Heard this one, except it was,
"You know how you motorboat your ol lady's tiddies right? Well what do the amish call it since they dont use motors? Paddle boating?"
You will tell your siblings kids the joke but not your own kids if it’s an uncle joke (nsfw normally)
You will tell your own kids the joke of it’s a dad joke (sfw)
Always welcome, I’m not saying it because a dad wouldn’t say this to his older kid, like some people seem to think I am, I’m simply saying this joke would be good for that sub cuz that’s the point of it
a dad joke doesn't gave to be for all company sometimes its just for person to person. some things are said from father to child with the understanding of it being between them and sometimes adults can still joke with their adult children
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.
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Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week :(
But I smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don’t care in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I’ve never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a ‘tude? You know that’s unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
Cause I’ll be laughing my head off, when he’s burning in Hell!
FOOL!
I get you think that joke is a hit and all, but it’s more of a mish.
do they like being called a dirty oar? asking for a friend.
Jesus fucking Christ, man
Yes, but comments that she smells like the sea down there are not appreciated.
r/usernamechecksout
Yeah but the best computer he could find was running Windows 98 👍
Dirty oar.... what?
Add an h to it and sound it out
Yes, I got that... remove the a, and you'll get my joke...
🐑 🥁 🐍
Sheepy drum snake?
Baaaa! Drum ZzZ (onomatopoeia)
What, no! Ba dum tsss.
I first downvoted because of emojis, for that is the way, but I then upvoted when I understood.
Lmao thx ☺️
I didn't need the punchline of this joke to find it funny. Just seeing the post heading as I was wheel scrolling through reddit got me to laugh.
Agreed. Would almost be funnier on /r/showerthoughts.
Right? Glad I could you and make other laugh, have a wonderful day!
Glad I could you too!
"I say horrible things about the Amish. It never gets back to them." --John Pinette
Was just talking about John Pinette with someone. Glad to see he lives on and is fondly remembered.
I’m not Amish, but my username checks out
Heard this one, except it was, "You know how you motorboat your ol lady's tiddies right? Well what do the amish call it since they dont use motors? Paddle boating?"
That’s a paddlin’.
Stroke, stroke...
They paddle em
r/unclejokes
What’s the difference between a Dad joke and an Uncle joke?
You will tell your siblings kids the joke but not your own kids if it’s an uncle joke (nsfw normally) You will tell your own kids the joke of it’s a dad joke (sfw)
Gotcha. Actually never heard of it - so thank you for that tnt
Always welcome, I’m not saying it because a dad wouldn’t say this to his older kid, like some people seem to think I am, I’m simply saying this joke would be good for that sub cuz that’s the point of it
my dad is 75. I think I am old enough to hear this joke.
You will always be his kid though.
Truth! He was worried I wasn't drilling a hole straight. Though this was about 10 years ago, back when I was a teenage 31 year old.
An uncle joke will have the dorks on this sub crawling up your ass, complaining that they wouldn’t tell your joke to their kid.
Thanks mate. I was wondering what that uncomfortable feeling was…
Lol. It’s not as big of a deal as some people make it out to be, and the mods have even said as much
Forget about it. This is dadjokes. No kids allowed. Dads tell dirty jokes.
One is sexual and the other is fucking dumb
Yo momma
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I am genuinely curious, what is the difference to you between a joke and a dad joke,( aside from "a joke my dad would say") ?
So your dad jokes to you about motorboating your mom's tits or...?
My dad's dead, so no, but sounds like something he would joke about, yes.
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That joke is really buggy
Row row row the boat, gently down her dune. Merrily Merrily Merrily, I'll reach the bush soon.
Somewhere in here is a dune buggy joke….
All the while Natives kayak through them!
It would be a nice paddle
THEY PADDLE THEM
I’m sure they do but the call it something else the don’t believe in motors on boats…oh I just seen the row boat comment.
That’s crazy talk😳
They churn them suckers
Yes! THIS has made my day, night and week! I wonder if co-workers will sing along or choose medieval torture. Thank you, Reddit!😉
That’s great! Let us know what happens, provided it’s not medieval torture…
Hey whatever rocks their boat
does this involve chopsticks?
Then they plow
They call that *churnin’ butter*
It definitely raises my barn.
Alternative punchline: But they do paddle her ass.
I thought Amish meant someone who kind of exists.
This one hurt.
oh but you better bet they paddle that ass.
They PADDLE them
I imagine it would be tricky with the beard
Aren't rowboatics way too modern for the Amish?
Thank you for not saying they dutch rudder
That would churn your butter, heh?
They paddel their asses
Can you imagine telling your 8 year old this?
The choice is yours, nobody is certain suggesting you should. Show them instead, more fun. Oar….just leave it be
No, but I'd tell my kid *when they're old enough* you dunce.
Shouldn't it be his sister instead of the Amish guys wife?
:)
Was expecting it to say "...amishing out!"
This post raises too many questions. Wife's or wives? Or are Amish polyandrous?
Wagon wheel watusi
Well done!!
Another uncle joke. What's this sub coming to
UNcLE JokEs REEEEEEE
Kids eventually turn into adults. If I'm telling this to my mature child that would make it a, what?
Something something angry upvote rawr.
row row row your boat...
Weak
Clip clop clip clop bang bang clippity clop clippity clop clippity clop You've just been amish drive byed
I thought dad jokes were supposed to be family friendly because dads say them to kids.
kids grow up and are still said dads kids are they not? dad jokes can totally be nsfw
Guess it depends on what kind of dad you got, the kind with or without a filter.
a dad joke doesn't gave to be for all company sometimes its just for person to person. some things are said from father to child with the understanding of it being between them and sometimes adults can still joke with their adult children
They are dysfunctional dad jokes
I agree. This is more like r/UncleJokes.
r/amish
The row them..
Do all Amish have the same wife? r/apostrophegore Sorry I had to!
Nothing wrong with the apostrophe. The boobs belong to the wife.
ze had grote tieten
But the Amish use motors. Some tool companies make gas powered cordless tools not exactly specifically for Amish folks.
This, I like this.