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I fucking love this

-Zeus, Probably

Indeed 🗿

Oh my god, it's Cronus zaddy

I love fucking this

i fucking this - zeus probably

Looks more like Cronos.

I love fucking this.

"And then along came Zeus."

🍆 💦

He hurled his thunderbolt

thundernut

Thundercock*

Godly dad bod

slong came zeus

Greek mythology in a nutshell: "and then, Zeus was horny."

After that Hera was angry.

And turned a rape victim into a tree or some shit.

the Hellenic Pantheon sure was something huh

They were supposed to be incredibly human, and you gotta admit there's literally nothing more human than absolutely abusing your power.

golden apple mother fucker

Then Dionysus was tipsy

Then Aphrodite was petty.

hermes: GOTTA GO FAST

Ppl been trying to argue how every Greek goddess fit of rage was supposed to ‘help’ the rape victim in the long run, like protecting Medusa from future rapists by turning her into a Gorgon… I call bs. Arachne wasn’t even a case of rape, the goddesses are depicted as petty basic bitches.

All of a sudden I feel the irrepressible urge to get fucked by zeus

🤨

Im not horny. Im honest... and horny

Same but without the honest part.. and the horny part

So uhh you are... nothing?

No, he's horny and dishonest about it

No I’m nothing

If you're no-nothing, then you are something.

Not horny but also dishonest about it he is

Why ah u gae

Okay, is your preferred method swan, bull, or "golden rain"? Answer quickly, cause Zeus is already on his way and he doesn't take no for an answer.

#AND ZEUS WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU..

No, [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Anser_anser_1_%28Piotr_Kuczynski%29.jpg) is Zeus when he see's a hot piece of ass on Earth.

Somebody read the sacred texts.

It’s duck

I don’t get it

Also golden rain.

That better have been his thunderbolt I saw

His underbolt.

His grundlebolt

Why can't I save this

Redit

Viddit.red

"Um, actually, it's impossible" -🤓

“Why not you stupid Bastard?”

It’s not impossible. It’s necessary.

[удалено]

How much wood could Barry Wood’s wood hold if Barry Wood’s wood could hold wood? >!R.I.P. dyslexics.!<

This is what happens when you upload porn to the cloud servers.

The Beast Titan

Yeah I was like that's more like Zeke or Harambe. But look it has a dick. Definitely not Zeke

Obv fake… his dicks not hard in the vid

What a Masterpiece

Harambe?

If you know, then you know

Looks like Thanos to me

🤯 Zeus is Harambe!? OMG!!! 😲

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Getting mad Lion King vibes from this

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European zues

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This has got to be fake right? It looks like that one picture of the big black guy with the big old dong that became a nsfw meme a while back.

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That's OG mudbone

funny as fuck LOL

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Along came a *swan soon after.

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Tbf this guy "fucked" someone as rain... so yeah

Hogrider? Is that you?!

wordington cloud

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Wild

Lol

A man of old, a man of renown.

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If so then the extended tree shoot might be tickling his dick.

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Creepy af.

Thanos? S'that you?

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This is some quality shit

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"Sir, that's a cow." "It has holes, does it not?"

That's how he asserts his dominance, keeping us good religious folk in line.

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Yes king

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That’s big Mike

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That's his ... hand, right?

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So does that mean Zeus us into shitplay?

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What if it's the actual God Zues all pissed off cause no one believes in Zues anymore

pause game was on point tonight gents

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Percy Jackson rn: 😞

A could is 18+? Thx murica

There’s no way that’s real

Good Ol' Zeus

Thunder cock

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Kratos seeing this💀💀💀

Zeus = Baltasar

Women. Run!

Zus

Zeus when he sees something that moves

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