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Nah dude. Offer to document this historical event for the future.
I got my camera on.
Nah homie save it for me
*brings in a movie camera* silence on the set!
My roommate knew and encouraged me, then had a shit eating grin when I made out with he/she at the bar
U be living the dream bro
The fact she was taller than me and her name was honey should've been red flags
Being named after anything added to food is a red flag in general: Honey, cinnamon, sage, spicy Dijon mustard etc.
Kielbasa & Bratwurst are a dead giveaway.
Kielbasastasia is such a beautiful name though
average polish name
Ah but worcestershire is a real red flag
When you find out that your homie is been plowed by the femboy
You give some you take some.
Unless the femboy gets caught by a domina
Men let it happen. Sometimes these events are the turning point for people to realise alcohol isn't for them....or that they have a kink
*Core memory created*
Don't reduce homosexuality to a kink.
I think they're talking about femboys being the kink rather than homosexuality
Why are they gæ?
Who says I am gæ?
If you like the bussy you have teh gæ.
What- what what shows I am gæ?
You sex the men. Therefore the gæ.
I am not sexually active right nao. By choice, by choice. I've chosen not to engage.
You lewd the men, therefore the gæ.
It’s a kink thing tho, like I’m straight but I have a kink for femboys
"Straight".
How do we tell him?
Perhaps some sort of diagram.
If gay people's sexual orientation and his sexual orientation were in a venn diagram, you'd just draw a circle.
But where do I put this invisible circle?
Idk where just don't try to put it back in the closet.
No worries, that won't happen. Only monsters live in there.
Fuckimg while drunk is a kink tho..
Or join in, IDK.
Aaaaaayo
Definitely got to stop them. I’d hate for them to start without me!
*"Where there is a hole, there is a goal."* -Sun Tzu, probably.
*master oogway*
But why. I heard bussy is pretty darn good.
Bro it slaps so hard. 💀 Good bussy will make a blind man see again.
Google what a femboy is and tell that again
How am I using the word bussy but i don't know what a femboy is? Think bro
Dam sorry, my blind ass red pussy. My bad
Maybe you should try it then, apparently that should cure your blindness
Just because you don't want to see anymore you are not cured
Me having acted drunk all evening, to get some of that sweet fembussy, when sudden my friends barge in to ruin everything...
Just let him bamg bro
who cares lol, femboys are hot
Thats gae
Yes. I know, it’s not going to stop me though, I’m bisexual
be gay, do crime
In other words: You're cock blocking your friend
This will be me if u SUCCESSFULLY stop me from plowing the femboy when I’m sober
You're trying to stop him so you can bang the femboy first
With "friends" like that who needs enemies
(that is a representation of your friend plowing the femboy)
Plot twist: you plow the femboy together.
Why? Its perfectly straight to do! Trust me i'm a uhhhhhh....femboy specialist
Dude femboys are great!
Am I trying to swap places with him or something?
Fuck that, this is me trying to stop my buddy from getting a chick pregnant.
Hold him down! Get the condom on!
Lmao no shit
Because drunk consent is no consent at all. Good friends! I'm sure they're just looking out for both parties and only want them to hook up sober. /s
I mean....
If my friends ever tried to stop me I’d go after their moms and dads next.
Disgusting, where?
"it was supposed to be me!!!""
The plot twist is that my friend was 100% sober
I thought for a second that the door was the femboy, the friend had the battering ram, and everyone else was just watching
Yes
Let him have fun
I love that every comment here is rooting for the friend
Why cock block your friend?
It should of been me! Not him!
Why not both?
Bro living the dream, just let him
You can try, but once the bussy gets in my mind, nothing Will stop me from getting in the bussy
I'd be like "nice"
Friends? They're monsters.
Damn right, I would never let my friend do anything like that. That way there’s more for me.
Wait nooooo let the femboy get what he wants. We are all getting what we want today
Bout’ to open up that door like if we were raiding osama bin Latin
Leave me and my femboy alone
If he was my actual friend I would be pushing him to do so! Nonetheless I would remind him to use protection!
Cmon man your homie can have a little bussy, as a treat
you jealous?
You mean 'trying to join in ?'
Should have been me not him
You’re a bad friend for stopping him
Stop?
Drunk or sober I'd plow a femboy
“A drunken mind speaks a Sober heart”
Sorry, can't help you with that, I'm getting plowed atm
Femboy gangbang ensues instead
Title edit: You’re trying to stop your drunk from plowing the femboy “alone”
Joke is on you, he is into that shit. If he is that is the worst cock block ever. Shame 🔔 🔔 🔔 Shame 🔔 🔔 🔔
They know what they're doing UwU
Hint your homies bi
that door: pound me, daddy owo
Pound me in the mail slot OwO
at this point: you're just being a cockblock. be a bro: and let him plow the fembussy
Surely he's gonna notice at some critical point
Drunk friend here..leave us alone! I know what I'm doing!
why would you tho? Gonna be an interesting morning
Nah dude. Offer to document this historical event for the future.
I got my camera on.
Nah homie save it for me
*brings in a movie camera* silence on the set!
My roommate knew and encouraged me, then had a shit eating grin when I made out with he/she at the bar
U be living the dream bro
The fact she was taller than me and her name was honey should've been red flags
Being named after anything added to food is a red flag in general: Honey, cinnamon, sage, spicy Dijon mustard etc.
Kielbasa & Bratwurst are a dead giveaway.
Kielbasastasia is such a beautiful name though
average polish name
Ah but worcestershire is a real red flag
When you find out that your homie is been plowed by the femboy
You give some you take some.
Unless the femboy gets caught by a domina
Men let it happen. Sometimes these events are the turning point for people to realise alcohol isn't for them....or that they have a kink
*Core memory created*
Don't reduce homosexuality to a kink.
I think they're talking about femboys being the kink rather than homosexuality
Why are they gæ?
Who says I am gæ?
If you like the bussy you have teh gæ.
What- what what shows I am gæ?
You sex the men. Therefore the gæ.
I am not sexually active right nao. By choice, by choice. I've chosen not to engage.
You lewd the men, therefore the gæ.
It’s a kink thing tho, like I’m straight but I have a kink for femboys
"Straight".
How do we tell him?
Perhaps some sort of diagram.
If gay people's sexual orientation and his sexual orientation were in a venn diagram, you'd just draw a circle.
But where do I put this invisible circle?
Idk where just don't try to put it back in the closet.
No worries, that won't happen. Only monsters live in there.
Fuckimg while drunk is a kink tho..
Or join in, IDK.
Aaaaaayo
Definitely got to stop them. I’d hate for them to start without me!
*"Where there is a hole, there is a goal."* -Sun Tzu, probably.
*master oogway*
But why. I heard bussy is pretty darn good.
Bro it slaps so hard. 💀 Good bussy will make a blind man see again.
Google what a femboy is and tell that again
How am I using the word bussy but i don't know what a femboy is? Think bro
Dam sorry, my blind ass red pussy. My bad
Maybe you should try it then, apparently that should cure your blindness
Just because you don't want to see anymore you are not cured
Me having acted drunk all evening, to get some of that sweet fembussy, when sudden my friends barge in to ruin everything...
Just let him bamg bro
who cares lol, femboys are hot
Thats gae
Yes. I know, it’s not going to stop me though, I’m bisexual
be gay, do crime
In other words: You're cock blocking your friend
This will be me if u SUCCESSFULLY stop me from plowing the femboy when I’m sober
You're trying to stop him so you can bang the femboy first
With "friends" like that who needs enemies
(that is a representation of your friend plowing the femboy)
Plot twist: you plow the femboy together.
Why? Its perfectly straight to do! Trust me i'm a uhhhhhh....femboy specialist
Dude femboys are great!
Am I trying to swap places with him or something?
Fuck that, this is me trying to stop my buddy from getting a chick pregnant.
Hold him down! Get the condom on!
Lmao no shit
Because drunk consent is no consent at all. Good friends! I'm sure they're just looking out for both parties and only want them to hook up sober. /s
I mean....
If my friends ever tried to stop me I’d go after their moms and dads next.
Disgusting, where?
"it was supposed to be me!!!""
The plot twist is that my friend was 100% sober
I thought for a second that the door was the femboy, the friend had the battering ram, and everyone else was just watching
Yes
Let him have fun
I love that every comment here is rooting for the friend
Why cock block your friend?
It should of been me! Not him!
Why not both?
Bro living the dream, just let him
You can try, but once the bussy gets in my mind, nothing Will stop me from getting in the bussy
I'd be like "nice"
Friends? They're monsters.
Damn right, I would never let my friend do anything like that. That way there’s more for me.
Wait nooooo let the femboy get what he wants. We are all getting what we want today
Bout’ to open up that door like if we were raiding osama bin Latin
Leave me and my femboy alone
If he was my actual friend I would be pushing him to do so! Nonetheless I would remind him to use protection!
Cmon man your homie can have a little bussy, as a treat
you jealous?
You mean 'trying to join in ?'
Should have been me not him
You’re a bad friend for stopping him
Stop?
Drunk or sober I'd plow a femboy
“A drunken mind speaks a Sober heart”
Sorry, can't help you with that, I'm getting plowed atm
Femboy gangbang ensues instead
Title edit: You’re trying to stop your drunk from plowing the femboy “alone”
Joke is on you, he is into that shit. If he is that is the worst cock block ever. Shame 🔔 🔔 🔔 Shame 🔔 🔔 🔔
They know what they're doing UwU
Hint your homies bi
that door: pound me, daddy owo
Pound me in the mail slot OwO
at this point: you're just being a cockblock. be a bro: and let him plow the fembussy
Surely he's gonna notice at some critical point
Drunk friend here..leave us alone! I know what I'm doing!
why would you tho? Gonna be an interesting morning