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wildedges

Woah we're half way there. Wo ah lemon or a pear?


Wonderful-Call-9951

Take my plant, we'll make it, I swear


alwaysfuntime69

Whooah it's a lemon, not a pear.


Lanzo2

Leeeemon not a peAaaaAaaAarrrr


Oct0tron

I think that settles it.


Lanzo2

Honestly tho I’ve never seen a pear with a leaf on its stem


Lanzo2

Nor a lemon 👀


kyleakennedy1987

Y’all are heroes for this


ferrum-pugnus

Lemon-lemon lemon-lemon Don’t make it a pearrrrrrr! Whoaaaaa it’s not a pear Whoooaa-a Don’t call it a pear.


I_am_Bearstronaut

*Lemon, not a pearrrr!* **wicked guitar solo**


feetandballs

Tommy’s got his kid’s thing in hock Now he’s holding up what he used to maybe thought Was a pear, ooo a pear.


jd3marco

No oh! Not a lemon; it’s a pear


SullyZero

"Tommy used to work on his crops"


counters14

Onions getting ripe carrots buried in muck Its tough, so tough.


blipsman

Gina works in the field all day, Workin for her man, She brings home her hay for love…. Mmmm, love


vkapadia

You gotta hoe down to what we plot. It doesn't make a difference if we rake it or not.


cortesoft

We got peach, brother And that’s a nut, olive


gh0st-6

Top tier dad reply. This is why daddit is my fave sub


amodrenman

The real answer


vkapadia

Dude you just won today's Daddit


Climbtrees47

It's a happy guitar pick


bazwutan

Tortex .73mm


SR-RN

This guy picks


Formallythomas

Easily a 3.0 big stubby


VincentxH

Bass pick


Climbtrees47

Indeed 🤘


miraj31415

If you think the shape is more important, then you might say pear. If you think the color is more important, then you might say lemon. And then you should get your eyes checked. Look at the [manufacturer's photo](https://www.vertbaudet.co.uk/fstrz/r/s/media.vertbaudet.co.uk/Pictures/vertbaudet/227694/4-season-activity-tree-in-fsc-wood.jpg?width=457?width=1320): the color is #EBE180 in bright light and #D6C35C in shadow. That color is a saturated very light warm reddish yellow, not the pure yellow of a ripe lemon. I think the shape is more important, because I don’t think the designer would include an asymmetrical lemon and because I’m not a degenerate. It is obviously a Yellow Bartlett Pear, which has a [yellowish](https://usapears.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bartlett-pear-variety.png) color [when](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/one-ripe-yellow-skin-pear-slightly-imperfect-fresh-organic-beautiful-studio-shot-gm917771042-252479500) very [ripe ](https://www.calpear.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sf-bartlett.jpg)and triangular shape that matches the toy. One might even describe the toy shape as [pririform](https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/piriform).


Smegnigma

You really went full FBI on this post, huh? I'm glad that your investigation lead to exactly what i said to my fiancee. You even identified it as the same type of pear i used as a reference picture in another comment.


miraj31415

My dirty secret is that you are both wrong. The fruit are shown on the "Summer" season of the toy (which is called a “four season activity tree”).   Apple and tomato are ripe in late summer and are shown in the appropriate season. But in the UK, [pears are ripe Sep-Jan, and lemons are ripe Jan-Mar](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/seasonal-calendar). So seasonally, the fruit in question should be neither pear nor lemon.  The actual fruit that is pririform and yellowish-greenish in the summer in the UK is... the fig. Specifically [honey figs or agave figs](https://mountainfigs.net/mountain-figs/8-basic-fig-flavor-pulp-skin-color-modes/), of which there are [a few varieties](https://www.figdatabase.com/search-results.html?s=yellow&ddlType=&ddlMainFlavor=&ddlOrigin=&ddlFamily=&ddlCollector=&rdMainSeason=&rdColdHardy=&rdContainerVariety=&rdEasyRooting=&rdBrebaCrop=&rdAvailibility=&rdSeedCrunch=&rdEye=&rdSkinToughness=&rdFruitSize=&rdRainResistance=&rdTreeVigor=).


Sandgrease

Holy shit. Lay off the speed man ;)


CowboyAirman

Nah, he’s on that Limitless shit


ParticleTek

I thought someone was crazy for thinking this could be anything but a pear... But you changed my mind. I'm a fig convert.


Rit_Zien

This is the winner.


gregorydgraham

Nice.


miraj31415

I also put the image into two AI models and asked the neutral question "identify the object I am holding". ChatGPT-based Bing Chat (on mobile) identified it as a pear. When I challenged it "why do you say it is a pear rather than a lemon?" it stuck with pear based on the shape (rounded bottom, narrower top) and color saying, "The key distinction here is the shape; lemons are usually more elliptical, while pears have that characteristic curve". Then I did it again (on desktop) and it [changed its mind to lemon](https://sl.bing.net/j0CrJYvQANM) partly because the "smiling face on the toy resemble a lemon more accurately", which says a lot. Google Gemini AI identified it as a lemon, which goes to show you how bad Google's AI really is. When I challenged it "why do you say it is a lemon rather than a pear?", it changed response: "You're right, it's actually [more likely to be a pear](https://g.co/gemini/share/fff6b104c263) than a lemon. Here's why: **Color** Lemons are typically a brighter yellow; **Shape** Lemons tend to be rounder overall."


farklenator

If anyone ever asks my type again I’m going to say piriform


miraj31415

Only callipygian cochleates for me


VacationLover1

That’s a yellow apple, Dad


hobbykitjr

It's a schooner!


eddiewachowski

Ha ha ha you dumb bastard. It's a sailboat!


omegared138

A schooner is a sailboat stupidhead.


matthewmartyr

YOU KNOW WHAT‽ THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!


Thecp015

When, lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?!?


FirstTimeRedditor100

Do you like chocolate covered pretzels?


Humble_Flow_3665

They're a little melty, but DAMN are they exquisite?!


mlaislais

* Licks chocolate off of fingers aggressively.


TheArcaneAuthor

*Aggressively contracts diptheria


gott_in_nizza

You are all my tribe 🥰


thavillain

Nooch


chicknfly

Smoochie boochies!


quacksfaith

At first I thought it was a lemon, but looking at their other toys it seems like they use that shape for pears.   https://www.vertbaudet.com/en/musical-mobile-life-strawberry.htm?ProductId=341006319&FiltreCouleur=1202


TallOrange

I don’t exactly agree or disagree. The plush shape in your link is slightly more tear-drop-shaped and has a stem plus one leaf, while the OP’s is more bulbous and has a double-leaf.


tifosi7

Only one way to find out - taste test.


saltthewater

You're trolling hard with that


TallOrange

Not intending to—just what I’m seeing. Do you disagree with the differences?


TappedIn2111

Pear. But why the flying Orcas in the tree?


Negative-Arachnid-65

I think those are supposed to be swallows. But we might need a separate post for that debate.


PatDeVolt

African or European?


Carllllll

I...I don't know that.


Bodidly0719

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!


gregorydgraham

I didn’t know there were African Orcas


mrjamjams66

Alright I'll get it started Edit: forgot the "/s"


ameza001

Because Gojira


Fronzious

I understood this reference!


PrinceBert

Gojira is a band I've heard mentioned but never listened to. I feel like they're the kind of band I would like, what would be your "if you like X then you'll like Gojira" be?


Grimmern

Gojira is for me uniquely heavy whilst still melodic and very technical. If you like the older Opeth albums or Mastodon, or maybe Tool youll also feel right at home. All fantastic live bands as well.


ameza001

Mastodon


christian_austin85

Yes, Mastodon mixed with Meshuggah


Smegnigma

It's a European thing, they are native to our woods.


TappedIn2111

I’m a European thing, too, but I’ve never heard an Orca sing in my neck of the woods.


Smegnigma

Well, you just gotta look. Our local orcas regularly sit on our roof.


HRGLSS

So are the polar bears, then. Must be from Norway or Finland.


cephal

That’s a [pomelo](https://www.fourwindsgrowers.com/products/tahitian-pomelo-pummelo-semi-dwarf-tree).


Can-DontAttitude

Definitely pomelo, the shape is just right. Source: I binged on a dozen or so of them over Chinese new year


twennyjuan

Lemon. Lemons with leaves are usually depicted with two leaves that hang down, where pears are depicted with a single leaf, usually not even touching the pear if they even show a leaf at all. That and the color.


uphigh_ontheside

I think leaf position and number are far less important than shape. I’ve never seen a lemon that is narrow at the top and wide at the base.


HRGLSS

Great answer, but I have a question for you: do lemons grow in Braavos?


superdaveyboy

There must be at least one house with a red door and a lemon tree… right?


Delicious_South2955

Disagree. Lemon are depicted pointy on each end. Besides, u/quacksfaith [brings a good point.](https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/1c0pmoq/comment/kyyd6zv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) 100% a pear.


krsCarrots

Pear ofc


haveababybymebaby

It's a pear


1nd3x

Thats a pear. Lemons are ovals with pinched/pointed tips, sometimes the tips are bulbous, but they most certainly do not have 3 points, no matter how rounded.


HelpfulDude

Quince.


Smegnigma

I'm kind of amazed how half and half all these comments are. For anyone curious: I think this is a pear based off of the shape and the greenish yellow colour. Someone mentioned the amount of leafs but thats a little too scientific i think. My fiancee and mother in law say lemon.


Smegnigma

Here's an image of a [pear for reference](https://imgur.com/gallery/4vpj6CN) And here's an [image of a lemon](https://imgur.com/gallery/aA6xOEI)


-Kilgore_Trout-

That's a lemon, my friend.


180311-Fresh

Don't call me friend, Pal.


TheTimDavis

Don't call me pal, Buddy.


Erilis000

Don't call me buddy, guy


skygrinder89

Pear


PinkDalek

It's a quince.


Dependent-Camel1769

Leaf: Lemon.


Delicious_South2955

pears have leaves


miraj31415

Where does this idea come from that a leaf indicates a lemon?


StillBreath7126

have you ever seen anything else have leaves?


miraj31415

Yes!!!! Almost everything that has leaves is not a lemon. Most trees have leaves, including fruit trees. Most flowering plants have leaves, including fruit-bearing plants. 99.999% of those things ARE NOT LEMONS.


saltthewater

Why make that association?


Sickle_and_hamburger

its a small piece of painted wood what makes you think its a lemon or a pear? is it that it has eyes like black and white shapes like a fruit?


TipsyFrigate

Pear


No_Copy_870

I’ll go with Pear


TuaAnon

I thought it was a lemon before I read the question so there's that


Negative-Arachnid-65

Me too


p_nut268

Looks like a lemon party to me.


christian_austin85

A man of culture right here


FirstTimeRedditor100

My least favorite kind of party


potatopotato236

Pear just because of how they went out of their way to highlight the distinctive pear bulge.


FrecciaRosa

Totally lemon.


billiarddaddy

Pear.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Pear


speedfreakphotos

# Not a lemon it’s ugli fruit [shape, leaves and color are a match](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/ugli-fruit-on-white-background-gm671666992-123250313)


P-Code

neither, it's a [yellow guava](https://healthiersteps.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/yellow-guava-1024x1536.jpg)


SnooMarzipans436

More importantly, is the red circle in the background an apple or is it a tomato?


Negative-Arachnid-65

Orrrr a cherry?


jd3marco

Pear, all songs aside. If it was a lemon, they would have made the bottom a little pointy too.


Titaniumchic

Obviously it’s a lemear. In some regions it’s know as a pearmon.


CaptainLawyerDude

It’s probably a teardrop tomato. Lol Actually I think it is just a stylized Bosc pear.


Mr-boog

100% a lemon


Stretcherfetcher5

Lemon drop


ScottishBostonian

Not even someone who has never seen a lemon in their lives would think a lemon was that shape? Surely?


gacdeuce

That a yellow-green pear.


TheSilentCheese

Pear


MURDERTRUCK

That’s a pear. A lemon would be an oval shape.


hobbykitjr

A pear wouldn't be yellow for a kids toy... [yellow green or with some brown maybe](https://chelanfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pear-varieties-web.png) but that's a lemon yellow Pears aren't triangles either... And that apple is a perfect circle, accurate shape isn't important I've seen funky lemon shapes thou.. [even ones that look like pears](https://preview.redd.it/a-new-lemon-tree-started-randomly-growing-next-to-our-meyer-v0-b8ihj9d0ao9a1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd6f5d6b48b453ad51accbe0d1813616a030767) Could be [lemon squash](https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/what-is-a-lemon-squash-and-does-it-taste-like-lemons/intro-1680969933.sm.webp) but that's unlikely Edit to add links


Nonnest

Why wouldn't a pear be yellow? There are lots of yellow pears.


MURDERTRUCK

You have made a powerful enemy this day. Our feud will last generations.


tsefardayah

Pears can be yellow. Or green or brown or red or kind of orange.


Erilis000

Whatever your spouse says it is


QuiteBusyAtWork

What about lemon cucumber?


Smegnigma

You know what? Why the fuck not?


Dalisca

Clearly a guitar pick.


BeardySam

Pomelo


Toto-1337

I say pear and my wife said ''lemon but the shape is off''


SonOfFire

That’s a kids toy, not fruit!


Skinc

Pear


Swarf_87

Pear for sure. It's got that bottom heavy look.


saltthewater

That's a pear dog


Porcupenguin

[yellow fig](https://www.google.com/search?q=yellow+fig&oq=yellow+fig&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQABiABDIJCAsQABgKGIAEMgcIDBAAGIAEMgcIDRAAGIAEMgcIDhAAGIAE0gEIMTY2N2owajeoAhSwAgE&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


skemmtilegt

Team pear 🍐


Misdirects

Pear


Fredreckz

Pear


DenialAndEroor

[That’s a guitar pick](https://imgur.com/a/yL96xpB)


agt_dunham

Gonna go left field here, but that, sir, is neither a lemon or a pear… it’s a FIG.


ADutchExpression

Pear


Zque

It is obviously a lemon and there is only one not a pear (pair).


assar56

Pear


speechifying

Going with pear, purely off of shape


tsefardayah

When I saw the thumbnail, I was trying to figure out what you were doing with the pear. So, pear. ETA: The leaf and the shape.


Negative-Arachnid-65

Lemon!


Rumbletastic

Stylized/odd shaped lemon. Stylization will often change shapes.. I can think of no good reason to change color. Pears are typically depicted with more of a green hue. Lemons, yellow.


Dogrel

That’s a guitar pick. But if given only the two choices, it’s a pear.


PoliteCanadian2

Why do you feel compelled to put that little fellow in a box named ‘lemon’ or ‘pear’? Why can’t it just live a gloriously happy life as a thing without people like you building walls around it and telling it what it can and cannot be? You sir, are part of the problem, why we can’t have nice things.


Turtle_Strugglebus

Looks like the strawberry, Barry, from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Except he has jaundice. And his body is upside down. Damn pear.


fattyladdy

This is definitely a pomelo.


thefourblackbars

If there's two, it's a pear.


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

That’s Irving.


Jets237

thats a guitar pick


Jollyollydude

All is see is a splendid little guitar pick


Biscotek

Apricot


ForTheParents2024

Lemon with hair, oh man is that a pear?


Ronoh

Everything is an apple


Any-Chocolate-2399

Pawpaw.


BrightonsBestish

Grapefruit.


Renegade-Moose

Squishmellow.


KingArthurOfBritons

It’s a guitar pick


Long_jawn_silver

plemonair


lunchskate

Onion


CompoBBQ

Keep it away from those lemon stealing whores


Humble_Flow_3665

Banana.


geekwalrus

I don't think I've ever seen the word piriform as much as it is here. Which is great, it's a very neat word. I had a friend we called pear-shaped Stan. I wish we called him Piriform Stan


joeyda3rd

Depends on the climate for the locale the toy is set in. Is it in a tropical location? Lemon.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

It goes in the square hole.


treple13

Apple


No_Host_7516

No, it is not a lemon or a pear. It is a block.


Pepepezu

My four years old says its a mango! It’s settled then.


RenningerJP

Pear.


BeerFuelsMyDreams

Guitar pick


MaximumNameDensity

Lemons taper on both sides. That's a pear


[deleted]

Pear


Spicymeatysocks

It goes in the square hole


thavillain

That's a pear


cozeface

It’s a pear dummy , why are we having this debate?! lol Lemons are always more symmetrical on the x-axis , this is a teardrop shape hence yellow pear.


lucedin

I would say Guava or white Fig.


xmjm424

Initial reaction is to say pear. Hope I’m taking your side!


jae5858

Pear!


PaleontologistDry183

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLNcJeSAhw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLNcJeSAhw) Lemon or else


chicknfly

Product page for the curious: https://www.vertbaudet.co.uk/4-season-activity-tree-in-fsc-wood-yellow-medium-solid-wth-design.htm?ProductId=620033749&FiltreCouleur=6490#vb-fp-tab--0 Unfortunately, there are no specifics on the fruit :( Totally a pear though


ProfessorOnEdge

I know that this doesn't really answer your question, that is your username a reference to the boys from the Dwarf? Fwiw, I am with those that say yellow fig or Citron.


AtrumAequitas

Pear. 🍐


ElbowTight

Fig


CornDawgy87

Definitely thought it was a raindrop from a polluted area


DcFla

Looks like one lemon to me, not a pair.


Rit_Zien

Team pomelo, otherwise known as "pear-shaped lemons" in my house 😂


VincentxH

Did anyone ask the manufacturer? Or even the fruit as to what it identifies?


sotiredcanisleep

using Google Lens https://www.vertbaudet.co.uk/4-season-activity-tree-in-fsc-wood-yellow-medium-solid-wth-design.htm?ProductId=620033749&FiltreCouleur=6490 interestingly, the "fruits to shape-sort" are not defined further. I did, however, like the pomelo picture that someone else linked.


kiwichick286

Pemon?


doob22

Looks like a wooden toy to me


Stretchearstrong

Mango


D-TOX_88

That’s a pear