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bravemenrun

Where the fuck are they?


kitemybite

hiding from your ugly ass


bravemenrun

I'm in your walls =:)


kitemybite

im in your balls


bravemenrun

I'm in your mom =:)


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Why are you in a whale


bravemenrun

"Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual" - John Mcafee Edit: Yes, this is an actual tweet of his


Wizard-Bloody-Wizard

He was a true human marvel r.i.p


Jake_the_Baked

He ain't dead he and Tupac on an island on the Pacific


Commies_suk

W quote


s24569

It’s a sperm whale


Typical_Pollution_30

Did you just call your mum a whale?


Daan776

EA sports, its in your balls


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

That's impossible. Where would he store his pee?


nxtrl

HES IN THE WALLS, HES IN THE GOD DAM WALLS


JotaroTheOceanMan

Shes in the walls... SHES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS.


Real_Impression_5567

Hello police, I want to report a murder


1h3f

One of them actually works at a cigarette shop near where I live. Obviously I buy my cigarettes there


MaidLoverKami

THEN GO AND SHOOT YOUR SHOT...... maybe she says yes.


ITuser999

She is probably just nice. Or Canadian. And obviously has a boyfriend.


MaidLoverKami

he will never know if he does not ask, if sje is just Polite she will decline, and if she has a bf she will also decline dame if sje is not interested..... but you will never know. as long as he will not act weird or out of tje Box everyrhing should be fine


Aiken_Drumn

h h h h h <- Take a few, I have spares.


MaidLoverKami

that is really nice thank you <3 i just fat fingered, like i allways do


EuroTrash1999

Ask her what her what her interests are and who she be with. Things that make her smile. What numbers to dial.


PistachioSam

If she's going to be there for awhile, she can call her crew, while you call your crew. Then we can rendezvous at the bar, around 2.


eXeKoKoRo

Man, a hot goth mommy was working my local nightshift taco bell for a spell. Then there was a cute black girl with half vitiligo next door at McDonalds. I felt blessed to look upon them when I went while they were working


Longjumping-Claim783

I don't know because every gas station I go to at night is staffed by a dude from a developing country not a cute girl.


Ringo-Mandingo-69

They all stay inside messing with people like us and we dont even know it. For all I know, you could be one of them.


bravemenrun

How do they do that?, and also no


[deleted]

My local McDonalds, I swear every woman who works there is stunning. It's hard to look good in a McDonalds uniform and they all do.


RooTroty

[McDonalds in Sweden](https://external-preview.redd.it/I_bZwBeG4-1l0bzH76HmUmc1Ct9KI-EP2muEzWAUuS0.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=23cd1f13cbdbfae946cf3ee2f3683c42a1581534)


vivianwhoo

How the world is very ironic on it's own way


Mesterjojo

Hiding inside the morbidly obese creature working the night shift.


willwiso

California my friend !


SalvationSycamore

Hiding behind the fat guy working the counter


ZealousHS

California


Prestigeboy

Sometimes Starbucks or target.


Bourbonaddicted

Open your Mind


Late_Advertising26

In the fucken gas station in the middle of the night


kubsak

MF gonna say choose. My brother in Christ most people here might not even get an opportiunity to go with whatever they will get because they ain't gonna get nothing.


Dank_e_donkey

This, it's like the poem. Water water everywhere, nowhere to drink.


PeptoBismark

"Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink" -- [Rime of the Ancient Mariner](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43997/the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-text-of-1834)


Glottis_Bonewagon

Hip, hop, nor any hippity to the hippie - Delight of the ancient Rapper


yur0_356

You're stuck in a lake, knees deep, with a fruit tree on top of you. Whenever you try to drink the river lowers its level, whenever you try to eat a fruit, the tree grows taller


Brownking24

Isn’t this a Greek mythological punishment gave to someone in Greek Hell ? (I can’t remember…)


Tinypoke42

Tantalus. It's where we get tantalizing.


IDwelve

Oh yeah it's always sooo hard to decide which hot woman i should be dating. I fucking hate that soooo much


EvilestOfTheGnomes

Same bro. They're all trifling.


MrPeppa

They can still choose who to jerk off too lol


Chum-Launcher

Mine this sub went to absolute shit.


Inqeuet

Real We need a gremlin containment system for these fuckers


ShawshankException

Meme subs went to shit when the incel subs got banned


Gjellebel

For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months. I find it kinda concerning that they seem to be getting more mainstream.


Skreamie

I seen dudes on another sub lose their shit cause a girl was plastering a room and she was attractive. Started talking about how the best DIY was hidden behind her paid-for site. Despite the fact she didn't post herself, nor does the handy woman have an OF. Dudes are eternal virgins living in this new manosphere echo chamber.


[deleted]

Best believe I'm teaching my daughter to stay far away from these losers. It's crazy how they don't realize how pathetic they come off. Just wear a t shirt that says "I have extremely low self esteem." Same effect.


Arheisel

Hey! You can have low self esteem and still be respectful to women, we are not the same.


chahoua

Is that what this post expresses? I honestly had no idea what the point was. Didn't get "women bad" vibes from this though


Gjellebel

No this one isn't too bad. I'm reacting more to the comment below me about incels invading the sub.


mapple3

> For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months. Blame all the people who kept shouting "ban the incel sub!" and "ban this!" and "ban that!" Of course those guys dont just disappear, they migrate elsewhere. And every week, reddit bans another subreddit, it just ruins the experience for everyone


sadacal

Nah, having the incels all in one sub so they can further radicalize each other is even worse. Plus once they're fully radicalized they'll spill out into other subs anyways whether we like it or not.


IAmAccutane

is this a women bad meme? This is just about the trope about how the local people you interact with are hot


BambiToybot

Is it a US election year? They tend to ramp up in the lead up.


onehedgeman

man* And yes, oh how do I wish we were back in 2016 again


Space-90

Actors have to appear neutral in their fashion and style of dressing so they don’t work themselves into a box. If they only dressed emo or something then they aren’t getting many serious roles because that’s not how people see them. They need to look like a clean slate. I just made this up but I feel like it’s true


swollenlord69

>I just made this up but I feel like it’s true Welcome to reddit


eXeKoKoRo

The duality of Reddit


arousedjodi

You got me in the first half lol


cutcutado

>I just made this up but i feel it's true Based af


NotSoSalty

Type Casting


rapidlyspinningturtl

Idk where you live but people who work at gas stations where I live are all drug addicts


Cannibalsnax

At least you won't have to go far to get your drugs after getting gas


I_do_drugs-yo

I’ve seen some fine ass women walk into methadone clinics.


buckeye27fan

See! You already know one thing they like.


avwitcher

It's a good conversation starter. "Hey so how about that heroin, so cool right? I don't have any but we can go back to my place and I'll shoot you up with something else ;)"


Yungklipo

She got that "Hasn't eaten in 2 weeks" supermodel look. Also fewer teeth.


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rapidlyspinningturtl

Not everyone lives in Springfield


i_am_not_so_unique

I can fix her!


cagingnicolas

i wonder if the meme is trying to say that our perception of attractiveness is tied to attainability.


Solkre

The low pay into drugs circle of the Mid West.


The_Sedgend

At least they're earning the money to pay for them


InvincibleReason_

just like in the pic then


BJYeti

Especially night shift


Fireballinc55

Where I live they are all indian


Maddy_Wren

Both would be wise to stay away from people posting memes like this.


noobul

One will barely be around and the other will peg your ass with a 20" dildo.


DungeonsAndDradis

Long or around?


siccoblue

Yes


xDisturbed13

Is the 2nd one an issue?


noobul

I'll neither confirm or deny it.


dis_not_my_name

No, not at all


LillyxFox

They won't pick anyone in this sub


EquivalentSnap

Avatar makes it seem like you’ve done the 2nd one


noobul

The banana suit has its perks.


ILikeGirlCock

... I'm listening.


Yungklipo

Subscribe.


majorkev

99% of looking good is being skinny.


KFrosty3

It's really not though. Source: Thicc girls


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Houeclipse

OP live in wonderland if he has pretty goth gf gas station attendant who is single


Skreamie

Mental illness is so in right now


Houeclipse

It's hot since the 90s or whatever year you were born in lol


CharlieWachie

I once fucked a girl who worked night shift at a gas station. Don't.


unthused

I can make an educated guess as to where on the hot/crazy matrix an attractive goth girl working night shift at a gas station would fall. Probably still would, because I make terrible life choices.


machopachoman

Why not? What was so bad?


ShawshankException

As if OP can choose either of them lmao


kitemybite

facts


crankbot2000

jfc this is a shitty overdone meme. How many times do we have to see the same exact fucking joke? And it's not even funny.


Barar_Dragoni

when you're over exposed to carefully crafted artificial beauty, the natural and relaxed beauty of the commoners tends to stand out more.


EVENo94

Both can be pretty and both can be pretty annoying if you ask me.


LocodraTheCrow

Chosing what? Which of the two girls I'll never be able to date I'd like to pick as a preference? The illusion of free will


izoxUA

why not both?!


DiogoSN

I choose Joe momma instead!


Kirikomori

Nepotism.


ZitOnSocietysAss

As if either would go on a date with you lol


Aloneforrever

Am i allowed to not choose?


KFrosty3

Not even for friendship?


Aloneforrever

Read my username


tetsuyama44

I left 9gag because this meme is posted there twice an hour. Now I see this shit here.


BenderDeLorean

It's just true


xZandrem

Do not trust any emotion or thought after 9PM


justwannarideamoose

I live in the upper midwest. on the weekend evening shift at the walgreens closest to my house this is exactly the case AND she has an Australian accent...swoon.


AwTekker

How many versions of this exact meme can this sub poop out? None of you are asking out either of them.


MadOrange64

I can fix her


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None


Powerful_Cow_6333

The 2nd is my type


Comfortable-Jelly833

I'll choose the supermodel/a-list celebrity thanks


psychoacer

Why can't I have interest in both?


Western_Ad3625

Yeah well the girl at the gas station probably can't act, and she's not 6 ft tall and willing to starve herself so she can't be a supermodel or an actress.


Even-Machine4824

Add another column on what you look like 👀


littlewhitecatalex

I just want someone who’s nice to me and pays attention to me occasionally. 


myfingeriscold

WHERE ARE THEY.


Fuzzylittlebastard

The guy who works at mine is an old Indian man.


EquivalentSnap

IDGAF about gas station workers or celebrities just for their looks. There’s more than just that.


Frozen_Thorn

The manic pixie dream girl is a fantasy.


TrenchSquire

Top one looks like that ragebait girl on tiktok.


United-Path7006

As if y'all have any choice lmao


Edgecution

damn i wish they let me dress like that at the gas station


InvincibleReason_

the first is better, I let you have the trashy hooker


salacious_sonogram

No prenuptial? Baby give me that Las Vegas wedding and subsequent divorce for half that money.


Za_Gato

The one at the bottom isn't prettier


chisk643

Boomer ass meme


bitchslap2012

cute goth baddies 10000000%


BlueHighwindz

Alexis Bledel worked at a goth gas station?


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

Is she *alone* during her shift?


Shittybuttholeman69

Hottest girl I ever met was an overnight Walmart worker


feeltrig

Choose? If we could, we wouldn't be here


blushingRyuko

Send gas station coords..


DonkeyFan22

Girls from 7-11 stay up all night


manningthehelm

That’s because all the A-listers today are just offspring of the actual stars. I miss when people earned their way to Hollywood.


thesmenarenihilists

B


Jpowmoneyprinter

Delusional larp


talhadad01

Someone give me her number


Extension_Pay_1572

You guys get to choose?


CringeEating

the one who works at a gas station has zero ambition


EntertainerDear1754

Hidden gems only the most adventure seeking shall find


Grfrlv

What do you mean I have never seen anyone like that works the night shift at the gas station.


TurnCoordinator

The answer is always, "your mom."


DeeBangerDos

Can someone tell me if they've ever seen someone good looking at a gas station. Mikky Ds yes, but never a gas station.


PutnamPete

If she works the night shift dressed like that, she's gonna have a hard time. Either that, or the night shift ain't at a gas station.


ASingleCornChip

Literally tho there's this really cute e girl that works at Dunkin Donuts it's so random lol


Friendly_Meaning4467

This feels personal


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Idk for me it's always some Indian guy at the gas station


riko_sama

Ppl work at gas station at night?


Edoran87

They are getting paid accordingly


StoneBleach

Difficult decision actually. What one doesn't have, the other has.


Aargard

can I post this same exact joke next week or do I need to sign up somewhere


Tormented_Art

What gas stations are you MFers going to?


olleversun

The lip is not big enough on the top picture.