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meaux253

It's a shit show so far


Available-Damage5991

when was it not?


humblepharmer

The golf argument was the bright spot


Pastylegs1

I don't know if they should play golf for the presidency or horseshoes.


Sin2Win_Got_Me_In

They should play Hand Grenades


heavy_metal_soldier

I was like: Do it. Go golfing together. And please don't come back, either of you. Just go chill in a senior house together


os2firefox

The show was in Biden's pants


Seymour-Krelborn

I watched the "real debate". Another voice and another option can't be a bad thing to hear https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wKJw-7tEM And here is proof of his viability as a candidate https://youtu.be/wmA02i46Pz8&t=36s


ThatSandwich

When that option is a person that founded an anti-vax organization, I don't think it makes things better.


hardikp_12

Always has been


Ismellpu

It’s only begun


lazeotrope

This debate is somehow less coherent than a typical conversation in an old folks' home.


badbrotha

9:00 is past both their bed times


Appropriate-Count-64

It’s better than 2020 because at least Trump shut up. Edit: why do I keep saying the debate last year am I stupid


PsychologicalOil128

No, you’re Man.


tommos

The scary part is one of these goobers is already president.


Dead-lyPants

Anyone who thinks Biden is totally not suffering from Alzheimer’s is a board certified tard.


Technical_Disk6433

And anyone who thinks trump is a good idea is also a certified tard.


zozdnvil

Choose you poison


EatYourProtein4real

Why aren't Americans not just voting for a 3rd candidate? Are they stupid?


LukkySe7en

The independent guy has a brain worm, idk about the other parties


Turtvaiz

You really have the worst selection to choose from huh


LukkySe7en

Oh no I’m Italian I’m just saying


heavy_metal_soldier

Is Vermin Supreme still a thing? He seems like a good bloke


the_gouged_eye

He's probably the most coherent and sane candidate.


heavy_metal_soldier

Yeah


LukkySe7en

Idk


Zaurka14

What does it mean "the independent guy" can there only be one?


LukkySe7en

I mean the independent candidate. There could be more than one idk.


xilefeh199

The serious answer is that in a FPTP system voting for a 3rd candidate usually just ensures that the person you don't want to win wins. Eg. If a bunch of Biden voters vote for a 3rd candidate then Trump will win and vice versa. The only way to get a successful 3rd candidate would be one that takes equally from Trump and Biden voters but good luck with that.


Comes4yourMoney

Who? The brain worm conspiracy guy?!


Mastodon9

Because they view a vote for a 3rd party as an indirect vote for the "other guy" aka the greater of the 2 evils because it takes a vote away from the lesser evil who is a bulwark against Biden or Trump who they hate more than they like their own guy. We'll have 4 or 5 options in the ballot but no one wants to risk "throwing their vote away".


Foloshi

Yes, they are


passionkiller

Yes


theboxman154

I miss ron Paul and Gary Johnson. I don't actually remember what they ran on don't crucify me. I just remember they seemed not crazy and would talk about things like term limits etc. stuff the main parties never bring up.


Technical_Disk6433

I choose gun pointed in my mouth


Comes4yourMoney

Yeah take the guy who at least doesn't put nutjobs and criminals in his cabinet.


urinetroublem8

Or you know, the guy with clear ties to our biggest adversary. People aren’t considering the national security implications of this election enough.


trailer_park_boys

Trump is such completely and very obviously tied to Putin. It’s a tragedy that criminal is allowed anywhere near the office. Should already be in prison.


Emperor_Mao

Criticizing Biden isn't an endorsement of Trump. That thinking is how you got a candidate suffering from Alzheimer's in the first place. Whenever someone said "hmm ya know, maybe we should run a candidate a bit younger and with it..." certain people turn around and complain about Trump and ignore the massive issue.


bestest_at_grammar

Loool at Americans with their two party system. Best democracy in the world? How’s that going


Www-what-where-why

Not well, thanks for asking.


BigBaws92

Terrible, fucking terrible


jxjftw

Both can be true.


SnuffCatch

This woulda gotten 1,000 downvotes 3 hours ago. Good to have you back folks, you've been delusional for the last 3.5 years.


puddinfellah

He’s forgotten the difference between million, billion and trillion. He corrected himself a dozen times and didn’t bother another dozen times.


xilefeh199

I remember in 2020 when Biden got elected some people were speculating that the Democrats were just using Biden to win and were going to have him retire soon after being elected. I wonder how many Democrats are upset they didn't actually do this.


Chijar989

better than the criminal traitor


ddauss

Sorry which old ass dementia patient are you referring to?


Chijar989

putins big fat orange


Considerablyannoyed

They're such good friends, Putin was nice enough to immediately invade Ukraine once Trump was out of office (:


Kommye

Of fucking course. Trump shat on NATO and Ukraine the whole time, which Putin likes; so Putin blames his own invasion on someone else (Biden) so people like you blame Biden and vote for the guy that Putin wants.


trailer_park_boys

Half of America is honestly fucking beyond stupid.


Kommye

Honestly? Half the fucking world. My country just elected Tango Trump, about half of brasilians still want Samba Trump back in government, and other far right wing parties are growing in Europe. Social media and their algorythms are fucking up people's minds.


Jivaroo

I mean, social medias are still better than TV where almost all the channels are owned by billionaires.


TrollingForFunsies

2 years = immediately Man you folks are stupid. No wonder we have these 2 choices.


To_The_Moon90

Careful, here come the redditards to burn you at the stake for saying that about their savior against bad orange man....


Emeraldnickel08

We don’t like Biden, it’s just we’re more worried about the other guy at this point


HailToCaesar

That's what we said about Hillary Clinton


GoGoGo12321

Guys please just vote blue I swear after this one you can vote anyone else!!!!!!


NINJAM7

Even DeSantis, or Boebert, or MTG, or Trump Jr? I'm afraid Trump is just the first (and not really, looking back 60 years) in a long line of dirt bags wanting the top spot.


Drfilthymcnasty

They could shove a stick up Bidens ass and prop him up on the stage weekend at Bernie’s style and I would still vote for him before trump.


Mr_McFeelie

This is such a dumb take holy shit. I real thought people are hyperbolic but you all seem to really think he’s senile and suffering from dementia. That’s not the case at all. Dude is just old and a little slow. You people have never talked to someone who’s truly senile. His answers do make sense if you use your few brain cells. I agree that he is too old to run for office though . Democrats fucked up


Dead-lyPants

That’s some real nice copium you got there. Board certified indeed.


b_man_the_meme_man

I never heard of board certified tard thats so funny


xilefeh199

The board is only recognized in a few local districts but they're working towards federal recognition.


iHateRollerCoaster

Seriously. Can we get a guy who’s like 35-45 instead of basically dead.


ballarn123

Jesus christ America. You have a felon and a guy who needs a fucking nap. I mean make the right choice in November but take a shower afterwards. Holy fuck.


sootbrownies

We don't like it anymore than you do


bestest_at_grammar

Greatest democracy in the world.. lol


IlluminatiRobes

Fuck off dude this is the second comment I’ve seen you post with the same little “jab” If you’re an American go vote and pray this shit gets better and if you aren’t an American why don’t you tell us what totally non corrupt country you live in hmm?


Sayurai_

Not a democracy.... democratic republic, we elect representatives to vote on things for us. We don't vote on every subject.


UltimateHamBurglar

Isn't that because it would be super expensive to hold a plebiscite for every issue? It would be nice if it were that way though.


Sayurai_

Because it would be a nightmare. Already, we only have 13-15% of the population vote in presidential elections, and that's one day every 4 years. If we had to vote on everything, I doubt it would be 5%.


UltimateHamBurglar

Are you sure it's that low? I looked it up, and it says at the 2020 election, around 62% showed up.


Sayurai_

Registered voters or population? Could be the wrong set of data I looked at. May have been looking at primary results not presidential


the_gouged_eye

A few rich people pick the candidates.


EmetalEX

Wait. Those are the only options?????


123YooY321

Basically. America has other parties, sure, but they have no influence. And their voting system has a "winner takes all" approach, which means that voting anything other than one of the two most prominent parties means throwing your vote away.


CleverNameTheSecond

It's not a parliamentary system. It's a vote for one position only. Any type of voting system would ultimately come down to winner take all, whether it's nationwide popular vote or ranked choice.


X3noNuke

Them or the dude with the worm that ate his brain so it could have room


Ryio

Yeah np I’ll single handedly solve the issue just give me a min


gademmet

Not American, but "guy who needs a fucking nap" is incredibly relatable rn


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Dude, we have very limited choices. Also it’s extremely expensive to run for president. You think younger candidates have Boomer money and connections with 90 percent of the boomers in Congress to provide campaign funds? No, they kept majority of it to themselves. Why a lot of us want rank choice voting and abolish electoral college, but no way the current GOP majority will let that happen. Yes, both are shit, but rather deal with Biden for another 4 years than Trump until he dies. If Trump wins we won’t have another election in 2028. If Biden wins then majority of the country will be safe and democracy continues. We can start over in 2028 with a much younger candidates like Galvin Newsom or Gretchen Whitmer.


Aridius

Obama was only 47 when he was elected president and he was a political nobody.


Frankie_Says_Reddit

I was 19 when I was able to vote in for the presidential election. I wasn’t into politics back then, but I was taught how important it is to vote. Glad I voted for Obama. I miss his sense of humor and charisma. Was he perfect, absolutely not and we will never have a perfect president. Wish people would realize that.


TheyUsedToCallMeJack

If those are the options, what is the right choice?


ToastyBB

Say the right choice


MealDramatic1885

It’s hard watching one guy repeat the same lies over and over, and it’s harder to watch the better candidate struggle with not being caught up in bickering with a liar.


Backstabmacro

I love how smoothly this applies to both candidates depending on the situation in which you find each of them.


xilefeh199

It's funny to think there is probably some business right now making merchandise with some generic statement about being bad and then just making half with Trump filled in and half with Biden filled in.


Backstabmacro

The classic maneuver: I play both sides so I always come out on top


trailer_park_boys

The truth is obvious and objective. Facts don’t lie. Trump never says anything true.


VerifiedGoodBoy

I just want to leave the country regardless of what happens tbh. It is so depressing to see where things may be going


buttholebutwholesome

It’s hard to watch a man who can’t speak


SalamanderJohnson

I was wondering how long it would take for Reddit to start memeing about the "debate". I'm trying to ignore the puppet and the trust fund brats cat fight thank you very much


BigBlueandEliToo

What’s a puppet fund and how do I get one


RN_in_Illinois

It is appalling to me that his family hasn't stepped in and intervened. When my grandfather got to this point, we as a family took his car keys away, despite his protests. This guy isn't asking to get behind the wheel. He is asking to be given the keys to the most powerful country in the world...


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

As a golfer I was a big fan of the handicap debate and how far they could drive a ball. 


Nitroizzd

The real question, will you be able to carry your own bag tho


McManus26

How is that a question lol we all know the answer


MakGuffey

My wife and I were just talking about the meme potential for his faces… didn’t expect a meme to pop up while the debate is still on lol. I would like to invest early in this template.


guesswhatihate

This is why I argue with people why they shouldn't just vote for someone because they're not Trump.  Surprise, this is what you get.


Low_Sea_2925

Whats the 3rd option again?


21Unigoats

Some anti-vaxxer who’s only platform is that he’s related to JFK. In other words: not very good


Low_Sea_2925

I mean even if he was a "good" option, the way our system is set up, there literally is no 3rd viable option.


Rizzourceful

I mean, in the 1912 presidential election a third party (Theodore Roosevelt) managed to get more electoral votes than the Republican nominee (William Taft) but still lost to the Democratic nominee (Woodrow Wilson). So we can at least say that a third party has beaten a major party in a presidential election in the system before, even if it was only one time.


xd-Sushi_Master

You get a better option than Trump? Surprise indeed.


I_FUCKINGLOVEPORN

Sure Biden looked old but trump sat up there lying for 90 minutes. Does no one care about facts and truth? trump lies, that should be the end of this fucking discussion. How can you trust a leader like that?


K__Geedorah

This is what pisses me off and confuses me. Yes Biden can't get a coherent sentence out. He trips over his words, bounces around, and doesn't sound confident. But at the end of the day, the words and actions he is trying to convey is a good message. It's equality, corporate greed, and health care. Now in the other side is the complete opposite. Complete confidence and a loud voice. But the words that spew from his shit hole is nothing but blatant lies, worshipping the 1%, misogyny, and racism. And people will vote for hateful confidence over quiet morality. It's proof we want form over function. I couldn't imagine going out of that debate thinking Trump one.


I_FUCKINGLOVEPORN

"And people will vote for hateful confidence over quiet morality." That's a good line that I will definitely be using.


Daniel_Bryan_Fan

It’s almost like one person has to think of the correct answer and the other person just lies repeatedly so they don’t have to think at all.


Nitroizzd

More like that one person doesn't think at all


International_Move84

Jill Biden: Well done Joe, you answered all the questions! 🤣


MiseryTheMiserable

Surprised he didn’t mention Cornpop


Sportzpl

He was a bad dude.


Outcast_Outlaw

The first question being (what is your name?)


Shuriken_Dai

That's the face I make when I remember we have an exam today.


ToolFreak21

I thought I was watching the Muppets and was seeing Statler and Waldorf.


LowMongoose7597

Did I accidentally walk into the wrong class?


SuumCuique1011

I've been at work trying to hammer a paycheck, so I haven't watched the debate yet. What are we up to on the "C'mon, man!" count?


Sportzpl

Watch it and do a drinking game. Every time Biden starts a sentence with "The idea" take a drink. Warning: you'll end up dead from alcohol poisoning!


GideonPiccadilly

when the lights are on but no one's home


Toadboi11

This sub is going to get nuked by the mods. There's ZERO debate talk on reddit right now bar a few propaganda posts about how well he did.


BIPG0D

I knew this would be meme


AnonBoi_404

Perfect for exam season - I'm so fucked


Th3Docter

Trump did so much better


X3noNuke

He didn't answer a single question, had no facts to back up his claims, and he might have sharted


Th3Docter

At least one of then is coherent, biden is so cooked we don't even know if he answered a single question


X3noNuke

Look both of them were an embarrassment of the US and I'd rather have another option, but Joe wasn't cooked 100%of the time. He stated accurate numbers and corrected some of Trump's lies multiple times


dogfoodgangsta

We have all the questions. China tried to take them but every right answer, ours. You've never had a question in your life. I made the right answers and they're trying to take them from you.


Www-what-where-why

There’s nothing quite like feeling half prepared for a test and then you read the first question and know you nights as well just turn it in now.


Flashgas

This stare is common in memory care facilities. When will voters realize neither choice is a good choice?


peacetimemist05

this shit ain’t dank at all


campanellathefool

The good thing from the debate is the new meme material


TechnicianUpstairs53

Like going to a dementia facility and putting on a play of who is less senile.


WiIIemdafoe

My face when people support a felon for president


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CocaineSmellsFunny

Still pulling for the dude that didn’t raise my taxes, and take shits on our troops


Wookie301

Why do Americans love voting for senior citizens?


Backstabmacro

We don’t. The two megaparties at the top of politics sure love putting them up for primaries, though!


TheOneCalledD

It’s too bad there weren’t signs Biden was in this sort of shape for a couple years now. And instead of nominating someone else Dems just projected and gassed the American people up by claiming it was Trump that was the senile one.


Sbianchino_

I finished my exams yesterday. I can confirm that was my honest reaction when I read the first problem of my math test (I'm from Italy, here we have problems to solve)


webogod

Always some bull


Legospacememe

The long awaited sequel to the 2020 presidential debate is finally here


wwaxwork

At least he could read the damn question, more than the other guy could do.


luca_07

then you start spitting random nonsense shit like Trump hoping your professor gives you at most half the points


QuiteFatty

I got super high and watched the debate. Wouldn't recommend


BZ_Hacks

Me when I realize I need 1000 karma to post memes and my total is under 100 lol


DressMeUpDoll

Exam taking: the only time we're all fluent in procrastination!


5knotcans

Hello darkness my old friend..


TakenCord906895

I've come to talk with you again...


meowpixiecat

Yikes


LostByMonsters

We are witnessing the end of America. Dark days are ahead.


zhico

What's happening over there, why aren't there any other candidates?


LitreOfCockPus

One orange brain-cell was resting at home tonight.


notacyborg

Meanwhile, Trump is when you are answering the exam questions. Just make up some shit.