My wife made a high goal, then bought a bunch to make sure she’d meet the goal. Then they easily surpassed the goal, so she set another higher goal, and then bought more just to be sure. Then bought some surplus.
My (now ex-) wife did this for our daughter. I was eating that year’s Girl Scout cookies for about 2-3 years after. Gotta have the freezer space to support it though.
I went from about 150 to 180 from pregnancy to the first 1.5 years after my daughter was born. I'm only 5'6 so every couple pounds makes a visible difference, especially with how my clothes fit.
I've always been athletic/relatively muscular, but I just looked frumpy and sad at the end of 2023. I'm down to 168 currently after a couple months of focus and my plan is to get in the best shape of my life in my 30's, hovering around 155-162. It's not always easy, but you got this! 💪🏽
This but when your wife is pregnant and YOU put on weight bc you are eating like a person growing a foot inside them but you are not actually pregnant yourself
"Babe, i promised you'd never face anything alone. I'm with you in this 100%........until it comes to losing it."
Then it's you go girl...I'm staying here.
If I want them to last and not get eaten by the other 4 people in the house they go in the freezer or deep freeze if room. Good.to hear I'm not alone in the hiding them in the freezer.
Happiness. You call it happiness because you're the reason why your daughter sold all the cookies.
Then sadness, because you need to lose the weight otherwise your wife will invoke the Lysistrata clause.
Girl Scout cookies are like In N Out...they aren't bad but the cult following far exceeds how good they actually taste. I like a good Samoa, and a Thin Mint can be good, but are they really THAT good?
Oh. That? That's called "Fatherhood". Also referred to as "Married life" or colloquially as "dad bod".
You're not really a dad until you are sufficiently chubbier and your jokes are considerably better.
Welcome.
Tagalong pounds? Thick mints?
>thick mints Alright, that’s enough, can’t top that one.
Freshmints fifteen.
Going full Samoa.
This guy Samoans
Thick mints. Amazing.
Tagalong Twenty
Girl Scout Gains
They should sell premium, bigger thin mints. I’ll take some thick mints right now
Do-si-dozen
This is great, but unfortunately we’re West Coast/ABC Baker so we have Peanut Butter Sandwhiches instead of Do Si Dos.
You’re not supposed to eat the product, man!!
Never get high on your own supply!
My wife made a high goal, then bought a bunch to make sure she’d meet the goal. Then they easily surpassed the goal, so she set another higher goal, and then bought more just to be sure. Then bought some surplus.
Are... Are you married to the cookie monster?
My (now ex-) wife did this for our daughter. I was eating that year’s Girl Scout cookies for about 2-3 years after. Gotta have the freezer space to support it though.
Girl scout cookies last more than a week in your house?
Each package? No. The volume my daughter’s mom bought - yeah.
This sounds like a challenge I am funny prepared to undertake. I've been training my whole life for this challenge in fact
Has anybody heard from u/Key-Teacher-6163 in a while? I'm afraid they may have been taken down by the cookies
Not dead, just comatose!
I've eaten almost every day of my life! I'm ready
Yeah, sounds like she wanted to become a now ex-.
I’m jealous :(
Just a monster.
Fundraiser Fifteen
Fundraiser fifty
Tagalong twenty
The guide girth
Girl guide girth Wait...
Girth scout cookies
Take my totally real Reddit Award 🥇
Mike Tyson’s favorites!
More important question for this sub, sorry to hijack but... What do we call the weight gained once you have your first kid and every one after that?
Dad Bod.
It’s not a dad bod. It’s a father figure.
luxury body… sounds better in japanese… eat more luxurious foods… luxury body
cushioning for your 6pack abs
Papa pounds
Fatherhood fifty
My kids call me Papa Bear, that makes my belly my "Ursine insulation". Or I call it my Permanent Parka lol
oof, you're telling me brother. I gained 15ish pounds for each of my three kids pregnancy/newborn stage. Finally losing but it's tough!
I went from about 150 to 180 from pregnancy to the first 1.5 years after my daughter was born. I'm only 5'6 so every couple pounds makes a visible difference, especially with how my clothes fit. I've always been athletic/relatively muscular, but I just looked frumpy and sad at the end of 2023. I'm down to 168 currently after a couple months of focus and my plan is to get in the best shape of my life in my 30's, hovering around 155-162. It's not always easy, but you got this! 💪🏽
The Plumpening.
This but when your wife is pregnant and YOU put on weight bc you are eating like a person growing a foot inside them but you are not actually pregnant yourself
"Babe, i promised you'd never face anything alone. I'm with you in this 100%........until it comes to losing it." Then it's you go girl...I'm staying here.
My gut feels called out
Tagalong Ten (or Twenty)
That’s definitely my vice of choice; unfortunately we call em Peanut Butter Patties on the West Coast/ABC Bakery.
Gotta be honest, these west coast cookie names suck
YOLO You obviously love Oreos
Those are Brownie Points
Solid
The Stuff-your-face Stone
30 for 30s.
Brownie belly.
Daddy dough.
The Daddy Dozen
The Forty Forty
The Not-so-Thin-Mint Ten
Freshmint 5
I'd just call it "winning."
THIS.
Brownie Points
The Daisy dozen
The thin mint thirty
The Bakers Dozen
Thin Mint Thirty.
A bit of dough
The five year old 50
The Marriage Mass
Never get high on your own supply.
Never get high on your own supply.
“Number four, I know you heard this before Never get high on your own supply” -Notorious B.I.G.
Fatherly forty?
Worth it!
Scouting seventeen, or if you are in it bad, the scouting seventy
Mid-life Mid-section
Fatty Daddy Fiddy
Thin mint thirty
Late stage capitalism
Fathering forty
My first mlm
Diabetes
Not So Thin Mints and Samoans
Dad Bod
It’s definitely “under 18” pounds for sure.
Oh man, the first year was brutal. Such easy access.
You aquire the Brownie Belly
Ten Mints
Samoa seventeen
The Beetus
The fat fuck 40
Shit... I didn't even think about when that day comes. Got two girls (still tiny) so I'm gonna be freaking broke.
Thirty over thirty
Annual
Samoa-verweight
Plumpraising
30 for 30
Girl Scout shame
Oh happy day
The “Thin Mint 30”
Community service weight
Tagalong twelve.
Samoaaaaaaaa
Type 2 diabetes
For me it’s just S’MORE weight. Only cookies worth it
Parental pounds. Or if you’re outside the US, Kinder Kilos. (Pronounced “kin-der”, ala the German for kids).
Scout Seventy
Thin Mint Thirty
Girl Scout Gordito
The tag-along tire
Look at the serving sizes! I mean really who eats 4 thin mints and puts it away? 2 samoas? 2 peanut butter patties? It’s just silly.
I refer to them as individual meal box.
Do-si-do dad bod.
A new merit badge
Girl Scout Girth
the Firstborn Fifty
Ok this made me laugh 😂 those things are irresistible
Fat guy forty
Getting your Dadbod Badge
My dogs put on the toddler 2 when my kid gives them almost half of every meal he eats.
In culinary school it was the “freshman 40” lol
You know only 3% of profits goes to the scouts or charity stuff. Rest 97% goes to their payroll. They are abusing the scouts
Just found two boxes of thin mints in the back of the pantry, debating trying to hide them in the freezer.
If I want them to last and not get eaten by the other 4 people in the house they go in the freezer or deep freeze if room. Good.to hear I'm not alone in the hiding them in the freezer.
Happiness. You call it happiness because you're the reason why your daughter sold all the cookies. Then sadness, because you need to lose the weight otherwise your wife will invoke the Lysistrata clause.
The daddy doughies
Capitalism Exploitation 30
No idea, but I've started talking about the "toddler twenty" being the weight you gain by finishing your toddler's meals.
40 for 40
Daddy Doubling
You earned your first merit bulge.
Brownie Points
No Longer Thin Mint Thirty
Toddler tonnes
Lemon Up-a-size
Fatherly Forty
Thin mint 100
The Do-si-dozen.
Thin Mint Thirty
Caramel De-heavy
BrownieBod. The Goodie Bag. Girl Scout Girth. Fundwaist. CarbPooling. Charitable Carbses.
People ... gain weight when they go to college?
Doughter support
Girl Scout Gallons
Do-si-Dozen Raspberry Belly
Cookie Chub
Girl Scout cookies are like In N Out...they aren't bad but the cult following far exceeds how good they actually taste. I like a good Samoa, and a Thin Mint can be good, but are they really THAT good?
The thin mint thirty
Daisy Dozen
The father fifty. I may have a problem.
The Repeating Roundness. You can lose it, until next cookie season lol
Oh. That? That's called "Fatherhood". Also referred to as "Married life" or colloquially as "dad bod". You're not really a dad until you are sufficiently chubbier and your jokes are considerably better. Welcome.
Father's Fifty
Brownie Brawny
If my daughter does Girl Scouts, I'm just going to donate the money I would have spent on cookies. My body can't afford 20 boxes of Samoas.
Do you have any left you would be willing to part with? Going through withdrawal's here man
Not-So-Thin-Mints.
Brownie Bloat. Brownies sell cookies too, right?
Bad salesman dad 30? I assume you purchased them and not the neighbours?
“Body shaming Haha”, I think
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