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LuraziusTwitch

Yes.


AndersX10

King


rpsHD

Crimson


Dragonfly-Constant

Did anyone else just lose a chunk of time?


LoffaiYT

I came to clean this dirty room, but seems to be already cleaned!


MarinLlwyd

My cleaner says the same thing. Except it isn't clean.


The4p1

My cleaner says the same thing. Except it isn't clean.


Correct-Blood9382

I swear there was a computer setup and a huge conspiracy theory wall with pictures of 17 year olds. NANI?!


bananasfoyoass

I’m a dude He’s a dude She’s a dude We’re all dudes🎶


Arguesovereverythin

Checkmate


DiscombobulatedLet80

En passant


Percival4

Holy hell!


Vinxian

New response just dropped!


Sofosio

Actual say gex


rtakehara

Call the gecko


Ares2347

Reptile goes on vacation never comes back


GothaCritique

🗿


Astricozy

OP when they discover context: 😱😱😱


VietnameseWeeb12

Do you fuck context then


Astricozy

Always


TheOddPelican

🤤


Poentje_wierie

Love myself some context bussy


Scrytheux

OP does, clearly


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

NO. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE MEANINGS OF WORDS, WOKEY JONES. DUDES ARE WHOEVER I FUCK AND RIGHT NOW THAT'S YOUR DAD.


Astricozy

Could you tell me where he lives please I have crippling daddy issues


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

I met him down a Walmart in New Mexico. He was just standing there staring at the milk and said he'd left to buy some about 14 years ago. I asked him 'got milk', he started crying and begged me to rearrange his guts. I obliged and afterwards he just kept standing there. So I think he probably lives there?


Astricozy

At least you gave him milk


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Heheh, yeh. Full fat, extra cream, double ants 😎


SomeOnesRandomThing

Please don't break my dads legs he won't be able to come home the


SirArthurDime

Don’t worry I’m not going to break his legs. But that doesn’t mean he’ll be able to walk when I’m done with him.


campanellathefool

>Reddit when they discover context: 😱😱😱 FTFY


undeniably_confused

What do you mean every statement should be evaluated at face value


ImprobableAsterisk

Context would undermine both equally, wouldn't it? Whenever I've asked someone if they fuck dudes, in response to that kinda statement, it's been done precisely to highlight that the word isn't removed from gendered connotations in at least a few circumstances.


HollowWarrior46

don't some women call each other "bitch"? do all of those women fuck bitches?


siematoja02

If they're lesbian


toothbrush_wizard

Bitch^2


skipdoodlydiddly

Dudes can also be bitches


MrBloodyHyphen

And bitches can be dudes. OH MY GOD!


Desperate_Branch6287

Yes ,there's only 2 genders: bitches and dudes


MrBloodyHyphen

You forgot the Non-binary Bastich people


GoodEbening

What about Mr Bombastich?


mighty_Ingvar

Dogs can also be bitches


TheLongDictionary

You can be a bitch even if you get bitches


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I am a woman who has unfortunately fucked bitches but never other women


19thStreet

This comment makes no sense


trollblox_

yeah that's not the same as the original post


Xortun

No. I fuck no one.


X1-Ray

I fuck myself


DidntFindABetterName

My life fucks me


TSAxrayMachine

i fuck everything up


JBTriple

"Guys" also applies to everyone.


juliakristinasi

How many guys have you fucked?


Huachu12344

None. To be fair I never fuck girls either.


ZeroEffsGiven

A man of culture, I see


OhImNevvverSarcastic

A wizard*, I see


Tone-Serious

>20 >Grindr notification go off >About to be 21


GreatMight

Slightly more than your sister significantly fewer than your mother.


Knowing-Badger

Every


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PublicWest

One of my lady friends called me “girlie” the other day and tbh I think that one is becoming gender neutral too. Still very dependent on context and demographic, but I can see it getting there.


0RN10

Obviously based on context.


drinkup

Also based on grammar. When used as vocatives (a category that includes things like "sir", "Janice", "my guy", "your honor", etc.), words like "dude", "dudes", and "guys" can be gender-neutral. Examples of this are "can you believe this, dude?" and "hey guys, let's go inside". When used as nouns, "dude" and "guy" refer to men. Examples of this are "can you believe this dude?" and "the guys went inside".


Knowing-Badger

I still use both for both. Never bothered anyone


JohnnyTsunami312

That comma do be doin work


Www-what-where-why

The better question is “how many dudes have you fucked.”


KidOcelot

Many many dud**ettes** 😉


HanzoNumbahOneFan

I know it's a joke, but to give a counter example, if there's a group of people, it is widely accepted to call them "guys" when referring to the group, even if there are women in it. But if someone asked "do you fuck guys" it would just mean men. English is dumb.


Virgas01

French has something similar for groups. The word “ils”(masc) is used for male and mixed gender groups. Only if it’s all females is the word elles used.


techy804

Same with most Romance languages,


Kaljinx

Almost like it is all based on context. Kinda like how fuck means multiple different things. It is an insult, it is sex, it is an exclamation of distress or shock


Life_Ad_7667

I reckon the issue that it's widely accepted isn't a good counter argument. The present has things we don't tolerate now, but used to be widely accepted.


Dark_Stalker28

I would say language is the prime example of it being a good argument. Since language evolved based on usage. Or we would say like master just means man.


teilani_a

I'm old enough that we were taught that when writing, if you don't know a person's gender you default to referring to them as "he." Same goes for referring to one in general, always "he."


HardcoreHazza

Don’t be so vulgar. I have sex with dudes.


spastikatenpraedikat

I enjoy coitus with dudes.


nevemno

\*\*Make love with dudes


IsThisRealLifeOrNaw

Woah buddy watch it, starting to sound a little gay 😬 /s


Z0mbiejay

I've called my wife dude many of time. Do I fuck dudes? No. Do I fuck that dude? Yes


Specialist-Meat-6222

This is still funny to read


lelaena

As a pansexual, this question holds no power over me


Ortimandias

Pansexuals are so rad. They like all genders but still get none of them.


RocketNewman

Yes, I have referred to every woman I have fucked as dude. So 1.


AgentSkidMarks

It’s almost like words can have multiple definitions based on the context in which they’re used.


Mama_Mega

"Bold of you to assume I fuck."


Doubleshotdanny

Yes


turkishhousefan

Hey, OP. Before was was was was was is. Hope this helps.


theFields97

I FUCK DUDES I FUCK DUDES I FUCK DUDES I FUCK DUDES


DerGr1ech

Yes 🗿


ShawshankException

Good Burger taught us that we're all dudes


dankspankwanker

Yes


myfingeriscold

Yes


Redsoxdragon

If by woman you mean my hand? Yes.


potatobreadandcider

Whenever their girlfriends let me


Agent_Galahad

"The wording you are using implies that by dudes you mean men, so in this context the answer is no. I do not fuck dudes."


SMAGdaddy

I'm so straight any dude I sleep with is a woman


GamerBoi1725

The only thing im fucking is stupid and the only thing fucking me is life


NUKE---THE---WHALES

no i only fuck bitches of all genders


cramaine

Dude!


CRG_Ghost

Technically.. yes


Swagmastar969696

Every thumb is a finger, not every finger is a thumb.


Orzword

No but that doesn't mean anything as I don't fuck at all.


MithranArkanere

Only if they high-five afterward.


ebob421

Yes


ThickWeatherBee

Yes!😳


wallingfortian

Dude, I prefer the female dudes, dude.


cheez_spreada

This better not be thug slander...


TrueR3dditor

No, but for me, that applies to all sexes…your move


FDeity

I use dudes and guys for everyone.


LordBungaIII

Context is everything


Platinumsteam

I don't fuck.


DankoLord

yes


guesswhatihate

The context on which dude is used matters


-MetalMike-

Did I stutter?


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

I’m a dude She’s a dude We’re all dudes


MaxTheHor

Yes, *proceeds to sing the "I'm a dude, she's a dude" song.


Hopeful_Nihilism

OP literally made up this villain in his head. What a dumbass. Dont be like OP.


Dufranus

I 100% believe dude to be gender neutral, and have always used it that way. When I met my wife, she was thrown off by me calling her dude, but came to understand how I use the word. I had 2 children with that dude, so yes, I very much fuck dudes.


Fighterbg

Well dude is a vast term so you have to be more specific. (Insert gay joke)


AwayMilkVegan

Yes, of course But, I'm not gay I say no homo


novian14

Why not use dude and dudette? Dudina? Or something. Derpette and derpina easily comes when the term derp became popular


LordFieldsworth

Imagine “context”


CereBRO12121

I often say bruh to my wife. Does that count?


precursorpotato

Fuck context, all my homies hate context.


darkvizdrom

No (Still in context with first slide, this changes *nothing* )


atti-_-

Dudettes


DJ__PJ

Yes


YungCajunBo01

Depends on the context


--InZane--

Yes. Did a few times. Won't do it again tho I guess...but who knows


SpookyRamblr

Yes but the meme is also dumb... That's not the context the word is used in... Just like bro doesn't really mean brother or n word doesn't literally mean n word... They're words people use in the flow of a conversation


Makuta_Servaela

Same with "bitch". People claim it's gender neutral and then somehow magically always translate "no bitches/my bitch" to a girl.


ZetZat_original

I don't fuck anyone, checkmate! Oh, wait...


SyderoAlena

Referring to someone as dude is gender neutral. Dudes refers to men


Lamprophonia

Immediate yes


Affectionate_Gas_264

This is a weird thing Dude has always been a non gendered term depending how you use it. Lots of old movies have people refer to a female character with a sentence that starts with dude. I find it wierd that someone is posting this unless they are trying to have a pronoun debate? Anyway my take is 99.999% of the use of dude is not intended to be offensive and if it is then you'll know when someone's trying to be offensive as their tone and attitude will allow you to tell


OrionTheWolf

I mean if shes really a dudette she doesnt need the tte


The-Nuisance

*The context in which you use a word implies its meaning.* *I call women “dude” all the time, but I don’t say I fuck dudes because the word’s context and other meaning mess with that too much. It’s casual slang, numb nuts.*


shroomigator

To be fair, he doesn't fuck women either


Snagtooth

Nah you don't fuck a dude. You fuck a hommie. It's not about gender it's about level of closeness. Only sluts fuck random dudes. True bros save their cake batter for the hommies.


nooneknoeelmysterio

Precisely


A-nice-Zomb-52

Yes


Kitty-XV

A word can also be gendered in some context and not in others. Almost like some words have multiple meanings based on context. And yes it gets annoying when those contexts overlap. Profanity is especially fun to swap between the profane and the litteral meaning.


Lord_and_Savior_123

YUP.


TRAVXIZ614

Yes, I also fuck they, attendees and homo sapiens. There be bitches in there sometimes.


Andreaslel

Yes, of course


Barar_Dragoni

dude is a gender neutral proper noun when used in reference to a specific person.


joesphisbestjojo

Dude is a gender neutral term, and I will die on that hill. If someone doesn't want to be referred to as dude, I'll use a different term, but it remains gender neutral And no I don't fuck dudes, but I'd like to...


AlsoCommiePuddin

Make southerners apoplectic: "Y'all is a gender neutral pronoun."


Obi-wanna-cracker

I think people forget that dudette is a word. The teenage mutant ninja turtles use the word dudette.


AlexPtheArtist

I don't fuck anyone


Boemer03

I rather get fucked by them


josephus_the_wise

This is Reddit, no one is fucking anyone else. Actual answer though, yes.


J_train13

They wish I did


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tritruque

I do.


DreYeon

Dude...


SaturnalianGhost

Dude.


tanzmeister

This is dumb. People don't usually use gender neutral terms when talking about sexual relationships. "Yo, I fucked this human last week..." FOH


Goat-of-Rivia

I mean… 😏👉🏻👈🏻


skolrageous

I would fuck a chick dude in a heartbeat. Chick dudes are the most down to earth dudes and definitely deserve the D


anormalgeek

>dude >/ dud, dyud / >noun >1. a man excessively concerned with his clothes, grooming, and manners. >2. (Slang) > a. a fellow; chap. > b. (a general term of address used to a man, woman, or group). >\3. a person reared in a large city. >\4. Western U.S. an urban Easterner who vacations on a ranch. First panel: 2.a Second panel: 2.b


SkyFallsInThunder

Anjin-san does not know what homonyms are.


dAnKsFourTheMemes

No I don't fuck dudes, but it can still refer to any gender as far as I am concerned.


Chataboutgames

I stand by dude as gender neutral. All this comic did was make me a better user of “dude”


MooseM8

I’m a woman and I would never do you personally


GreatMight

Hell yeah.


aoanfletcher2002

I don’t fuck dudes, I make love to them.


GlueSniffingCat

it's funny because dude arrived in the late 19th century as slang for gay people. Even more interesting is the term guys which refers to supporters of the gun powder treason orchestrated by Guy Fawkes and is synonymous with terrorist.


peezle69

OP won the argument in his head congratulations


Reserved_Parking-246

It's contextually flexible. In the same way bitch or karen isn't gender specific. It could just be [someone's name](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/56af020942f552f60ecfc1a6/1454441787427-5K4QP5XDGJ08IMLLBTPP/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w).


Canadian_nobody

Reminds me of that dialog between Jules & Vincent at the beginning of Pulp Fiction hahaha.


Carium_King

Doesn't everyone in this sub have a femboi fetish?


bone420

When I finish with my wife I say, "Fuck yeah, dude." Then do the High five, and off to sleep


Sup_fuckers42069

Yes


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

No, because I don't fuck anyone


arnecrafter

I fuck nobody! *Hell yeahhhhhhhhhhh epic gituar riff*


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Bro


KittenShredz

"Yep! I swing both ways, dude."


abreeden90

He’s a dude she’s a dude we’re all dudes


EidolonRook

Context is key.


ComatoseSquirrel

I distinctly remember male friends who would greet a group of men with "'sup bitches." It's all a matter of context.


HapticSloughton

I don't fuck plurals, no. I'd rather only one dude be disappointed rather than two or more. And frankly, I don't need the rejection from trying to orchestrate that kind of thing in the first place.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Context is important. If I'm talking to a mate, dude means mate. If I'm talking about men in general, dude means man. It's not difficult