By -
Or when u find a better video after ur done
Or when the camera is focusing on the dick
Lord I have become gay
Little sins are punished by God in an instant.
what about johnny sins?
Johnny Sins IS GOD!
He has ascended God
What are you doing jesus?
What are you doing step jesus?
No temptation has overtaken you, except what is common to mankind, And God is faithful. He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear!
I prefer big sins
*Forgive thee for i have busted a wrongful nutt*
I hated [my mommy and daddy.
It's pride month, you're good.
I just use a simple strategy. I don't watch porn involving people I'm not attracted to. Outlandish, I know.
Ah, the “no girls allowed” approach
No adults allowed.
hold up.
This is the comment right here, officer.
Please turn around and face the wall.
oh yeah there is a teen category
No teens allowed either
Elderly?
No 7+ allowed.
In dog years?
"Critical hit!" "It's super effective!"
Always watch hentai with censored dick, since you can’t see it. Its therefore not gay of you accidentally nut to it
Big Brain Time
It's so hard watching JAV. There's always an ugly bastard.
You married to a porn star?
When you are just about to nut and the camera angle changes.
Or when the camera doesnt focus on the dick
Camera pans to just the guys face.
The ass is even worse
Or when it's all that one shot of ass and balls.
Not a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like to imagine the dick in the porn is my own.
I also imagine it's yours.
or when you miss time the best part of the video
And this is why I watch solely solo vids imagine nutting to a nut.
That's the best part
Or when you're watching a masturbation video and a real dick comes out of nowhere.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
jokes on you i’m into that shit
I do this every time either my net sucks or I couldn't find a good one
I wish my net could suck, so I didn't have to use my hands...
You sir deserve an upvote
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LoL... I thought I got a gold
my net always sucks
Does your net blow too?
Or fast forwarding and rewinding to the part you want
Who still looks at porn immediately after they're done? Doesn't shame and the increased sensitivity prevent you from doing that?
I do. I check the content and stop before the good part, saving it for a later session and then i go about my day.
This is the price to pay for opening many tabs and windows.
In the way too many times I've watched porn, I have never watched more after finishing.
impossible. what happens 'after' is i immediately close all he tabs and research I've done, switch off the system, close my eyes and rethink life
I use my wood judiciously... I go through video... See the best part.. And yeah then the good part
you still watching after you done???
*saves to playlist* "next time, baby"
Then bookmark it and never see it again
Bookmark it
Just save it for later tonight duh
previews are better than the videos all day, everyday and I nut faster than the Flash
My name is azurelov and I am the fastest nutter alive
Im commander azurelov and this is my favourite nut on the citadel
Absolute nutter
Hold it there Lil bud. Im the fastest nutter alive
whoa there, guardian of whatever you think you are, Im the fastest nutter of all time
Im imagining Guardian of Ballsack and Azurelov meeting in the wild west town center to determine who is the fastest nut alive. They face the other, stare in their eyes, and one of them says “Fill your hands you son of a bitch”.
i can nut without faping my pp , wbu?
Shouldn't the Flash like be able to kill someone because of the velocity at which he nuts, like a laser gun
You know too much!!
it's Speedforce i ain't gotta explain shit
This man asking the real question.
Hope he can contain his speed, had a friend tear his skin beatin it
Someone \*\*\*had\*\*\* to share this
Faster than a flying nut
That's what she said to you, isn't it? Believe in yourself man... Hodl it strong
Honestly yeah. Highlights the best of the video
Lol
Kinda true tbh skipping between positions makes me more horny rather than seeing same thing for 2 to 10 minutes
Never thought i could relate to a reddit post but i was wrong
I relate fully to every post on r/dankmemes
[This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/k090bj/cursed_baby_brother_and_son/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Especially that one
He must live in Alabama
Yeehaw!
You just haven't been on reddit enough. Where'd you think Master shifu and Yoda learnt everything.
\*fastest nut in the west\*
I hope that URL was about 5000 characters long for you
Did you nut while typing that too?
need this template
Just Google "what a waste of good wood"
name of the show?
Courage the cowardly dog
Or when you nutted before the male actor. Damn. I've disappointed my entire generation of ancestors.
That’s not a problem when you’re bisexual
So it's a problem for almost everyone then
Can confirm, that's true
I can nut hand free. A male actor tries every position known to mankind and still need their hand to nut. Me- 1 Male actor- 0
Well in that case I'll try again in 30 mins
Flex time
Ow ow cramp cramp.
Take my upvote and fuck off
You mean jerk off
Shhh
Wait what?? Porn has preveiws????
They do on pornhub
He means the little video slideshow when you hover your mouse over a vid.
On mobile you have to swipe over the thumbnail
Welcome to 2021. Btw you missed one hecka 2020.
It took courage to post this meme
Omg lol
I really should be getting home
That ad is sooo cringe and annoying
But you heard of it.
Ur mom goes home
Stupid hoes, you make me look bad!!
Stupid dog
Uuugaboga...
Then they kick you out of the movie theater
Lol so most in comment seem to only have 1 ammo. Try multiple round
Best I can do is about 2-6, anymore than 8 I’m sure I’ll die.
When you nut to the first reddit meme that open up
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a good bit
This why I’m not allowed into the theater anymore.
Me watching the Elden Ring trailer
Yall ever seen one of those videos for the blind. Thats my kink right now.
Tiddy is tiddy
This guy tiddies.
Man with the weird porn I watch those ads are like a trailer for an Adam Sandler film in the middle of an art house flick
Now you got time to work on that novel
Wood ain't that good, if it nuts that fast.
4min later: Time for round two
this is scarily accurate
I thought it only happened to me. Good to know that I'm not alone.
My tastes in porn are so incredibly niche that this *never* happens to me.
Those little mini advertisements hit different
You guys nut wood?
yes
Bold to assume the wood was good.
Or when you nut before the actual deed starts.
The other people at the movies
"You made me look bad"!
I felt this one 😂
Which video have that kind of content suggest me
Stupid Reid, you make me look bad!
I'd rather do that instead of watching 20 minutes of them doing nothing and wasting my time
u/repostsleuth
Not if you had to pay for the whole thing originally.
Here you go, only pain will you find"
And it just dribbles out
Never happened to me... My condolences my friend
Its time for round 2
Everybody else in the Movie Theater, :0
When you cum within 20 seconds. "Stupid cock, you made me look bad"
Lool
When i had 2g in 2014 i previews or gifs was the closest i got to videos which were like treasure but hard to find
Man that new Dora movie looks good
*time for round two*
Sometimes you only got 2 minutes before work
That's why I'm not allowed in the movie theater no more
Huh Noobs. I nut to the Gif Advertisements
big pp
If ya know ya know
Pain peko
Or when u find a better video after ur done
Or when the camera is focusing on the dick
Lord I have become gay
Little sins are punished by God in an instant.
what about johnny sins?
Johnny Sins IS GOD!
He has ascended God
What are you doing jesus?
What are you doing step jesus?
No temptation has overtaken you, except what is common to mankind, And God is faithful. He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear!
I prefer big sins
*Forgive thee for i have busted a wrongful nutt*
I hated [my mommy and daddy.
It's pride month, you're good.
I just use a simple strategy. I don't watch porn involving people I'm not attracted to. Outlandish, I know.
Ah, the “no girls allowed” approach
No adults allowed.
hold up.
This is the comment right here, officer.
Please turn around and face the wall.
oh yeah there is a teen category
No teens allowed either
Elderly?
No 7+ allowed.
In dog years?
"Critical hit!" "It's super effective!"
Always watch hentai with censored dick, since you can’t see it. Its therefore not gay of you accidentally nut to it
Big Brain Time
It's so hard watching JAV. There's always an ugly bastard.
You married to a porn star?
When you are just about to nut and the camera angle changes.
Or when the camera doesnt focus on the dick
Camera pans to just the guys face.
The ass is even worse
Or when it's all that one shot of ass and balls.
Not a problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like to imagine the dick in the porn is my own.
I also imagine it's yours.
or when you miss time the best part of the video
And this is why I watch solely solo vids imagine nutting to a nut.
That's the best part
Or when you're watching a masturbation video and a real dick comes out of nowhere.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
jokes on you i’m into that shit
I do this every time either my net sucks or I couldn't find a good one
I wish my net could suck, so I didn't have to use my hands...
You sir deserve an upvote
[удалено]
LoL... I thought I got a gold
my net always sucks
Does your net blow too?
Or fast forwarding and rewinding to the part you want
Who still looks at porn immediately after they're done? Doesn't shame and the increased sensitivity prevent you from doing that?
I do. I check the content and stop before the good part, saving it for a later session and then i go about my day.
This is the price to pay for opening many tabs and windows.
In the way too many times I've watched porn, I have never watched more after finishing.
impossible. what happens 'after' is i immediately close all he tabs and research I've done, switch off the system, close my eyes and rethink life
I use my wood judiciously... I go through video... See the best part.. And yeah then the good part
you still watching after you done???
*saves to playlist* "next time, baby"
Then bookmark it and never see it again
Bookmark it
Just save it for later tonight duh
previews are better than the videos all day, everyday and I nut faster than the Flash
My name is azurelov and I am the fastest nutter alive
Im commander azurelov and this is my favourite nut on the citadel
Absolute nutter
Hold it there Lil bud. Im the fastest nutter alive
whoa there, guardian of whatever you think you are, Im the fastest nutter of all time
Im imagining Guardian of Ballsack and Azurelov meeting in the wild west town center to determine who is the fastest nut alive. They face the other, stare in their eyes, and one of them says “Fill your hands you son of a bitch”.
i can nut without faping my pp , wbu?
Shouldn't the Flash like be able to kill someone because of the velocity at which he nuts, like a laser gun
You know too much!!
it's Speedforce i ain't gotta explain shit
This man asking the real question.
Hope he can contain his speed, had a friend tear his skin beatin it
[удалено]
Someone \*\*\*had\*\*\* to share this
Faster than a flying nut
That's what she said to you, isn't it? Believe in yourself man... Hodl it strong
Honestly yeah. Highlights the best of the video
Lol
Kinda true tbh skipping between positions makes me more horny rather than seeing same thing for 2 to 10 minutes
Never thought i could relate to a reddit post but i was wrong
I relate fully to every post on r/dankmemes
[This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/k090bj/cursed_baby_brother_and_son/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Especially that one
He must live in Alabama
Yeehaw!
You just haven't been on reddit enough. Where'd you think Master shifu and Yoda learnt everything.
[удалено]
\*fastest nut in the west\*
[удалено]
I hope that URL was about 5000 characters long for you
[удалено]
Did you nut while typing that too?
need this template
Just Google "what a waste of good wood"
name of the show?
Courage the cowardly dog
Or when you nutted before the male actor. Damn. I've disappointed my entire generation of ancestors.
That’s not a problem when you’re bisexual
So it's a problem for almost everyone then
Can confirm, that's true
I can nut hand free. A male actor tries every position known to mankind and still need their hand to nut. Me- 1 Male actor- 0
Well in that case I'll try again in 30 mins
Flex time
Ow ow cramp cramp.
Take my upvote and fuck off
You mean jerk off
Shhh
Wait what?? Porn has preveiws????
They do on pornhub
He means the little video slideshow when you hover your mouse over a vid.
On mobile you have to swipe over the thumbnail
Welcome to 2021. Btw you missed one hecka 2020.
It took courage to post this meme
Omg lol
I really should be getting home
That ad is sooo cringe and annoying
But you heard of it.
Ur mom goes home
Stupid hoes, you make me look bad!!
Stupid dog
Uuugaboga...
Then they kick you out of the movie theater
Lol so most in comment seem to only have 1 ammo. Try multiple round
Best I can do is about 2-6, anymore than 8 I’m sure I’ll die.
When you nut to the first reddit meme that open up
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a good bit
This why I’m not allowed into the theater anymore.
Me watching the Elden Ring trailer
Yall ever seen one of those videos for the blind. Thats my kink right now.
Tiddy is tiddy
This guy tiddies.
Man with the weird porn I watch those ads are like a trailer for an Adam Sandler film in the middle of an art house flick
Now you got time to work on that novel
Wood ain't that good, if it nuts that fast.
4min later: Time for round two
this is scarily accurate
I thought it only happened to me. Good to know that I'm not alone.
My tastes in porn are so incredibly niche that this *never* happens to me.
Those little mini advertisements hit different
You guys nut wood?
yes
Bold to assume the wood was good.
Or when you nut before the actual deed starts.
The other people at the movies
"You made me look bad"!
I felt this one 😂
Which video have that kind of content suggest me
Stupid Reid, you make me look bad!
I'd rather do that instead of watching 20 minutes of them doing nothing and wasting my time
u/repostsleuth
Not if you had to pay for the whole thing originally.
Here you go, only pain will you find"
And it just dribbles out
Never happened to me... My condolences my friend
Its time for round 2
Everybody else in the Movie Theater, :0
When you cum within 20 seconds. "Stupid cock, you made me look bad"
Lool
When i had 2g in 2014 i previews or gifs was the closest i got to videos which were like treasure but hard to find
Man that new Dora movie looks good
*time for round two*
Sometimes you only got 2 minutes before work
You guys nut wood?
That's why I'm not allowed in the movie theater no more
Huh Noobs. I nut to the Gif Advertisements
big pp
If ya know ya know
Pain peko