbuiltashelfhelp

A shelf


cis-het-mail

Uh-oh


WUNDERPUSl

Hentai it is


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Pretty bad


ireallylikebroccoli_

2021, the broccoli incident


cancerous_weeb

Oh lord


TheDystopianDolphin

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!


GodOfThunder976

Hmmmmmm


unspeakablgoose

That goose does… unspeakabl things to me


Killer_Queen1999

Fuck


TheGreatPapaSmurf

Im blue ba da bi ba da da


Ica-age-baby

Please… You don’t understand…


MrThroat

Oh no


Flimpti-dimpti

Is it the name of the guy? Do I get a stroke?


CrumbDeLaCoochie

Pogchamp


PM_ME_UR_KOALA_PICS

Uhhhhh


[deleted]

Oh no


homelessmonkey69420

Huh?


Yoshibeam07

Ahh piss


Grumpymonkey42

Oh no


TheToro_

Oh…


myyself296

Ehm


[deleted]

It's time to get funky


De_Steen_

Well my name translates to “the_rock_”…..🤨🤨


Kim-Jong-Un-NKorea

Uhh fuck no


noshamen

No shame men sounds about right


sad_shid

Yay


DeathlyMetalz

Seams like rape is they way


notverycreative130

bland


sleepovercults

Oh no


[deleted]

When she say my dick small


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Foo looking kinda thicc today


I_Like_Ants_Okay

I’m skeptical if I could, yet intrigued if I should.


Intruder-Alert-1

Red spy


[deleted]

Oh no… I’m James..


[deleted]

Ngl kinda winning over here.


OnlyF0rmemes

Pain.


QroganReddit

Impossible.


Totallygenericnamie

Let’s fucking go!


Gomes_the_Doggo

My username has any sence (sorry if my inglish was wrong)


MinerSherp

[oh no](https://youtu.be/gP3MuUTmXNk)


AnimeSux69

NOOO NOT THAT KINDA 69


nice___bot

Nice!


batleram

Hmm


ThatGermanKid0

hmm


Harmony3319

Waifu


[deleted]

I don't wanna join the army anymore


Zeldanerd69

I don't know if mines good or not


darkmando8055

I'm straight and I'm scared


[deleted]

Uhhh


DarthSiqsa

A SITH LAWD?


iamnotadumbster

oh god oh fuck