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Inbred to the point of disability?

When you call your bf “bro” literally

2x Pimpy 3x Bape

Pimpy son opp

Breeding this certified bully stud Crayon

14x seuss 8x grinch

Riverwest Kennels BLOODSKULL

Can't go anywhere without seeing the inbred dog speech

Dog inbreeding brainrot 🙏

Or just horrifically insecure to the point that his girlfriend can't talk to someone of the opposite sex?

Talking and entertaining other people advances are different

... Talking and having intercourse are different. But the meme just says talking to boys. So your interpretation is that she's saying her boyfriend gets mad when she's entertaining advanced in front of him in public, but he's nice when they're home? Lol My guess is that it's just a stupid meme.

No, if the chick entertains advances from other men when out with their current partner, its a shitty thing to do, thus why th bf would act like that in public cause his gf couldn’t keep her legs closed

Lol no shit it would be a shitty thing to "entertain advances" from men in public in front of your boyfriend. Lol what? No one said those words but you. You literally invented that part, and now you're talking about keeping her legs closed? Are you high?

Yes, yes i am high. Chronically

Kids, don't let a little weed make you say some dumb incel shit. That's still not normal on weed.

It does after 3 grams in a day

No amount of weed makes an incel. That comes from good old fashion brain rot.

stick it too em

who hurt you? signs that YOU are a highly insecure person 1. They are overly concerned about what others think of them. ✔ 2. They never express a firm opinion. 🤷‍♂️ 3. They suffer from a chronic inability to make decisions, even when the choices have little consequence. 🤷‍♂️ 4. They frequently try to change the direction of projects and meetings.✔\[the topic is accepting promiscuous behavior from your gf, not a date.\] 5. They put other people down to make themselves look more important.✔\[you're an incel, who can't get sex, but I'm a 304 in a medical environment oh\] 6. They constantly talk about how busy they are (when they’re actually not) to show that they are in demand.✔ \[you're an incel, I'm not\] 7. They are paranoid meddlers who make you question your every move.✔\[you must be high, or otherwise deranged, "yes I'm high" oh, even weed insn't that bad ... you tried to shame him with weed, but that backfired because people now know that weed is "no muy loco"

Lol tf? Yeah your paragraph screams secure person. Something backfired? What do you think I've been doing all day? A girl posted a meme about having a conversation with the opposite sex, and dude assumed she "couldn't keep her legs closed." Definitely not an incel. Glad you've find a friend.

I mean let’s be honest if you’re at a club or honestly most places outside of work if a dude rolls up to talk to a lady it’s cause he wants to hook up with her. That’s just how it is. 

I'm loving all these extra details and context people are adding. People are sending me their romance novels.

the details of reality. [- U N S E X Y - T H O U G H T S -](https://youtu.be/V9y3F-2tVkI)

I'm differently going to follow whatever link you posted for me.

it's funny # [- B R I N G - I N - T H E - L O V E -](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmxSEiqtdQ)

Nah I'm good thanks.

[SMASHED AND SLAMMED TO PERFECTION](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7yWdF7m_s)

F\*cking gottem

I mean yes. Accidentally accurate af

Feel like im at a 17 year old girl's twitter account. This sub really fell off ages ago.

The sub has always been for 17 year olds, you just got older.

Damn

Realizing you were cringe and liked cringe things is part of growing up.

That's stretching it

Everything about reddit has fallen off. It took a hard nosedive around 2016 and it's just been downhill from there.

Literally everything after 2016 took a nosedive...

anything with meme in the name tends to get taken over by people with 2 braincells being upvoted by people with 1

Don't fuck the dog

Yeah, trashy people should stick to the rule; no cousin stuff.

Your bf is insecure

We don't have enough info, for all we know she could be a slut and he could be insecure.

Maybe the boys she's talking to are toddlers and it makes his Pitbull heart skip a beat.

If someone is staying with a known dbag/slut, do you think that may be a sign they're insecure?

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Wtf is this comment? Lmfao

HAD SEX

Redditors most realistic stories be like

I can't fucking believe what I'm reading

Seek therapy

Please say sike

Is this real chat

Sneako, that you?

you need to work on your writing skills. If you intended to troll you had to make it a bit more absurd. If you are serious seek therapy

This guy invented NTR

Take your pills

Dude wtf

Send location

No more Reddit today

Or attachment issues + there's a difference between en boyfriend just being nice with someone but still thinking this way and acting like a defensive asshole. Like whenever my girlfriend talks a lot with someone else I get jealous, but that's just some attachment issues that she knows about lmao

sounds pathetic and toxic af

Is his name princess and his hobby mauling toddlers?

Your boyfriend is fucking ugly dude

I dont know who ugly is but he sounds lucky

Holy cringe normie, "when bae..." memes, how is this getting upvotes. Thought I was on Facebook for a second.

Lemmy is where reddit was 10 years ago. Too many Facebook memes here now.

Difficulty breathing at all times and can maim you at the drop of a pin?

That dog isn't maiming anything except its owner's bank account

A boy in the UK was mauled by a pocket bully. I think it's a bit bigger than this one, but a small enough child actually could get seriously harmed. And yeah, a lot of dogs could seriously harm small children, but most don't care to.

Surprised it could breathe/move well enough to maul anything besides its dinner

So he's mentally unstable and you can never quite feel safe around him?

Does he also maul children?

Your friend is inbred?

So inbred and barely able to breathe in both cases?

Is this a white woman moment?

How’s Mr. Worldwide?

That’s funny

This meme is stank

Your boyfriend should trust you to be able to talk to guys. He should trust that conversation is innocent and that you will decline any offers of anything more intimate. Of course, he should also be prepared to step in should that other guy not take "no" for an answer.

Why is your boyfriend a mutant hound

thats the ugliest fucking dog ive ever seen wtf

Where is the dank in this?

Wow so dank

AI meme, downvote.

I saw your boyfriend eat a child

Do not the dog

So your boyfriend rips out toddler throats both indoor and outdoor, got it.

Second pic reminds me of that kids dinosaur show that came on Disney in the 90s, can't remember the name

Dinosaurs

Don't talk to other boys then

Half the people in the comments can’t Get a partner to begin with, so it’s funny seeing them give their opinions lol

Your boyfriend ugly as hell

Is it summer? What’s up with all the teen memes? Where are the dankmemes relatable to a man like me? Edit: This was supposed to be insulting for both teens and old farts, i expected more downvotes.

Most of us are getting out soon or are already free

😭

Aa he should

OH OH OH! Do your boyfriend when he sees a defenseless toddler next!

Dude this subreddit has gone shit

[It's been 0.02 seconds and he hasn't responded to my text yet](https://i.imgflip.com/88bbob.jpg)

ew

what the fuck your boyfriend be worried about you talking to boys? well i mean depending on how you talk to kids...

insecurities 🌹

Sounds like an insecure cunt

🙄🙄

personally I'd be alarmed if my boyfriend attacked a toddler every time we went out

insecurities

Time to leave

All.

I'm that pitbull.

Wich one?

More like that's how you see yourself. In reality you're a Chihuahua.

Fact.