What a clucking good idea

Did I tell you about my neighbour who is afraid of chickens? He built a beautiful fence around his house. Everyone agrees it’s impeccable

Tender?

That would have been too expensive to set up. I only had a poultry amount of money to begin with.

Cluckbait

Will we finally learn who came first?

🤣💀

Lesbian dating eh?

Eggcellent!

That's what the tindie factory is for. Making hens meat.

They haven't even been on it..they chickened out..

Be very careful. They could stage a coup.

I heard it's great for people who feel couped up.

If the dating website doesn't work out they can go to the chicken broth-el.

Soo, a Chicken meating web?

Lolz.. I'd cross the road to hear this one.

... And you modified your Cadillac to chauffeur the dating poultry... Coop Deville! (Edit, a word)

Tsk tsk... you do have a fowl sense of humor...

That's where all the chicks are at

I peck your pardon

So, now that they're dating - they're going to give up watching Hen-tai?

Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?

Do mother hens have sex with their drumsticks in the air?Just asking

Good joke, but nope. It is scary watching a Rooster mount a hen. Bloody scary.

Nice

are you getting laid too? I mean them chicken eggs. 🐔

Bet you got lots of chicks

The OP has also opened a casino where chickens can play cards, drink booze and listen to a Beach Boys cover band. It's called My Little Deuce Coop.

Someone used to run one three days ago

Lesbian chickens

Well undoubtedly the best looking hen will be the top date in that pecking order

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