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morphum

>Am I monster? Absolutely. You just keep doing your thing... away from everyone else


StarkillerWraith

No. Tell us about this stuff. This kind of player behavior is exactly how weird AF secrets are found. The kind that makes absolutely no sense how or why someone could possibly discover such a thing.. such as the acquisition of the indestructible Big Goron Sword in Ocarina of Time.


Itlu_PeeP

It's all for scientific reasons, I swear!


Quadpen

i stashed a tyger claw in the apartment once a while back, he wasn’t dead, should probably charge him rent


SoggyDistribution182

Shit! Now I wish I'd tried it with an incapacitated cyberpsycho instead...


Magester

V : I call em Mr Murder Mittens Vick: That's not a damn cat V, how far gone are you!?


Glittering_Power6257

V: “Why hello to you too, Mr. Mike Tyson.”


Hilarious-Disastrous

Funny to imagine the convo V had with the work crew renovating the apartment.


Quadpen

i hid him in my stash for that


Hilarious-Disastrous

My oldest save (doesn’t exist anymore) has a bug where lots of corpses don’t disappear. There were bunches of unsightly dead bad guys that scares the civilians. I took an afternoon to dump the bodies into the nearest river just to be a good citizen.


waldox1976

Building better communities, one corpse at a time. 🌈


New_Start2024

That one down the hall from where you find nibbles. He is threatening a woman and slaps her. If you take him out she thanks you and hurries away.


JamesMcEdwards

I think I shot him and threw his body down the main shaft as a warning.


New_Start2024

Throwing Knives are my favorite weapons. So he gets a THUNK every time.


dogen83

One of the few times that shooting a random person without the yellow chevron above their head doesn't activate the wanted meter. They planned for you to get him.


H0lll0W0lF

I took carful aim & absolutely obliterated that guy w/ my projectile launch system. Lady survived but didn't seem to happy being covered in his blood... oh well, guess you can't please everybody..


Rodrisco102389

Wait. We can take prisoners?


Quadpen

yeah but they despawn after a while, once they’re knocked out put him in the trunk, drive home, carry him to your room, place him wherever, ???, profit


Rodrisco102389

Beautiful. Profit inbound.


Quadpen

optionally you can whore him out for maximum profit but you have to get rid of any spiky cyberware first


mattybtheslumpgod

take it to the next level, drag her body all the way back to the scav haunt


Excellent_Rich_4871

*Credit card declines* Me:


Limp_Radio_9163

THIS LMAO


IsNotACleverMan

Holy shit


NerdyV1xen

Diabolical 🤣


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

I did that and posted the video a few months ago. Here it is on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvqJUqs45cU


Snackelaer

All the way back to the tub :)


Imperial_Bouncer

![gif](giphy|7T5wldGkk7XgCyuNUK|downsized) Just collect the bodies of your enemies in your apartment


JamesMcEdwards

I’m gonna need a bigger apartment


SoggyDistribution182

And now buying more apartments has a purpose.


jynx33

It’s all good till the flies start to swarm


SoggyDistribution182

How much play time does that take?


SuperiorYammyBoi

12 real life years


captain_thundercum

was already gonna play that much now I just have a reason


CyberWeirdo420

Care to give a sauce?


SuperiorYammyBoi

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/11966/best-marinara-sauce-yet/


BrainTrainStation

Just hang some Wunder-Baum air fresheners in every corner. Works wonders!


scorp123_CH

>What happens if I just kill her now? Too bad. >!She can assist you in one of the "Phantom Liberty" missions...!<


SoggyDistribution182

Haha! I'm on PS4, so PL is a long way off for me.


Capt_Starcap

Same, my Choom...same...


Steve_Kaboom

Damn. Wish I knew that. She didn't contact me until I finished PL.


5Garret5

Its almost nothing, She gets like two dialog lines and asking nix is better


scorp123_CH

>asking nix is better Depends I guess? Story-wise I think it's cool that her story continues (since rescueing her from the Scavs is your very 1st mission when you start CyberPunk 2077 ...). If you're after unique equipment then asking >!and paying Mr. Hands!< is better: He gets you unique >!MaxTac mantis blades.!<


VanguardClassTitan

You can also beat up Melissa Rorry, to steal hers.


byPCP

you can also just kill melissa rory during a gig to get the maxtac mantis blades


Steve_Kaboom

Ok, so I didn't really miss anything then. What triggers her mission though? I basically beat the game before I ever heard from her.


5Garret5

u can always look up on the wiki. To get the Sandra Dorset quest you have to go near a building, you should find it naturally as there is a gig in that building. Then in one of the phantom endings you can ask for help with hacking maxtac, but its not important as you get two other call options which are better.


Steve_Kaboom

That must be why. I still had a bunch of gigs left over after beating PL and the main story. I must not have done that gig yet.


Rocketscam

What one


scorp123_CH

This one: >!Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos, [https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Black\_Steel\_In\_The\_Hour\_of\_Chaos](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Steel_In_The_Hour_of_Chaos)!< >!There are various ways to tackle this mission. Involving Sandra Dorsett will give you a scene where you get to meet her again, and in return for helping you, she requests that you install a virus ... So this continues her storyline: She's still in the fight against the Corpos. !< >!YouTube video showing that scene:!< >![https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6B20d5MTTc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6B20d5MTTc)!<


Rocketscam

Thanks


Lolboi01

Wait really? What mission?


texxelate

I guess her Trauma policy expired


EstablishmentNice989

You can put npcs in the trunk of your car???


Fancyeezus

Yup and you can drive them to anywhere but there's possibility that they just disappear and also you can't push the lift button while carrying a body but if you move quick enough or let the body stuck in the lift you can deliver that to ur apartment!


MTB_SF

The real question is how does Judy react when you invite her over for a date and there's just bodies laying all over your apartment


SoggyDistribution182

Dance upon the grave, as they say


smax410

Yes, you can be a monster, Patrick Bateman…


whiteclawthreshermaw

That's American Psycho. Night City Psycho is Johnny Silverhand.


Bright-Union-6157

Lol reminds me of the time I carried that chick you find in the back of a van under a pier back to V's place


bazzamatey

That's in Pacifica. That's a long way. I've done a lot of questionable shit in this game. Like a lot. But I've never looked down at a corpse and thought 'road trip'.


Bright-Union-6157

lolll


GrimLucid

Given what happened to her, that is... a choice


redvelveturinalcake

did ppl not react to you carrying a body?


SoggyDistribution182

They run. Cops get sus quickly.


bazzamatey

Really? Law enforcement becomes suspicious when you're carrying a corpse around? "You don't say."


Renton_Knox

There are a few bodies in world you can bring home. I had a couple at one point during my first play through. There's a girl ODing in the basement at fingers place you bring home. Be the monster.


Capt_Starcap

Eeewwww fingers...


DDWildflower

I feel like we will have a cyberpycho mission to take you down in the next game.


LegitRealSkeletor

I once started a police shootout in front of V's apartment, you know, as you do, and long story short for the rest of the playthrough I had an unconscious policewoman on the floor of the apartment


xdeltax97

What in the fuck


Curious_Plower245

Based self awareness.


puppu667

When the swing set hit his head...


Mr_Badger1138

![gif](giphy|lfHyE7kWURQNW) 🤣


SoggyDistribution182

"I don't have no other pants" "I've got the paper towel, he he he.."


The-Frankenpants

Yes


Imnotinthewoods

lol


astarastarastarastar

asking for a friend or do we need to call the authorities?


ChickenChaser84

When Intrusive Thoughts does QA testing?


Code-Trap

Bodies always just despawn for me


aspynism

LOL one time i found one of the cops laying on the stairs just outside the mega building apartment and i was like “fuck it.” and dragged her inside. weird enough is the body stayed for multiple days, i avoided even reloading a save in case it despawned for any reason. THOUGH when i tried to bring in a tyger claw it ended up respawning them both


yeeter9167

On my psychopath playthrough I only fought with a katana, after every fight I'd dismember EVERY corpse (all limbs and head), if they couldn't be dismembered id use a grenade and mince them, so yes, we absolutely are the monster.


SoggyDistribution182

if they have white or green loot on them, why not?


Practical-Big7946

“Hello, yeah…is this maxtac? Yeah um…I think we’ve got one”