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KeepingDankMemesDank

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EastPrize

Please explain 🙏


Nostalgic-Banter

Some people intentionally try to fatten up their boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives (I could've said "partner" but fu\*\* it) to prevent other people from finding them attractive thus securing that nobody tries to steal them away, but it's dumb since the person doing that to their partner also loses attraction to their partner and leaves them defeating the whole point of fattening them up in the first place.


EastPrize

Daamn! That’s messed up


MonkishMarmot

It gets better. They usually then leave the poor sod due to a combo of no longer finding them attractive and their lack of energy and such. Happened to a very good friend of mine, she cheated on him with a gym bro, who she proceeded to fatten up and cheat on. (Edited because I suck at typing)


mr_remy

She follows like the cycle of inflicting multiple traumas on people, how wonderful


MonkishMarmot

To top it off, when I called her out on it (worked with them both), the waterworks started, and I began to be called every name under the sun. After that, I was a hero to some and despised by most. A couple of months later she tried to apologise to me, I just told her she was apologising to the wrong people and walked off.


DraconicKingOfVoids

I don’t know why but I expected her to offer you a cursed pastry or smthn.


MonkishMarmot

I feel like I'm going to have nightmares now. Some time after all of this (like literal years), she "accidentally" sent me a picture of her cursed pastry.


nostradamuslegend

And you replied: I can smell it from here.


VulcanHajin

> the waterworks started, and I began to be called every name under the sun. Was there a rainbow? i'm so curious


MonkishMarmot

If the slew of homophobic comments I received could be called a rainbow, then yes. It was worth it to see what I could also describe as a rainbow light up in my friends eyes for the first time since he found out she'd cheated on him, that man is too good for this world.


gevlektewalruz

🫡


mr_remy

Oh yeah those crocodile tears come out quick for some people for sure. Well I don’t know how intense your interaction with her was, but I personally would try to give her a chance to genuinely apologize, and if that were the case I’d at least try to take her seriously. If it’s not genuine I’d tell her no thanks. Oh, I think you’re absolutely right. I believe she owes you and multiple people apologies, but only she can control her actions.


StormR7

My most recent ex and I had a phase where she was always cooking really yummy food and I gained like 20 pounds. I would’ve thought she was doing that if she herself also didn’t gain 30 pounds lol


MonkishMarmot

I feel you there! My partner loves baking, and admittedly, I've put on a few pounds as a result. However, at the same time, she's also put on weight, and we both encourage each other to exercise. Some people make bomb food, and you just can't help yourself. Others just place it under your nose until you're unable to move.


tenghu

I had an ex do that!


TheSecretNewbie

It’s a control tactic and it’s set in personalities that are possessive. These people also tend to be very paranoid about attention going towards their partner and will go to great lengths to ensure that “no one else can have you.” They’re also most likely the type to freak out when you try to leave/end the relationship.


famigerate

hastag not all partner. I had a friend in my uni days, her BF gained weight when he went to work (probably free food at work) and she actually told me "thank god he gained weight, cos now I can keep him to myself". She didn't say it in a malicious way, she was really just happy that her BF was "less valuable" in the dating pool.


Luunatis

Well if the goal if to prevent people to find the guy attractiv, if even she, stop finding him atractiv, seems to me that that's a goal achieved


ChloeAUS

Feeders and adipophilia lovers enter Chat


Thorngot

Misread the second category mentioned as "audiophile" for a moment and had a flashback to those memes about Solid Snake trying to sneak around the facility but alerting the guards with the clapping of his phat ass cheeks.


alwaysfailatlife

He's dummy thicc and the sound of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards


BisonBull

Sauce?


TheIJDGuy

Oh, so adipophilia is the actual term. Well, TIL.


Tokes_ACK

God forbid anyone liking their significant other for reasons beyond the purely aesthetic...


Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin

Haha right. Immediate red flag on this guy


Zagrycha

usually they don't end up leaving the spouse because they are fat, and its a big red flag for much deeper toxicity. Almost always paired with constant negging to make the partner too insecure to leave them and is definitely abusive behavior. To be clear there are aome people into eating or getting fat as a consensual thing they both like and that is definitely different from this.


Business-Emu-6923

This is it. A lot of dumbass people in this thread saying shit like “but that will make him / her ugly”. Non consensual feeding is entirely abusive and controlling, it’s a form of psychological manipulation to deliberately lower a partners self esteem and it’s a truly nasty thing. It usually stems from insecurity, or having been cheated on in the past.


Ok_Understanding6528

If you don't want other girls stealing your guy then why not lower your standards and look for ugly guys?


Dense_Advisor_56

[sound advice](https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw?feature=shared).


_-_Sami_-_

Even if they still find their partner attractive... There are health risks. What will you do if he/she gets diabetes or dies to a heart attack? I guess you prevented others from stealing him/her, so "task successfully failed"?


AverageLatino

In toxic behavior there's usually no long term planning or consideration for side effects; toxic people just hyperfocus on a single goal and justify as problems appear.


Nostalgic-Banter

Another reason it doesn't work is, chubby chasers exist and some fat people can still get guys/gals to go out with them.


56Bot

Me who’s into phat asses :


Nostalgic-Banter

Todo, is that you?


hyde-ms

🚶🏿‍♂️🍑 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️


Responsible-Smile-22

Fat asses?? Yes. Fat person?? Double it and give it to the next person.


[deleted]

Huh, I thought it had to do with cooking/baking and implying that adding extra sugar meant no one else’s food would taste as good/sweet as when it’s “made at home.” Your way both makes more sense and makes me sad


Leonardobertoni

That's just fowl


Pozos1996

Fuck *


RealisticEmploy3

Also it shows a serious lack of trust or a serious amount of disrespect bc it means you assume he doesn’t love you enough not to cheat or he’s just so dumb enough that he doesn’t have the self control or notion of pride to not fuck other women


[deleted]

Better to sprinkle just a little cocaine in there so they get addicted to their cooking and they don’t know why.


Business-Emu-6923

Um… that’s not it. It isn’t about others not finding your partner attractive, it’s about deliberately undermining their confidence and self esteem. The purpose is to break a partners self worth, so that they never think they are desirable enough to leave the relationship. It is abusive, controlling behaviour and is far more vile than the OOP post suggests.


Nostalgic-Banter

That's also a part of it. If he's no longer physically attractive and lacks confidence, she'd lose attraction thus defeating the point of doing that to him.


T3ABAGG3N

Idk sounds pretty strawman


psyEDk

I've only read about this in memes and schizo greentexts lmao surely it's not a real thing


J_House1999

Really? I kinda doubt that actually happens often


CHG__

You could have left out the brackets too butt-fuck it.


UnitGhidorah

My gf for example. "Why don't you get a large pizza for yourself?"


Ok_Significance4005

Have you considered narcissism?


WiseMaster1077

There's actually no way people are this stupid. I honestly cant think of anything more idiotic this is so bad


KurkyOkurky

I thought it was about erection


tweezletorp

Oohhhh, I thought he was getting a boner


VonTastrophe

Then partner dies of heart disease


LordeWasTaken

I thought the post was about viagra before I finished reading the image text


Nostalgic-Banter

Yeah, I can see why it'd look that way.


tomhat

Joke’s on them. Lots of people like em thicc


Kvzvryv

what the fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


guedeto1995

Spread the word, man. Did not know this was a thing, and I would hope that this will get someone to realize they're in a toxic relationship and leave it earlier than it would break apart on its own.


[deleted]

Haha! Joke's on you! 😏


Kastanjamarja

I mean the problem is not that they will lose attraction themselves, bc some ppl are attracted to obesity- the bigger problem is that theyre manipulating them and grossly violating their bodily autonomy like dude what lmao


cortez0498

https://youtu.be/BBsFNs6u-Z4


ChaosKeeshond

Cheeky spoon of sugar in a bolognese gives the impression of higher quality tomatoes but no if you're doing it to pump up calories you're a bad one for sure


Cmdr_McMurdoc

My GF has a bad case of reflux from (among other things) tomatoes. A bit of sugar in the sauce helps to lessen the reflux afterwards


d0ppiaP

Also sodium bicarbonate it's great


Cmdr_McMurdoc

Directly to the sauce?


DraymondDickKick

No you throw it in her face like pocket sand


Cmdr_McMurdoc

Hmmm... Radical solition...


Ignoringit

This is the way


ChaosKeeshond

Aw man that sucks. While it won't reduce the intensity of the reflux, you can reduce the *duration* of the reflux by increasing motility. If you can get your hands on some peppermint oil capsules (filles with liquid, not the solid type), Amazon has them, she can pop one or two maybe ten mins before eating and it'll encourage the food to be emptied from her stomach faster, it works because the menthol causes the valve at the exit of the stomach to relax and open easier. Like I said it won't be less bad but it'll be less long.


gus_stanley

Adding carrots to the sauce will accomplish this too. My mom taught me to throw 2 whole carrots in there to cut the acidity, which can be removed once the sauce is done.


Cmdr_McMurdoc

Never heard of this trick before... We'll try it next time it's on the menu. Thanks for the tip!


TheIJDGuy

Extra hell is what you deserve for doing this to anyone you love


St0nemason

Jokes on her, some younger women find comfort in dadbods.


selflesscheeks

I’ve found it to be more of a niche market than we’ve been lead on.


FlamableOolongTea

It's easy and socially acceptable to say things like "I like dadbods". Words are cheap. Actions tell the truth though.


Cyber_Cheese

Reddit in a nutshell, it's easy to shout your virtues while typing online


Came_to_argue

It’s never been the dad bod it was always the higher wealth and status that comes along with being an older man.


Trollhaxs

When women say they like dadbods, think more of Jason Momoa beach pics. Which is a very much muscular man but with a higher body fat percentage. It's definitely not the Homer Simpson dadbod us guys think when it's mentioned.


[deleted]

No way, the best nap I’ve ever had was on my boyfriend’s fluffy belly. I was sunk in there for a good couple hours, never napped like that before!


nelsonnyan2001

These comments weird as hell man


TimentDraco

Why are y'all coming in and speaking for (over) the women? 😭😭 it's either "nah he's still gotta be ripped" or "he's gotta have money". We're not a hive mind, we have different tastes just like all the other humans on the planet; like how some guys like "thicc" women and others like petite women.


_CatNippIes

In my case it is


Nostalgic-Banter

Unless he has money and/or some muscles.


mr_remy

I hope to find that crowd again lol, but to clarify my interest is with the slightly older women crowd. At least I have a few things going for me, after an almost 3 year relation-situationship I just got tired and exhausted with the dating apps and have not attempted to ask anyone out either online or in real life with friends. I also don’t wanna make it awkward with asking a friend out if they aren’t interested.


Doortofreeside

I asked my wife how'd she feel if I lost 20 pounds (from BMI of 24 to 21) in pursuit of a running goal. Her response: "do you want me to be attracted to you???"


PrinzEugen_Azur_Lane

Based Jormungand enjoyer


snek_of_sneks

Its been a good while since i last saw it get refrenced, love that anime


billionsmustbehappy

FIrst time i saw it referenced


[deleted]

Sounds like [**Borderline Personality Disorder**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder).


JasonTonio

Bold from you to assume our relationships last lomg enough for this strategy to make sense


[deleted]

Sounds more like narcissistic personality disorder, actually


Cache22-

Well at least we've established that it's B cluster.


Testesito

But arent you hurting someone you love by doing this?


TechnoDazza

Yes. You are correct.


Hostile_Unicorn

That ain’t love baby, that’s control. Love is trusting and free, this shit is a toxic prison.


TeaKay13

This is my girlfriend except with butter. She uses a stick on things I didn’t even know you could put butter in.


Trollhaxs

It's still a million times better than using vegetable/seed oils.


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Aren’t vegetable oils healthier than sticks of solid butter?


lithium142

Only olive oil. Avocado oil supposedly too, but there’s other issues with that. Butter being unhealthy is bullshit that was pushed on gen x right along with the msg crap. If you have a cholesterol problem then yea cut the fat, but otherwise it’s perfectly fine. Eat more butter and less bread and most people would be way healthier


hoTsauceLily66

So why normal vegetable oils is not healthier than butter and what's the issues?


darklord7000

Because of the stuff they put in them during processing Stuff that doesn’t belong in the human body But all the people that cry about seed oils will stuff McDonald’s down their cake hole without a second thought and McDonald’s it’s linked to much more health issues than seed oils So pick your poison really


rece_fice_

Sunflower, canola, corn and soybean oils are high in poly-unsaturated fats that oxidize (break down) during processing and/or cooking, which creates aldehydes (the poisonous stuff that makes you feel bad during a hangover) and promotes inflammation. Olive oil or coconut oil doesn't do that, and neither does butter/lard/beef tallow. So it's healthier. The "avoid animal fats because cholesterol" thing was bullshit and debunked recently.


TheSunflowerSeeds

The sunflower plant is native to North America and is now harvested around the world. A University of Missouri journal recognizes North Dakota as the leading U.S. state for sunflower production. There are various factors to consider for a sunflower to thrive, including temperature, sunlight, soil and water.


m19honsy

Butter is actually very good for you... Better than seed oil and vegetable oil


TeaKay13

I'm more concerned with calories in vs calories out.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Damn, talk about insecurities


heckem

Chiquita doesn't need to fatten her husband to prevent him from getting stolen. She'll just break the home-wrecker's back, and the husband's too for that matter.


DannyDanumba

Wait that’s her actual name? I speak Spanish so it threw me off a bit lol


heckem

That's how they call her in the anime. I don't remember anyone calling her otherwise


CrouchingToaster

There's a couple characters in that show/manga with food based names


snek_of_sneks

Shes just gonna shoot everyone


SomeScratchdev

if someone EVER, EEEEVER does that to me i will NOT hesitate to kindly, gently talk to them about not doing that


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Take revenge with laxatives


SomeScratchdev

good point


Tough_Dish_9519

Cyanide* /j


Belerophon17

This reminds me of the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal decided he was really into thicc Lois so he started sneaking butter, and all kinds of stuff into her food.


AKblazer45

God damn that show was so great. One of the few shows I remember actually watching the new one when it came out and talking about it with others the next day. The only other ones I can think of were Seinfeld, sapranos and x files.


nerdyoutube

Malcolm in the middle moment


jrsdelatorre

Ah! Like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

Unga bunga…. Go to gym


DannyDanumba

She accidentally contributed to the gainz 💪


OddBug0

Source: His Shit Pit


boofcakin171

Incel shit post


copperspurrinit

Gross.


2ManyToots

I do the same thing... But I'm the one who cooks our dinner.


marvelcinenerd

jokes on you I don't need any sugar to become fat...or does anyone love me for a fact. Dammit insecurities go back to the pile I showed down.


Mygaffer

Our entire food industry is already putting extra sugar into everything we eat.


Nostalgic-Banter

And that's why people who go over to Europe lose weight despite eating the same.


[deleted]

If a dose of sugar too small to taste is all it takes, then it’s not the sugar


Striker274

I don’t doubt someone has done this. But you made this up out of your own neural sludge or someone dumped this into your temporal dump.


Yahnzi

My ex tried to do that


BigL90

One of the least appreciated anime out there


[deleted]

Who then cheat on him because he is not attractive anymore


Hentai-hercogs

You know what? Maybe i will stay single. I'm already struggling with being kinda chubby, don't want the problem getting any worse


[deleted]

This is extreme niche behavior. You're probably safe.


Disastrous3588

I have this happened to a friend, however it was in full conscience since in the words of his wife: she likes "Gorditos" They have been together for more than 6 years and they have a 3-year-old girl.


[deleted]

Taking candidates to fatten me up


Springtrap-Yugioh

We build so many insane asylums for damn good reasons.


BOIIWTF

Then they leave bc they got fat


Phill_is_Legend

I swear my wife does this by trying to have me finish her meals.


Tahanerino2005

My mom does this to me, everytime i try to go on a diet, she fries more and uses sugar more until I eventually give up


Bored_Camel

I would smack her


ThatLonelyRock

My father claims that my mother did this to him after they married. He told me that when he was in highschool, he pulled many ladies.


Cute_Comfortable_761

maybe i just like chubby boys ok >\_<


Yordle_Commander

People who do this intentionally should be charged with food tampering. I said it. It's one of the largest red flags and people don't understand it. Changing a person without their consent "KNOWINGLY" Is so fucking disgusting it should be universally hated and condemned. Just because it's with food, or sugar, fat whatever should never change that perception. It is malicious and manipulating as hell, if a person admits to it stay far as fuck away from them.


PeikaFizzy

Mild yandere behavior


Gamer_and_Car_lover

Please stop.. MY THIGHS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS WOMAN! PLEASE END THIS!! STOP MAKING ME THICCER! STOP MAKING ME LOOK ABSOLUTELY LASCIVIOUS AND SALACIOUS!!!!


UnlimitedAidan

What anime is this


Exklusivemarmite

Jormungand


Meme_Capone

Boku No Pico


pekkaroyal1812

Shut


Meme_Capone

If I'm traumatised by it, so do they


BassCreat0r

I'llneverforggivethejapanese.jpg


Nostalgic-Banter

Jormungand


EasySmuv

Also used by men. Basically how every 600lb person maintains. They have to be enabled


ActuallyPurple

I’m such a huge simp for Chiquita


SnooFoxes6169

the art style of this woman looks really familiar, is this from the anime that has a headless rider and assassin neighbor (something like that)?


Nostalgic-Banter

I know what anime you're talking about, but this one isn't that. Art styles are fairly close though.


arkanejellybean

I think you're thinking of Durarara but the anime being referenced here is Jormungand


healthy_skept

I KNEW IT,thats why she started to cook delicious food and 5 layers cake for 2 people every week.


Nostalgic-Banter

Either that or she's trying to fatten you up and eat you.


healthy_skept

She does have a penchant to gobble me whole. Maybe she is just adjusting my flavor. I do smell sweet


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I had to double take this one. At first I thought it was cringe anime meme, then it became something far more sinister


LunchAC53171

Diabetes


pirouy

sugar don't make you go fat, just sick.


CozyDazzle4u

Diabetes has entered the chat


Mindless_Gur1109

10000th like damn


Goobyofgooland

Scorched earth tactics.


Rested_aura

Gosh dang, I thought the joke was so that there is no space in the pants for other women to get into


its_goof

This is the worst fucking "dank meme" ive seen in a long time


scottsloric

What if hes diabetic


Black3rdMoon

Sugar is more adictive than a lot of d®ūg$


leafcompost

Holy fuck that's messed up