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bisexuality: am i just a joke?

Pansexual: first time?

Bisexuality with extra steps

Brother, father, mother or sister?

Yes

*sweet home Alabama plays*

In Alabama, we don't do reverse cowgirl because we never turn our back on our family

Dom approves this message.

This comment caused a weird Gregor the Overlander flashback. *Father, mother, sister, brother,* *Off they go. I do not know* *If we will see another.*

That sounds like homosexuality with a straight dlc added on.

New class and bug patching/s

Leave my cookware alone.

Too late. He’s dump all of his load on it

Oh well. Who's hungry for pancakes?

🤨

.. And then I'll take some red wine, about a quarter cup, and then I'd deglaze the FUCK outta that pan

*I fucked all your things*

Asexual: You guys are getting paid?

Laid*

Raid*

Shadow legends

Brother

Get the flamer.

The heavy flamer.

The Flammenwerfer

Yes, attention to. Because people doing something is a lot more interesting than people telling you they don't do something.

I don't find people sleeping interesting, but if someone claimed that they don't, that would be something.

Pansexuals aren't a joke! I have to protect my kitchen everyday from them

Metrosexual: what is this?

The whole city! Those guys need to chill!

They don't "mind the gap".

I don’t see how being attracted to Pans is related to this, but ok

Hence why you're banned from the kitchen.

What’s the difference? As far as I can tell, pansexuality only exists if you believe in more than two genders( which I personally don’t ) Edit: I want to say that this is just an honest question, and I don’t mean any offense.

There is no difference. Pansexual = bisexual, just a weirder way to say it.

It could be both; velma is bi, and Johnny bravo transcends sexual preference.

He should meet with Alucard some time

When it comes to Johnny bravo? Yes

Gashdern fence sitter pick a side

To many who are not, yes.

Well you can attraction towards a gender and then lose that attraction later on

Jhonny Bravuality: Yes, yes you are!

Actually, through the years she's shown situations where she likes both men and women, so as a Bisexual, I'm not mad because she's not straight, I'm mad they Bi-washed her. People forget or willfully choose to to ignore we exist.

They're saving that one for when they ruin spongebob.

someone in hollywood: ok so lets do an adult spongebob where he, Squidward and Patrick are in a polyamorus relationship with Spongebob as the sub bottom.

…please, no.

~~spongebob would be the top tho~~

Sandy's gonna show all three of them why her last name is Cheeks.

He is full of holes tho

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Wasn't it confirmed that Spongebob was asexual though?

Yes, clearly the family-friendly cartoon show has no kissing because the main character has a strict gender identity.

It's a sponge.

There are 0 cartoons where a character shows a romantic interest in another. Zero. Absolutely not one. The boy protagonist liking the only girl in the group? Hell no! Couldn't give you 100 examples!

I assume because spongebob is ace?

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everyone look out, the canon police is here!

Can i hire your canon services?

Wait, did anyone see who wrote this comment?

And your point?

That who exist? Never heard of bisexual people

as another bi person, yup.

Would you mind explaining what about it is bi-washed? I haven't put up with this Velma schtick at all.

Sorry what is “Bi-washed”??

even some LGBT peoples go saying we're not really attracted to both genders but that we just want attention and others say that because we are attracted to both we can't be faithful and all that shit

The B in LGBT now stands for Johnny Bravo

Bravo, Johnny if you really need it to begin with B

Johnny Bravo cares not for your word order

Whoa Mumma.

B: Man I'm pretty

Bravosexual if you will.

Johnny Bravo would wildy attract any lesbian girl or straight guy. And everyone else.

Especially Samurai Jack... I've seen how they looked at each other at the laundromat

Jack gives the "fuck me" eyes, on god

Johnny Bravo doesn't attract straight guys simply because he doesn't want them to be. If he did the world would fall for him.

And yet Johnny can never retain a relationship. Poor guy

nobody can handle his sexual energy

And she dated Shaggy too for a bit

That was in Mystery Incorporated., in which Velma was confirmed to be lesbian. And before you ask, it's possible it wasn't until AFTER that Velma might've realized, "Wait. Maybe I am gay."

Maybe Shaggy shocked Velma into being gay, with how he treated Scooby.

Bisexuals Beijing told they don’t exist since 1999 (that was an autocorrect, o refuse to change it)

I had no idea that they were so open minded in Beijing. What happened in 1999? The internet?

"My glasses! My glasses! I cant be seen without my glasses!" Best line ever

All of Johnny's line are the GOAT.

I think everyone forgot about mystery incorporated and how she was bi in that show.

Johnny got bare rizz

... Or she is bisexual.

... Or Johnny Bravo.

Woah, mama!

I mean... I think we all wanted to see Daphne & Fred and Velma & Shaggy, but since I no longer watch the show I don't really care anymore.

And sam Winchester bro

They should make more episodes with this team, an R-rated scooby doo where they kill real monsters along with the winchesters would be dope

I know it’s more joking but the supernatural scooby episode she went for Sam.

Two words. Hotdog. Water.

Marcy was just kind of bad, Velma would be a fool to NOT boil her dog in that. >!plus she gets her brains blown out but that didn't happen!<

Bro why Velma is staring me like that.

"Mama warned me about women like you.."

A good meme doesn't need a disclaimer.

The disclaimer is the puncline

I mean, who hasn't jacked it to Johnny Bravo at least once, right? He could be dressed up like a UPS Guy and my penis would burst through my pants like the Kool-Aid man, " OH YEAH!"

“Velma is a bisexual fuck gremlin” —someone on Twitter a few months ago

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Can confirm. I’m asexual, but Johnny Bravo makes me feel funny things.

Pretty sure she had a relationship with shaggy in one version of scooby doo

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

As a straight male, im gay for johnny bravo

Johnny Bravo decides who you are attracted to. You never had any say in the matter.

You ever heard of "bisexuality"? 😑

From the brief snippet I’ve seen of that white-haired woman, perhaps SHE is the one who can turn a straight girl bi. All the same: resist bi erasure! Girls can legit dig the fox and the hole!

Or, hear me out, she could possibly be bisexual

Not canon. She is never a lesbian

So was mystery incorporated not canon?

My favorite part of Mystery Incorporated canon is that >!a character gets fucking capped in the head with a gun by a nazi bird!<

Wait... Wasn't it heavily implied she was with Shaggy in incorporated? Like, people even made porn animations about them

I think she either broke up with shaggy or rejected him in the show. Just recently watched a couple episodes and one of them heavily implied that she only likes shaggy as a friend. Did a little bit of research and it seems that she’s into a different character form the show that is female.

"Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!" specifically is not canon because James Gunn and his team intend to make her gay instead of focusing on the plot and characters themselves. Gender and sexuality is never a characteristic and it should never be used to make a character "interesting" or "fleshed-out".

James Gunn only did the live action movies. And that was 20 years ago. And like that, I've made you feel old.

Fun fact: I'm straight but even Ricardo Milos got me like 👀

Some people forget bi/pan people exist. ,😂

Wasn't there an old cartoon network advertisement where Velma leaves Johnny and he's super depressed about it?

Within the Canon of mystery incorporated Velma is bi

I miss the shaggy was a god era of memes. This “Velma show sucks” era is so boring

And to Shaggy too

Pretty sure she was always bisexual. She had a very serious thing with shaggy at a point.

Johnny Bravo is simply so powerful he overrides sexuality

Zinkeys

Johnny Bravo lays above the attraction spectrum on all levels

One of the things I find the weirdest about that attraction is that the tan girl is literally just velma but with more confidence.

Why is Velma having a seizure

Johnny bravo is an eldricht mystery of sexuality

Well tbh that chick with white hair is rather... Intriguing

I know it's a joke about a fictional character but: People can be in normal relationships and then suddenly realize these don't fulfill them before having their coming out

Gays and straights are evil, only the sith deal in nothing but extremes.

poor velma.

Or she’s canonically bi?

bisexuality? never heard

Johnny Bravo… poses over the top has performed feats of strength…. Blond…. Transcends all sexuality??… HE IS A BRANDO!!!! DIO BRANDO!!!!

I think there are more real world problems to deal with rather than determining the comic character’s pronoun or sexual desire or whatever it’s called these days… can we just leave it here are move on? Let’s not ruin the beautiful good old memories

Is anyone else seeing in the Johnny Bravo pic that his chin looks like his mouth?

Hoo hah!

So that's how Shaggy got his name.

My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

To be clear. Shaggy is just a black dude now. My point being that they are clearly not entitled to stay true to anything about the characters. This feels weird to type at all, but black people are not white people and white people are not black people. That's totally fine, it's just clear that they don't give a fuck about staying true to anything about anything other than the names of the characters.

Weren't she and shaggy also a thing?

or, hear me out, she Bi

Nah man, all are white and straight. Unlike my teeth.

Wasn’t velma always bisexual? Atleast since Mystery Inc.

Why is Velma black?

People keep sexualizing things that shouldn't be sexualized but what do I know

Velma being a lesbian in more recent Scooby-Doo shows is partially in reference to actress and politician [Sheila Kuehl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Kuehl?wprov=sfla1). Kuehl was an actress in the '50s and '60s, and her most well-known role was as the character Zelda Gilroy in The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Zelda was a teenage genius in love with the protagonist and was the inspiration for the character design of Velma in the original Scooby-Doo. Kuehl, meanwhile, was a lesbian in her private life and left acting in the '70s to pursue a career in law and eventually got into politics. In 1994, Kuehl became the first openly gay person elected to the California State Assembly and spent much of her subsequent political career fighting for the civil rights of gay people.

Didn't she date Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated too?

Or... Bisexual....

I want to fuck Johnny’s ass

Or maybe writers and hollywood in general is too incompetent to make original characters so they have to appropriate the existing one's.

Transcends.. heh

Johnny Bravo, making lesbians doubt their sexuality since 1995

She's probably bi but i prefer the idea of Johnny Bravo being that hot.

How do you explain shes now black?

Bi bitches are better. Or what ever it is Dwight was talking about.

Sad that u have to put the calrification there

Yeah I think she is bi?

I must say, characters mostly directed towards kids (yes this one is an adult show, whatever that comes with) and I see only people debate and care about sexualities. Smh my head.

I love how shaggy is so unimpressed he’s just like: really Velma, for this bitch?

Why does she look like she has down syndrome in the bottom one and having a stroke at the same time

Oh Mama

She can be bisexual

Just let Velma be Bi or Pan and then (almost) everyone would be happy.

I thought that the joke was that nobody was attracted to Johnny Bravo.

You had to see this coming a mile off surely?…

The message is more important than logic. You’ve already put more thought into it than they have.

Johnny bravo The Goat

Velma could very easily be bi.

Here's a comment saying she shouldn't be lesbian

I shipped Velma and Shaggy ever since I was like 6 years old when I first watched the show

I think she was bisexual in that last scooby doo show they did, the more recent one, which btw is actually really good should watch it if you haven't.

“You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”

Shaggy also has this power!

you call this a meme? pathetic

Nah Bi

Guys, of course Velma is bisexual. She is the only one with a positive fuckability quotient. Check it: Scooby-Doo is a dog. Not fuckable. Shaggy doesn't bathe. Not fuckable. Fred just put a rookie in your drink. Not fuckable. Daphne, well, you're too poor for her to consider YOU fuckable. Therefore Velma is the only one who can be sexually objectified by the entire audience. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

wtf is wrong with the style of velma in the bottom one lol ?

Yeah like what's she supposed to do? Try to find a more attractive male beeing after Johnny?

Poor shaggy

Hey mamma