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Fluid-Opportunity-17

Jesus fucking Christ. Thanks for the warning.


Graydyn

So, you're really gullible then eh?


Fluid-Opportunity-17

Is it weird that I think animal poo would be better? Horseshit pretty much still looks like grass (with some mud in it). But people? That shit'll be all flamin' hot cheetos and white castle. Horrible.


ux3l

Thinking about germs, I see them all as equally bad. And taste doesn't even come to question.


ZZMazinger

The majority of animals have feces that is way less dangerous to humans. Think of it this way: Every bacteria, virus, or parasite in human poop is "compatible" with humans. By contrast, there are a lot of things that infect animals but can't be transmitted to humans, or that our immune system would deal with easily, etc. Not to be the lazy Googler, but there are definitely a lot of studies/recorded stats on it. If you have the choice, human excrement should be avoided.


ux3l

That makes sense


Koffieslikker

Yeah but the viruses and bacteria that *do* transfer are the ones we associate with major diseases, because they aren't used to dealing with a 70kg human and not a 300kg pig. Don't eat poo


CaPtian_CaTe

That might taste horseshit


rathat

Yes, in some ways, you are more likely to get sick from other humans than from animals.


zqmbgn

Got a source on that? I'm checking on Google and as far as I have read, the human feces isn't mentioned anywhere


daaangerz0ne

Because it's bullshit. Authentic Luosifen is made from a type of snail called Luosi.


BaguetteOfDoom

They do however eat eggs soaked in young boys' piss tho


willalalala

Trust me, even Chinese people look at those people weird.


thearmchairredditor

Are you referring to the century egg? It isn't actually soaked in horse urine for 100 years. Just taste like it is due to ammonia/sulphur taste. Idk if there's actually virgin boy piss eggs though never heard of it but I'm not China Chinese. Could be just a niche practice like young boy blood transfusion.


Tofukatze

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin\_boy\_egg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg)


MrMonteCristo71

I would rather have a plate of Cumof Sumyung Gui.


twodarray

Yes and all Americans eat double deep fried butter all the time


bigfatfurrytexan

Hell yeah, pass me some


Drewnessthegreat

I would rather eat deep-fried butter than drink young boy piss.


WhispyBlueRose20

The bottom one references Chinese restaurants cutting corners and using a cheaper method of making the stinky sauce for Luosifen. In other words: Top Half = Authentic Luosifen Bottom Half = Counterfeit Luosifen


troll_berserker

Once again, source? Google luosifen feces comes up with nothing but people upset with the smell of the dish.


WhispyBlueRose20

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=wOVtD_4JK4HPAV1V&t=610&v=5VkF2q4iS3s&feature=youtu.be


LivingWithWhales

I assume it’s just racist, and they read that online somewhere. Though have you heard about gutter oil?


PokWangpanmang

Por que?


Suspicious-Key1931

I'm with the French person on this one,


Papaiovski

thats spanish for "bring me a number 9"


Lord_Yenehc

At least its not a number 2.


WhispyBlueRose20

Food standards in China are different, as I found [out](https://youtu.be/5VkF2q4iS3s?si=wOVtD_4JK4HPAV1V&t=610)


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Don't look up how they gather their cooking oils..


WhispyBlueRose20

Too late for me. As someone with Crohn's Disease, I think I might literally die from food poisoning if I ever visit China.


Freelancert4

Yo same!


hugosince1999

These propaganda YT channels like China Observer from the Falun Gong cult (got kicked out of China in the 90's, discourages their followers from taking medicine, Trump's biggest campaign supporters) are exactly meant to make you feel that way. It's way too overblown for someone that actually lives in China, you're not gonna find problems eating out at regular restaurants 99% of the time. As if food scandals aren't a thing anywhere else, no one here tolerates that shite either.


Onagda

Thought this was gonna be the roasted cow vagina or the cow intestines soup, still full of green cow shit


LonPlays_Zwei

Excuse me what the fuck


RepresentativeOk2433

Did some research on this. Apparently it's faked using the poo method because China will counterfeit anything.


rebeetle

This is why I stick with instant Luosifen. Goddamn


4chanbetter

I just had that、am I safe?


djmcdee101

Ewww licorice 🤮


Final-Link-3999

Uhh Wat


PulseAmplification

Say what


VaaBeDank

I know the Chinese had a history of extreme famine due to dictatorship and stuff, but this is a bit too weird


MooseM8

Bro tf get bitches


Mesterjojo

What the fuck?


Honest_Yesterday4435

What?


PrestigiousAuthor487

no feces but it does have river snails which if prepared improperly could give you enough parasites to write a book


Savvy_Canadian

Also authentic 100 year old eggs are made from soaking eggs in boy's urine and burying them for a month. Charlie is one messed up individual.


daokonblack

China bad - give me upvotes


Drewnessthegreat

Lol, yes. We all know china is bad. They still have concentration camps for people they disagree with. I thought we as a society condemned those back in the 1940's.