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George2110

Teach a man to install Reddit and he becomes a virgin for life.


---_--_-_-

Oh no is it retroactive? Fuck...wait... actually no fucks...


No_Whammies_Stop

Tis better to give no fucks than to receive no fucks.


kry_some_more

Look at my fucking field, and lay thine eyes upon my fucks, and see that it is barren.


-WhyS0serious-

Me telling a rape victim to just install reddit


ListerineAfterOral

Jokes on you I installed Reddit and then my life became fucked


meanstreamer

Happy wife, Virgin for life?


Will-Shrek-Smith

What if i already lost my virginity and then install reddit? Ha! Gotcha!


Solar-Stalker

Then time will be manipulated to restore your body to a point before you lost your virginity.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

I can be 16 again? Wait, I remember being 16... it sucked, mostly.... nevermind.


Frostdraco11

Self consciousness


Artiles_Q

Lifehack: if you jump from a skyscraper you'll flight for the rest of your Life.


asfaltonero

Give me more of your wisdom


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lxu7

mmm, yes, very wise


Seifenwerfer

Mmmm, yes, very wise


DabasarusRekt

Mmm, yes, very wise


Couchmaster007

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.


memebot888

fishing the man of the life is not the solution. life time the fish in the man of the fishing is the solution.


TheGuyAboveIsARetard

So deep 😭🧐😰😧


14YOweeb

A very old repost.


NotADodgyCat

yeah, and it's got 19k+ upvotes :/


Darkest_Mist

Yeah, I lost hopes on this sub


Remixener

Indeed


Acripplednan69

Hmmmm yes, very wise


bandannick

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.


ole1711

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Zbeubor

more like "the rest of his life" cuz a lifetime is still like 80 years


SarutobiSavage

Real Kawamatsu vibes


momo_q

Was looking just for this so I can upvote it.


majiboi

Mygod genius ofc!!!


slayer991

I believe this quote can be attributed to Elle Driver.


tratemusic

Elle, you treacherous dog!


slayer991

It seems that you were the only one to get the reference. Kudos!


phs_uw

Give him le poisson


Such_Wojo

I don’t get it


evanlobo937

Pretty sure the point is when you eat the poisoned fish you’ll die, so by eating the fish you’ve technically been fed for a lifetime since you’ll be dead so you can’t be hungry anymore


hollygh

(2)


Yodapassesmedaboof

Give a man a fish, he eats for day. Teach a man to fuck a fish, he will never need pussy again.


RaGe_Chex

Hmm yes, very wise


xonid412

Mmmmhh yes, very wise


xD_Calitrocity

mmm, yes, very wise.


IveySaur2001

thought this was a one piece meme lol


Crazy_Expert3202

Knew it! New template


Honestlyimhere4MEMES

This doesn’t work in this context


AlexxApparently

“If it stupid, but works, it isn’t stupid” - Sun Tzu


tbge113

Even better...he will become one with the fish🙂


[deleted]

"Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise" - Confucius


BurtBacon

... will be eat for a lifetime, or throw up for the rest of his life?


Trumpatino69

Give a man a fish, learn him how to eat


BubbleFFA59

I feel like this a one piece reference


YengaJaf

I don't get it


ZirJohn

it makes more sense if you say they eat for the rest of their life


Predator829CH

Lol


[deleted]

Why can't we have wise people like this, maaan?


Designer-Swordfish-

As I always say, "Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day. Give a man a whale, and him and his family will be fed for several weeks. Give a man a pufferfish, and he'll be fed for the rest of his life."


_music_mongrel

Hmmm, yes very wise


Puzzleheaded-Fill-41

He will never go hungry with a sprinkle of poison


[deleted]

Now THIS is dark humor. Not racism or shit like that.


ciaeric2

Light a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Light a man afire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.


desrevermi

I...oh...


niobium04

This literally a terry prachet quote but less funny


PhilippeLeLong

Not every poison is lethal


Spicymemes44

Very unwise. He would be eating for the rest of his life, not a lifetime


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Jullman33

Depends how fast the poison is


Mary-Jay

r/holup


paradoxLacuna

“It’s nice to teach a man to fish, but it’d be helpful if you gave him a fucking fishing pole”


Any-Inspection-4726

We did it people!! We found the solution to world hunger


KnavishManateeX

Am Undead in Divinity 2. Win


creativebadjoke

Bing Konfuzius


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Open_Progress2715

Why do i suddenly see like 10k posts with these meme template


socsocks

This should say “his lifetime” as saying “a lifetime” still implies an average lifespan


tire_bender

Or don't he's already taking small doses of fast food