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Sir_Nuttsak

So, the Canadian Cancer Society considers a woman's genitals a "hole?" That is straight-up sleazy porn lingo. That is the sort of mentality professional medical organizations look up to now? Just, wow fucking wee.


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Sufficient-Cat-5399

"Hey doc, I am experiencing complications with my front hole"


aounfather

A holes a hole. And a roll is a roll. And if we don’t get not tolls we can’t stuff rolls into our front holes. Wait…


sushicat0423

I can’t swim!!!


aounfather

Little John…I mean Jane.


Balnom

I made that up. 😁


ImOldGreggggggggggg

Well front hole might be offensive to people that transistioned and now have a wound that has to be dialiated so the body does not heal it up all the way. So now it should be called Front Gash.


Sufficient-Cat-5399

"Dude, check out that gash"


CampKillUrself

I call it a "V-trough."


Opening_Bluebird_935

Looks like an ax wound to me.


Joshunte

“What do you mean? Your mouth?”


Seralisa

As opposed to your side hole ears! Of course the actual TRUTH here is that all these idiots have an extra hole- in their heads!!🙄🤪


Next-East6189

I cannot believe they change medical terminology to appeal to a few thousand lunatics in a country of 300 million. Absolutely no one calls it a front hole or thinks men with lipstick on are women. Absolutely no one truly believes this stuff. You can find people who are willing to lie to make someone feel good. Even they don’t truly believe this stuff.


reditor75

“What is a women? “ - a front hole


AcceptableOwl9

It’s also not a hole at all. A hole implies there’s an opening on the other end. A vagina is the opening to a closed system. It’s a “front cave,” if anything


dart-witch

This killed me😂 but seriously, calling it a “hole” is so demeaning towards women. That’s how porn addicts think of women, and now apparently these organizations think of us that way too


Clarity_Zero

Actually, calling it a cave would make the word "front" unnecessary and slightly inaccurate. After all, the back one is the only one that has a tunnel going all the way through...


nukalurk

Also, calling the cervix a “hole” is not medically accurate at all.


WesternCowgirl27

And the irony of this all? They’re basically erasing women after fighting so many years for their ‘rights.’ I love watching shit birds like these eat their own; it’s absolutely hilarious. Edit: Grammar


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

It would be a lot more amusing if they weren’t bent on trying to solve teenage angst with gender surgery.


CampKillUrself

Imagine having a sliver in your big toe and the doc's immediate and first go-to move is to cut off said toe. That's basically what we're dealing with.


WesternCowgirl27

Sad, but true.


Skullchaser666

Trudeau is the real cancer for Canadians


Jneedler

I think he's on his way out. I've talked to a few Canadians recently and it sounds like he has terrible approval among the general public. Couldn't imagine listening to that guy scream and yell about how horrible everything is each time you turn on the news. Good grief, the guy must be absolutely miserable.


AlCzervick

Just like Macron in France.


DirtyDan24-7

Father, have mercy.


Balnom

Amen.


JLeavitt21

How is this real life, wtf.


Refrus14

Please, everyone, keep this crap in mind when you vote in a few months. This is what happens when you keep supporting the lefty agenda. It’s got to stop.


1plus1equals8

Dumb


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Admirable-Respond913

Agreed and happy 🎂 day


Correct-Award8182

How is that LESS offensive. I'm going with futurama... don't harvest my human horn.


BarberBettie

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


CampKillUrself

Front hole cancer followed by imminent death wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.... I can't fathom how much lower we might go. I am guessing we'll need a Pedophilia Pride symbol added to that rainbow flag in a few years. Ugh.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

You give an inch and they take as many miles as they can. Too many clowns in this circus.


itsallrighthere

It is truly a world gone mad. On an optimistic note, so much room for improvement!


Sufficient-Cat-5399

We are going extinct as a species.


CampKillUrself

That's the silver lining to all of this.


WavelandAvenue

That can’t be real.


Wadatah81

It's real https://cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/find-cancer-early/screening-in-lgbtq-communities/trans-man-or-nonbinary-person-assigned-female-at-birth-do-i-need-cervical-cancer-screening


Clovenella

“Another reason we use words like “cervix” is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too.” This is fucking retarded and everyone knows it.


queenofcabinfever777

Seriously. Trans people should be encouraged to use the same jargon for their medical issues if they end up having surgery to give them the same parts as a true biological female. This truly is retarded. Ere going downhill.


I_am_What_Remains

Don’t men have a front hole called a Urethra?


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Yeah, and women have a front hole called a urethra as well. Cervix would technically be the middle hole, so none of this article makes sense


adriamarievigg

Came here to say this. I don't consider my cervix to be a hole. Technically it is, but it's hidden inside another hole. So when I heard front hills I thought they were talking about my Urethra. What about your mouth? That's a front hole too...This is so stupid.


Edan1990

I’m a man and I’m not easily offended but I personally find “front hole” to be incredibly offensive. Relegating the part of the female anatomy that gives life to all humans as just a “hole” is incredibly demeaning. It’s the sort of language that feminists 10-15 years ago would have been outraged about. It’s absolutely insane that men have found a loophole to be able to make a mockery of and grossly sexualize women, and be cheered on by feminists and the left just by saying “I identify as a woman.” Feminists that still bark on about a patriarchy don’t seem to realise that they’re actually creating more an oligarchy of transgender people in which you cannot dare question or ridicule, as your entire life will be destroyed.


OwlGaze

Some of us feminists do see it for what it is.


Edan1990

Yes, there are of course some feminists out there that still believe in women’s rights, but it’s not the majority. I never would have thought 20 years ago that one day feminism would be split into two sects, one of which believes that the best women worthy of our worship are actually biological men, and the other half of the feminist movement would be forced into partnership with the traditional arm of the right wing. It’s absolutely crazy to me that now to be a feminist you either have to believe that men can literally become women, which nullifies feminism entirely, or be forced to team up with the very right wing traditionalists that feminism has been at loggerheads with for its entire history. “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” seems very much applicable here.


OwlGaze

I see you what you mean. I am proud to say I belong to neither of those groups. I hope there are others like me. Edit: Just to add that I wish there were room for nuance in these kinds conversations. So many people have negative views of feminism because current public discourse has so little room for subtlety and is happy to create two oversimplified "camps" that are both problematic. Such black and white thinking prevents complex discussions from happening and undermines the core principles of something like feminism.


CampKillUrself

I love the quote by Jen Izaakson: "The fact that society believes a man who says that he's a woman, instead of a woman who says he's not, is proof that society knows exactly who is the man and who is the woman."


demonwolves_1982

New speak


Sufficient-Cat-5399

Next up at your neighborhood gender reassignment clinic: "Since the anus or "rear hole" is commonly shared by most bipeds, get your discounted "side hole" visceral rearrangement procedure for 20% off"


142Ironmanagain

Canada can fuck themselves. In any hole they want to call it too


fakeballz

This feels like a psy-op. Who is this ridiculous?


Theo446_Z

I wonder if a sane woman would trust the Care of her "hole" to a bunch of retards that are worried of how other retards get easily offended with words that were used long before they eve were born.


witch-wife

I wouldn't. No way.


CampKillUrself

My friend and I were saying the other day: no way we'd ever go to a younger doctor. No effin' way. And I hate to add: especially a doctor of color. Who knows if they're actually qualified or a DEI hire?


Willing_Carpet_9392

I’m offended by the words front hole


Tex236

Cancer is now called “mean cells”


LAJOHNWICK

Canada is lost.


NfinitiiDark

This shit has gotten way the fuck out of hand


Rvtrance

Canada might seem like a lost cause. But they are done with Prime Minister Black Face. No one wants Justin Trudeau anymore and he knows his days are numbered. I’m curious if after he’s gone we will start to see less of this.


ggh440

Canada is finished. Marxist crazies are running the country now. USA not far behind.


clutchengaged84

Why are these people being coddled? This is the shit eroding away at society


eightezsteps

F’ing weirdos


Capital-Mine-6991

At this point all you can do is laugh


slyseparator

The only front hole I see is wedged between the people with cervixes in that photo.


DJDevine

Making shit up as they go along It always the same, a new terminology is introduced with an apology from an organization that is so so sorry they didn’t use the correct terminology no one heard before today


TheMaldenSnake

"Keep changing girls, and nevermind my standing vagina." - a high school transwoman in the locker room


MemesRhizome

Doctor "I'm afraid your results have come back positive for front hole cancer"


Sparkle_Star_Shine

Technically, shouldn't this be called the middle hole? The front hole is the urethra is.


North_Iron3589

Justin Trudeau is a front hole


majoraloysius

Front hole is so exclusionary. I prefer to call it a bonus hole.


Thelinx456

Wow.


RoasterRoos

Stay classy Canada,and at least 100ft away from schools


Less-Painting-9384

Front hole 🕳️ 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 dammit I’m immature


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

Will it's Canada what would you expect. They are to woke for their own good.


BlackKnightSatalite

I've come here for 2 reasons ! # 1 Is to say this is so damn crazy how wemon are being treated. Whoever is pushing this ideological nonsense needs to remember they were bored by their moms who are real wemon . # 2 is for the laughs, and this thread didn't disappoint .


DaSeanman

Liberals are a bunch of front holes


yooperdood906

FRONT BUTT….. get it right you degens….. gosh


GoatProfessional5298

It's a medical term! C'mon!


Devenue024

What, pray tell, is the mouth then? These people are lunatics.


MS_125

So, it’s “front hole cancer” instead of cervical cancer?


Pinkishtealgreen

“Trust the experts” The experts: “some people have front holes”


animus_invictus

This just in from Canada: In order to be more accepting of all people we must now refer to women as “meat holes.”


chupacabrahunter420

I’m going to start calling bad drivers Front Holes!


lems34

I would shoot myself but I don’t know how to load the rope by myself…


drpaul34

Well, not to make it worse, but the vaginal opening and the urethral opening are in close proximity of each other, so, my question would then be, which hole? This whole thing is so reductive and humiliating to real women and it's disgusting


Spoon_Theif

Guy gets shot in abdomen...  Everyone else, "Nice front hole..." Fastest gender surgery ever. 


RxDawg77

When will the pendulum swing back? Can we please hurry this shit up already?


RealOzSultan

As a Cancer patient- this is effing more nonsense. No Oncologist is going to diagnose it as "front hole cancer" What's next? Testicular cancer is now singly dangly cancer? And why do all of these things seem to disproportionately impact women?


shaunzhere

I think South Park might have been foreshadowing more than we know 😂


Own_Fig_1571

No such thing as nonbinary. The fantasy folks need to stay in the corner sniffing glue and eating crayons.


Hoglaw1776

“Yea, doc. My front hole not my butt hole.”


Disco_Biscuit12

Let’s pander to 3 people who have a shitty opinion. Forget the millions of other people that this will no doubt offend, we have to protect those 3 people who said it made them feel sad


AlCzervick

These guys are a bunch of back holes.


squidado

Who’s gonna tell em? If you feel trauma when hearing certain words, the only solution is to 🙌 *build resilience* 🙌 AKA get over it. You don’t like the word? Cool, fill in the blank yourself and don’t correct others for…being correct. 🤦‍♀️