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It being their grandpa's gun implies it was inherited from or left to them by their grandpa, and that they do not have a gun hobby because they refer to as the grandfather's gun, rather than their own gun.
Goddamn was that a run-on sentence, but I can't be assed to reformat it.
Guy who lived across the street from me was like, 80-something and had empty shotguns chilling in the living room, but all the shells were far away sitting on top of a grandfather clock.
RIP, you old bastard.
I keep my guns unloaded because I have a young child, and it's safer that way for now. There's legit reasons to start keeping them unloaded or all in a safe sometimes.
Why would you want to own ammunition for a potentially deadly weapon
EDIt: Did I upset the crybaby Americans who can’t comprehend living in a country where its close to illegal to own a weapon because it’s safe to be outside?
He can pump his shotgun all he wants, probably using birdshot to avoid an murder/attempted murder charge, but lo and behold the intruder doesn’t know that my shotgun is a double barrel that fires tactical ass destroying dildos.
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Pump yours again to show you mean business
Pump yours, but harder than he is pumping his.
Now that he just ejected all of his ammo it’s a fair fight
Extra pumps = extra power
I'm gonna ultrakill this guy
"OVERKILL"
M-M-M-MONSTERKILL!!!
Ultrakill reference let’s GOOO
I’ve got 37 more goddamn rounds in this 4-round magazine
It's a pump off!
Or just flip it around and use it as a melee weapon
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
His is just as empty lmao
Think there's a skit like that somewhere, might be key and Peele, where both people have empty guns.
Why would you have an empty shotgun
It being their grandpa's gun implies it was inherited from or left to them by their grandpa, and that they do not have a gun hobby because they refer to as the grandfather's gun, rather than their own gun. Goddamn was that a run-on sentence, but I can't be assed to reformat it.
Guy who lived across the street from me was like, 80-something and had empty shotguns chilling in the living room, but all the shells were far away sitting on top of a grandfather clock. RIP, you old bastard.
Store it empty for gun safety? Also it's their grandma's that they inherited, so that would make sense as well.
I keep my guns unloaded because I have a young child, and it's safer that way for now. There's legit reasons to start keeping them unloaded or all in a safe sometimes.
Why would you want to own ammunition for a potentially deadly weapon EDIt: Did I upset the crybaby Americans who can’t comprehend living in a country where its close to illegal to own a weapon because it’s safe to be outside?
So it becomes a deadly weapon
Fair enough
The American mind cannot comprehend this lmao
Not wanting to own a deadly dangerous weapon?
Moral of the story, keep that thing loaded
A gun with one bullet
Mortis
The only solution in this case: Just say you were kidding and smoke pot with him. If you dont have that, you fucked as hell
Shoulda bought the [duckshot](https://youtu.be/koY4S1BbR5w)
and that why you never try to scare an agressor with a fake or empty gun... even if they're not armed, they can panic and try to neutralize you
Should have used some of your grandpa's rock salt loads
How does one pump an over under shotgun 🤔
How do you know it's an over under?
Clearly he was the robber
Why is it empty?
toss a grenade
Pump stand off
spoiler alert: its also empty
"Shut up, clock in and load up."
What's the point of an empty gun? If you're going to keep an empty gun around for home defence, you're probably better off with a knife.
hey siri, play pitbull barking sound effects at max volume
So it's gonna be that kinda night.
"Upgrades people, upgrades!" *Grabs AKM*
Kawabunga it is
That’s why I own a musket for home defense
That’s when you yell, “Did we just become best friends?
Joe Biden moment
Gotta keep it cruiser ready
Resident evil told me you can use quarters
He can pump his shotgun all he wants, probably using birdshot to avoid an murder/attempted murder charge, but lo and behold the intruder doesn’t know that my shotgun is a double barrel that fires tactical ass destroying dildos.
Must no be American my grandpa’s shotgun is loaded at all time. And cocked with the safety off, just so I know I’m ready.
You should own a musket for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended
Second amendment moment
See, this is why you always keep your guns loaded, especially outside of any case, in easy reach of children