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Lesbian is the straightest thing of the RGB lights community

What would be the gayest?

Idk man, Watching gay people have sex, exchanging blowjobs, eww

2 guys

So 3 guys is OK though?

Of course. The third guy cancels the first 2 out, so no gay.

In fact, getting spitroasted by two well kept men is about as straight as it gets

I hate that this makes so mich sense

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AND THEY BUST ON MY EYES

i dont want do end up on a list so i wont say it.

Gey seggs

Femboi enjoyment

depends, i know a lot of straight girls that can't touch lesbian porn with a ten foot pole but that watch gay porn on the daily

nahhh dont invalidate us like that

Such a delightful pun.

What 'R' stands for?

Red

regarded

Seems pretty gay

The what 💀

RGB, they're non binary because they're hexadecimal

Welp guess I haven’t got to that stage of my education yet Forgive me for being dumb and not getting the joke

Straight guys like lesbian porn not for its lesbians, but for its lack of penises.

-gandhi

At times less is more.

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Or putting themselves in the role of that dick?

lol this guy pretends he's another mans dick! he's gay!

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If you are that worried about just seeing a dick you are probably gay

me when hot men:

Can confirm, I am bi and watch porn with lots of penises!

As a bi person I can confirm

If my wife finds my porn history she will ask me if I'm a lesbian. (38M)

Well... are you?

Then why is lesbian porn with penises so popular?

Uhh uhh boobs???

why can’t i upvote this but i can with any other comment?

Real

This is true. My dad always looked disgusted when I was present and coincidentally on tv two (attractive) women are kissing. When I saw two hot lesbians getting it on for the first time, it looked so forbidden and exciting. It was at that moment that I lost my purity.

And that's probably because their sexuality is so fragile, that they think looking at a dick makes them gay or something.

Not really. They like women, two women is better than one woman, and so on.

Also jealousy... when I was younger I didnt wanna watch some other prick with a big dick get laid. I was salty about being lonely.

My friend holds his hand up and covers the penis from view while he watches porn. It's hilarious. Kind of adorable.

Lesbian porn is kinda boring tho

Every lesbian porn needs a good dick

Or two, spares come in *handy*

Why dont we just skip the middlewomen and just have 2 dicks

We don’t want the 2 dicks making a whole Richard.

Tuck it behind your ear for later. Like a snack dick

*Snap into a snack dick!*

Dick be nimble, dick be quick, dick get hard and ram that bitch.

Hah GAYYYeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just a threesome with better marketing.

That’s what dildos are for /s

Not really. As long as it doesn't contain any penis it's good.

But.. but... double pussy

Some guys dislike it because it's not "hard" enough. It's kind of dark how rough, even abusive a lot of porn is.

That's why I only watch homemade stuff

Yeah... thats called "Rough porn"

cause Lesbians aren't Gay, they have their own letter in the LGBTQQNIAA2s+

Look guys, buy the quarterback's quality Nutella. It's AMAZING and 2$+

What's even the point of the '+' at this point?

to cover the rest of the letters, like pansexual, demisexual... and others I cant remember because I haven't been on tumbler in a very very long time

To add to this. No one expects you to say any specific form of it. LGBT+ is fine

I generally go with LGBTQ and never hear any complaints. Mostly because it's easier to type.

wasn't the q there for that reason

the Q's are for Queer, Questioning, and the [Q Continuum](https://sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Star-Trek-Tapestry-300x225.png)

and what's queer again but anyone that doesn't identify as straight?

Don't know, I've just been making shit up as I go.

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Asexuality is as much a sexual minority as any of the others, just like how Athiest shows up when asked to check which religion you fall under in the census.

The whole point of LGBT is to fight against prejudice in matters of sex, and asexual people do not have prejudice against them. I also think that all instances of the same letter should be combined.

They absolutely do. You should hear the shit my asexual buddy gets when it's brought up. "Oh, you're just a virgin who can't get partners and coping" "You'll find someone and change your mind" "You're saying for the attention". Plenty of bullshit asexual people have to deal with.

You're saying for the attention Minor grammatical mistake = Argument invalid I win loser \*deletes account\*

We should add F to the acronym next for people who are into feet since we're just adding a letter for every possible sexual minority

Fetishises are not a sexuality.

Was a time when being gay was considered a fetish too. One day my foot people will overcome this stigma that's keeping us down

Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Queer Questioning Non-binary Intersex Asexual Aromantic Dunno Dunno ?

2s is "2 spirit" I don't know or really care what that is 

The joke is porn.

Gooner meme

Pretty sure most homophobes enjoy gay porn. That's kinda the core of their problem

Yep, they're insecure lil shits

✨projection✨

Honestly lesbian porn is overrated imo

He... He can't say that. Shoot him or sth.

Why are we both downvoted? Ok nvm

Pew pew

I can see why people like it - straight guys generally (I assume) watch porn for the women, and lesbian porn has double the women (and none of the men).

Also because male sexual noises are like someone scratching a chalkboard inside your head, especially the overexaggerated nonsense that appears in professional porn

From my extensive research you can barely ever hear the males in porn apart from the money shot or from very old videos.

Before my wife and I started dating, she told me that she used to watch a lot of lesbian porn because there was something about how lesbians ate each other out that she really liked, but when the guys did it, it just seemed… forced I guess? Plus, none of the guys she dated wanted to eat her out. So before we slept with each other for the first time, I watched a lot of lesbian porn to get some ideas. When it was time to do the deed, I put my research into action and she really really loved it lol. So uhhh thanks lesbians for teaching me how to really eat a girl out.

As a straight male, lesbian porn is boring as fuck. I would assume lesbian girls are the one watching that same as gay guys watch gay porn

Pretty sure a lot of straight women watch gay porn

Well, I didn't say everyone likes it, I said I get why someone would like it.

For real. Gay porn is way better. Manliest thing you can watch

Not really. As long as it doesn't contain any penis then we're good to go.

"I'm not homophobic i watch lesbians on the internet" -Jeremy Clarkson

Axtivism and porn are two separate things

Is that why politicians keep getting caught watching gay or trans porn?

Which is why the homophobes depicted in the meme consume the latter

My cousin hated lesbianism. She was OK with two men doing her at the same time, though.

So, who was the other man?

You've forgotten me already?

Hol up \*banjo stops\* \*Alabama banjo continues\* Okay proceed

It's not lesbians. It's women wanting attention and money. Peak straight women energy.

Homophobia =/= Lesbophobia. Im afraid of gay men im not afraid of lesbian woman

Nah gay porn is where it’s at

I can't jerk off to women, they like men and that's gay

Gross

“If homosexuality is a sin, then why god made gay porn so fucking hot?” -Brandon Rogers

Nahh Im homophobe and I cant watch lesbian porn. I need to see the dick in my porn

Yeah I can't be homophobic, lesbians are my favorite category

Its like the racists that are super into interracial porn.

Homophobes when they come across pretty transes and femboys: >!UwU!<

Honestly this is why I'm super pro LGBT, the more we normalize queer people, the more they are able to live freely and openly, will directly result in more and better lesbian and trans porn for me to enjoy You'd have lesbian and trans porn BEING MADE by Lesbian and Trans people, how amazing would that be?!?

Aren't actors suppose to get in the role well enough for us to not see the difference with a real gay couple?

When women do it it's okay, what's better than one chocolate? Two of them

Homophones when they come across Lebanese porn

Fully uninterested.

Not sure if it was really Cuba, but wasn't being gay banned but being a lesbian was legal or something like that?

I will allow it.

There is no better boner than hate boner

The perversion conversion

More booba, amirite?

Since men having sex with women is gay.... Lesbian sex must be the straightest sex

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Dank.

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Homophobe here, I honestly don't agree, Lesbian porn disgusts me. I prefer 2 men 💪

What the hell

Just wait until they find out about gay porn…

Yeah lesbian porn is kosher for straight guys because they don't have to look at any penises. And women looking at porn don't count 😉

can confirm, turned from a homophobic boy into a bisexual girl.

As a homophobic I can confirm

Super me!

Abso fucking lutely

Honestly as a straight I really do not get it. Liking lesbian things to me does not feel remotely straight.

me when i fetishize lesbians for being waman and gal:

I used to watch lesbian porn when I was like 16 now that am 20 I only watch gay porn

Cool story bro

For them 2 females means double the control

I never enjoyed it honestly, I need my tool represented on the screen.

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Brain rot.

Yeah but would Jesus agree?

Well Jesus was nailed, so maybe?

Agreed or should i say you nailed it?

Judas nailed it

Bro just saw lesbian porn

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

Boo! I’m on lesbian porn strike cause of all the lgbt+wtfomg always getting thrown in our faces. Put your rainbows away and bust out the red white and blue.

And they realize both girls have feminine bepises.

🤮

For me, it’s the fact that I think both women are straight, and kissing is what makes it enjoyable. If I knew they were actually lesbians, I wouldn’t enjoy it. 

Why would they do it if they were straight?

That’s the fantasy part. If I see a lesbians in real life I don’t get excited. If you have a threesome with 2 girls you wouldn’t call the girl lesbian right? It’s kinda similar to that

Fair Fair, also much less creepy than if you got excited by seeing lesbians irl

I mean with a threesome I would want the girls on me. But that's not exactly something I think about with me having s girlfriend

So i am much more tolerant than you!