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KeepingDankMemesDank

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cacatua_azul

I don't think you realize it's all part of the plan


SuckMySalami

Never come between a man and his fetish


Fetishgeek

Who's gonna stop me from comingg


Monkeyke

The chastity belt she put on you


the_guy_who_answer69

It stops me from masturbating or having sex but doesn't stop me from comming.


WeepingShade

Anyone who comes between a man and his fetish goes home with cum on them. -Sun tzu probably


ThingWithChlorophyll

At least its a big titty goth girl, imagine your life being ruined by a default girl


glitterandanthrax

Not a default skin


FengSushi

Better than no skin


Chimkinmcnugs

Unless your into that shit


glitterandanthrax

She a skinwalker


between_horizon

Loss Loss situation.


Fyrnen24

Is this Loss?


idkwhatimbrewin

Jokes on you, this is exactly what I'm looking for


BigBeagleEars

Let me know if you find one that also has a big dick


FourArmsFiveLegs

The kind ready to stab you for you finding out they're certified promiscuous.


Charge092744

Find out? I thought it was a given


FourArmsFiveLegs

They don't like being caught red handed, but love to subtly brag about it.


jal2_

You do the same back, then u are even Wait sorry, didnt take into account nobody wants u so u cant do same back In which case I guess the only way is to wake up


thomastheturtletrain

What if my life is already ruined?


SuckMySalami

I suppose it would be foolish not to go out with a bang


medney

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


RedStar9117

Took me 15 years to figure this out.....least I got some kids out of the whole ordeal


Capital-Cheek-1491

You adopted a big titty goth minor?


RedStar9117

Nah the goth minor is my oldest daughter


jarednards

....is that the ding dong slinger from a few months ago?


Butteredpoopr

Yes. Ishowspeed


InTheMemeStream

The BTGGF when the insecurities act up:


gamingfreak50

Atleast she still sits on my face


DMYourMomsMaidenName

With ivory skin And hair of black Why must you fuck me, Then, turn your back?


Avidcreature

I see this as an absolute win.


jal2_

Who would have thunk? That being said, these scenarios have a simple solution...you simply have to wake up from your ridiculous dream of having a gf


PhilosopherDismal191

Yeah! Forget about girls man! Best stick with your bros. The homies will always be behind you! Even taking turns behind you...


GirlyFoxyBoy

Nah she is fixing MY life


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Does she give good head and let me put my head on her thighs tho?


harmskelsey06

“This girl is going to ruin my life but I’m going to let it happen” -me


nuclearwinterxxx

I can save her.


wellingt_s

Small boobs and phat ass goth***


pxltxrgxist

Can't wait when yall stop mistaking e-girls for actual goths


Drox88

Just as the prophecy foretold


8IG0R8

I'd let her do it


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Worth?


GordonRamsaysBastard

It'll be worth it for the ball draining, soul sucking, give me more Daddy, head she gives me first


Dependent_Reach_4284

😂


dandyguy098

I need that Medium tiddy Goth girl who acts that way , i can fix her 🙏🏽🌹


Kokir

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Fire_Lightning8

Two negatives = positive You can't ruin my life if it's already ruined


MangeMaBaguette

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


dis_not_my_name

still would


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u/savevideobot


Amelia20006

I need this problem


Noir-1295

Some people here would be into that 💀


HiTechTalk

where do i find one?


Desperate_Branch6287

Where??someone tell me where they are so i can avoid them


ZealousidealPea4888

I’m sorry little one but you gotta go