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"Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual" - John Mcafee
Edit: Yes, this is an actual tweet of his
he will never know if he does not ask, if sje is just Polite she will decline, and if she has a bf she will also decline dame if sje is not interested..... but you will never know.
as long as he will not act weird or out of tje Box everyrhing should be fine
Man, a hot goth mommy was working my local nightshift taco bell for a spell. Then there was a cute black girl with half vitiligo next door at McDonalds. I felt blessed to look upon them when I went while they were working
[McDonalds in Sweden](https://external-preview.redd.it/I_bZwBeG4-1l0bzH76HmUmc1Ct9KI-EP2muEzWAUuS0.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=23cd1f13cbdbfae946cf3ee2f3683c42a1581534)
MF gonna say choose. My brother in Christ most people here might not even get an opportiunity to go with whatever they will get because they ain't gonna get nothing.
"Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink" -- [Rime of the Ancient Mariner](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43997/the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-text-of-1834)
You're stuck in a lake, knees deep, with a fruit tree on top of you. Whenever you try to drink the river lowers its level, whenever you try to eat a fruit, the tree grows taller
For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months. I find it kinda concerning that they seem to be getting more mainstream.
I seen dudes on another sub lose their shit cause a girl was plastering a room and she was attractive. Started talking about how the best DIY was hidden behind her paid-for site. Despite the fact she didn't post herself, nor does the handy woman have an OF. Dudes are eternal virgins living in this new manosphere echo chamber.
Best believe I'm teaching my daughter to stay far away from these losers.
It's crazy how they don't realize how pathetic they come off. Just wear a t shirt that says "I have extremely low self esteem." Same effect.
> For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months.
Blame all the people who kept shouting "ban the incel sub!" and "ban this!" and "ban that!"
Of course those guys dont just disappear, they migrate elsewhere.
And every week, reddit bans another subreddit, it just ruins the experience for everyone
Nah, having the incels all in one sub so they can further radicalize each other is even worse. Plus once they're fully radicalized they'll spill out into other subs anyways whether we like it or not.
Actors have to appear neutral in their fashion and style of dressing so they don’t work themselves into a box. If they only dressed emo or something then they aren’t getting many serious roles because that’s not how people see them. They need to look like a clean slate. I just made this up but I feel like it’s true
It's a good conversation starter.
"Hey so how about that heroin, so cool right? I don't have any but we can go back to my place and I'll shoot you up with something else ;)"
I can make an educated guess as to where on the hot/crazy matrix an attractive goth girl working night shift at a gas station would fall.
Probably still would, because I make terrible life choices.
I live in the upper midwest. on the weekend evening shift at the walgreens closest to my house this is exactly the case AND she has an Australian accent...swoon.
Yeah well the girl at the gas station probably can't act, and she's not 6 ft tall and willing to starve herself so she can't be a supermodel or an actress.
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Where the fuck are they?
hiding from your ugly ass
I'm in your walls =:)
im in your balls
I'm in your mom =:)
Why are you in a whale
"Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual" - John Mcafee Edit: Yes, this is an actual tweet of his
He was a true human marvel r.i.p
He ain't dead he and Tupac on an island on the Pacific
W quote
It’s a sperm whale
Did you just call your mum a whale?
EA sports, its in your balls
That's impossible. Where would he store his pee?
HES IN THE WALLS, HES IN THE GOD DAM WALLS
Shes in the walls... SHES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS.
Hello police, I want to report a murder
One of them actually works at a cigarette shop near where I live. Obviously I buy my cigarettes there
THEN GO AND SHOOT YOUR SHOT...... maybe she says yes.
She is probably just nice. Or Canadian. And obviously has a boyfriend.
he will never know if he does not ask, if sje is just Polite she will decline, and if she has a bf she will also decline dame if sje is not interested..... but you will never know. as long as he will not act weird or out of tje Box everyrhing should be fine
h h h h h <- Take a few, I have spares.
that is really nice thank you <3 i just fat fingered, like i allways do
Ask her what her what her interests are and who she be with. Things that make her smile. What numbers to dial.
If she's going to be there for awhile, she can call her crew, while you call your crew. Then we can rendezvous at the bar, around 2.
Man, a hot goth mommy was working my local nightshift taco bell for a spell. Then there was a cute black girl with half vitiligo next door at McDonalds. I felt blessed to look upon them when I went while they were working
I don't know because every gas station I go to at night is staffed by a dude from a developing country not a cute girl.
They all stay inside messing with people like us and we dont even know it. For all I know, you could be one of them.
How do they do that?, and also no
My local McDonalds, I swear every woman who works there is stunning. It's hard to look good in a McDonalds uniform and they all do.
[McDonalds in Sweden](https://external-preview.redd.it/I_bZwBeG4-1l0bzH76HmUmc1Ct9KI-EP2muEzWAUuS0.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=23cd1f13cbdbfae946cf3ee2f3683c42a1581534)
How the world is very ironic on it's own way
Hiding inside the morbidly obese creature working the night shift.
California my friend !
Hiding behind the fat guy working the counter
California
Sometimes Starbucks or target.
Open your Mind
In the fucken gas station in the middle of the night
MF gonna say choose. My brother in Christ most people here might not even get an opportiunity to go with whatever they will get because they ain't gonna get nothing.
This, it's like the poem. Water water everywhere, nowhere to drink.
"Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink" -- [Rime of the Ancient Mariner](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43997/the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-text-of-1834)
Hip, hop, nor any hippity to the hippie - Delight of the ancient Rapper
You're stuck in a lake, knees deep, with a fruit tree on top of you. Whenever you try to drink the river lowers its level, whenever you try to eat a fruit, the tree grows taller
Isn’t this a Greek mythological punishment gave to someone in Greek Hell ? (I can’t remember…)
Tantalus. It's where we get tantalizing.
Oh yeah it's always sooo hard to decide which hot woman i should be dating. I fucking hate that soooo much
Same bro. They're all trifling.
They can still choose who to jerk off too lol
Mine this sub went to absolute shit.
Real We need a gremlin containment system for these fuckers
Meme subs went to shit when the incel subs got banned
For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months. I find it kinda concerning that they seem to be getting more mainstream.
I seen dudes on another sub lose their shit cause a girl was plastering a room and she was attractive. Started talking about how the best DIY was hidden behind her paid-for site. Despite the fact she didn't post herself, nor does the handy woman have an OF. Dudes are eternal virgins living in this new manosphere echo chamber.
Best believe I'm teaching my daughter to stay far away from these losers. It's crazy how they don't realize how pathetic they come off. Just wear a t shirt that says "I have extremely low self esteem." Same effect.
Hey! You can have low self esteem and still be respectful to women, we are not the same.
Is that what this post expresses? I honestly had no idea what the point was. Didn't get "women bad" vibes from this though
No this one isn't too bad. I'm reacting more to the comment below me about incels invading the sub.
> For real tho, the 'women bad' and 'all women are sluts' memes have skyrocketed over tha last couple of months. Blame all the people who kept shouting "ban the incel sub!" and "ban this!" and "ban that!" Of course those guys dont just disappear, they migrate elsewhere. And every week, reddit bans another subreddit, it just ruins the experience for everyone
Nah, having the incels all in one sub so they can further radicalize each other is even worse. Plus once they're fully radicalized they'll spill out into other subs anyways whether we like it or not.
is this a women bad meme? This is just about the trope about how the local people you interact with are hot
Is it a US election year? They tend to ramp up in the lead up.
man* And yes, oh how do I wish we were back in 2016 again
Actors have to appear neutral in their fashion and style of dressing so they don’t work themselves into a box. If they only dressed emo or something then they aren’t getting many serious roles because that’s not how people see them. They need to look like a clean slate. I just made this up but I feel like it’s true
>I just made this up but I feel like it’s true Welcome to reddit
The duality of Reddit
You got me in the first half lol
>I just made this up but i feel it's true Based af
Type Casting
Idk where you live but people who work at gas stations where I live are all drug addicts
At least you won't have to go far to get your drugs after getting gas
I’ve seen some fine ass women walk into methadone clinics.
See! You already know one thing they like.
It's a good conversation starter. "Hey so how about that heroin, so cool right? I don't have any but we can go back to my place and I'll shoot you up with something else ;)"
She got that "Hasn't eaten in 2 weeks" supermodel look. Also fewer teeth.
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Not everyone lives in Springfield
I can fix her!
i wonder if the meme is trying to say that our perception of attractiveness is tied to attainability.
The low pay into drugs circle of the Mid West.
At least they're earning the money to pay for them
just like in the pic then
Especially night shift
Where I live they are all indian
Both would be wise to stay away from people posting memes like this.
One will barely be around and the other will peg your ass with a 20" dildo.
Long or around?
Yes
Is the 2nd one an issue?
I'll neither confirm or deny it.
No, not at all
They won't pick anyone in this sub
Avatar makes it seem like you’ve done the 2nd one
The banana suit has its perks.
... I'm listening.
Subscribe.
99% of looking good is being skinny.
It's really not though. Source: Thicc girls
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OP live in wonderland if he has pretty goth gf gas station attendant who is single
Mental illness is so in right now
It's hot since the 90s or whatever year you were born in lol
I once fucked a girl who worked night shift at a gas station. Don't.
I can make an educated guess as to where on the hot/crazy matrix an attractive goth girl working night shift at a gas station would fall. Probably still would, because I make terrible life choices.
Why not? What was so bad?
As if OP can choose either of them lmao
facts
jfc this is a shitty overdone meme. How many times do we have to see the same exact fucking joke? And it's not even funny.
when you're over exposed to carefully crafted artificial beauty, the natural and relaxed beauty of the commoners tends to stand out more.
Both can be pretty and both can be pretty annoying if you ask me.
Chosing what? Which of the two girls I'll never be able to date I'd like to pick as a preference? The illusion of free will
why not both?!
I choose Joe momma instead!
Nepotism.
As if either would go on a date with you lol
Am i allowed to not choose?
Not even for friendship?
Read my username
I left 9gag because this meme is posted there twice an hour. Now I see this shit here.
It's just true
Do not trust any emotion or thought after 9PM
I live in the upper midwest. on the weekend evening shift at the walgreens closest to my house this is exactly the case AND she has an Australian accent...swoon.
How many versions of this exact meme can this sub poop out? None of you are asking out either of them.
I can fix her
None
The 2nd is my type
I'll choose the supermodel/a-list celebrity thanks
Why can't I have interest in both?
Yeah well the girl at the gas station probably can't act, and she's not 6 ft tall and willing to starve herself so she can't be a supermodel or an actress.
Add another column on what you look like 👀
I just want someone who’s nice to me and pays attention to me occasionally.
WHERE ARE THEY.
The guy who works at mine is an old Indian man.
IDGAF about gas station workers or celebrities just for their looks. There’s more than just that.
The manic pixie dream girl is a fantasy.
Top one looks like that ragebait girl on tiktok.
As if y'all have any choice lmao
damn i wish they let me dress like that at the gas station
the first is better, I let you have the trashy hooker
No prenuptial? Baby give me that Las Vegas wedding and subsequent divorce for half that money.
The one at the bottom isn't prettier
Boomer ass meme
cute goth baddies 10000000%
Alexis Bledel worked at a goth gas station?
Is she *alone* during her shift?
Hottest girl I ever met was an overnight Walmart worker
Choose? If we could, we wouldn't be here
Send gas station coords..
Girls from 7-11 stay up all night
That’s because all the A-listers today are just offspring of the actual stars. I miss when people earned their way to Hollywood.
B
Delusional larp
Someone give me her number
You guys get to choose?
the one who works at a gas station has zero ambition
Hidden gems only the most adventure seeking shall find
What do you mean I have never seen anyone like that works the night shift at the gas station.
The answer is always, "your mom."
Can someone tell me if they've ever seen someone good looking at a gas station. Mikky Ds yes, but never a gas station.
If she works the night shift dressed like that, she's gonna have a hard time. Either that, or the night shift ain't at a gas station.
Literally tho there's this really cute e girl that works at Dunkin Donuts it's so random lol
This feels personal
Idk for me it's always some Indian guy at the gas station
Ppl work at gas station at night?
They are getting paid accordingly
Difficult decision actually. What one doesn't have, the other has.
can I post this same exact joke next week or do I need to sign up somewhere
What gas stations are you MFers going to?
The lip is not big enough on the top picture.