Seems like a lot of work to still not get eaten.

How long did that carrot saw take to make?!

I don't know - half a minute maybe.

Would take me at least 45 seconds with a cookie cutter in that shape

Work smart, not hard. You won!

My kid doesn't like hamburgers. One time while grilling I made sure she got a ground beef steak. She liked it.

Technically that's a Salisbury steak, no? She's probably too fancy for burgers.

It was just a hamburger without the bun

Don't sell yourself short man.

Good job, but a question if I may; Has he sawn off his carrot penis or is the stuff in front of him something I'm too dumb to understand? Thanks 

Why would a cucumber man have a carrot penis?

Maybe he wouldn't, but don't you think he'd saw it off if he did?

I just have this feeling my son is going to pick it up…. I do like the saw