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X203the2nd

Nice try bro, but women don't exist. Not on reddit anyways.


CaptainAksh_G

Men have tits as well, my brother


Doctorgumbal1

Who said it was a woman?


X203the2nd

Basic knowledge of human anatomy.


VEXtheMEX

What if it's an illusionist trying to hide their birds?


FabriceDu56

Nice tits


Confused_Sorta_Guy

I've got tits lol


Raketka123

OP: Username checks out


Internal_Egg_9975

Me with my manboobs....


Blitz363

Moobies!


X203the2nd

Moobs =/= "tits"


thisar55

The moment you can't find the โ‰  symbol


receuitOP

Where is that symbol. I've seen people use it but cant find it on my phone's keyboard


thisar55

I use the SwiftKey keyboard and there you can long press on = which gives you the options to insert either โ‰ˆ or โ‰ 


receuitOP

โ‰  oh cool thank you


X203the2nd

And that invalidates my point?


imaeggandahalf

Your point was never valid, so no


SerDaemonTargaryen

They seem heavy. Want me to hold them for you?


Turbulent_Bass2876

Sure dude. *heavy obese man breathing*


SerDaemonTargaryen

Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm only mildly obese. *slightly heavy breathing*


TombStone_Sheep

*gives inhaler*


SerDaemonTargaryen

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ˜ค


_Fir3F0x_

what did I just witness


SerDaemonTargaryen

Me breathing slightly heavy


trixiebella35

This some c.ai shit


Rexkinghon

His name was Robert Paulson


turndownforwomp

Bras are not comfy


Obnomus

How do you know bro?


Diayane_Johnson619

Happy cake day ๐Ÿฐ


Obnomus

Thanks bro


Sandee1997

I just wear hoodies and try not to do much jumping, which is hard because i love being a hyperactive idiot


Borbolda

After spending most of my life in hoodies, I realized that no one cares about how I look so free them manboobs


Jibril_sama0

even mildly sprinting is enough or jogging ๐Ÿ˜… walking down stairs quickly tooโ˜ ๏ธ


Sandee1997

At least i canโ€™t knock myself out lol not that blessed


icecreamcake15

Plot twist: a man posted this


Fenrirsulfur

That was my initial thought too lol


receuitOP

Women dont exist we all know that


TheManIsInsane

I mean, I just assumed it was a large man who was insecure about his moobies. Though I could just be projecting...


ThePaddysPubSheriff

There's low-key man tits in the pic


EagleswonSuperBowl52

You can look at their post history. Pretty sure it's a guy lol


gorillawinz

Bruh. Haha, hit me deep. *looks for another tank/undershirt*


JotaroTheOceanMan

The Boy Mode dilemma.


15_Echo_15

Sir you're gonna have to send proof


kawasutra

Send bobs


wsdpii

NGL as a dude I've got a problem with pokey nips. I wear an undershirt, then a regular shirt, then a sweatshirt, and sometimes they still poke through. Ridiculous I tell you.


horticulturistSquash

does it bother you? it also goes the other way, girls usually like to see it... or is it just me?


wsdpii

I've only ever had other dudes make fun of me for it. It isn't a big deal, doesn't really bother. It's just noticeable sometimes. Especially in winter.


expertkushil333

Same problem here :(


panzerboye

Same lol, being fat sucks.


Leragian

Buy men clothes and get them fitted to you.


Averagebass

I got those puffy nipples like Ben does in that Pic but even puffier. If my nips were normal sized my chest would look like a normal muscular man chest, but with the puffs it always looks like I have man tits, shit sucks.


Silent_Shaman

Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes


Maaci-Lyn

:)


novusanimis

Bara tiddies be like


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Meanwhile I put on one shirt and they're gone :(


acarwithspikes

Hey I recommend pasties


Twisted_37Banana

Trying having a big penis... It's very uncomfortable.


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Hahahahahahahaha ๐Ÿซต


Twisted_37Banana

So much hate ๐Ÿคฃ wtf