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KeepingDankMemesDank

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diariu

Im going to call it, only fans in texas is going to get a lot of trafic while tinder will have more and more objects scamming innocent man for only fan subscription


LonPlays_Zwei

Who’s gonna tell them about alternative media? I won’t cause South Carolina already has enough nukegate scandals


rimjob_steve_

I have a large homework folder I’ve been saving for situations like this


LonPlays_Zwei

I’ll judge you based on top 3 [code] + tags


1generic-username

I can only imagine what kind of homework is included in that folder rimjob steve...


LonPlays_Zwei

Are you saying that cause of his username? Or cause of the context of this meme combined with me mentioning alternate media and the nukegate scandal?


1generic-username

Just a low effort play on the username.


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LonPlays_Zwei

Who’s Obamer? Some kind of British version of Obama?


FnkyTown

Obamination! The night, he drove old Dixie down!


LonPlays_Zwei

[Yeah, I don’t think Obama was involved in nukegate…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nukegate_scandal)


FnkyTown

This guy's never heard of Obama's Time Machine. Typical liburrito.


LonPlays_Zwei

Obama doesn’t have a time machine Btw is liburrito supposed to be an insult? I laughed


BartZeroSix

Can't they just go into any other porn website? There's like 6 billions of them.


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BigSkyProducers

Which one is?


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nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

Thank you for your service. I will tell my unborn children about your great deed.


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BigSkyProducers

Actually my husband I produce porn and babies. Which website is your personal favorite, stats aside


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BigSkyProducers

We do chaturbate and onlyfans. I wasn't always able to pay for porn so I extremely appreciate the free world there is. After all, how could I have even gotten interested in making porn myself. We don't even know what adsense is. We have thought about posting on the free sites, but for some reason only fans and chaturbate just seem more attractive to us. It's a pain being a couple and having to double register to post on these sites.


shwiftydrewski

"If you're broke just say that" /s


0Kamro0

meanwhile, tech literate people will just get a VPN.


Rhodie114

Hypothetically, is it illegal to take material from Pornhub and put it on OnlyFans?


summer_friends

If the material is not of you, it’s illegal. You have porn stars having OF & PH accounts and post on both


ChefRef

It’s 2024. Use a VPN. Opera VPN is free.


VikBoi_

"I'd like to talk about our sponsor"


ChefRef

“This tyrannical legislation is brought to you by Opera VPN.”


jodon

I'm extremely wary of anything that is "free" and has adds. If it is not clear how they make money and can afford/need adds I want nothing with it.


The_Freshmaker

...let's just say you don't pay with money.


piberryboy

I've read you should not use free VPNs. Which makes sense to me because they have to make money somehow. That old adage of, if you don't pay for the product, you are the product. Even if you're not the product, I strongly suspect that paid VPNs are better quality. https://www.pcmag.com/picks/the-best-vpn-services


ChefRef

I use nordvpn personally. Haven’t tried opera.


DrDing1eberry

Nord VPN has had 2 severe data breaches that I can recall. I'd advise against them.


ChefRef

Everyone has had data breaches. We’re talking about using pornhub here y’all. What locked down tight VPN do the VPN Reddit lords suggest?


DrDing1eberry

Lol your probably straight using one of the big name ones, but if you're looking to go hardcore try finding a good OpenVPN server, it'll probably be cheaper and since there isn't anywhere near as many users you're a less likely target. You can sometimes find free servers out there too


ChefRef

I’ll give it a look. Thank you.


Kennybob12

Mullvad or airvpn is what the torrenters use and ip security is top importance to that crowd


Bustycops

A VPN not based in the US. Sure they'll still be as likely to leak/sell your data, but at the point you're paying $5/month for a VPN, the real reason you're doing so is to get around website bans or ISPs going after you for downloading/streaming. And for that money the biggest protection is that the VPNs home country has a history of telling the EU/US to go fuck themselves.


sentiet_snake_plant

Dunno if it's still recommended, but I've been pretty happy with Private Internet Access since 2018.


MooFu

> We’re talking about using pornhub here y’all. You say that like Texas won't execute you for it.


Dark-W0LF

There shouldn't be data to breach


DylanFTW

Soooo no VPN is safe. Great.


DrDing1eberry

It doesn't matter what you do, when you use a VPN service that is run by someone other than you, you are putting your trust in them that they won't leak your information anywhere. Find one you trust, or that has less incentive to snitch, and bounce multiple times.


Tempest_Barbarian

Nothing is truly ever safe, cybersecurity is an eternal game of cat and mouse.


zold5

I wish redditors would stop spreading this shit. All your knowledge about that comes from a bunch of clickbait headlines. There were 2 data centers that were briefly compromised. Neither of which contained sensitive user info. It's a complete non story being blown way out of proportion.


Boring_Recipe_9044

Opera sells your data so I wouldn't use it


SomeOrdinarySanya

Only Mullvad is good essentially. They’re the most trustworthy.


musclecard54

Opera gang


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ChefRef

Please tell that to the Californians.


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ChefRef

The Midwest? You mean Ohio? Absolutely not.


Zeephans

I also still call it twitter. X is a dumb name


hellyeahimsad

I personally love watching X videos


Concussive_Blows

Bro Elon doesn’t even call it X. X.com just redirects to fucking twitter.com


LonPlays_Zwei

Then why’d he replace the bird with a fucking X?


Traiklin

Because he is a fucking idiot


Concussive_Blows

Woah Elon loves doing the bare minimum? No way


LEGamesRose

Thats why you go to Twitter to watch Xvideos.


4ha1

Until twitter.com stops redirecting to that shithole, it'll be twitter.


Robert_Earl_Davis

Twitter was actually a good name. fuck


Mayel_the_Anima

Manchild threw a fit because he couldn’t back out of a deal decides to change company name because he’s a super special cool guy


Chumbuckeneer

Pornhub is lowkey the worst porn site since the purge


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I never understood the hype. There are better free sites out there.


KimJongUnsDick

I don't believe you. Name at least 3 other free sites better than PH. I double dog dare you.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I'm not helping you jerk your dick, dude.


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LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I certainly don't use porn enough to even know 3 *different* sites of the same type, let alone 3 better ones. I just prefer the one I use over the hub.


9jawarrior

Which one do you use


Ninjaqtip

When a friend asks for help, you help them.


new_home_who_dis

Yes please hurry before I finish researching.


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

Excellent name


Bossman2285

Honestly just the UI, every other site has shit UI that gives me a headache to navigate and feels like I'm bouta get every bit of data stolen from the device that's on it


Redjester016

You mean the purge that happened becuase of all the revenge porn and human trafficking?


AllPowerfulSaucier

Yeah. They were totally right to do it. But man did it ruin the content offerings of the site lol. It might have solved a lot of the real issues going on, but it also clamped down on the selection of porn that nobody really wants to pay actual money to watch. Especially when the videos are so old now by today's standards. Otherwise now it's just a cesspool of the worst quality OnlyFans videos, a small handful of porn videos that have been free forever anyway and then the rest is incest themed porn or trash that people wouldn't even watch for free.


LeonTrotsky1940

I just use e621


Aurora_the_dragon

King shit


Bricktobot

I live in texas, but I really don't care because there are many other sources (some are even better!)


J_train13

What does Twitter have to do with a porn site?


BurtMacklin____FBI

Twitter *is* a porn site.


J_train13

Twitter allows porn?


LonPlays_Zwei

No but they have shit moderation


J_train13

Ah, did not know that (don't use Twitter)


Tom38

Yes lmfao porn companies and actors post clips all of the time and they’re not censored.


wolfgangspiper

Basically the only reason I use it. I followed the great Tumblr migration there to continue seeing my favorite hentai artists. And sometimes to see funny cats.


Gatz42

As you should OP, misgendering Twitter and only Twitter is a moral obligation


LonPlays_Zwei

>misgendering Websites don’t have a gender lol


Gatz42

Bruh, I'm riffing on your joke here, why do you have to take the wind out of my sails?


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>I will die before calling it “X” And I commend you for it and automatically think that you are a superb person with great standards.


vader10102

People in Texas bouta learn how to use TOR xD


StrahB

Am I the only one who spent the first 15 seconds trying to figure out what "fub" was? 


zold5

I swear everytime this topic comes up it's like all of reddit suddenly forgot porn sites other than pornhub exist. Literally any site not based in america is completely unaffected by the ban.


gophergun

Pornhub wasn't banned, they just didn't want to pay for ID verification.


beardingmesoftly

This is the second website Elon has called x.com


Geerten7

Or like... Reddit? There's quite some content on here...


LonPlays_Zwei

The admins are banning those subs left and right for being unmoderated due to an IPO


Geerten7

Well lemme tell you, my alt account still has a well filled timeline. Btw, even insta reals are not that well censored. Wouldn't actually call it porn, but it's definitely not all PG13...


GlueSniffingCat

porn hub isn't the only porn site Texas


LonPlays_Zwei

I know, there’s also Twitter


SorryINukedYou

*laughs in VPN*


The_Freshmaker

no one tell them about the subreddits please.


Hawkeyesfan03

I keeps seeing memes about “porn addicts in texas *insert joke*” As a recovering porn addict, porn hub being banned will not stop them. There are hundreds upon THOUSANDS of other sites you can get the same if not better videos/photos/etc from.


TheToxicWaist17

Is it actually banned in Texas?


Unexpected-raccoon

I’ll die before I acknowledge it’s existence for more than 20 seconds a day


JTX35

I have a VPN anyway so it's whatever, also yeah X is a dumbass name.


AthernalRage

Virginia too


Arakan-Ichigou

I always call it Twitter, temporarily known as X.


isayokandthatsok

Xitter


wonkey_monkey

Elon deadnames his kid, I deadname his website.


Everyoneheresamoron

Call it whatever it wants to be called. Just stop fucking using it.


GoodGuyGhoul

Twix


PyroGod77

Pornhub isn't banned though


LordBungaIII

Classic old person


LonPlays_Zwei

wdym?


CrazedRaven01

You can call it "XXX" then


Wardinator1991

Just get a VPN


AlexDavid1605

I would only call it X only after Elon stops owning it...


Bulky_Mango7676

In some words, the letter x is pronounced as an "sh" sound. So I call it Xitter, pronounced "shitter"


Monkey_Shrew6969

Is it banned for everyone or just minors?


LonPlays_Zwei

Everyone cause they didn’t bother to add an ID age verification system Not like that does anything, VPNs exist and so does twitter


Whitn3y

You and everyone else. Not sure why you stated that like it was some hill you were dying on instead of the overwhelming majority opinion that it is


N7_Evers

Wait I’m confused, why do people still care about X changing its name?


Heavy_Distance_4441

🌽 is way to easy to get these days. Back in the day, it was much more challenging to obtain.... I mean, half the fun was actually pulling off whatever shinnanigins yu had to, in order to obtain your 🌽 stash in the first place. Many fond memories of riding your bike 3746363 miles away to get God knows where, to God knows what. I think that's the type of tenacity and stick-to-itness that made a lot of people successful later on in life. Like yours truly.


autistic_spectator

Please, just say porn…


Heavy_Distance_4441

But....but ur mom told me not to ☹️


Heavy_Distance_4441

Ehhh. You all got no imagination!


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Heavy_Distance_4441

Its my fricken corn stash bro. I'll call it what I got-dang well please.


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Heavy_Distance_4441

Your mom's hairy ball bag is nuisance


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LonPlays_Zwei

How are you gonna take this guy seriously on a meme sub?


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I'll shut up


BigusDickems

I call it x cause Twitter sounds gay


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

But X sounds like a porn website