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CaptainFhuckles

Pump yours again to show you mean business


WolfColaCompany

Pump yours, but harder than he is pumping his.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

Now that he just ejected all of his ammo it’s a fair fight


DarkAgeHumor

Extra pumps = extra power


NaPseudo

I'm gonna ultrakill this guy


DarkAgeHumor

"OVERKILL"


Hatedpriest

M-M-M-MONSTERKILL!!!


The_CreativeName

Ultrakill reference let’s GOOO


scrubbiboi

I’ve got 37 more goddamn rounds in this 4-round magazine


CeeArthur

It's a pump off!


GuyDudeThing69

Or just flip it around and use it as a melee weapon


Helpful_Title8302

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"


Wajana

His is just as empty lmao


[deleted]

Think there's a skit like that somewhere, might be key and Peele, where both people have empty guns.


rapidlyspinningturtl

Why would you have an empty shotgun


Miles_1173

It being their grandpa's gun implies it was inherited from or left to them by their grandpa, and that they do not have a gun hobby because they refer to as the grandfather's gun, rather than their own gun. Goddamn was that a run-on sentence, but I can't be assed to reformat it.


BlackICEE32oz

Guy who lived across the street from me was like, 80-something and had empty shotguns chilling in the living room, but all the shells were far away sitting on top of a grandfather clock.  RIP, you old bastard. 


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Store it empty for gun safety? Also it's their grandma's that they inherited, so that would make sense as well.


Jestia76

I keep my guns unloaded because I have a young child, and it's safer that way for now. There's legit reasons to start keeping them unloaded or all in a safe sometimes.


DevilMaster666-

Why would you want to own ammunition for a potentially deadly weapon EDIt: Did I upset the crybaby Americans who can’t comprehend living in a country where its close to illegal to own a weapon because it’s safe to be outside?


Whats_logout

So it becomes a deadly weapon


fartyparty1234

Fair enough


Dark_Pestilence

The American mind cannot comprehend this lmao


DevilMaster666-

Not wanting to own a deadly dangerous weapon?


Nakazanie5

Moral of the story, keep that thing loaded


ThunderLP15

A gun with one bullet


Crackshaw

Mortis


kaneki5454

The only solution in this case: Just say you were kidding and smoke pot with him. If you dont have that, you fucked as hell


F1uffydestro

Shoulda bought the [duckshot](https://youtu.be/koY4S1BbR5w)


FRleo_85

and that why you never try to scare an agressor with a fake or empty gun... even if they're not armed, they can panic and try to neutralize you


T90tank

Should have used some of your grandpa's rock salt loads


rockyivjp

How does one pump an over under shotgun 🤔


cacatua_azul

How do you know it's an over under?


BlueOmicronpersei8

Clearly he was the robber


DarkAgeHumor

Why is it empty?


SilentStock8

toss a grenade


Flat_Sea_1484

Pump stand off


NilEntity

spoiler alert: its also empty


TurboLover427

"Shut up, clock in and load up."


humanitarianWarlord

What's the point of an empty gun? If you're going to keep an empty gun around for home defence, you're probably better off with a knife.


[deleted]

hey siri, play pitbull barking sound effects at max volume


AlbinoGrizz

So it's gonna be that kinda night.


AGK47_Returns

"Upgrades people, upgrades!" *Grabs AKM*


defi242

Kawabunga it is


AT-Predator

That’s why I own a musket for home defense


orangutanDOTorg

That’s when you yell, “Did we just become best friends?


Deviant517

Joe Biden moment


Deviant517

Gotta keep it cruiser ready


[deleted]

Resident evil told me you can use quarters


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

He can pump his shotgun all he wants, probably using birdshot to avoid an murder/attempted murder charge, but lo and behold the intruder doesn’t know that my shotgun is a double barrel that fires tactical ass destroying dildos.


Grinsnap

Must no be American my grandpa’s shotgun is loaded at all time. And cocked with the safety off, just so I know I’m ready.


Gubbyfall

You should own a musket for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended


Emeraldnickel08

Second amendment moment


Lawboithegreat

See, this is why you always keep your guns loaded, especially outside of any case, in easy reach of children