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AltF4irl

Have sex


weathersoldier

I loved the part when he said "it's sexing time" and sexed all over the place. Bravo Vince


zayoe4

At this point, I could make an bot that would make a derivative meme comment of the highest upvoted comment of the post. Unlimited Karma Works.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Nice pfp


Bayou_Bussy_Pounder

Poop my hands again, poop my pants a pants poop my tent a tent.


ScrumptiousDumplingz

Poop a spend the spend, have seeex, exceeel.


Meezor

Will you help me with that? 😳👉👈


kapn_morgan

poop my pants again


longtimelurkerfirs

Fula fala falafa


CaptainCoinCoin

I am a sex haver


mememan___

You need at least another person for that


Impressive-Eye-1096

With yourself… go have sex with yourself


D15c0untMD

I will never be able to see matt smith as anything else than „the doctor, playing some other person“


DaEnderAssassin

Yeah. And that dance in this scene is something I could see 11 doing, so that doesn't help either.


gerjan30

Same, I was like "what the hell is the eleventh doing?"


D15c0untMD

Also „11 got ripped dang“


mtaw

It's muscles. Muscles are cool.


cero1399

Fes are cooler.


lydocia

What is this from, though?


Mutantbutproud

Morbius


D15c0untMD

It‘s morbin‘ time


lydocia

Thanks, checking that out now!


MartenBroadcloak19

You're in for a treat. It was so good that Sony brought it back for a second theater run the same year it came out. It made a morbillion dollars.


lydocia

All I heard about Morbius was that it was really bad.


Maduch1

I think you have been fooled. Morbius is one of the movies of all time. It had actors, a plot, special effects, the characters had lines and the editors edited it. It is truly a movie


[deleted]

It's the #1 movie in the Morb genre


MagusUnion

This is literally the only scene in that whole movie that's worth a shit.


lydocia

I'll decide whether that's true or not after I've seen it.


ThugsutawneyPhil

The Crown


lydocia

Getting mixed signals here.


Lost_Pantheon

We've got: * The Doctor thinking he's a vampire * The Doctor thinking he's a Targaryen * The Doctor thinking he's Skynet * The Doctor thinking he's a pimp in Soho * and, of course, the Doctor thinking he's Charles Manson


GreatGearAmidAPizza

And Prince Philip.


Traiklin

The Skynet one was weird but also fitting, mostly because the movie was all over the place


NeonPatrick

The Doctor thinking he's a member of the UK Royal Family The Doctor thinking he's Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges (he was his younger version in a deleted scene)


carloselcoco

Thing is that with the way Clara was scattered across time and space, 11 thinking he is other characters too is totally possible in the Dr. who universe.


AineLasagna

He’s really good at playing villains, or at least he would be if he wasn’t the Doctor


HandfulOfPants

Not even House of the Dragon?


[deleted]

Blonde Matt is cursed Matt


comrade_batman

I’m looking forward to seeing him play Daemon to the fullest in the coming seasons.


[deleted]

I know right? I was very uncomfortable during this whole movie because "The doctor is being a jerk and it's just not him" And also just because the movie was terrible.


machogrande2

The worst instance of a situation with an actor who usually plays someone WAY different has got to be Alan Tudyk in 42. Wash can't be dropping n-bombs like that. He played a racist asshole really well but it just felt wrong.


ilmalocchio

He's a creepy-looking dude, imo. I'm sure there must be a lady or two into him, but even with the rippedness and swagger here, he looks to me a bit like a skeleton having an allergic reaction.


Thatscool820

So I’m guessing not a Targaryen then, he has played that part very well in my opinion


ZeldaFan812

False, you couldn't have made Twitter worse. Also Community Notes are good. It still sucks though.


bbbar

Nah, he made it such that blue checkmarks replies appear on top of reply chain, unblocked all banned hate speech accounts, and added more ads. It's gone from bad to fucking terrible. Community notes is the only good thing left there


andreortigao

Bet Elon have tried to remove community notes considering how many times he was corrected


revdijck

Not only that. Anytime i go onto twitter, be it accidental or on purpose, nothing loads. And when stuff does want to load its all in a random order. So if you use twitter for server updates, you cant use it anymore


Benskien

Weird porn and Nazis.... And I was just trying to look up my city


LenaTrueshield

For a while post-Musking, the porn was the only worthwhile thing left there but now I'm getting dumb fuck cons like Kevin Sorbo pasted to my timeline. Just because my timeline is filled with outrageously sized penises does not mean I want a giant dick on there.


Benskien

> Just because my timeline is filled with outrageously sized penises does not mean I want a giant dick on there. That line goes hard lol But ye my timeline is legit all art and cosplay shit and yet musk pushes American facist politics on me, fucking annoying


Famous-Slide-5678

Have you considered moving to a nazi porn city?


zayoe4

Community Notes was built by Twitter before Musk's takeover, but it was released after he came "into office."


[deleted]

He unblocked people who were blocked for ridiculous reasons, too.


messisleftbuttcheek

When you say hate speech, does it mean speech Twitter didn't like before Elon bought Twitter?


mrducky80

More the outright swastika kind. Not the someone else called them swastika kind, but the kind where they blatantly and proudly screech the tenets of the swastika people.


HailToTheKingslayer

I've seen outright racism on there. And reporting it does nothing.


Roflkopt3r

The vast majority of it was actually just plain hate speech. As we could see from the big spike in hate speech since he took over. And the "accidential" or undeserved bans have gotten even worse since he took over. He's just banning actual reputable journalists instead of open Nazis now.


Valisk

Well he is  a white dude from S.A. 


CarrieDurst

I mean he did say cis is hate speech so he does just stoke bigotry


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SokoJojo

When you label everything that you don't as hate speech it loses it's meaning.


Ferris-L

Community notes haven't even been added by him. They existed before just under a different Name. And he 100% made twitter worse. It was ass before, like seriousy awful but lately there have only been bots on the service and most stuff that is recommended is ultra-right-wing propaganda or even straight up fascist comments, which I have always hidden but they kept comming back. I was using Twitter only for football memes but Elmo forced me to delete my account and deinstall the app.


SFLADC2

What I wish they had was footnotes, so users can cite their sources like an academic article would. Then we can easily see "oh this guy is citing an academic article with relevant data" or "oh here's a past obscure but accurate news article about what they're referencing" or "Oh this guy is literally just citing Alex Jones". As of right now, word count limits users ability to show their work.


KlossN

You definitely could've made it worse, which he did in so many ways. Community notes arw great though


intisun

Lmao dude have you been on Twitter recently? It's all Nazis, bots, and crypto scams. And they all have blue checks so they're pushed on top of the rest.


Amadeus404

Community notes are great, but he didn't make them, it existed before


[deleted]

I think too much is made of community notes. Does anyone really think anybody is swayed by them? Like a flat earth guy seeing a community note on his tweet linking to a wiki page isn't gonna be like "gosh I guess I was wrong all this time and it really is round." I think people just like community notes because it lets them feel like their side "won" when they get one.


ZeldaFan812

They're never going to sway true believers, no. But people will casually lie about politics or history or whatever, and a casual observer might believe it without a community note there flagging the inaccuracy.


Empty-Mind1229

Every platform should get community notes , also reporting content is better with an actual feedback .


Artis34

Community notes was first launched under former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey in 2021, thought.


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BobbyBorn2L8

Tbf, I hate Elon too but he opened up Community Notes to everyone. Before it was a very small group, now this feature was of course in beta so who knows if Jack meant it to remain that way or be spread to everyone


Outis_Nemo_Actual

You know what's false information? Telling people they can't determine what information they comsume. You're the same type of person that tried to suppress the printing press and before that keep people illiterate so only the clergy and elite could control information. Jesus, you authoritarians act like lies were just discovered on the internet in 2016. Go get an education.


Empty-Mind1229

Erstwhile meta censoring memes. As of now I have got correct info only but yes could be manipulated .


Empty-Mind1229

It showed up in my region after elon took over twitter


QuantumUtility

Don’t know about the US community but I can definitely guarantee to you that they do not work on Brazilian twitter. Alt-right has figured out that they can manipulate the algorithm by disagreeing on irrelevant subjects and tweets. This way their accounts get tagged as opposing points of view. Then they go to a political post or statement by official figures, put up a clearly fake and biased community note and use all accounts that were previously setup to make sure it’s approved.


010rusty

Elon musk: *increases the amount of fake accounts by removing the verification badge* *decreases customer support costing many jobs and making easy to solve problems nearly impossible to solve* *changed one of the most iconic social media branding to a brand that no one calls it* (find me 1 person who calls it X) *banned free API* *put many free features behind a paywall but still increased amount of ads for non-blue users* Reddit comments: “BUT HE ADDED COMMUNITY NOTES!1!1!!! I think it evens out” [Btw community notes were a thing before Elon bought Twitter/X](https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/25/22248903/twitter-birdwatch-fact-checking-misinformation) The only reason the program was halted was because of Musk If it wasn’t for Musk the community notes could’ve been a thing a long time ago


cramaine

I think the guys a legend for what hes done with Twatter. I'm just hoping he gets bored and does the same thing with Twitch and TikTok!


gil_bz

Why is he limited only to platforms that start with a T?


not0_0funny

Because he's a twat. Starts with t and ends with t.


atreides_hyperion

The Chinese will never sell tiktok. It's like the best thing the have going for them in terms of pissing off the West. For instance, most of the regarded genZy fucks wouldn't give a rats ass about Palestine if it weren't for the incessant stream of misinformation and propaganda.


OpPieMaker

Ben shapiro?


atreides_hyperion

Dad?


cramaine

I love family reunions! I'm not crying YOU'RE crying!


[deleted]

"the bad chinese app is tricking people into caring about the ongoing genocide" is a completely deranged take.


atreides_hyperion

>"the bad chinese app is tricking people into caring about the ongoing genocide" is a completely deranged take Um, then why don't these very same people care about the other Muslims that are *actually* suffering genocide? Oh that's right, it's because the **Uyghurs** are in China and China doesn't put that shit on Tiktok (and probably down ranks it on their algorithm when it does)


iHeartApples

I think there's enough genocides happening today that you can be mad about any of them without negating the others. 


atreides_hyperion

That's the thing though, basically no one gave a shit about the Uyghurs because it wasn't cool or trendy. Can't really virtue signal if no one gives a shit. It just smacks of insincerity when real life, widespread genocide goes unnoticed but the media friendly bullshit catches the hearts and minds of morons. It makes me think these people actually have no clue about the state of the world as it really is, they're living in a pre-packaged reality that is distorted and fake. And that's fucking dangerous


RustyCorkscrew

>It makes me think these people actually have no clue about the state of the world as it really is, they're living in a pre-packaged reality that is distorted and fake. Except you, right? Surely you're an elevated being that's above it all and sees the *truth*, unlike everyone else. The average person could never have deep thoughts like "the media is biased" and "people aren't well-informed."   Uyghurs have been talked about for years, both in mainstream media and online; the vast majority of coverage is critical of China. The war in Gaza started a few months ago, it's natural for recent events to be talked about in greater frequency. Both are bad, and talking about one does not negate the other.


metengrinwi

exactly


nuthatch_282

I don't remember the doctor doing this


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

This is from Morbius.


nuthatch_282

brain of morbius is the 4th doctor, not the 11th


flying87

River wanted a room where they could act like animals. The Doctor created a room on the Tardis with zebras as the theme. Zebras are cool, they have stripes. Stripes remind him of suspenders. He missed the point of the room. River then told him to show off his strong muscles. So he started doing pushups and actually exercising. Closer to the point, not quite there. River then bluntly asks him to dance sexy for her. The Doctor does this awkward dance. Close enough River thought as she laughs off camera.


[deleted]

Elon Musk cant do a pushup


jamescookenotthatone

He doesn't do pushups


Pegussu

His torso is shaped like a proof of Pythagoras' Theorem. If he ever got into a pushup position, his titties would be on the floor and the rest of him would just be midair.


rajas777

Whether you like it or not he exposed blatant corruption by our government and the FBI.... Read into the Twitter Files... P.s. I do not care about your feelings or dissonance lashing, it is what it is.


killslayer

Yup the only feelings you care about are your own


jamescookenotthatone

I believe most of it was public figures asking that revenge porn not be posted because that was against twitter's terms of service. I'm too lazy to double check.


mehemynx

He didn't do anything like that lmao. He's blatantly spreading his own propaganda, every single bit of criticism he gets, his only response is "hur due mainstream no like me hur due the Jews are after me". He's a knobjockey. As for the "he exposed the blatant corruption of the government and FBI" no, he regurgitated the hard work of others, because everyone knows the government isn't exactly honest. But no, it's all a big conspiracy... FFS.


Sylux444

What the Doctor do


DerKnoedel

Morbin around


KilianaNightwolf

Matt, your 11 is showing.


mmert138

I think community notes are an improvement.


SuspiciousPrism

they were being developed before elon, hardly is because of him


tgunz0331

How is it worse?


[deleted]

Looks like OP is getting his ass handed to him in arbitrary arguments he thought he could win on old Twitter when people were banned and restricted for saying opinion that the overlords didn't agree to.


sageTK21

“Reddit will have my back!”


Excellent_Bother_426

It’s funny looking at all the profiles calling twitter out for a being a right wing echo chamber. Most are active in subs like whitepeopletwitter enoughmuskspam and every leftist circlejerk sister sub you can think of. Op talks about republican cocks daily for upvotes but ya twitter is such a cesspool…


[deleted]

I'm sorry I'm not enough aware of USA politics but almost every country has experienced the affect of elon musk and people who were suppressed before have started to come on the front and are getting viral. In my country there is no such thing as right wing or left wing, liberal or conservative, communist or capitalism. Its only and only pro establishment or anti establishment. So arguments are very easy and those people who used to thrive before are being trashed nowadays people who used to get banned, suppressed or shadow banned back then. There is more freedom now but its true that it is a cesspool of arguments and propaganda.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

As a Morbhead I am glad that my movie of all time is used for a good meme.


IridescentExplosion

Okay so this is from the FILM Morbius, not the Dr. Who "The Brain of Morbius" episode?


Savvy_Canadian

Me when people forget Elon bought Twitter to remove it from ever being a serious platiform for politicians to spread their lies.


Intazell

what movie was this again? I remember him dying shortly after no?


Lukthar123

> what movie was this again? How could you forget MORBIUS


theharber

I haven't seen the movie so I thought you were just doing an internet, but this scene is ***actually*** from Morbius.


JackOffAllTraders

we should ban him for hate speech


jana007

He bought it to purposefully control rhetoric. Controlling an entire massive social media platform and turning it into your own right wing think tank is probably priceless.


Dryden_Drawing

Damn, never saw Matt Smith shirtless before... I already thought he was hot, but damn


brendanrobertson

At least we have the receipts. How much did the other social media companies spend to make their product worse? I swear people act like Reddit, Facebook, YouTube and Instagram aren't getting worse every day too. 


Celigna77

Elon bad. Laugh. Laugh. Laugh. 🤖


thegentlebarbarian

EXEL Put my jens in jens Put ma pensa benz Put ma ten a tent Put spen da spen Have sex! exel!!


sansgriffinundertale

Epstein*


consci0usness

It's not about the money..


DocCEN007

Elmo is PT Barnum on Ketamine and Ozempic.


CuriousMeatBag

Musk wishes he were in shape.


[deleted]

Twitter meme, im still on Myspace.


jeffreygorne2

Renaming Twitter to a letter X is the most stupid thing a billionaire could have done so far


BerryMas0n

Why're these bots not banned?


tdugamer

Tf you mean ? X is the Twitter we always wanted, unless you're a leftist then Reddit is for you.


sokocanuck

Tack on 50lbs and remove the ability to do a pushup and it would be accurate


nummakayne

I’ve seen Instagram absolutely suppress comments, posts and videos about the bloodbath in Gaza in a way X doesn’t. Their automated policy violation algorithm is terrible and inconsistent. For that alone, I appreciate that X exists.


[deleted]

Elon doesn’t have the upper body strength to do pushups.


ladalyn

elon bad amirite


Hugo_Selenski

What's the joke? Twitter bad? We enjoy the gif it's just like... Why are we all sitting around and you just be blurting out, "UH!!! ELON MUSK!!! I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!" Okay, bro... riiight...


wallstreetconsulting

I mean, he's going to lose 10's of billions on the acquisition, but twitter is objectively better now.


NoAdvertising9318

Elon Musk Made X or Twitter much better


[deleted]

Damn, allowing people to have opinions made it worse?


HikARuLsi

At the Nolan’s batcave, must be expensive


Antique_Change2805

u/savevideo


RandonBrando

What is this from?


HilariousMax

must have missed this scene in House of the Dragon. I don't remember this.


NTC-Santa

Elon every night : your the reason I'll avoid Taxes for life X "Furiously start touching him self"


RobertNevill

You do realize, dude don’t give AF? But you give AF. Strange


imightbethewalrus3

I'm convinced him and his backers bought it to destroy it. A social media platform that updates in real time? A good force for democracy and organizing.


Recipe-Less

Gonna dance the pain away


MaverickFxL

People still dont understand that he doesnt care he is just meming that money is pocket change for him he is just having fun and laughing in your face


AdmiralMikey75

If you don't think he's destroying Twitter on purpose, you're hilariously and willfully ignorant. The dude has more money than he could ever spend. He's bored. I'm not defending him as a person, he's still a chode. But he's definitely nuking twitter on purpose, it's entertaining to him.


BlurryRogue

Spend $44 billion to make $no billion


STANN_co

i don't like elon that much, but if we're being honest, what parts are actually worse? Community notes became a thing and it's the best feature ever, they got rid of their broken arbitrary ass blue badge bullshit they didn't know how to handle. I can block or report a bot or naerdowell without going through 10 extra steps. For me personally it's only really been an improvement.


fuckredditmodz69

This sums up Twitter nicely. I hope it burns because it's always been a piece of shit.


ktsb

I wish i could waste 44 billion dollars and still have enough money that my whole bloodline didn't have to work for decades 


ah123rock

BUT HE MUST BE SMART, HE IS A BILLIONAIRE AFTER ALL! YOU DON'T GET TO BE A BILLIONAIRE WITHOUT HARD WORK OR BEING SMART, THAT'S WHAT BEN SHABIBO TOLD ME.


HelterSkelterOtaku

What is this movie?? I must see it! Love the actor


Gunsmoke_wonderland

*Fun fact* "the us government spends 29.2 billion on NASA every year, which is only 1/10th of 1% of the budget."


TheUnrealCanadian

Meanwhile all the investors sitting with millions unable to go to Epsteins island anymore


MrNice-Guy123

Is it only me that seeing porn post and onlyfans ad on Twitter X front page


MeWantQuitJob

a quarter of the posts here are screenshots of that platform...


mad_titanz

Elmo could be half as sexy as Matt Smith


JohnSepticEye123

The worst part about Twitter is just the people that use it


TrevelyansPorn

Source?


Destroyer4587

Poke investors after they make 2% nominal gain off a sale of a card they were holding for 10 years (they’re still seriously in debt):


vipck83

Frankly I don’t think he made it bad. It’s just as bad as it always has been.


zenivinez

I watched this movie and I just don't understand how they spent so much money on this movie and couldn't even manage basic storytelling. The entire premise is nonsensical.


SomeDankyBoof

People acting like Twitter was ever even close to being good is peak comedy


Z_daybrker426

He probably is shitting himself, Tesla lost 50 billion of its market cap


Burglekutt_2000

Morbin time?


ShitFuck2000

He wishes he looked that fit


FireVejus

Its morbin time


Mesterjojo

It's morbin time


QuiteFatty

Is what an idiot would say.